Silently, he creeps along, The little anon, though it's

>>28719257
Walking by, he bites his lip,
Her mouth as large as a sailing ship,
From his perspective, so it seemed,
But thankful him, she stayed and dreamed...

Another rumble from far behind,
Prompted him to brisken stride,
As in her sleep her lips she licked,
Her giant tongue in, out it flicked...

Anon tried to not look back,
But fearing a surprise attack,
He chanced a look directly behind,
Rather thankful at his find.

He ducked, quite quick, as hoof sailed overhead,
Lucky him, lest he lose his head!
But that though of his was quite shortlived,
As now, he found his way blocked ahead.

Anon thought and thought it through,
Her hunger causing much ado,
As her hooves did stretch and reach about,
He tried to think of a way out...

>>28719318
A groan again from her massive tum,
Anon turned and scwoled some,
But didn't see a curling arm,
Coming back to cause him harm...

In her sleep, she dreamt of food,
Quite befitting her happy mood,
And she found a lovely bunch of grapes,
Hanging down, the vine did drape...

Her arm extended, and grabbed the bunch,
A lovely start to a lovely lunch,
As in her dream she opened wide,
Anon, in real life, was terrified.


Her arm had wrapped around him tight,
He was no match for her massibe might,
He looked in hear as he approached her head...
Her lips, just parting, her tongue warm red.

He tried to yell, he tried to scream,
But at his size? She continued to dream,
Her mouth open wode to accept her snack,
Her tongue extending, his mind did rack...

>>28719359
Rolling over, her belly now up,
Her arm above, Anons run his luck,
As he struggled, kicked, and tried to escape,
The cavern below ever more agape.

With a sudden drop, he fell inside,
Her soft, warm tongue halting his short ride,
To no avail he tried to climb,
Ignoring the salavatory slime...

Her lips did purse, and her throat did moan,
And from deeper within, a bellowing groan,
His hopes all dashed by her powerful tongue,
Tasting this treat until taste was all numb.

He cried out again, he threw a quick punch,
But she felt nothing, to her, it was lunch,
And so, in her sleep, little anon would feed
The hungering pony, no matter his speed...

(Cont.)

>>28719424
As he fell ever deeper, his feet touched her throat,
But this man was Anon, he mustn't lose hope!
He battered and climbed, his exit he must reach...!
...Only to have his way blocked by her teeth.

Thus, unaware of the creature within,
The pony just smiled, and pushed him right in,
He struggled and kicked, tried to kick like a bullet...
Only to be sucked straight down her gullet.

The tight little tunnle squelched and pushed,
Poor little Anon, who by now was bushed,
And on the outside caused the slightest small bulge,
Travelling down her long slemder throat...

His journed comtinued, past her beating heart,
He heard her calm breathing, he heard every part,
Of her massive body, pulsing as one,
And inside of it all, Anon was done...

Pushed out of tube, and into some air,
Anon threw punches and kicks in depair,
And after a brazen, rebellious brawl...
He finally, broke, and lay down against the wall...

(Cont).

>>28719496
He looked all around, at his fleshy prison,
(As best he could, with limited vision),
The walls moving slowly, the hearbeat above,
And herein poor Anon, as weak as a dove...

Outside, the pony enjoyed her quick snacks,
And in her sleep, sighing, laid back to relax,
A hoof coming up to rub her gut,
Never to know of Anon's poor luck...

Anon himself just finally went limp,
He gave up on all, he felt like a wimp,
He may as well rest in this crazy place,
He calmed down and listened, his mind slower pace...

In rhythm with breathing, her stomach did move,
Ever so gently, with folds and grooves,
The soft, sticky flesh kept Anon quite warm,
And almost felt safe, instead of for harm...

Anon inside fell soon to sleep,
The groaning and gurgling of her stomach deep,
Accompanied by soft and pleasured moans,
From the pony outside, who was now alone.
Brought to you by a very bored and autistic writefag.

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Dr. Seuss is writing macro pony vore!

I'm going to attribute the typos that spring up when it gets to the vore part as you getting too horny to concentrate.

>>28719571
Grammer is a touchy thing,
Spelling here, rules so thin,
Through truth be told, I should have checked...
No harm done, at worse, you kek'd.

Any requests before I go?
If you've got them, let me know...
I have, myself, a bit of time,
To write you up a little rhyme.

>>28719635
Do be warned, I may fade quick,
And I don't mean to be a dick,
But If I don't hear for some time...
Well, I may drift off, no fault of mine.

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>>28719635
Let's hear some zebra rap, Zecora.

>>28719657
The Name's Zecora, In the forest I stay,
I mix up some potions, and to ponies I say:
"Beware the dangers of Everfree!"
Not that they ever listen to me.

Sometimes, when bored, I check on some threads,
Some of them silly, some of them dead,
But when I see piles of pony smut,
I know that it's High time to leave my Hut.

>>28719666
I'll check those trips, those sixes thrice,
If only you would be so nice,
I love my dubs, my sweets, my treats,
But I hate singles, Twist, and feet

Any more requests for simple rhymes?
Vague, detailed, I have a little time,
To share and make a piece for you,
Some entertainment, a kek or two.

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>>28719666
Trips confirm zebra music is the devils music.

>>28719689
(Shoot, another Rhymefag there,
This isn't me, Anons, I swear!
My Zebra Trips did strike a Chord,
To open up the Rhyming board).

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>>28719692
Rarity gives up her boutique in lieu of becoming the most fabulous rap artist in Equestria.

>>28719705
Sweetie Just won't understand,
My choice to move to better land,
The fashion world was getting dull,
It's time I Started something full!

The Rhythm and flow of perfect Rap,
I signed right up, I made a pact,
To pack in eloquent, flowing lines,
To simple beats, and perfect rhymes.

I sold away, my old botique,
To be reborn, something unique!
Zebras alone aren't only dope,
It's time to shine for pony folk!

I spit a verse beyond compare,
While pulling off my fabulous hair,
I hit the streets, pristine to a "T",
The new life of big Slim Rar-It-E.

Anything else that I can do?
I wrote up vore, but I do silly too!
Cozy is doable, and micro to boot,
I can do whatever... but I must do it soon.

>>28719734
>big Slim
kek

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>>28719734
Actually not bad at all. Good on you, Rhymanon.

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>>28719757
Pinkie's snuggly adoration of Anon bringing home a box of candy for her.

>>28719770
I'm glad you liked it, I aim to please!
The anons of the board, I hope to appease,
And although vore may not be for all,
These simple requests assure some will stand tall!

>>28719781
A blush on his cheeks, he knocks on her door,
The bounding of pinkie he hears (and adores)
"HIYA THERE ANON!" She says, near a roar,
Pulling him in, as she sits on the floor.

Shaking his head, he laughs and sits down,
Presenting a box, arrayed with a crown,
She opens the package, and smiles with glee,
"Chocolate? Oh Anon, you got this for me?"

Without any words, she wraps him in hugs,
Her soft, fuzzy muzzle, giving his neck a nudge,
He wraps arms around her, feeling cuddly warm,
The soft, furry pony, her pillowy form.

She tenderly hugs Anons head to her chest,
A small tuft of fur moving just at his breath,
As deep past her hide, her excited heart beats,
Sounding quite gentle, despite it's great speed.

She pops a few chocolates into her maw,
Sharing with anon a hoofful, earning her a "daww,"
They proceed to snuggle and eat all that night...
And were he smaller, the coziness may jump a might.

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>>28719814
Oh damn, continue this for a bit. Pinkie utilises her gypsy magic and makes Anon a macro snuggle-ee.

>>28719843
Whoops. micro*

>>28719843
Pinkie lays down on her bed,
With not big anon, but tiny instead!
He lays her down upon her chest,
As anon nestles into her furry breast.

He lays right down, and giggles a bit,
As he makes fur angles and up he sits,
To peer at the smiling face far above,
Filled with only genuine love.

He smiles and waits for her to take a deep breath,
Before he slides straight down her chest,
On a fuzzy, soft silky ride, down to her tummy, even furrier this side!

He rolls, face down, on the warm, soft fur,
In the belly below, soft rumbles are heard,
The chocolate inside had made her quite glad,
And at this sort of size? So much fun could be had!

He rolled and played, until well tuckered out,
Ever watched by blue eyes, peering over pink snout,
Until, finally, anon trekked back where best,
Onto the rising, falling, plane of her chest.


He lay down his head, with a giggle from her,
Curling right up in the soft, rosy fur...
Her now slower heart, comforting with each beat,
In sync with her breathing lulled Anon to sleep...

>>28719906
* She lays him down

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>>28719906
Comfy big pink pones are comfy. Is she playful?

>>28719972
The fun times for anon, were not over yet!
As he opemed her eyes, a smirk was beset,
Upon the Party pony's perfect pink face,
While anon was tiny, she'd toy with the case.

She brought up her hooves to try and capture him there,
But he slyly slipped under, dove to hide in her hair!
Her eyes were set searching, her hooves moved on her chest!
He decided that lowland hiding was best.


He carefully crawled back to her fuzzy tum,
The round, soft area hiding him some,
And as hiives began searching now all over herself
He searched and he found the perfect place for stealth.

The Belly Button, lower than all around,
He dove right into, not making a sound,
Her hooves passing over him, ruffling her fur,
The chuckles and confusion both could be heard.

After a few short minutes of searching was done,
She said "Alright anon, come out, you won!"
So he pops out his head, a green dot over the fuzz...
Only to be booped on the head by a chuckling clutz.

You'd won this simple game, of hide and go seek,
But the titanic pony had more energy
But what kind of game befit someone so small?
What game indeed... I leave it to you, to recall.

>>28720024
*his eyes
*Hooves

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>>28720024
Excellent writing thusfar. This is a nice change of pace from the rest of the board. The nice jolly jaunt is certainly most welcome.

Though If you're continuing, lets see Pinkie do some insistent lewds on Anon. Cute, size difference lewds.

>>28720056
(Size different lewds, you say?
Not my best strongsuit, but I'll try i daresay)

She smiled and pushed on his head a wee bit,
then, seeing his position, thought very quick.
He was pretty far south on her belly so far...
What if she slid just a little too hard?

She "slipped" with a hiccup, and Anon did fall,
Tumbling backwards, not balanced at all!
He grasped at her hair, but it was all for naught!
He was slipping and sliding: right towards her crotch.

As the pillars of legs passed on his left and right, he desperately clung to her body, wity all his might.
He tried to avoid where he'd go with this trip...
But before long, he was sliding along her slit.

Little did he know, that that was her plan.
She just had to see his reaction, the little man!
She let out a shudder, and a hot sigh or two,
While anon, red faced, kept falling to doom!

He tried not to think about what it may be,
As he finally caught something to halt his downward speed,
With a shocking loud moan, she bit her top lip,
Since anon had just grabbed onto her clit.

She looked down to see him, his face swollen red,
and helped him back up, just shaking her head.
He looked so ashamed, but she cheered him right fast
"Aw, don't worry anon, it's fine, just relax!"

>>28720095
(Not sure if too lewd, or not lewd enough,
I'm... not very good at guaging this stuff.
If not what you wanted, I apologize,
For showing this thing to your hopeful eyes).

Anons and Fags, I bid you goodnight,
You'll find me again, on some other night,
It could be tomorrow, it could be next week...
But I'll be here, as long as rhymes, Anons seek.

