It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Cele

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I CAN'T BELIEVE CELESTIA IS FUCKING DEAD.

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>>28668484
It's about that time, ain't it.

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>>28668491
Just to reassure you, the Princess is not dead. It was a humorous intro into a song which seems to have been taken a bit too literally by one or two posters...

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>>28668518
No, she's dead.
We'll never get an episode.

Ta-da.
Thanks Hasjew.

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How can one creature be so perfect?

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We just don't know.

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Official SUN theme;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay3EwNGM5yw

>>28668535
>gilded cage
thas deep mane. and sad

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Celestia's chestia is the bestia.

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>>28668616

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horses don't have chest plumage. what the fuck (what the fuck)

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>>28668632
My headcanon is pegasi and alicorns actually have tiny feather coats, while earth and unicorns have hair

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>>28668632
Shut up.

>>28668659
>look what I did Anon
we're all very proud Celestia

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>>28668598
They never did quite get Celestia's muzzle right, or the forward walk animation, for a while

>>28668805
??

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>>28668814
Just google it, fuck.

>>28668829
I just think it's odd; I would have thought daylight spectacle was more her thing.

Maybe watching 'important ponies' grow up before her, first as small foals and then as grown-ups, and then suddenly she's looking around and wondering where Scarlet Skies is, she was always quick with a smile, quicker with her wits and ever such a gentlemare - only to learn she passed on without anypony thinking to tell her - maybe that kind of soured the Princess a little.

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>it's a special occasion this Gala
>a bright young thing is due to receive an award
>the Princess accidentally greets the awardee by her grandmother's name

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Hype shit
Blow up a mic shit
You might get
Beat the fuck up in broad daylight with a nightstick

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please god let san francisco win today

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>to be close to her
>to press against her chest
>smell her perfume
>feel her breath against you
>look into her innocent motherly eyes
>all as she lays against you in bed on a Sunday morning
Men can dream

>>28670621
>in bed on a Sunday morning
Are you nuts?! Princess Celestia isn't afforded the luxury of a lie-in. By law, she has to lift and lower the Sun to the allotted schedule.

>>28670621
Dem feels man
>>28670755
Wow, way to break the moment asshole.
What if she just went back to bed for once after lifting the sun?

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>>28668484
The best pone thread? About damn time.
I need some spooky Celestia for upcoming halloween, help a sunfag out.

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>>28671283
The mysterious pony in the intro...
...who's never seen, ever!!!!! ooOOoooOOOooo~

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>>28671309
Now that's just wrong.

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I wonder what's in the package /sun/?

>>28671772
A small white horse figurine or a poster.

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>>28671772
>'maybe he got my letter...!'

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>>28671772
>turn /sun/ upside down
>it almost looks like /unf/

>>28671744
also, i like this picture because it underlines how Princess Celestia is taller and, well, bigger than other ponies.

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>>28671772
well
friggin', open it already, mobilefag

>>28671772
Open it up, please. Waiting with anticipation.

>>28671826
Nigga that's kawaii

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>>28671772
What's this? I didn't order anything with Fluttershy on it. Better look further into it.

>>28672265
wrong order I guess, better send it back.

>>28672265
You'd better, sunbro

>>28672265
>What's this?
A necklace military plates-like thing but with Celestia engraved on it?

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>>28672265
Stupid ass phone taking pictures landscape when I take them portrait! Hopefully this works

It seems we have a Celestia 1/3
What's next to come?

>>28673004
Oooooooh. It's pretty. What else you got?

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>>28673004
Looks great. I wish I could be autistic enough to wear stuff like that. But why grumpy Celly? Why not something along the lines of pic related? Her usual, calm attitude?
>>28672893
This anon called it.

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I am attracted to Celestia's big powerful horn

I'll try and put up some green later tonight. Just saying this here so I don't keep pushing it off.
Last few weeks have been sorta... dead. Are we still staying alive?

