If someone told you ten years ago that you'd be jacking

>>28700820
I'd think they're baked as fuck and ignore them.

>>28700820
I would jack off to horses.

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>>28700820
Start drawing cartoon horse porn so that when the show came around, I was the undisputed champion of equine arse.

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>>28700820
I'd wonder what sort of place I am in my life where cartoon horses turn me on and I masturbate to them regularly

>>28700820
"So, not much will change then?"

>>28700820
I would be 9, so I would be afraid of Stranger Danger and mostly confused.

>>28700820
I'd be ten, so I'd probably be very confused.

I'd ask how they got into my house and then pretend to shoot them with my nerf blowgun.

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>>28700820
"Yeah, that sounds about right."

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>>28700820
I'd be confused as fuck and politely back off, thinking that some kind of pedo approached me.
I hardly knew what jacking off is back then.

>>28700889
>>28700875

>9 or 10

I'd be 16 on the verge of my first existencial crisis.

I'd probably laugh it off then spend the next week up all night fearing my future

>>28700875
>>28700889
These

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>>28700820
I was already jacking off to cartoon horses 10 years ago.

>>28700820
>how would you react?
I'm already a furry so it wouldn't have any effect on me.

>>28700820
I was 12, and a year prior to, I went to the porn side of Newgrounds. The only thing I would question i why was I watching MLP ten years from now.

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>>28700820
>10 years ago
If you came up to a 22yr old me and told me I'd be jacking off to cartoon horses, I probably would've believed you.

That's around the time I accepted I was going to die an autistic virgin faggot.

I was 14 and already fapping to IRL horses.

I was jacking it to creepier things even then.

And even if that wasn't true, I was also aware of just exactly how dead-out fucked I was. I understood that I found most other people vaguely repellent, including members of my own family, that I was on a treadmill, that I was going to work a go-nowhere, do-nothing career, and that I was essentially on the R. Budd Dwyer retirement plan. The idea that I'd eventually deal with it by jerking off to colorful cartoon horses wouldn't have fazed me in the slightest.

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>>28700820

>>28700889
>underage

>>28701542
Did you pass any math classes

>>28701542
wait i fucked up sorry>>28700889

>>28700820
I was 20 and already fapping to hentai and real life mares, so the idea of combining the two probably would not have shocked me.

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>>28701550
Did you seriously just fuck up twice. Goddamn nigger proofread

>>28701578
I think he was just apologizing

>>28700820
huh...well during my 10 years of age i wasnt fapping to furry porn already but i was already gay considering that i had a huge crush on son goku and danny phantom

>>28700820
Even 10 years ago I was a furry already fapping to gay yiff art so I genuinely wouldn't have been surprised.

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>>28700820
At one point I'd think they were crazy but by 16 I was jacking to cyborg hentia and bodyswapping incest. But man even then I had no clue how far the well of degeneracy went until I hit /mlp/ and /trash/.

>>28701587
I guess

>>28701589
>>28701602
But did you have standards of what animal you would fap too? Or I don't know any limits you placed upon yourself?

>>28701589
>>28701602
I'm trying to understand something.
Is the gay horse porn big? Is that a genre that has a lot of porn?

You would think that almost all of the porn was of mares or mares fucked by stallions...

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>>28700820
I was jacking off to real horses ten years ago, so I'd say that it's a step down for me.

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>>28701542
>>28701550

>>28701645
youre shitting me right???? we are talking about furry porn here

>>28701642
back than my standards were very very low since i only got my internet connection when i was 12 or 13 but back then i used to fap to stuff like softpaw magazine and mostly animations on newgrounds and some stuff on rule34 i think

>>28700820
I would be 19 and already have /d/ fetishes, so I doubt I'd be too surprised. I hadn't fapped to mare vaginas or crotchtits yet but certainly horsecock futanari and animal transformations.

>>28701257
Yeah, my main surprise would be if this stranger mentioned specifically that it was MLP porn why MLP. I could see myself at 15 slipping into furry even though 99% of the time it was too much for me. But jesus, I'd probably look up MLP afterwards in 2006 and wonder what the hell was wrong with future me.

It was the humanized porn that eased me into the idea. Then I got off on the idea of the size difference of a pony and a human. And from there I just removed the human.

>>28701336
>I was jacking it to creepier things even then
Things like what?

I'd believe it. I was jacking off to Lola Bunny when I first saw her.

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>>28700820
Nigga you don't even know.

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>>28700820
>I'd be 9 ten years ago.

Probably ask what jacking off means.