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>>28720133
Relax, it was fine, don't worry at all.
to write something new is an order most tall!
You gave it your best and you gave me a laugh
I kekd 40 times and my sides split in half

Thank you for writing these silly demands
I look forward to reading more from your goofy hands
But my eyes grow tired and my mind goes askew
So I bid your goodnight, I'll be thinking of you :^)

This thread was based.

Bump, bump, a trifling thump
From page 10 back to page 1
Arise chickun, and raise this thread
There's still shitposts yet to be had

>>28721432
RhymeAnon here, though for just a minute,
Glad you all like the thread, and all that was in it!
I may not be free now, but fear not my good friends...
I think I like this board, I'll be doing this again!

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>>28721600
You remind me of the MMP thread's Smelly Celly, but you are less cruel in your poems

>>28721693
Thank you for this comparison friend!
It's true, I prefer a less gruesome end,
Not that it's beyond my grasp,
But, I see I've pleased you all with my normal task.

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woah hey guys whats going on in this thread that's about to die

>>28722389
Have the Celestia version?

>>28721721
You still alive? How bout something with Ponka sitting on tiny Anon at every opportunity, often enough that it's definitely not the accidents that she acts like they are.

I'm not the other Ponk requester by the way. just a man with a likewise refined taste in poners.

>>28721600
But don't you see?
This thread brought in more rhymers than just you.
You can rely on some others, like some anons or me.
I did only just arrive, as of this thread's existence, I had no clue.

>>28723437
(Here but for a moment,
But, I daresay,
I'll try my best to deliver,
Then return long after day!)

Anon sat upon the floor,
Just some meters from the door,
A fair distance for one as he,
But at least he'd be safe from big Pinkie...

Or so he thought, Quite sorry to say,
As the giant pink shadow blotted out his day,
He dove for cover but found it not safe,
As the large rotund mass knocked him flat on his face.

He thought he'd be safe this time, not on a chair,
He thought he'd be fine, but that wouldn't be fair...
No, here he was, pinned down with a bump,
Once again under Pinkie Pie's big, round rump.


"Oops, sorry anon!" She said with a laugh,
Allowing him room to get up at last.
He shook of his head, and breathed with a sigh,
He began to think, maybe she wasn't this time.

It was rather a habit if her by now,
No matter where's Anon, her bum could be found,
But he never was injured, so he chuckled himself...
And maybe next time he'd just sit on the shelf.

(The Rhymefag that started it here, as I am,
This thread went far beyond my simple plan,
So quite safe to say, I'll be back late tonight,
But as for right now, I've got boring old life).

>>28724295
So sad it is that you must go,
for I'd like to let you know,
We really appreciate what you've done here,
You have us to bump the thread, do not fear.

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>>28724284
Thank you based rhymefag. I really like this idea ever since I came up with it, I oughta commission an artist someday.

bnpu

>>28719359
>In her sleep, she dreamt of food,
>Quite befitting her happy mood,
>And she found a lovely bunch of grapes,
>Hanging down, the vine did drape...

>Her arm extended, and grabbed the bunch,
>A lovely start to a lovely lunch,
>As in her dream she opened wide,
>Anon, in real life, was terrified.
Neil gaiman is that you. Will this tale feature the sandman to.

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>>28723437
We sure are beating around the bush. I hope we get some insertion at some point.

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Booomp.

Man you anons are a fantastic mob you certaintly have improved my day at my job.

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It's me, Rhymeanon, without a doubt,
Decided to go Namefag from here on out.
I'm back, for much longer, to appease you all,
To white a few lines, of anon so small.

>>28726862
*write

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>>28726862
Huzzuh!

So, little Anons, what will it be?
Silly, swift Romps? Ponies tall as a tree?
Or perhaps one of you wants a First person View...
Or maybe another Rap tale or two.

>>28726906
First person view Pinkie sitting on Anon. Delicious.

>>28726918
You sit on her bed, resting all warm and snug,
Letting the fabric give a big warm hug,
You know Pinkie wouldn't want you up here...
But she was gone all today, so there's nothing to fear.

You hear the door open, and peer with an eye,
It is none other than her, Pinkie Pie!
You begin to sit up, but realize too late,
That this is HER bed... and she wouldn't wait.

Her big tired form didn't notice you there,
as she took off her hat, and unruffled her hair,
You tried to get out, only to have run your luck,
As above you loomed shadow of her giant butt.

You scamper away, but not fast enough,
The massive round form, impacting you, rough.
It pushes you against the cushioning bed,
Had it been any harder, you may just be dead!

Her bum having pinned you, stuck down with this ploy,
You may as well find a way to enjoy.
You press up against her soft, massive round tush,
And can't help but chuckle as forward you push.

She hardly took notice, as she lay down,
Her rear shifting slightly to move you around,
Though frankly at this point, your mind was quite blank.
No need to rush... just enjoy her soft flank .

>>28727018
I don't know why it's so comfy to read it in rhyme. It's like a nursery for your soul.

How about a nice picnic for two? Perhaps a fluttery visitor as well?

>>28726906
W-would you do another one of >>28723437
Maybe with Anon resting somewhere improbable for her to sit on, but she does it anyway and still acts like it was an accident

>>28727066
Just a calm Picnic, between you and her.
Flutters and Anon, just simple and pure.
Eating together, calm as can be,
And nothing disturbs the tranquility.

You two share sandwiches, Choice leafy greens,
It just feels so special, with what it all means.
You give her a nibble, she hands you a bite,
A leaf from her hoof, from your hand, a delight.

This sharing of foods, this comforting time,
As simple and sweet as a midsummer's rhyme.
Then, with a gasp, she points at the sky,
And as it grows dimmer, together you slide.

Youe hand on her belly, her head on your chest,
Your eating is done, it's time for a rest!
So with a few tummy rubs, and a few whispers sweet...
She drifts off to slumber, to your steady heartbeat.

>>28727132
(Hopefully "Fluttery Visitor" Meant Shy,
And if not, I apologize.
Nevertheless, I hope it was fair.
And if not, tell me, and I'll clear the air).

>>28727109
Time twenty-three, he counts in his head,
As pinkie's large form loomed over HIS bed.
Just simple cotton, all in a ball...
She had to be aiming, no way just a fall.

Her Tushy round bum, all up in his face,
As impact was made, pushing Anon in place,
And no matter how round and impressive her rump
Anon felt she was silly for pulling this stunt.

Why didn't she admit, why did she try to hide?
She obviously liked putting him on her behind.
But, with a sigh, he cracked Smile again,
Rumming her fur, as his body did bend.

"Oops! Sorry anon!" Her signature line.
"No, no" he replied "I Get it, it's fine."
And no matter how tedious her antics may fly...
He just couldn't help that he still Loved Pinkie Pie.

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>>28727132
>>28727138

It's really quite nice. There's something about the limited amount of space and word usage that makes the scenarios more wholesome. I think this would make more a fun general imo. You are quite talented.

How about a continuation of this, only the next morning and waking up next to the yellow one.

>>28727187
(Thank you, I do intent to continue this trend!
But, Enough of my speaking, back to FlutterFriend!)

Your eyes slowly open, to see rising sun,
As you find yourself waking, beside yellow one.
Her breathing is steady, Her eyes, all at rest,
As she nuzzled her head gently into your breast.

You can't help but sigh, in comfort and glee,
As you hug her closer, the fuzzy pony.
You watch as the sun sailed right up in the sky,
And tenderly whisper "Morning, Sleepy Shy...!"

Her eyelids did flutter, her ears, they did twitch,
But not quite enough to her wakefulness switch.
You ruffle her hair, and take a deep breath,
Prompting the pony to hold tight to your chest.

After moments of ruffling, and fun tummy rubs,
She opens her eyes, just to smile right up.
With not a word spoken, she nudges her head,
There's no need to leave yet... Stay the morning here instead.

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>>28721600
Can you do a last unicorn song about Chrysalis being the last of her race now? maybe thats too restrictive but its all I can think about.

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>>28727214
Just as splendid and sweet as usual.

A fun, jaunty insight into Derpy's typical delivery route would be nice to read. First person without Anon?

>>28727247
(Hope not a spoiler, for the Finale I have yet to see...
And if it is, please don't tell me!
But a tale of her being the last of her kind,
Is certainly something that I can go try!)


Sitting alone, in the cold, empty caves...
I remember us huddling when there was love to be craved...
I treated them harshly, but they needed to grow...
I hope that I'd helped them, I hoped that they'd know.

But in these musty cavern, my children are gone,
I stalk these old halls, but I'm all alone...
My race being taken, And me being left...
Why would anyone do such torturous theft?

I should't have let them... I couldn've stopped them I know!
And even If I couldn't, I'd rather die and just go!
But instead, I am left in this old place to rot...
A decaying old Changeling... who's leason's been taught.

>>28727275
ah, thats not really what I meant, but I guess you never heard of this song. thanks for this anyway though. its very nice regardless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBxo41_L1Z0

>>28727264
I zip and I zoom, and I fly 'roung with Glee!
But I do it on time, for delivery!
Some call me Muffins, and others Miss Doo,
But I'm really just Derpy, Nothing special or new!

ZIP there goes a package! ZOOM! Letters all too!
WHOOPS Dropped that one... But I'll come back for that too!
The ponies, so nice, all love to get mail!
And I love to see their smiles! (Well, when I don't fail).

After my run, I return to my boss,
And he'd always just ask "Okay... how much've ya lost?"
But it's all okay, they love me to death,
Because my name is Derpy, and I'm not like the rest!

>>28727285
(Oh, Cripe, I'm sorry about that.
Had no Idea that that was a thing, that's my bad!
I'll hope I can serve better in future lines,
Though to anyone one reading, sources for bases may be nice).

>>28719257
Browsing the catalog, I found this thread.
The world you created, so real in my head!
Even with spelling that was a little bit smelly,
It was nice to end in a pony's belly!

Now before I retire for the night,
I must let you know that it has been a delight,
And that when I rise for the new day,
I hope to see that you have chosen to stay!

>>28727341
Fellow Rhymeanon, I bid you goodnight,
And am glad to see that you've taken delight!
I'm quite well pleased with the smiles I raise,
So as long as they continue, I'm happy to stay!

(After this thread dies, I'll make another, I belive,
May not be RIGHT after, but I'll make one, I won't leave!)

So, My anons, any requests?
Slurping down anons, or sleepinh on chests?
Cozy little Tales, or silly small lines?
I've got whatever you need in these rhymes!

>>28727373
That'd be a good idea. Especially since you're taking requests, a header picture and the first few lines might attract more people if they weren't about solely vore.

But in the mean time, Here's an request. Anon has left Twilight to go back to Earth, leaving her mournful of his departure, as their romance had finally just begun. Twi PoV, of course.

>>28727402
I'll never forget him, I promise I won't...
I still can't believe all he'd done, all I'd wrote...
It's silly, it's stupid, and some call it extreme...
But really, that Anon, I thought him supreme.

I know he was different, I knew that he'd leave,
He didn't belong here, The Princess Decreed!
But while he was stuck here... I felt something click...
His laughter, his Energy, his kindness, his... --

"Twilight?"

SPIKE! I'M WRITING!

"Sorry!"

...Anyway... Anon, I did love him so,
He told of his world, and he told of his woes...
He always liked cuddles, he showed me the best,
I'd read and pass out with me head on his chest

The Human snagged mind first, soon followed by heart...
Beyond friendship, I fear, and now we're apart...
But despite this big distance, having left to be free...
I hope, in his world... he'll still think about me.

