>be Filthy Rich's best customer >get invited into

>>28728780
Those stretch marks look horrible. She should really learn to eat healthier

>>28728780
FILTHY RICH WUZ A GOOD BOI! HE DINDU NUFFIN

His wife probably did it.

>>28728780
"How much for her?"

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>>28728780
>what do?
Nothing.

>>28728780
KICK THE BABY

>>28728780
>see this sitting in the corner
>what do?
Scream, drop the camera, and vanish from sight never to be seen again. The following year, a shitty sequel is made.

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>>28728780
Save m'lady from the evil with my blade.

>>28728780
Go over and teach her a hard lesson. She knows better than to act like that with guests over.

>>28728780
Hug her

>>28728928
blaire witch project?

>>28728780
>Those hips
I know exactly what I'm going to do

>>28728780
I didn't know ponies could go super saiyan.

>>28728780
>rape

>don't stick my nose in another man's family business
>be polite to him and his wife
>finish transaction and leave with a nice stack of money
>go home
>drink until the images stop

>>28728780
Hey, are you the maid or something, how bout you freshen up my drink, comprende?

>>28728780
Leave an anonymous tip to social services after I leave

I'm boring, I know.

>>28728780
to be honest i would just grab her and fucking run to the hills, and then hug and kiss her.
id get her somewhere warm, and give her the best food bits could buy. id stay up next to her, guarding her, all night while she sleeps. and of course id spoil her with a fuckton of hugs and kisses. id hold her close to me for the rest of her life, because i know wounds like the ones she has never truly heal, but id still make sure she feels the best she possibly could, cause thats what she deserves. and of course id give her a shit load of hugs and kisses.

>>28730002
>rescuing broken inventory

>>28728780
I would ask what happened to her.

>>28728780
Make the transaction I came here to make. My time is valuable.

>>28730436
>My time is valuable

>>28730417
i would do anything to make a pony happy

>>28728780
Try to save her cause I'm such a faggot, only to realize that beating your filly is completely normal in Equestria and it's why every pony is so nice, the mean ponies are the ones that didn't get beat enough. DT is just learning a lesson, and it would be rude of me to interrupt that. Way to be a respectful parent Mr. Rich.

>>28728780

Nothing much.
Just a few marks from good ol' fashion parenting.

Now if she was bleeding from her puckered ponut, then I'd be worried.

>>28728780
Ask him how the fuck did he smash a brick wall to look like broken glass

get her out of there and give her a hug

then add some more marks to her ass