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>at college
>going to lunch, get my food and sit for a bit
>see a guy wearing a Dr. Whooves shirt
>my instincts tell me not to approach but I disregard them
>walk up nonchalantly, say hey and tell him I'm a fan of MLP
>he at first seems delighted to have some company
>asks me my favorite pony
>say Rarity
>his autism starts flaring up
>"HEH, RARITY?!?"
>he says this in a boisterous tone, people kind of look over
>"OBVIOUSLY DERPY IS BEST, AND DONT TELL ME HER NEW VOICE IS CANON, THEY BUTCHERED HER!"
>sheepishly agree, "y-yeah, was kind of lame what they did"
>"BUT REALLY? RARITY?"
>"I really like her creative and generous side"
>"Whatever PLEB"
>getting booty bothered at this point, no one publicly disgraces my waifu
>"Ha, you know she's a WHORSE right?"
>TRIGGERED.PNG
>go Iron Giant mode
>slap his tray off the table
>his fries and half eaten burger fall onto the floor
>no dinosaurs were walked that day
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>>28695491
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>>28695491
Bruh! I'M BOUT TO ROAST YOU.
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>>28695524
I see other people with MLP related clothing on but I don't talk to them because of this.
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>>28695491
If someone insults my waifu in public I challenge them.
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>>28695535
I can't stand most of you online, why would I talk to you in the real world?
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>>28695546
>can't stand us
>is here
Why?
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>>28695491
Just say "nice shirt" you goddamn retard
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>>28695562
I just wanted to make a friend like the pretty pony stories told me to do
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>>28695491
Well you did overreact to his ovaries, but the guy is straight Autism if his favorite pony is a background pone.
>>28695560
Because ponies you retard.
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>>28695535
Me neither.
Everyone I know who likes MLP is either extremely creepy or even more socially awkward than me.
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>>28695579
EAT MY COCK RAW YOU FUCKING APPLEFAG PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!!
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>>28695491
>defending rarity
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>>28695625
Honesty is a bitch, but at least you'll know I won't try to lie to you.
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>>28695491
I'll take things that never happened for $400 Alex.
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>>28695660
Although I am very pissed about you talking shit about my waifu. I would like to note your being honest like Applejack. Good job Anon. No really.
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>>28695491
I had one public incident where pony was involved
>enter White Castle with 3 buddies, two of them are ponyfags
>while ordering, we overhear another group (2 girls and a guy) talking about the latest episode at the time
>seeing girls with a common interest, my friend gravitates toward them
> begins conversing very loudly about his waifu
>other people in the restaurant are looking over in curiosity, even some employees
>he mentions his friends are into the show as well, girl asks me who my favorite is
>oh no, they're staring at me
>spaghetti reaching critical mass
>friend gets impatient
>"just tell them, anon! He likes fluttershy"
>"you like fluttershy?"
"y-yeah"
>shit, I actually stuttered that
>"we can see why"
>literal laughinggirls.jpg
>I busy myself with ordering from the cashier who has a smirk on his face the whole time, sit down at a table far from them
>a little later, the other group passes by our table on the way out
>"see ya later, *snrk* Fluttershy"
>they burst into laughter as they walk out
>kill me
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>>28695914
Having Fluttershy as a waifu truly is suffering
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>>28695914
I feel bad for you Anon... I honestly do.
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>>28695914
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Damn, she layed you harder then Discord did to your wiafu.
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>>28695578
Did those stories also tell you to throw people's food on the ground?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
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>>28695491
Many autisms were gotten that day.
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>>28695932
>>28695961
Thanks anons, I should have known better to let my friend release his autism to begin with
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>>28696072
Oh come off it Flutterfag. I'd stuff your turkey.
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>>28696082
you're not the first to say something like that, I admit.
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>>28695491
>mobilefag
discarded with extreme prejudice
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>>28695535
Same, and I'm usually the one wearing pon shit. It's just not worth taking the chance at catching cancer
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>>28695491
we're not 6 year olds op, you are obviously lyin' kys
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>>28695491
Not nearly as bad as the other greens, but it's something.
>Be sitting in classroom
>Fuckin around on my phone before class starts.
>Notice the guy in front of me is reading something on his tablet.
>Try not to read over his shoulder, but I spot the word "Rarity" in the text.
>Catches my attention, looking for more words on the page I see something like the word "Chicka" or some other FNAF name.
>The dude is reading an MLP/FNAF crossover, in high contrast large text, right in the middle of class.
>Glance at his phone, he's listening to Homestuck/Undertale crossover music.
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>>28695491
>unironically liking rarity
You brought this on yourself
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>>28696362
Now you need to get his house SWAT'd.
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>>28695491
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>>28696362
FNAF is on a whole other level of autism
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>>28695914
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>>28696362
I call bullshit. I've never heard of homestuck/undertale crossover music, unless you mean the official music that got reused from homestuck in undertale.
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>>28695491
OP, you wouldn't happen to go to Troy, would you?
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