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>>28727429
That's beautiful, you magnificent faggot. I didn't know the feel would hit that hard.

>>28727473
I'm Glad to oblige, I'm glad It was good!
Guess I can write more than just Big pony food!
Whatever makes happy, I'm most pleased to write,
So what other anons can I help out tonight?

>>28727177
Thank you kind sir

>>28727485
Awkward lesbian scene between AJ and RD, trying to figure out what the heck they're supposed to do. Horny enough to get really into it, but inexperienced enough to be a clumsy mess.

>>28727397
Tiny Anon at a gathering of the M6 at Rarity's home, and when Rarara gets her chance alone with him, she gobbles him up because surely as the only one of his kind, he'd make a fine delicacy

>>28727485
>>28725910

If you are up for more ponk.

>>28727508
With nervous, red faces, they opened the barn.
The family was out... this wouldn't do harm.
They would finally do it, They were feeling so right!
They would take away their virginity tonight!

Applejack led Dash across to the hay,
She Staryed with Kissing, And decided to stay,
Then with wetness at max ,they were ready to go,
And Applejack whispered "Thrust like there's no tomorrow."

At this, Rainbow stopped, and looked for a bit.
She was horny, and wanted her... but something didn't click.
"What's the matter Dash? I need you right quick!"
"That's the issue..." she replied, "How? I don't have a Dick!"

She looked up from her stupor, looked dash up and down.
She wanted that body... but had no idea how.
"Oh, Right, got no stallion..." She said in dismay.
"Well, what do we do?" Asked Dash "I'm Horny TODAY!"

"N-now Hold on!" Apple said, biting her lip.
She went over and tried to gring with her hip,
But stallions, they weren't, and no contact was made...
"Consarnit!" She said, "we need to FIND a way!"

They were slick with their wetness, but just counldn't fit.
"Oh why'd we have to not have the parts? I need me some; quick!"
Dash cried, followed by Applejack's sigh
"If only it was as easy as kissin'" she cried.


It took it a moment, to really unblock.
"Maybe it is... we may not NEED a cock!"
AJ was curious, but let dash proceed,
As she leaned her back over and spread out her knees.

"OOH!" Cried the Apple, with pleasant surprise.
Turns out a tongue could just as easily suffice!
And so, taking turns, they "Kissed" all the night...
Left so tuckered out, you'd think it was a fight.

>>28727524
It was such a pleasant party! This gathering of Friends!
And Anon was glad to be there among them.
He sat on the head of the white one this time,
As the last place he stayed at was good Pinkie Pie's.

When it came to goodnight, they all said farewell,
And anon was caught in a blue floating spell.
He smiled and said "So! Where do I sleep?"
Rarity just smirked and said "I know just the keep."

She took him upstairs, to her bedroom, alone,
Sent Sweetie Bell off, it was just them at Home.
"You must be rare, a real sight to see!"
He felt so special... until she said "delicacy"

"What?" He replied, unsure what she meant.
He'd been fine where with all other ponies he went,
But this one had different look in her eyes.
"Don't worry, little one, you're in for a surprise!"

When she opened her mouth, he said "It's a joke!"
"This cannot be happening, It can't, please don't!"
But she hovered him closer with a gutteral "Ahhhh.."
With her stomach now groaning, he knew her whole plot.

She popped him inside, on her tongue with a CLACK,
Inside she sealed her little green snack,
She savored his flavor at first with a moan,
And finally swallowed with a savory tone.

The bunge in her throat, she traced with a hoof,
As he travelled straight down, landing in with an "Oof!"
He pounded and yelled, for a very short time,
But curled up and stayed, after her special dine.

He had to be careful, this place full of fine food,
He drooped himself over a breadstick, to him hard as wood.
And Rarity, meanwhile, patted her gut,
Her belly was full, her rare treat, out of luck.

And so, with some grumbles and a full night's sleep,
Some churns and some gurgling were all that remained.
She woke the next morning, with warm, sunny shine,
Her secret quite safe now, forever inside.

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This thread has got to be incredibly stupid.
It's almost as bad as getting hit by a cupid.
So many long rhymes to examine and read.
So many that my mind can't even exceed.

But I myself would like a simple request.
I can assure you, that it's barely a jest.

With Halloween right around the corner.
I'm interested in some spook and horror.

However you do it, ponies or not.
I would like you to take the shot.

>>28727678
You're pretty fast at putting these out. Thank you for this, fampai

>>28725910
>>28727575

As pinkie sat down, she lay back with a sigh,
And leaned back her head, closing her eyes.
Small Anon decided, a surprise he would seek!
So on poor big pinkie, he decided to sneak.

She was shifting about, her form, shuddering,
As he climed up her side, which is no simple thing. He aimed for her belly, and got very close,
Till she thust her hips forward, and sent him flying from Host.

He landed just below her navel it seemed,
And he wondered what these movements did mean...
But it didn't take long for him to see,
The hoof rubbing behind him, plain as can be.

He needed to leave, this just wasn't right!
But sorry for anon, she didn't see him that night,
As she shook with a shudder, as she moaned quite intense!
Our friend little Anon just lost his balance.

He tumbled straight down, where he'd hoped to avoid,
And caught on the hoof of the mare, over joyed.
He was pressed and was rubbed against Quivering slit,
Her juices still flowing, unaware of his trip.

When finally, he'd thought that it would all be over,
He was stuck on the openeing, her hoof far above her.

He was about to jump down, when he felt plastic behind.
"No. Way." He just said, before going inside.
The cry of pure pleasure was muffled within,
But now stuck to the dildo, he was in till the end.

We walls clenched around him, they pulsed and they shook,
As riding the dildo, her pleasure it took
And though she'd not know it till after some time,
His squirming was setting her on FIRE tonight.

She arched and she shuddered, taking all of the dick,
As right on her G-Spot, Anon did stick,
And he tried desperately to squirm and get away,
That movement just did it, She was gonna blow this way!

She yelled and she screamed as the walles 'round him clenched!
A white flood of Cum swept him up in it's pinch!
And with Thunderous climax she came hard and loud,
Out was pushed anon, sailing about.


She panted behind him, and he was quite numb.
She could never know of what he'd just done.

>>28727699
"In the forest" they told her, "Yes it would be fine!"
"Just a stupid legend, no life on the line!"
But as she stood huffing, her back to a tree,
She tried desperately to breathe quietly.

The beasts of this forest, they were no mere myth!
She was stupid, she thought, if not scared she'd be miffed!
But twigs did snap, and a few growls were heard,
She bit down quite hard, just to not say a word.

She felt it was near her, Right along the path,
It must be behind the tree, please just... just pass!
Her terror in silence did leave her that way,
Until after minutes, the beast went away.

She came out so softly, and tiptoed in the dark,
Nearly tripping on a root... or... bark?
She looked down in terror amd turned on the light.
And let out a shriek that called out in the night.

"It... it looks like me!" She stuttered aloud,
Looking at the body she saw on the ground,
And as she turned around, to see tall hooded man...
She realized the whole time what this had been.

"I-is it all true?" She asked, with a squeak.
The figure just nodded, and did not dare speak.
It pointed at her body, then in pointed at her...
So she followed him away... with not another whisper.

>>28727397
Gilda catching a small Anon, toying with him like a cat with a mouse, and then using a talon to slowly shove him into walking into her open beak

>>28727825
Not bad senpaitachi. Wonder if the beast got her after all, or something else

>>28727833
"STOP, LEMME GO!" Anon. Cried with a huff!
He was small in this world, but on Earth he'd been buff!
Thus you see his frustration, his crushed simple means,
when the big giant griffin just said "in your dreams!"

She allowed him to walk, in a very small space,
And just as she hoped, he tried to escape.
She pawed him around, just laughing it up,
While anon tried desprately just to keep up.

She loved all this playing, and giving them hope,
Only to yank it away with a "NOPE!"
So batting continued from all left and right,
Till anon was beaten, put up less of a fight.

After about ten minutes, a signal was sent.
A soft and low rumble, her stomach, it meant,
She needed to hurry and fill up on chow,
And with devilish grin, she looked at him now.

She pushed him all forward, to her open beak,
But just to be cruel, allowed him to speak.
"Please, I just... I just want to go home!"
She laughed in his face, and pointed out the road.

Her tongue Rolled right out, and tears in his eyes...
Anon was broken, he had no reprise...
And so, with a nudge, ge trudged right inside,
Her beak shutting 'round him, as she gulped her new prize.

>>28727825
You are quite impressive I must admit.
But might I say how do you do it?

Your rhymes are lengthy yet slick.
They seem to have little to no trick.

I cannot make a rhyme into a tale.
For they always end up as a fail.

>>28727941
Well, not sure the workings, all of the time
I know of the story, then I find a few rhymes.
It's not qyite a challenge, If you just get it down,
Pick a simple meter, have fun, toy around.

A then and A, then a B then a B,
Now you have a Moment, now do you see?
It can be all Changed up, A then B, A then B,
Or sometimes, to music, or to a simple beat.

So, anyone else care for a tale?
Short or long, I'll work to avail!
I seek to bring joy to anons like you,
Because I know just the things life can really do.

Places like this allow all to slip away,
A rest in our time, a quick mental play,
So do gather round, and ask for your desire!
If smiles I bring, I've Done all I required!

>>28727978
Whatever you say, I will try to follow.
But tonight my mind is a little hollow.

I enjoyed the rhyme you gave me through and through.
For tonight, I'm glad to met one such as you.

>>28728059
A sad, coming of age tale where Applejack realises she needs to step up at an early age to take care of the farm and family without her parents.

>>28728076
All this work... it must be done.
Granny's too old, Bloom is too young...
And Big Mac, Tough guy, all the work he's done...
It's not enough, he needs help, I'm the one.

Pa was stronger, And Mac always tried
To pass him up somehow, but never he'd find.
And Ma was so gentle, With me and the Farm,
Helped Granny in the kitchen, but she was still a buckin' mare!

But ever since the accident... things wemt downhill...
The trees needed tending, and Mac couldn't deal.
He did all he could, but ne needed more hooves...
So I decided to buck all the wood.

Granny said I didn't need to, but I knew the truth,
I was the only one strong enough, and I had my youth.
So I put on Pa's Hat, and went out in the sun...
And I never regretted it, not even once.

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>>28728118
Fantastic and concise. I hope you're saving all these to a pastebin!

How about one where Anon coaxes AJ at present age to take a short break from all the farm work. He tends to her with massages and happy snuggles, regardless of the slight scent of dust and sweat.

>>28727905
Holy unf, love it. Wish there was a bit more after the swallow but I shouldn't be so greedy. I'd love to stay and request more vorish things but my ass needed to be unconscious in bed hours ago, I better get to that.

>>28728076
>>28728118
The feelsiest thing is that this is probably canon, it's really not a big stretch.

>>28728189
(A pastebin... I'm afraid I didn't think of that.
Perhaps another anon will know that act.)

Sweaty she was, and she needed a break,
Anon gestured to her from under the shade.
She of course protested, but saw lemonade...
And figured... a few minutes could do her some aid.

Anon supplied her with all of her drink,
And had her lay down on the cool grass to think,
He gently, and carefukly laid on his hand,
Starting upper back, to not give the wrong send.

He scratched between shoulder blades, His fingers rubbed deep,
Far better than hooves, and not out in the heat!
A simple farm pony, though she was at heart...
A massage is still good, reguardless the part.