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Ever and ever forever and ever
You'll be the one
That shines on me like the morning sun.
Ever and ever forever and ever you'll be my spring,
My rainbow's end and the song I sing.

Take me far beyond imagination,
You're my dream come true, my consolation.

Ever and ever forever and ever
You'll be my dream,
My symphony, my own love esteem.
Ever and ever forever and ever
My destiny
Will follow you eternally.

Ever and ever forever and ever
You'll be the one
That shines in me like the morning sun.
Ever and ever forever and ever
My destiny
Will follow you eternally.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3vCB3YBMUo

I always think of Celestia whenever I hear this by Demis Roussos[/spoiler[

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Rarity demonstrates the correct way to worship the Sun:

>>28668484
>It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.


I want to put my penis into Celstia's vagina.

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>>28673751

...and how Celestia reacts:

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>>28673776

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>>28673004
>>28673072
>>28673256
Sorry for the long wait.
Here's another one of her with a more friendly expression. 2/3

>>28673871
Bump. Do you plan on wearing these in public and stuff?

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>>28673871
And lastly I cannot forget dear sister Luna.
>>28674289
I might, but I'm not autisistic enough to wear it outside of my shirt.

>>28674725
That's pretty nice though, dude

>>28674725
Those are pretty good. Thanks for sharing!

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>no djonn

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>>28674909
>>28675248
Thanks, attention-whoreing aside. I just wanted to give this thread a breath of fresh air to break the monotony of /sun/ lately.

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night /sun/

>>28668484

i want to rape princess celestia until she can not walk without staggering and her vagina looks like the 93rd floor of the North Tower on 9/11.

>>28675656
Really though, it's nice to see someone contribute stuff. Hope this thread doesn't die on Monday too.

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>>28675801
Are you the guy that made the post in pic?

>>28675801
Please don't rape Princess Celestia.

>>28670621
>Celestia, being gently bathed by her hoofmaidens, while looking over her secretary's parchment notes and scribbling her own inbetween sips of wine
hngh

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>>28673813
I've seen that art style before. Really like it. . Who's the artist?

Praise!

I want to hug Princess Celestia.

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DJONN PLS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbtF_4KqBZA

>>28677166
That's illegal though.

>>28676746
>human shoulders
reee

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>"Anon."
>"Anonymoussssss."
>'...What is it, Princess Guru-'
>"Anonymous, that isn't my name."
>'How may I be of service, Super Princess Guru.'
>"...I saw a fish. That is all, you can go back outside now."

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>>28678253
>You will never be bothered with trival shit by creepy and autistic Celestia

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>20 posters

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>>28678889
waifu-ing a character who hasn't seen any meaningful treatment, on a show the writers don't care for that should have been cancelled years ago, could make you sad if you thought about it enough

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Hello from Russia. Have any of you worship Celestia as a goddess?

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>>28679086
MAYBE TOMORROW

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>>28679163
WHEN SHE LOOKS DOWN

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>>28679176
ON EVERY GREEN FIELD

IN EVERY TOWN

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>>28679156
Yis.

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This is on my wall in the room.
*Your russian comrade*

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>>28679286
That's beautiful, and I'm tempted to copy

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If I kill myself will I get to Equestria and fall in love with Celestia then?

Or is paradise only for those who endured their entire shit lives on this hellish earth?

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>>28679600
I dont now. Im just Russian 33 years old electrician alcoholic who want to believe in something bigger than us and chosen solar pony and her sister for this .

>>28679750
That's a heck of a image. I'm not really sure weather to laugh or cry. Keep soldiering on, russbro.

>>28679600
Honest guess would be that you have to endure. In the olden days the question was weather it was worth dying for something. Sometimes just as hard is living for something: enduring a life you really don't like with people you really don't care for in a situation you'd really like to escape. It's rough, but you have to endure, and hopefully, try to do a good turn for someone else while you're here. It doesn't really magically get easier, but you start getting used to things and manage to deal with it better, or at least that's how it's been for me. Just my thoughts. Thread's always here for you.