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>>28700820
they were right

>>28700820
>meeting my 12 year old self
"the bad thing is, your family will divorce 4 years later and you will want to kill yourself because you will suffer the catch 22 when you try to get a job. the good thing is be you'll be whacking off to horses and join the army for a couple of years"
>"buah!!!!"

yeah, i was a crybaby

>>28701336
>I was jacking it to creepier things even then.
Same. The only thing that might have evoked a reaction was the thought that I would be watching the show at this age or owning pony merch.

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>>28701902
>saw that and thought
>junk on a cartoon horse
>this going to be fun

>>28700948
>tfw there are people on this board right now who were 8 ten years ago

>>28700820
I've been jerking it to furry since I was like 17, so I would have thought there was a distinct possibility it would happen. If you told me it would be non-anthro, then I would have thought you were crazy, but here we are.

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>>28701902
His sheath is even visible, holy fuck.

>>28700820
I would deny it, but deep down I would know it's true.

i dunno I was 5.

>jacking off to cartoon horses
I would probably think
"Yeah probably. I mean cat girls n shit are hot."
If someone said
>jacking off to my little pony
I would laugh my ass off.

I was jacking off to real horses so I'd believe them.

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>>28702827
Do your fucking job for once, assholes
Ban a faggot who deserves it for a change

>>28700837
I've only just realised how much of a face that looks like.

Ten years ago I had been jacking off to cartoon horses for about five years already.

>>28702161

>The only thing that might have evoked a reaction was the thought that I would be watching the show at this age or owning pony merch.

I've got Appul Pone and Ponks plushies.

And it could be worse. You could be like my roomies and constantly trying to catch me up on whichever Z-lister tard is on Dancing with the Stars or whatever the fuck it is, even after I try to politely and civily warn them off with a gun and a bloody clawhammer. . It could be worse.

I'd think my pedophilia had gone too far.

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>>28700820

They would be wrong. Pornography is degeneracy. And my girlfriend and I aren't having sex until we're married in the Catholic Church.

>>28701336
>I was jacking it to creepier things even then.
Ditto.

I wouldn't be surprised to know that I'd end up masturbating to cartoon horses, but I'd be shocked to know that most of the porn I jack off today is tagged "happy sex" and I enjoy it much more than all the porn in my old stash. In fact, if I look back at some of the porn I used to consume ten years ago, I find it gross and repulsive. It's really weird that, thanks to the clop, I'm much more of a normie than I was ten years ago.

>>28700820
I'd say "yeah, that sounds like me".

>>28700820
A logical upgrade from real horses.

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>>28700820

I'd honestly laugh at them. Didn't see this coming at all.

>>28700820
Yeah, probably.

I was already jacking it to real horses

>>28700820
But anon I'm not

>>28705119
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>28703215
An elder God exists among us

>>28701902
My nigga

>>28704982
Derpy saw it coming. From two directions at once.

>>28700820
Ten years ago was Oct, 2006.

I would have shown disgust on my face and said, "Quadrupeds? I'm not that kind of furry. Lion King and Balto were fun films, but ick."

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>>28700820
>mfw

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>>28703980
>catholic church

>>28700820
been jacking it to cartoon horses and real horses since I was 2 (84')
it's a way of life for me

>>28700820
If I said it to myself, I'd say "well fug." If some random stranger said it, I'll just walk away.

Trust me. I've thought about this stuff. I wouldn't just screw myself over.

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>>28700820
At first i was fapping to furry horse porn then i discovered the show and it change my life for ever since now i only fap to pone praide the sunbutt !!

>>28700820
>me 10 years ago
almost the same fucking pervert

>>28700820
>Deep in the bowels of /f/reakshow on Gurochan
>"You're going to jack off to My Little Pony one day, anon."
"Yeah cool, now post more quadriplegic futa maid robots."

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>>28700820
>mfw i imagina the pony that gets me off
Meh kinda saw it coming back than

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>>28705458
Not being part of based catholic master race

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>>28705458
butthurt protestant detected

>>28700820
Invest my money into buying shares at Hasbro before the first season.

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>>28705684
i don't practice religion because it cause more problem than resolving them

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>>28705853
Nice one komrade, that's what I said to russia.

>>28700820
I would jack off to a cartoon horse right then and there to hopefully get the prophecy over with and never do it again, then wonder what the fuck I was thinking ten years later.

>>28702942
A face looks like a face? Really?

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>>28705853

Yes, we must rid ourselves of religion, and then there will be peace.

>>28700820

I'd be telling them I already was, but that's /trash/ material since it's furry. Style Wager, etc. etc.

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>>28705876
>>28706144
sorry anons but be a dictator is not what i meant when i say i don't practice religion