He stratched on her back, and patted her sides,
he ruffled her hair, as she batted her eyes,
It was nice of him, really to think of this all,
She gladly allowed him to keep up this stall.

So, resting went on for an hour or so,
Until she really had to go,
But it was so nice, She thanked him again,
That lovely, strange, but kindly Human.

>>28728213
Oh, sorry for lacking beyond her throat!
I just saw the beak as your final note,
Nevertheless I may step farther next ride,
But as for you, I wish you a cozy bedtime!

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>>28728237
Oh, It's really not tough to figure out how to make it work. I figure it may be a useful tool for you for easy reference of your work in the future, especially if you're going to be doing more of these. Just have each of your little stories as a separate project and combine all the posts that go together in the story. Super easy.

Bedtime soon for me too, so as for the next suggestion, why not a slumber party for Anon of sorts. The mane6 are already snoozing away in a pile of pone in Anon's bed, and Anon needs to get into the filled bed, tend to and wish the ponies goodnight.

>>28728280
Anon returned from his evening shower,
Feeling refreshed, no longer so sour,
When all of a sudden, with rolling sigh...
He beheld his bed with rolling eyes.

ALL of them, every one, piled on in,
Apparently they ALL wanted cuddles with him.
It was sweet, really was, but they forgot one big bit.
In order to snuggle, he needed to fit.

But Anon was stubborn, and he'd never quit!
So je was determined, the bed was his trip.
He pulled up his underwear, and marched on ahead,
By the end of the night He'd reclaim this bed!

He started up front, on the pillow he sat,
As he strugged to get feet under applejack.
A wing wrapped around him, that was Dash to his left,
Ans as me moved closer, felt warm purple chest.

He wrapped his arms 'round as many as he could,
He was cozier now, as they'd hoped that he would,
So, smothered in pile of generous warmth,
He let out a sigh, petting the fourth.

They all snuggled closer, just sensing his form,
But at this point? He was in; what's the harm.
And so here he was just covered in mares,
He smiled himself, as head turned to the air...

"Goodnight all you ponies" he said squietly,
Earning him snores, huffs, and a squee.
He closed up his eyes and sighed with a smile...
Yes, he'd be happy to stay here a while.

So, How many anons are staying up late?
Who can I serve? Offer up your plate!
A rhyme here and there is safer than drugs,
And can still cure bad feelings inside, With a tug.

The final call from me, tonight,
Any anons out there, Show no fright!
But id answers I lack in the next ten minutes...
I will have to bid you all adieu.

The final call from me, tonight,
Any anons out there, Show no fright!
But if answers I lack in ten minute's time...
Then this night, I will have to Bid farewell to rhyme!

(At least until I come again,
The next day, I can well imagine).

(Stupid Capchca screwed me up,
Sorry for that double Pop-up).

>>28728603
Might I request some pinkie vore in first person?

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>>28728603
Morning, still taking requests?

How bout Diamond Tiara smooshing a tiny Anon with her butt, before offering to let him go if he kiss it. After her rear hasn't had an inch unkissed, she consumes him, adding that she never said when or how she'd let him go, enjoying the irony of Anon kissing his only way out.

Won't be able to read it for about 12 hours though. Gotta go be a wagecuck

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>>28727780
Thank you so much.

>>28729520
>Pinkie Pie will never call you cute
Feels bad man.

You're a god anon.
But vore is a shit fetish, I'm sorry.

(Just A quick update, A second, alright,
I have a few classes before I can write,
So I'll take your requests, (or make a new thread),
At about the same time people head up to bed.

(I've got to go now, I'm almost quite late,
But I'll return to the board tonight, reguardless of Thread's fate).

Bumpin

>>28730867
I'd say start a new thread and let this one die.

Requesting Twi magic-ing herself to become futa. She tests her new rod on anyone you like (Not spike)

>>28732197

>>28732197
Why would we need to start a new thread when there s over 350 posts left?

Also futa a shit, unless she tested it on Spike, Spike must always be the butt of the joke ^:)

While I am absolute shit at verse
I'll use it to say I love you jerks.

>>28732903
Bump every 90 minutes for best results newfag

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I gots a request. Rainbow being aggressive and egotistic constantly hitting on Femanon, insisting that she'll end up her pussyslave for sure, meanwhile tsundere Femanon talks tough, calling Rainbow a dyke faggot and whatnot, but secretly wants it. Eventually Dash breaks her and all she has to do is lift her tail, spread her legs or stick a hind hoof in her face and Femanon will willfully, greedily kiss and lap the ponut, V or hoofsie like a good sub, much to Rainbow's smug satisfaction

Anons, Femanons, Fags and Mods,
I have returned from my Classes abroad.
I see four requests that must now be filled,
And thanks for your interest, you've made me quite thrilled!

>>28733181
/r/ing [Your favourite pone] asking Zecora for some bits

>>28733204
>Ponka will never ask Zecora for about tree-fitty

>>28729238
You sit and you shiver, this wasn't the plan,
As you see the pink mass simply dive for this pan.
You'd hoped to suprise her, pop out of a cake,
But you shouldn've known, with pinkie, that that was a mistake.

From 10 feet away, she lunged, open wide,
There was no time to ditch it, and nowhere to hide.
You desperately try to let out a shout,
But so tiny, it's lost, as she closes her mouth.

She chews up the cake, as you hug on her tongue,
Desperately trying to avoid crushing, for one.
But after mere seconds, bigger problems you find,
As the cake is sucked back, you race through your mind.

She moans in sweet pleasure, at the savory taste,
But as her tongue wriggles, you fall out of place.
Though you land in a soft, cushioned pile of cake...
You know what this means: you've sealed up your fate.

GULP! Is the sound of the tube down which you slide,
You reach with your arms, but no escape from this ride,
Abive you, throat closes, your light disappears,
And below you the gurgles began to appear...

The pit if her stomach, is where you now rest,
Just hearing her heartbeat, up there in her chest,
The movements around you are scary, but calm...
She's stopped moving now, but you're sure not for long.

You look at the pieces, and look at yourself,
Unsure what to do, uncertain of help,
But for now, you were eaten, and that much You knew...
You hoped that, somehow, you would make it through.

>>28729289
Anon was struggling, And pinned as he was,
He just couldn't understand the pink creature's cause.
She made him a deal, but he was displeased,
He'd just as soon dance, or get down on his knees!

But his movements were fleeting, He was in a real rut,
Just stuck underneath Diamond's big royal butt,
"Alright fine, you win..." He said with a grunt,
So he went on and started kissing over her rump.

She shifted to move him, as he Smooched every inch,
In hopes that he'd be freed from this little pinch,
From Legside to tail, and opposote side...
He kept up hia promise, now her turn to oblige.

She picked him up quickly, and gave him a smirk,
"Okay, let me go!" He cried to the big jerk,
But as he was lowered down onto her tongue,
He realized that she'd been a deceptive one.

She rolled him around, and pushed him in cheek,
He yelled and he thrashed, but he was too weak,
She gulped him down whole, with a devilosh laugh,
Oh he'd be freed alright... from her digestive tract.

He slammed her with insults from his prison inside,
But couldn't do anything, this deep in her hide,
And with many a grumble, a grow and a moan...
A few hours later, She left Anon alone.

>>28732197
>>28732791
"You sure about this?" The mare with her asked,
"Of course," Twilight answered, "I'm up to the task!"
She was horny, but focused, and closed up her eyes,
As her magical aura lit up her underside.
And after a moment, she let is all stop,
And just had to wait for new member to drop.

She gasped with a start, as her Marefriend did watch,
As as a twitching occured deep in Twilight's Crotch.
With shifting and growth, The mare stared at her clit,
And watched it expend into a full, proper dick!

The shaft there was weighty, and dripping a bit,
But the mare was excited; she gave it a lick,
Twilight just moaned, and lay on her side,
"Why don't you try it... I need you tonight!"

The ambiguous mare took the tip past her lips,
her tongue swirling round, Twilight squezing her hips,
She took in more inches, and out Twilight Cried,
This feeling was new, something welling inside!

The mare was soon bobbing her head up and down,
The massive cock spreading her throat all around,
And soon Twilight felt twitching, a strange rushing heat!
And before she could warn her, Cum burst from her meat!

The Mare's eyed did widen, but she took it in stride,
Gulping down mouthfuls of This "liquid pride,"
So, Twilight lay panting, heart fast in her chest...
It was safe to say, the experiment was a SUCCess.

>>28733101
"NEVER, I SAY!" Anon yelled once again,
But Dashie just laughed, and smirked at her friend.
"I'm not gay like you!" She yelled at the pony,
...even if she knew that the statement was phony.

Months and months, Dash teased her, no rest,
She'd Wing-smacked her but, and rubbed head on her breasts,
But Anon was strong willed, all the time! Right?
Well... most of the time... but not one summer's night.

She snuck up to her home, and knocked on the door,
Feeling too horny, wetter than ever before,
And no stallion could sate her, she knew only one,
The Pony that wanter her Humanoid tongue.

"Come in," came the voice, and no big surprise,
Out splayed on her back, there she was, with bedroom eyes.
Anon walked over, and looked at her slot...
It may have been shameful, but man it was hot.

She needed to taste it, she knew that she did,
And her nipples had hardened, her shirt barely hid,
The excitement she felt as she nealt down to lick...
She almost, just almost, wished she had a dick.

With motions of mastery, she made old dash moan,
She flicked in and out, cries echoing through the home.
She made the blur cum, cum hard, then again!
..."Not gay there, Huh?" Dash just mocked at the end.

>>28733204
"E-excuse me," a shy little voice said, not loud,
To the curious Zacora, pulling back window Shroud.
"Hello, Fluttershy! What is it you seek?
A potion? A remedy? Please, darling, speak!"

"Oh, nothing too major," she said, with a squeak,
"It's just I uhm... ran out of money this week..."
Zecora looked puzzled, but realized quite fast,
That this Yellow pony just needed some cash.

With a slight, simple sigh, she said "Well, okay,
But when you have money, please do repay!"
She then asked her, exactly her need of money.
"Well," she said "I'll need about three-fiddy."

>all of my friends are vorefags
>vore does nothing for me
>everybody writes rhyming poetry
>rhyming poetry doesn't do much for me

If I didn't like poners, this would be "I Don't Get The Appeal: The Thread".

>>28733403
Ironically, Vore is a strange thing with me.
I find it fascinating, but it's not horny,
I think That it'd development stopped in my mind,
I got the big intrest, but no hard-on to find.

So! Anyone else, need their dosage of Pony?
Silly or serious, voracious or funny.

>>28733484
Derpy teaching a flabbergasted Twilight something magic related, even if what they re talking about is just implicited

>>28733551
The princess just marveled, her mouth all agape,
As the Knowledge the pegasus taughy her was great.
The crossed eyes held wisdom, even SHE hadn't heard,
Or deep rooted magics found in spoken word.

Old Derpy, oblivoius, just kept going on,
Not knowing the Shock amd awe she'd brought upon,
A lecture it wasn't but knowledge it was,
As Twilight wrote down every word, every cause.

But Derpy just smiled, and after their chat,
Juat flew away, to deliver more mail and crap,
The princess just wondered, the princess was stuck...
Had she always known all this... or did she learn by dumb luck?

>>28733403
>pic related as fuck

>>28733435
Everyone into vore I've ever spoken with gets right the fuck off on it. It's a true blue paraphilia, something that lives in your brain well before puberty is even close. I've never actually met someone who just has a fascination with it, though I've heard of folksies like you. Neat. For just a fascination, that Gilda one was pretty damn unf.