Wtf happened to the momlestia threads

>>28676312

Yep.
And I would still rape pinkie pie until she died of internal bleeding. if she somehow survived, she would never walk right again or be able to go to the bathroom without feeling pain.

Would you a celestia if she was a 15 story tall dragoness?

Pastebin with previous stuff at http://pastebin.com/u/Hobbes1914
Sorry for being gone so long. Haven't abandoned the sun yet. I've been trying to write at a higher quality, but it's been something of a difficult process, to say the least. Hopefully things will sorta improve from here on out, and just say something if something's bad or wrong. AS always, hope someone out there's enjoying this at least.

>The battle was over.
>Looked like it, at the very least. As I exited the cave, I could just catch the sight of some changelings heading for the hills. With their leader dead, the entire force had routed.
>It was… surreal. Glancing around, I saw a mess of equipment littered around the field. There was mercifully few bodies, but the ones there were… I looked away.
>Best to report back to camp. Celly would probably want to hear about all of this.
>I began stumbling along. The entire world felt a bit hazy. I was walking like in a dream; I strained as hard as i could but just stumbled forward like a drunk.
>It was probably shock. Or poison. Maybe even blood loss, but still nothing that a bit of magic couldn’t fix up.
>I started seeing in double vision. Everything was just a mess anyways, so I closed my eyes and kept stumbling forward. Just had to get back to camp. Just had to keep moving forward.
>I don’t know how long I stumbled around out there. It felt like an eternity, though I’d bet it was just a couple of minutes.
>Regardless, I remember a clear voice. There was a shout, “Halt!”, and things began to change.
>My eyes snapped open. Ten feet in front of me, there were three royal guards. Each was brandishing a long, sharp spear.

>>28682736
>”I said stop!”
>The threat of pointy death snapped me out of the haze. But it was more than that. Things began to… flow, almost like a second nature.
>There was no longer three royal guards. There was no longer three ponies.
>I was faced by three hostiles. They were arranged in a rough triangular formation. The one in front carried himself better than the others, and combined with him speaking for the group, I could easily assume that he was the leader.
>To the back left was a dazed looking stallion. He seemed young, almost a filly, and distracted. More concerned with the prospect of changelings than the present threat. Clearly an inexperienced conscript; certainly not difficult to remove in single combat.
>And finally, in the back left, a wounded mare. Though stoic faced, the limp and clear laceration on the back left leg were clear giveaways. Regardless of her skill, she wouldn’t be able to leap into combat, and could be easily mopped up after the others had been taken care of.
>They had spears, and I had nothing. I’d have to act fast.
>First, rush the officer. Catching him unawares, I could bash my shoulder into his head, hoping for a knockout. Then pivot straight into the rookie. He was looking off into the distance behind us, wouldn’t be too hard to yank out his spear.
>Throw him to the ground, and pivot one last time, speartip into the final hostile, a clean-
>”Stop! Please!”
“What?”
>And then it hit me. I had a spear in my hand.
>I shivered. In front of me was the wounded guardsmare. My left foot was resting on the novice’s neck. He whimpered softly. To my back, the sergeant was out cold, but uninjured.
>”Please don’t hurt them! You can take me, I’m begging you!”
>I… didn’t even remember any of this happening. It was just instinct. If the guardsmare hadn’t snapped me out of things…
>Best not to think about it.

>>28682749
“Well, um, thanks for the offer, but I’ll just let them go. Sorry about all that.”
>The mare cocked her head, clearly unsure at the change in events.
>I gently lifted my boot off the stallion's neck, and began to help him up.
“Sorry, just… thought you guys were going to do me in. Never can be too sure about changeling spies, am I right?”
>The mare’s face washed over with relief. “Oh thank you, I was so worried-”
>Everything had ended in smiling faces all around, but I still couldn't help but feel a deep sense of unease. Perhaps Chrysalis hadn’t been entirely bluffing after all.
>I needed to see Celestia.
“Well, sorry about all the trouble, but do you think you guys could show me back to camp? I’ve got to report back, and all.”
>There was some chipper response, and off we went. Three smiling ponies, and one vaguely distressed looking Loyal Member of Celestia’s Royal Guard.

