>"Oh, yes—" >"Um, hello there, you. .

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2016-10-20 06:44:06 Post No.
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>"Oh, yes—"
>"Um, hello there, you. . .thing."
>"I've noticed that you can't stop staring at me."
>"Please do, stop. It's making me uncomfortable."
>"I will talk to the restaurant manager, if I have to."

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:46:26 Post No.28697409
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>>28697393
Rarity, thats a mirror.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:49:40 Post No.28697427
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:49:40 Post No.28697427 [Report]

>>28697409
>"Hush, Anonymous, I'm telling this whorse and her dimestore mane-do to shove off."
>'Still a mirror, Rarity.'

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:57:18 Post No.28697467
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>>28697409
>>28697427
Rarity needs to fix her shit eyesight

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:59:14 Post No.28697481
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>>28697467
Shit horse, shit eyesight. Its only natural.

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 07:02:32 Post No.28697496
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>>28697393
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE!

Anonymous 2016-10-20 07:19:21 Post No.28697587
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>>28697393
>thing
Dafuq does that mean, honkie?

Anonymous 2016-10-20 07:29:43 Post No.28697629
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>>28697427
>Rarity needs her glasses because she's super farsighted
>but she's to proud to admit it

Anonymous 2016-10-20 07:44:02 Post No.28697679
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>>28697393
>rape

Anonymous 2016-10-20 12:10:29 Post No.28698298
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>>28697393
I could stare at Rarity all day.

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>>28697427
>>28697629
>"J-just a mirror you say?" asks Rarity sheepishly
"Yup" you reply, letting the resulting silence hang in the air
>The unicorn sitting across from you shifts uncomfortably
>You were both thinking the same thing
>But she would never admit it
>It seems you were going to have to be the one to broach the subject
"Maybe you should put on your gla-"
>"Oh waiter!" interrupts Rarity, signalling to a nearby stallion
>You roll your eyes
>The waiter trots over briskly towards the two of you, an expression of stern politeness on his face
>"Sir, madam" he nods to both of you "Are you ready to order"
>You clear your throat
"Actually we'll need about 5-"
>"Why yes, yes we are!" beams Rarity towards the waiter while narrowing her eyes at you
>"Don't you dare, Anon" they say and you shut your mouth
>She trails her hoof down her menu
>"I will have the..."
>Her eyes bulge as she realizes her mistake
>"The... the, erm" she stammers, trying to make sense of the blurry symbols now facing her
>"Madam, is everything okay?" asks the waiter
>"Oh yes, yes of course" she assures him, grinning bashfully before pointing blindly at the menu
>"Erm, this. I would like this, thank you"
>"Ma'am, that's the foals menu"
>"Very good" she nods, resting her hooves over the table