>>28733484
Lyra and Bon Bon snuggling all comfy and lazy on a weekend morning

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>>28733403
>>28733586
>forgot my pic related
Just end my life desu senpai

>>28733586
I tell you it's true, It seems strange to me too,
I go see it, I wrote it, but Horny? Not a clue.
I just can't fap to it, but I'm stuck to it just the same,
Maybe It just broke when it was forming in my brain.

>>28733586
Ponyville's favorite besties, Turquoise and Cream,
All snuggled up tight just living the dream.

Neither one of them moving, neither one of them stirred,
Just the sift gentle heartbeats and breathing were heard.
Lyra's Hoof round Bon's belly, Bon Bon's hoof 'round Lyra's head...
They just sat nice and cozy in the soft, springy bed.

As Lyra moved gently, she nuzzled Bon's breast,
Just listening inside of her comfortable chest.
And Bon Bon was Happy, just feeling her warm,
She kept her right close, all throughout the morn.

So, two ponies snuggled, happy up in their head,
As they kept close together, with breakfast in bed,
And after big meals, it's best to relax!
So lyra and Bon Bon stayed there for a nap...

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>>28733660
Nigga das just so kawaii

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A request before I bed, if you're still about

Pinkamena raping Anon, making little cuts and licking up his blood, the next day offering some suspiciously Anon-themed cupcakes to Mane 6 of choice. Don't judge me Edgy!Pie's hot as fuck

>>28733940
should add that she's munching on one, too

>>28733940
Anon Pinned onto the ground, Pinkamena in control,
She'd used him for a little fun... but now, her master plan unfolds.
Anon felt a bit too late, The Depths of her reprise,
As he saw the cold exhilaration rising in her eyes.

He yelled and screamed to no avail, upon this accursed night...
But he was strapped, so subtly, to where he could not fight.
He watched in horror as she produced a sharpened cutting tool,
Oh why did he have to follow her? He thought himself a fool!

With loud protest she got to work, a much more bloody grin,
A snippit here, a cut right there, as Anon's air drew thin.
So fascinating, This Human beast, his body flayed apart...
The ribcage size, the organs in place, it really was an art!

She reveled for a short little bit, Knowing it could not last,
And started up her dark harvest, as life escaped his grasp...


The next fine day, old pinkie served her friends a merry treat!
She watched in delight, as they gobbled them up, so eager to watch them eat!
"Say, Pinkie, wasn't anon with you?" Twilight asked with a nod.
"Oh, he went away, I'm sure he's okay" She said, gulping down part of his bod.

So my anons, what can I do?
The Rhymes seem to have an effect on you.
But I need a prompt, a direction to go,
If I am to make the most optimum Flow.

>>28733311
Clever, enjoyable writing.

>>28734174
You doing good work Rhyme anon. Thanks for answering my request earlier.

>>28734174
I'm feeling very gay right now.

>>28734174
Twilight invents a dorky dance and shows it to Anon. The dance is terrible and makes her look silly, but she thinks it's really great! Anon tries his best not to die laughing at her.

>>28734024
You're a peach, thanks. Love Pinkamena, she's this perfect mix of bondage dom, axe-crazy femme fatale, people-eater and qt poner. Dunno how the fuck you rhyme this shit up like that, I'm awful at poetry, awful, and I even say that as a retired writefag. Could never grasp it, let alone write a story with it.

Can I make another request? I said I was going to bed, but the fucking internet.

Gardener Anon losing his shit because every morning he finds a peacefully grazing Flutterbutter eating up all his flowers and veggies and whatnot, no matter how much he chases the scaredy-pone off

>>28734281
"Now, Sit down Anon, I have a surprise!
You can go ahead and uncover your eyes."
Anon did follow, and saw Twilight blush,
And wondered exactly the source of this Rush.

"Now Anon, I've researched, and think I created...
A dance, that I think will be appreciated!"
Anon looked deadpan, but nodded the same,
And as she played her music, he watched this little game.

Her movements were flowing... but not in the right way.
They seemed like Yoga, Disco, infused with Ballet,
He tried not to snicker, he stifled a laugh,
As her moves seemed similar to a drunken giraffe.

She was fully into it, she looked real intense,
And as anon sat, his sides got painfully tense.
But he didn't dare laugh at the princesse's fluke,
Because, in some weird way, it really was cute.

Cute as it was, 'twas hillariously bad,
But you'd think this was the most fun that she'd ever had.
And as she compleyed, at an off angled bend,
She asked "what'd you think? I want an opinion."

Barely keeping straight face, he cleared out his throat,
And walked right up to her, with a hug to her hope.
"It uh... wasn't bad Twilight, but let's keep it to us..."
She smiled, and assumed that it was a success.

>>28734317
Anon, donning his good old straw hat,
Grabbed all his gear, in his gardener's sack.
He picked up his tools, and headed outside...
Only to be met with deer-in-headlight eyes.

"FLUTTERS!" He yelled, waving arms all around,
The little one skittered, then turned right around.
She swallowed the Flower that was in her mouth,
And was gone in a flash, leaving Anon to pout.

"Ah great, my fresh tulips..." he said with a scowl.
He loved all the ponies... but now his garden was fowled.
He knew she meant no harm, but her appetite troubled,
If only he knew how to speak to one so subtle...

That's it, that's the key! The answer he sought!
If she was so subtle, then perhaps his garden should not!
Hs spent a few hours making up signs,
And planting them all over town in the night.

When Flutters returned, she froze there in place,
Seeing many a pony's familliar face,
And with this new crowd, that anon had called,
She decided his garden may as well have been walled.

She walked away sad, her tummy unfull,
Approached soon by anon, with laughter that lulled,
And as he approached her, she expected harsh words...
But insyead, got a flower, from just him to her.

>>28734174
Just something cute and sweet involving Twilight and Anon, to counterbalance the bittersweet one earlier in the thread

>>28734368
That's a sweet ending fampai

>>28734377
Just realized no Glim Glam requests yet

I saw a pic like this, but how bout Glimmer perfects her mind control spell and so now has six french maid mane 6 pones to ogle and tidy her new castle

>>28734377
Anon was passed out, Right on the floor.
Twilight just chuckled, not surprised anymore.
He'd been reading for hours of their pony land,
She supposed different history intrigued the man.

So anon, asleep, she scooped up on her back,
Using her wings to keep him on track,
And carried him over to the guest bed to snooze,
But as she was leaving, heard "Twi... zzat you?"

She walked over calmly, her wing on his head.
He seemed just so happy to have her instead.
She thought for a moment, of some things he had said...
And slowly climed up with him into his bed.

"Wha?" He began, but with shushing from her,
He dared not spean another word.
He slowly, amd nervously put head on her breast...
And relaxed as she caressed him there, With soft rising chest.

Her breathing was rhythmic, her humming was calm,
He sniggled right in, as she extened her arm,
So the two friends just rested, for all of the night...
It was something they both deemed a lovely delight.

>>28734409
A specialized power was now at her grasp!
But she had no ill will, just a real simple task,
So as Glimmer had gathered all of the mane 6,
She smiled and chuckled, Her horn fired with a twitch.

The ponies all sat there, their eyes looking dull,
As in her mage presence, they fell to a lull,
But as she told them all of their new task,
They snapped right there to it, with no questions asked!

This power was mean... but oh so much fun!
And it's not like she'd do it to EVERYONE...
Although, there were a few stallions you see...
And some debts could be cleared... with more chamves for greed.

So as they all tidied, their bums sticking out,
Of the french, silly costumes they now wore all about,
She plotted a plan, or two in their wake...
And nearly, just nearly, just simply couldn't wait.

>>28734453
Unf, best bad end ever. Is there any request you won't take? Sheesh

One more for tonight, I fucking swear and if you're sick of my requests feel free to tell me pls go Twilight stalked by Flutterbat, and as the monsterpone slinks cat-like around her, hissing hot breath on her neck, she's turned on enough to let her bite, drink, but as she gets weak she decides she made a mistake and tries to resist but can't, and Flutterbutterpire completes her liquid meal

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>>28734426
10/holy shit there's someone on this board who can write poetry well

I love it, thanks

>>28734507
The moonlitnight, Cloudy and calm,
The wind rushing by, but not wind alone.
In the night, Flutterbat, a beast found within...
Was stalking for prey, determined to win.

Twilight the princess, full of Royal blood,
Stood in the night, taking in the mood,
Unaware of the terror thay swept...
Until it slammed down and bit on her neck!

Now normally, Twilight could blast off the thing...
But this feeling had an incredible ring...
She didn't act here, but rather gave in...
As Flutterbat feasted, succeeding the pin.

Soon though, The princess just felt rather weak,
She realized that she may have made a mistake,
"S--Stop..." she muttered, her horn very dim,
As the life-giving juices were removed from within.

The poor fading princess, her eyes slowly closed,
As Flutterbat finished, not knowing her woes,
The princess's body lay, only holes on her neck...
As the bat went and stalked to find out who was next.

>>28734507
(Oh, I'm sorry, forgot the cat-like part. Add this addendum to appease your heart).

Before bat-pony struck, she landed on the ground,
The awestruk princess watched, as she slunk all around.
The cautious, slow movements, were seductive, at least...
Maybe she'd let her get in... just one bite, a treat...

>>28734567
>>28734662
You spoil me, thanks for indulging my odd requests. I'd better get some rest now, but hope this thread stays up. Wouldn't mind capping some things eventually

>>28734691
Feel free to cap, I do not mind!
I'm not here for profit, do as you like!
As for your comments, glad I can help!
So goodnight dear Anon, take care of yourself!

Why is RhymeAnon so based?
At this point he could never be replaced.
I wish someday to rhyme as good as he
but sadly, of time, I don't have much that's free.

>>28734730
This is why I type so late,
My life is quite busy, such is my fate,
But when classes are over, and down goes the sun,
I come out to play, and you all have your fun!

So, lovely Anons! What can I do?
My words are yours, my gift to you!

>>28734832
Anon and Fluttershy just begun a relationship. Anon is a pleb and has never even kissed a girl and fluttershy has a tiny bit of experience. They try to do their first intimate kiss.

>>28734852
Anon and Flutters, a very cute pair,
Sit in the meadow, sweet words in the air,
And then he just asks her, out of the blue...
"Shy... I've never kissed... but I'd like my first to be you."

Her face had gone red, and her ruffled wings shuttered,
But a smile was seen on bashful young Flutter.
She scooted in close, and both of them blushed,
They looked all around, but the meadow was hushed.

She tenderly wrapped a wing 'round his back,
And he slid down, eye level, his legs had gone slack.
She nuzzled his nose, and they slowly locked eyes...
And she urged him to close his, for a lovely surprise.

He fluttered them closed, his hands around her hips,
As she tenderly pressed her warm face to his lips.
The first one was subtle, a quiet lip smack,
But anon was thrilled, and tried kissing her back.

It was nice, what they did, the kissing back, forth,
And sooner than later, they added more force.
It was stkll bery cute, he held the back of her head,
As their lips interlocked, and nothing was said.

Ther stayed like this a while, just feeling the glow,
And neither of them wanted to go,
So they rested and snuggled out in that field,
A warm, fuzzy feeling inside, they did yield.

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>>28734832
Oh you're still here?
I didn't even know that you would be near.
Perhaps you could do one with two guy friends who were close.
So close that they wanted to tell each other that they loved each other the most.
At first they were just friends.
But soon enough it grew into them wanting to be together until the end.

>>28734936
They were best friends, from the earliest days,
Brothers in arms, or brothers at play,
Reguardless of sickness, or injury, or ill,
They'd always been together, through power of will.

When they had been sent far out east to the war,
They grew even closer than ever before,
That kind of bond just fuses two men,
They became like one unit, a bond to the end.

When disaster had struck, they fought there as one,
They had their backs, the day would be won!
And even now, in their Brighter days,
They could clearly see back, through memory's haze.

They went off together, To sit in the field,
Two men together, the sword and the Shield,
And though they both know life would soon come to end,
There was nothing to separate these two bonded friends.

>>28734936
>>28734972

(I'm not sure if that's what you meant,
But I tried to think, about fused friendships and fiends,
And I find that Hardship and aging are fond,
Of testing eternal friendship's true bond).

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>>28734936
Was totally enjoying these rhymes until you ruined it with your gay shit request.

Applebloom finds Applejack's dildo! Oh my! Hilarity and lewds ensue!

>>28719496
Uhh, "bulge" doesnt rhyme with "throat"…

>>28734984
I more so pictured it being romantic in my mind.
But despite it not being what I asked for it was still mighty fine.

(If you want to, it would be nice to write a romantic one.)

>>28734996
Apple Bloom tripped, from up top with a fright,
As she stalked the barn in the dead of night.
She fell into a box that she'd always seen stacked,
And as she came too, looked around, what was that?

She squinted in dark, and let her eyes adjust,
Coughing away all the raised up hay and dust.
She picked up the object, this WAS. A strange tool...
Some kind of Cylander... felt like covered in drool.

She wiped the thing off to get a good look,
The red, solid shaft was as thick as a book.
She shrugged and she took it with her as she went,
She'd ask the Crusaders next time they met.

That is, If poor AJ hadn't heard the fall,
And come out to see her, and begun to call.
She looked in shock, at her toy on Bloom's back,
And immediately bucked it into the nearest Sack.

"What was that AJ? And why was it hid?"
"It ain't something you should touch as a kid!"
The miffed and blushing AJ said very stern,
And AB didn't Argue, but wanted to Learn.

"It looked really fancy, But I had to clean it off..."
AJ just winced, and let out a cough.
"I... Let's get you washed up," she said, hiding face,
The poor orange pony was filled wkth disgrace.

"Is it's somethin' for diggin? It was big as my arm!"
AJ tried to quiet her, to her Alarm.
"I just wanna know what the hey it was for!"
"Never mention it, it's a secret," AJ said, slamming her door.

She bumped into Big mac, who was standing behind,
As she turned around, she saw: he knew her mind.
"I..." She just started, but couldn't fess up.
Big mac just chuckled, and walked away with an "Eeyup."

>>28735012
"Throat" was meant to rhyme with "hope," my good sir,
Though I'm sorry that wasn't much clearer.

>>28734984
You did vore. How about unbirth?

>>28735012
Oh, my mistake, I see what you mean.
That would be my error, sorry for the scene.

>>28735012
Not all poetry rhymes. Sometimes it can add to the poem if there is without pattern.

>>28735043
Look two stanzas after that.

>>28735032
(I'll correct my words, just you wait!
I'll try a romantic one now, posthaste!)

The boys had been buddies since preschool, it seemed,
They were always together, on each other, they leaned.
And even as they grew older, they had each other's backs,
No matter the situation, how dire, how black.

But sooner or later, these feeling just grew,
Nobody said it, but others saw through,
These boys were in love, and more than just brothers,
They needed to always be with one another.

They went right along, And everyone knew,
That they were a couple, in everything they'd do,
Whether they'd say it, nobody could say...
But You know they're together, every hour, every day.

>>28735069
I spotted the error, sorry for that.
I didn't mean to interrupt the smooth track.

>>28735044
Anon was worried about this whole thing,
Sneaking into her belongings,
But he knew she had one, mst mares did,
How embarassed she'd be if by it he hid!

Ah, there he found it; a Stallion Supreme,
Made of hard plastic, And smooth as a dream,
He'd hide right in front, and when she reached in...
He's spring out and surprise her, What a glorious win!

He heard sounds of shifting, he heard her outside,
And as she reached in, he shouted: SURPRISE!
Unfortunately that didn't seem to do the trick,
As now he was carried straight up with the dick.

Already moaning, her eyes tightky closed,
Anon regretted his plan, and his pose.
The force of the movement kept him up front,
As the Dildo approached her rubbed, wettened cunt.

The impact was slower, With the penetrating tip,
He was stuck up againsy it, as he passed under her clit,
She pushed even farther just moaning out loud,
As he was shoved deeper, the space began to crowd.

The walls 'round him pulsing, the wetness extreme,
It shuddered with every orgasmic scream,
Pumped in and out, and deeper each time,
He was stuck to her cervix by the time he was fine.

With one final thrust, his world began ti shake,
Her powerful walls moved like an earthquake,
Cumming and cumminh and cumming for sure!
...but poor poor old anon just got sucked deeper.

Poor Anon sucked into her Quivering womb,
He hoped he'd escape, lest this be his tomb,
But meanwhile outside, She licked the dick clean,
Never to know what she did with that Stallion Supreme.

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>>28734832
Alright how about some macro Luna with plot crush and mouthplay/vore?

>>28735176
Silly small human, playing around,
He'll learn his lesson for playing with the crown.
I placed him there upon my throne,
He seemed confused, but not after what I'd shown.

The big royal tush, is a delicate thing,
Kept soft and round from winter to spring,
So, I placed him there, and grinned with all teeth,
As after a moment, I took a seat.

There's Irony in the princess of night,
Giving full moon to this Small anon's fright,
But it wouldn't kill him, but crush him to the chair,
O had him pinned down with my dark derriere.

He struggled and squirmed, so I sure let him out...
Only to levitate straight to my mouth.
He begged me "I'm Sorry!" And that was just fine,
But As for right now, the human was mine
I toyed with him, tossed him aroung with my tongue,
It was so entertaining, until I was done,
And then, I thought I'd Scare the man stiff,
And so, With a Gulp, down my throat Anon slipped.

My magic would shield him, but he wouldn't know,
As far as he knew, Out my rear he would go,
But I am a princess, and I liked this ploy...
Besides, as he squirmed, I liked this new toy.

I let out a sigh as he jumped all around,
His punches just tickled, And I heard not a sound,
And when He gave up, I lay down for a nap,
Maybe next time he'd think twice, or else again be my snack.

>>28735132
Amazing detail. Very vivid. Mind doing one for two guys?

>>28735231
The elder boy snickered, while thr younger came in stride.
"Are you sure about this?" He asked, wanting to hide.
"Of course man, yeah! We're small this is our chance!
How else were you gonna get this close in her pants?"

With that the two pushed on climbing on up,
On the big sleepinh giantess they found, just their luck.
The eldest led younger down towards her crotch,
And the younger looked nervous, and stayed back to watch.

"Woah man, just look!" He said, and younger ran quick,
And as he looked down, they saw her bulging clit.
"She must be having a heckuva dream,"
He said, noticing the place slick with her cream.

He jumped down below, and grabbed onto the slot,
Pulling the younger without second thought.
Above them, she moaned, still far in her sleep,
As the two guys decided to get them a peek.

The elder went first, putting his head inside,
Then pulled in the younger, without breaking stride.
The cavern was wet, and slowly moved,
As these two cave explorers made their way in the groove.

"This is so hot," the eldest one said,
Speaking aloud that which was in both of their heads,
But in all their walking, they'd triggered her a bit...
And as she dreampt, her dream shifted to dicks...

The two boys were caught, as the walls closed right in,
And as they both squirmed, they pleasured her within,
Each flail of the arms sending sparks up her spine,
She thought she was taking in a cock most fine.

They two guys were swayed, sawllowed deeper inside,
And as they passed G-spot, they triggered her time,
She shuddered and shook, her walls went and clenched,
And pulled the two guys far inside of her trench...

She had no idea, but knew only dreams,
As far as dick went, this one was supreme,
But the two guys who wandered well into her crack,
Were now deep inside of her reproductive tract.

>>28735292
Well, it wasn't what I was expecting. Still very good.

So, what else anons, can RhymeAnon do?
I'm not best at lewd, but I try it for you.
The gentle and calm can hit right in the feels,
But something just silly can make laughing loud real.

>>28735231
Oh. Yes.
This.

>>28735325

Here you are, anon friend,
I present you the tale of two guys in this end:

>>28735292

>>28735329
Already read that. I don't think it was what the person was asking for.

>>28735337
Oh, In that case I am rather lost...
Unbirthing requires a female, I thought.

>>28735337
I'm afraid that, If I were to try it all gay,
I may not do well, to be frank, if I may.

>>28735343
I think >>28735231 meant by "two guys" was just two guys. The person probably didn't want the unbirthing part.

>>28735359
Oh, uh... okay, Well that makes it a bit simpler...
But it was all unbirthing... what part left was there?
I try to please anons, but I'm unsure what you need.
(Fair warning though Writing gay is crap from me).

>>28735373
It was just a suggestion. You don't have to write it if you don't feel like it.

>>28735392
I love writing for anons, but I need to do well,
I just need specifics, That's all I can tell.
I can write many things, but gay always flops...
I'm sorry about that... I did not mean to cause loss...

Is there anything Else, I could do for you lot?
I'll do what I can, With quality top.
I can be real autistic, but give me a chance,
I'll write you a rhyme for... most... any circumstance.

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>>28735410
If you want to give it a chance, you can use this image for inspiration.

>>28735450
>>28735325
(Alright, Alright, I'll give it a shot,
But I apologize if it's not as hot,
The autism is strong with my writing
hands,
But darnit I'll try as best as I can!)

The two stallions, giddy, went up to the room,
They had plenty of... messy business to do.
They stood there together, ensured they were alone,
And Planted their kisses with soft, Quiet moans.

The two were quite ready to take care of the urge,
But the big question came: just who would go first?
They butted their heads, but after wrestling a bit,
The man who had pinned was decidedly it.

He smirked and he grinded, a tease to them both,
Before squatting down in position, to go,
The one down below, had to brace for the Push,
As deep penetration took place in his tush.

He let out a grunt, as the upper man smirked,
Pumping quite steadily, already overworked,
As he on the bottom was pushing against,
It wasn't quite long for release to commence.

Now he on the bottom still needed some help,
But he preferred mouth, over all else,
So with smirk from them both and a movement quite quick,
The one up on top went to deepthroat the dick.

Tongue moving 'round, and covering all,
It wouldn't be long for the Great gushing fall,
He held it all in as long as he could,
But after a moment, Out erupted his wood.

The two then lay panting, now on mattress instead,
As one grabbed the other, and oulled close his head,
Not a word need be spoken, not a syllable said,
As the two fell asleep, still aglow, in the bed.

(Let it be known, that despite autismo,
I tried making work that was not abysmal,
Though lacking detailed, I delievered, like a good OP,
So, let it be known, I tried, WITNESS ME!).

Well, All my Anons, It is time I must go,
I hope most of you could enjoy the show!
But I will return, Later on to be sure,
But for right now, I bid all adieu.

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>>28735590
I'm suprised I didn't ask earlier. Seeing how Halloween/Nightmare night is near,
How about some gigantic fear?
After all, it's Nightmare Night, what a fright, give her something sweet to bite, lest she comes down and gobbles us up for a snack

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>>28735919

>>28735590
Morning, time for my daily vore request

Tiny Anon lives in Ponyville, and every day, Lyra tries to eat him. He always escapes through cartoonish means, but one day he doesn't and instead Lyra goes home for a morning schlick, enjoying digesting him, then later ravages her Bonnie because she isn't done being horny and loving her victory

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>>28735483
Two men, in love!
There is some sexual tension that they need to let go of!

They don't have to worry about being nagged!
What a blessing it is to be a fag!

They haven't cum in almost a month!
Oh my the load is going to be a behemoth!

These men sure do like to take beautiful cocks up the ass!
And when they do it, they sure have a blast!

A man coming home to have his man give him his penis!
Oh my I don't want to be late for this!

Just thinking about sex with my special someone,
Is making my heart beat to a degree of no one!

Pull down those hot fucking boxers!
So that I can worship your gay faggot cock with honor!

Worshipping each other's beautiful male bodies!
It sure is one of my favourite hobbies!

Oh how beautiful it is to love one of the same gender!
It makes one feel so tender!

Just thinking about making love to another man,
Fills me with a feeling of intimacy and affection that no one will understand!

Light up the candles and turn on the relaxing music to increase the romance!
I promise master that I'll be obedient!

We dry hump each other and dry hump each other,
We do it until we can't resist the inevitable intercourse any longer!

Get the flavoured lube and rub it all over your gay cock!
And insert it inside my handsome ass to churn up my insides as time passes on the clock!

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>>28735483
Thrust your penis in and out with regulation!
If you go too fast, I may cum before you without the need of any penile stimulation!

Oh yes stick your erect penis in my immaculate anus to stimulate my prostate!
The feeling of it inside me never stagnates!

Mind boggling shaking out of this world prostate orgasms!
All because of the dick of another man!

I never knew a man could give another man so much pleasure!
Oh my I sure am glad I'm not with her!

Straight men have no idea what they're missing out on!
It's a shame because it's sure a lot of fun!

Oh please daddy cum all over my face for I have been a naughty boy!
But don't forget to shoot some of that scrumptious semen in my mouth for it's something that I would enjoy!

After we both ejaculate, we can hold each other and cuddle!
We indeed are the perfect couple!

We cuddle each other all day!
And nuzzle each other all night!

We sleep on top of each other!
I'm so grateful to have you as my lover!

I'm so glad that we met each other, it was amazing luck!
There's no one else in the world that I would want to fuck!

>>28735590
After you get done reading it please tell me your thoughts. I'm not the best at poetry and I want to hear from someone who's better.

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>>28727429

Why must RhymeAnon only come out at night?

Also, bump.

>>28737726
>>28734739

>>28738109
Another bump

>>28738584
Bumping

That's hot

Bumpity.

As sun goes down, at the end of the day,
It's time for RhymeAnon to come out and play.
I'm glad there's such interest in this silly thread!
I'll try not to let the bumps go to my head.

Now, I see two requests, and a little review,
So I'll do them in order, with little ado.

>>28735919
>>28735923
(Giant nightmare, I can do,
I see you have an image too,
So, give her something sweet to bite?
I think I can do that, it's time to write!)

Thunderous hoofsteps, all through the night,
As the titanic terror filled all with pure fright,
She loomed, head above all the rooftops left there,
A deep, grinning smile just filling the air.

Sweets and some candy were left all around,
In lovely portions, near alters, on the ground,
It pleased her it did, as she licked at her chops,
Scooping it into her mouth, without thought.

But one little town, they didn't feel fear,
They had no idea of the threat that drew near,
And filles below just mocking her shrine...
Were in for a ride like none other, this time.

As she appeared, they all looked straight up,
And realized their error, that they'd run their luck.
They screamed as they fled, but it was no use,
Her tongue lapped up all, without an excuse.

They squirmed all around in her dangerous maw,
Now knowing they should have obeyed the old law,
And as one of them stumbled to back of her throat,
Down they all went, every one, every mote.

They moved in her belly, full of treats and despair,
As she let out a laugh in the cold evening air.
The princess just calmly then flew off in the night,
Ready to cause more terror and fright.

>>28736109
"Oh, not again" Anon said, no surprise,
As Lyra had caught him, hunger there in her eyes.
She placed him again in her big gaping mouth,
Still rather enjoying their daily Cat and Mouse.

He sighed, all to calmly, on her orange tongue,
As he jumped to the entrance, for she never won.
But this time, instead of her teeth giving way,
They remained quite firm, much to his dismay.

He furrowed his brow, as he tried tickling mouth's roof,
But unlike before, it didn't work, Anon proof.
He was starting to worry, as he was pushed farther back,
And tried punching her uvula, to stimulate his evac.

He missed. Oh he missed, this really was bad!
Every time before, suceeded, but now he'd been had.
"LYRA!" He said befor he began to fall,
The loud little "Gulp" covering body, head and all.

Lyra just shuddered, thinking him yummy,
As anon was deposited, deep in her tummy.
He tried looking 'round for some simple escape...
But he found nothing more than Breakfast pancake.

Lyra, meanwhile, Was thrilled he was in,
And her moaning outside indicated to him
That she loved it too much, he just HAD to escape...!
...but unfortunately for him... this was his fate.

A few hours later, She let out a belch,
Listening in silence to her stomach just squelch,
And as BonBon entered in through the front door,
Lyra knew that she needed something more.

A few minutes later, after kisses and yanks,
There were a few creaks on their bedding planks,
And after some make out, Lyra kissed down,
Her tongue doing wonders on BonBon's Downtown.

She moaned as the mare down below locked and lapped,
Her clit was just throbbing, her wetnedd exact,
Cumming and Cumming she would never know,
That all of her juices, with Anon, would flow.

Now part of the body that ravaged Bon with a push,
Anon's new role was part of Lyra's Tush,
But lyra stayed focused on the screaming mare...
Reveling in Victory over Human so fair.

>>28736928
>>28736940
>>28736952
You ask for a review,
I give it to you!
Though make no mistake,
I won't intend to berate!

I think it was good, better than mine,
Where gay is concerned, I am way less than fine.
As for your rhyming, your couplets flowed well!
(Even if there were a few missing, oh well!)

I say, buy and large, that you are the man,
To fulfil gay requests of from the Anons, if you can,
I encourage you sir, to keep it all up!
I handle vore, tinies, lesbos, you can handle man smut!

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>>28740212
Holy fuck, some of those rhymes were inspired

>>28740403
Thank you, sir anon, I do aim to please!
So, any other anons that I may appease?

>>28740019
How about big ponko kissing anon till he cheers up? Maybe have them increasing in their lewditity. Yes I just made up that word.

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>>28740460
Twas' a cold October day, the nights growing long
when I browsed /mlp/ and scrolling stumbled upon
a most glorious thread, where RhymeAnon did please
with porn, vore, and more! What delights I did read!

But alas it was stricken, with tard homo lust
the time has now come to raise a most grievous fuss
and change the mood back to when OP had originated
repelling the tangent, before it grows desecrated.

Fortunately I know what needs to be done!
Nightmare Night fast approaches, so let's have some fun!
We've already had a few small samplings of gore
Crank it up a few notches, is what I implore!

Okay, here's my short, little simple request,
hoping against hope, put your rhymes to the test,
I'll eagerly wait dear RhymeAnon, try your best!
Not expecting a reply, before I lay my head down for rest:

Bring on Tracy Cage! Make her nothing but rage!
Have her slaughter the mane six, except for Pinkie, set the stage
for a final showdown, where Ponk will bare witness,
her friends ripped and rended, with great glee and great swiftness
spawning Pinkamena, her madness quite crazy, quite vicious!

Let these psychotic mares duel right down to their death
staining Ponyville red, till they draw their last breath
leaving you to decide the ultimate conclusion.
Please support my superfluous edgelord infusion!

>>28740460
I would love something to do with mares, huge butts, and panties with something in between.

>>28740468
Anon was pouting, as he sat on the wood, Pinkie's bedside table spot didn't help his bad mood,
Even Pinkie herself, sitting there on the bed,
Couldn't cheer up poor anon, who looked just so sad.

Her words they did nothing, but her mouth may have use yet,
She had one more trick, and on it she'd bet,
That she could make anon feel some cheer,
So she puckered her lips a bit as she drew near.

Her smoochy mouth was the size of his face,
As they touched on his head, leaving spit in it's place.
He had to admit that he was surprised,
But nevertheless, he sat there and sighed.

She tried it again, more kissing this time,
And he seemes just distracted, but not happy, mind.
So she cranked it all up, adding tongue to the mix,
Just licking small anon, with just the tongue tip.

Was that a giggle? Did she hear hint of glee?
She had to keep trying, she just had to see!
She opemed her mouth more, amd licked him a lot,
Until she heard laughter from the dripping wet sop.

"Alright Ponk, alright, You can cut it out, quick!
Good gracious, I get it, I look like a dick."
She laughed and she snorted at his silly line,
She got him to smile, and that was just fine.

>>28740496
The town Streets were cold, and stained crimson red,
Alone except Tracy, Pinkie and the Dead.
Tracy herself weilded mangled up blade,
A wild grin spreading over her murderous face.

She'd gutted poot Twilight, before she could see,
Torn out her wings with a cacophany,
And Applejack's eyes were forfeit for her,
Slicing them out, as screams were all heard.

Fluttershy died with many a stab,
The red rushing blood, like paint on the slab,
And Rarity's ladylike charm was denied,
As Tracy had Flayed her of her precious Hide.

Rainbow dash's tears, when depraved of her wings,
In Tracy's mind would always have a special ring,
And now, just one left, the element pink,
Who stood there before her, blade out, Rage in sync.

With screams from them both, sparks flew as blades crashed!
A sickening thud, as both gained a gash!
With pinkie's Finesse and Tracy's pure fire,
A bloodies and macabre dance did transpire.

A bit of flesh here, some muscle to rend,
They both wouldn't stop til the other would end.
A cutie mark gone with a quick sweeping strike,
Tracy's eye missing woth a stab with a knife.

They both fought on, bleeding out, both of them doomed,
But they kept on at it, it would be over soon,
With Slicing and squishing heard blocks away...
Only one thing was certain: One would die by the day.

>>28740496
>But alas it was stricken, with tard homo lust
>the time has now come to raise a most grievous fuss
>and change the mood back to when OP had originated
>repelling the tangent, before it grows desecrated.

Thanks a lot. Reading that made me feel great about myself.

>>28740566
The mistresses giggled, as poor anon was found.
"Look here, baby, someone was sneaking around."
He looked so ashamed, as he had been caught.
"Oh baby, I think there's a lesson to be taught."

Anon was sweating, as the ladies kept him in grip,
He watched them both kissing, he watched their tongue slip,
Then the one holding tight, placed him on her behind.
"So, pervo, is this what you wanted to find?"

Though pantied were on, the wetness still showed,
And anon was rubbed right against where it flowed.
He had to admit that he was turned on,
But he knew that, something, something was wrong.

The one with him moaned, as he floated outside,
Of her panies, that she wore so very tight,
But up came her lover, that girl number two,
As she backed up towards her, Anon knew what they'd do.

Their Cunts Now together, they grinded and sighed,
While anon was trapped in this wet silky ride,
They moaned and they quivered, just shaking his world,
The two soon just nooded, as his life could unfurl.

They "unf"'s and they "Ooh!"'d as loud as they could,
Meanwhile Anon, as hard as wood,
Was trapped between pussies, and was suddenly squeezed!
As both of them came hard, utterly pleased.

He fell to the floor in a sticky white plop,
As the two leaned down to just smirk at their prop.
"So, little toy, you're stuck with us now."
Anon, then, suddenly... didn't mind, somehow.

>>28740693
Not sure if sarcasm from homoanon...
Or Relief from regular faggot.

>>28740703
Awesome, man. Thanks for the rhymes.

>>28740715
No problem at all, I love to appease,
The Anons I find here on old /mlp/.
I like bringing joy through fun little rhymes.
It gives me a purpose on board, at this time.

>>28740733
Also, you're not Smelly Celly, right?

>>28740708
I was already pretty depressed.
That cheered me up.

>>28740747
No I am not, though I'm flattered, at the hint,
I belive his rhyme Scheme and tone were different.
I saw some of his works a long time ago,
But I'm not that guy, just another Rhymer, you know.

>>28740783
Seems I forgot my name for that one,
But that was in fact me, I assure I'm the one.

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>>28740769
>Now Doubly unsure about Sarcasm
>Now Doubly unsure if Homoanon or Some Fag

>>28740769
Wasn't the intended effect, but oh well. I got what I wanted.

>>28740791
Thank you! Thank you so very much!
You've brought peace to my dreams with your deft rhyming touch!

>>28740828
Yeah. I hope you're happy.

>>28740828
I'm glad that your dreams, I could touch with my words.
That said, anyone else need a Rhyme to be served?

>>28740851
>>28740803
>>28740769
>>28740708
>>28740828

What is happening, here in my thread?
Please, don't be unhappy, you all, please no dread!
There's plenty of rhyme for everyone,
This is a place not of spite, but of rhythm and Fun!

Well... Peacekeeping seems to uh... not be my Vibe...
Maybe my autistic self should just stick to the Rhymes.

Thay being said, *Ahem* What can I do?
What rhymes can I write for the Anons like you?

Previously requested twi losing Anon to the human world and it really tugged at some heartstrings.

Lets hear another sad one. Twilight remains the same age forever as an alicorn and her closest friends have all past.

Based on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNXuLZD4bQ

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>>28740872
Don't forget unfs

On that note how bout AJ and Applebloom getting swallowed by the Chimera instead of AJ saving AB, first AJ, then AB. The beast temporarily sated by the veritable feast until eventually they're gone and it's getting hungry again, barely even remembering her last meal

>>28740496
You, stop being dead

>>28740976
(That wasn't me, I can assure you of this.
There's another Poet here, on this thread's Anon list).

>>28740950
The Princess of Friendship, Hiked up the hill,
A lovely breeze causing the slightest small chill,
As she walked, she remembered the friendship and love,
Of those long ago, who had lifted her up.

Applejack's strength did remain all her days,
Even if her memory was a bit more like Haze,
But she always knew Twilight, even at the end...
She was truthful and faithful to the bitter end...

Rainbow, the speedster, Wonderbolt, pal...
She went like a daredevil, the best way she knew how.
She refused to let Spreading ill keep her in bed.
In a series of Stunts, she smiled as she lay dead...

Rarity's business was known 'round the world,
And she herself seen as a shimmering pearl,
But her brand all aside, She made time for them all.
Her passing was peaceful, in sleep, it was calm.

Fluttershy grew up, and in old age still knew,
With any animal exactly what to do.
And although so gentle in beginning of life,
She faced end with courage, rather than strife.

And Pinkie Pie... Pinkie, the silly old girl,
This was all her idea, This thing on the hill.
As Twilight walked to the stones, with teary smile, she'd say...
"Hey there you guys... and Pinkie... Happy birthday..."

>>28740961
A flash and A roar, With AJ so Fierce!
Apple Bloom Gasped, as her sister stayed near!
But the Pony, so nimble, and moving so quick,
Was unfortunate enough to get caught and trip.

The lion head Leaped, at the orange pony,
Her scream just drowned out by the sound of gulping.
And as he slurped and lathered her up,
The snake tail in back, raised itself fully up.

It saw it's next target, the Pony so small,
She would indeed fit, And it slithered along.
Meanwhile, the lion just slipped in her hooves,
And with muscular clenches got her not to move.

Applejack panicked, and tried hard to flail,
But the mouth of a Lion would just never fail.
So, with eyes welling up, heart pounding in dread,
The throat opened wide and recieved her whole head.

Meanwhile the snake, had caught pony rear,
Feeding despite the young filly's true Fear.
With swallow and slip, and a bulge rather large,
The snake head moved forward, now fully in charge.

The Lion, meanwhile, had got her all in,
The stomach was filling, amd AJ was pinned.
She hoped in her heard that AB would be fine,
Bit little did she know, snake had just finished the dine...

Bulge traveled and squirmed, right in through the back,
As pushed to the stomach, she was after the attack.
And applejack cried out in terrible fear,
As Apple bloom's legs, from the side, did appear.

She held on to her sister, in comforting embrace,
Her tears streaming out of her crestfallen face.
She'd failed for her sister, and here they would die...
"We'll...We'll be okay," Truth managed to lie.

The creature lay down, and rubbed swollen belly,
Finally full of delicious pony.
But after a few days of rest and pure ease...
The fresh growl of hunger needed to be appeased...

So, many anons, what do you wish?
I can weave you some words, like a chef makes a dish.

>>28741266
Pinkie Pie invites Anon over for a home cooked meal, only for him to find out that it's merely a table full of baked goods and treats

>>28741340
Anon went over to Pinkies that evening,
As her invite said a home cooked meal would be waiting.
He was puzzled, but shrugged and decided to go.
He liked Pinkie Pie... that's all he needed to know.

He opened the door, and she bounded with glee,
"It's all over here, come along, follow me!"
She nearly just pulled him, as he tagged along,
Finding the dining room, he felt something wrong.

Pasteries, doughnuts, tarts and stuffed creams...
Cupcakes and cookies and sweetbread supremes.
"I baked up a bbunc extra at the Corner today!
I hope that you like it, what do you say?"

She smiled at her, and took a quick bite,
The savory sweet in his mouth, a delight.
He ate plenty more, with all of it Free,
And Pinkie Joined in, filled with such glee.

RhymeAnon pls join Secret Santa so I can send you autistic crayon scribbled holiday cards filled with love for all your hard work.

Rainbow hasn't stopped thinking about Anon cock since he came to Equestria. Finally she just forces herself on him and succs 'em with or without his permission.

>>28741425
Secret Santa? I know not this thing.
And fear not, I work free, not for offering!
If images here you wish to send, great!
But I do not demand payment, just smiles this late!

>>28741446
Look a thread or two over, lend your sick rhymes to the holidays and spread cheer with fellow anons.

>>28741446
Oh RhymeAnon, oh my gosh!
If you're willing, get on that real quick!
Blessing cards with your rhymes would be the sweetest trick!

>>28736213

>>28741442
Rainbow's rear dripping, this was the day,
She would finally take it, reguardless of say!
She wanted it needed that long meaty shaft,
The human was big, but she would have the last laugh.

She saw it once, while out on a flight,
As she flew by his window, middle of the night.
It was curved, unlike stallions, looked ready to peirce,
And she just needed to try it, she needed to be feirce!

As anon stepped out of the bathroom, then,
She pounced on him as he entered the Den.
"DASH?" he yelled, as towel fell down,
And her eyes just lit up, as it stood, full and round.

Her pussy did quiver, she bit on her lip.
This thing was amazing, this tall standing dick!
" Dashie! Get off, this isn' t a trick!"
He started, but stopped,
As she licked straight up his dick.

His face had gone red, he did not know what to say,
But her hot breath on tip, made his words go away.
She closed down her lips and bobbed up and down,
getting him close, before turning around.

Before he could speak, ore even protest,
Dash's wingboner pomfed right over his chest,
And she slowly slid slippery dick in her cave,
She moaned long and hard at the Feeling it gave.

Anon did pant as she moved up and down,
Her rump speed increasing as her eyes rolled around,
She started getting louder, and Anon'' head rolled back;
As they both came so hard, like a liquid attack!

Dashie collapsed feeling cum fill her up,
And Anon was shocked, he didn' t know what to trust.
But as he got up, he simply just sighed...
And whispered "Next time, I' ll show how to better slide."

Anon enrolls his foal in catholic school without his wife's knowledge because of the sexy uniforms they're forced to wear.

>>28741520
Anon Just chuckled as he sent her off,
His wife may find out later, but for now? He could scoff.
"This uniform's tight, daddy," the foal just complained,
But anon lold inside, and, with straight( ish) face, explained.

" This School will teach you, it will be fair,"
He said, ruffling the little foal's hair.
Then he turned them around, and scooted them out, before the waifu could see her wearabouts.

It felt a bit funny, it felt a bit strange,
But, he was anon, no need to explain!
" Its a Human thing!" Was the excuse he could use...
And in this case... maaaaybe just abuse.

>>28741520
>>28741551
kek

Gots a request here if you please

Ponka unable to sleep one cold night, tossing, turning, melancholy creeping in before inspiration strikes. She races to her sewing space and just as dawn is coming she snuggles back into bed with amateurish dolls of all her friends and falls asleep

>>28741601
Tossing and turning in cold of night,
Poor little Pinkie, alone with a fright!
Her legs on sheets scampered, her eyelids did jerk,
She awoke with a start, her heart overworked.

Then, An Idea, a way to get rest!
She quickly threw sheets off of her chest!
She ran down to sew, Idea in her brain,
The needle just moving, she knew what to gain!

Working and ttoilin, stuffing away,
Pinkie was tirelessly slaving away...
But when machine stopped, and sweat on her brow,
She smiled and sighed, her new objects in tow.

She jumped with a giggle then into her bed,
With 5 little dolls joining her now instead,
And not long before daybreak, she snuggled up close,
And hugged the little dolls of the ones she loved most.

Fluttershy wants to talk dirty to anon but she's really bad at it and nervous. Anon appreciates her efforts anyways. Then maybe they fug.

>>28741640
Fuck yeah, adorable. I can sleep on that final note of sleepy Ponk. Good night Zebranon

>>28741644
"Hey Anon," Came voice, from the yellow pegasus.
He turned around then, to see what was the fuss.
She looked a bit nervous, but she tried hard to smirk.
"So... uh... wanna help me out of this shirt?"

Anon was confused, wondering why she had it on,
But Shy was desperately trying to Flirt with Anon.
" uh... okay?" He said, as he pulled it right off,
But she was determined, she posed woth a cough.

" Hey anon... wwouldn't you uh... like to rub me?"
He looked around, shrugged, and scratched her tummy.
She frowned all annoyed, he didn't get it at all!
So she tried her best to try a catcall.

" Hey Anon! Uh... you... have a nice butt?"
Anon just stopped, and said " Okay, look, what's up?"

She sighed and she pouted, hoof down with a clop,
" I... I was trying out dirty talk..."
He paused for a moment, then started to laugh.
" Oh Shy, don't be silly! If you want me just ask!"

She looked up with blush and said " really, I can?"
He chuckled and pulled closer, "Of course," said the man.
Needless to say, she got as she wished.
It was cute, he went home with her, slow... then they Frik'd .

>>28741693
Thank you anon, you've spoiled me so.
That was wicked cute I just want you to know.