This update in honor of the 33 year old Russian alcoholic. Carry on, my friend.
Sorry for lack of celly here, it's coming. Just been a bit difficult writing here, sorry about the long absence.

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Sir Topham Hatt was very cross that Princess Celestia had taken the last slice of cake.

Somewhere, despite it being the dead of night here, the sun is rising.

BUMP

>>28682890
I'd ordinarily think 'that child's artwork is cute and good'. However, experience has taught me that this is most likely the product of a weird 40-year-old Norman Bates type.

P 10, don't die yet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ42em-w3IE

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>>28682624
bump limit.

>>28683748
Even so, It's not that bad.

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>page 8
I fucking swear, /sun/

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>>28685716

>>28685879
Cmon, it's only Tuesday. Besides, it's the middle of the workday, place can use a bump or two at thinner times.

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I wanna court Celestia the old-fashioned way.
A really slow and steady romance, with alot of dates in cozy resturants, picnics in the summer fields, sending love-letters, picking roses and bringing them for her.
Eventually leading up to us proclaiming our love for eachother and then intense hand/hoof holding beneath the stars. Without using a chaperone

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>>28686148
>unsupervised hoof holding

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>>28686148
I was going to write something witty but then I just felt sad. People can dream...

>Be Anonymous
>You think you've been in Horsetopia for a month
>It's really hard to tell given that Horse Queen seems to decide how long a day is arbitrarily
>The sun has risen 30 times at least
>Still don't understand any Horse Whispers
>Still don't know what happened to you
>The Horse Queen seems nice
>She drags you around with her to meals and meetings, and struggles to speak English
>She once said "Hurro" and you almost died laughing
>At least you think that's why you woke up in the hospital
>Lately her Purple Friend has tried zapping you with magic a lot to get you to be a Horse Whisperer
>Or for something. No idea.
>Looks like today is another one of those days
"Don't taze me, bro!"
>You are currently fleeing Purple Friend
>*angry horse noises*
"DON'T WANT ANY"
>Oh shit
>She floated you with her magics
"You maniac! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
>Get zapped again
>"Stop fighting me! I'm trying to help you!"
>Oh fuck
>That's English!
"I can speak Horse Whisper!"
>"What?"

To be continued?

>>28686901
Yes please!

>>28687030

Okay! But first errands, so it'll be a while. Keep it bumped, sunbros.

>>28687164
Not even praising, but I want to see where it goes.

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“And we can now say that the trade agreement between the gryphons and”
>”Hey Tia have you seen my slippers?”
>Every head in the large conference room looked towards the new voice.
>There still holding the door handle was your husband.
>In only his underwear.
>Unf
>”Seriously have you seen them, my feet are getting cold here.”
>”Your highness, perhaps we should continue before you deal with your mate.”
>B..bu.. but eye candy…
“Yes I think that would be for the best. Anon dear have you checked under the bed?”
>”I tried but it’s kinda hard after last night.”
>The gryphon ambassador looked a little curious now, her earlier statement all but forgotten.
>”What happened last night?”
>Memories of your bodies fighting for dominance.
>Beads of sweat glistening on his naked form as you tried to bend him to your will.
“I’ll come help you look after we finish here dear.” You managed to say, feeling your face grow hot.
>”Fine, but if I catch a cold you’re the one who’s going to have to nurse me back to health. Nurse’s outfit and everything.”
>You might have been a powerful Alicorn, but that one statement was enough to make you feel like some young mare doing some rather kinky stuff with her coltfriend.
>With that Anon was gone.
>Turning back to the ambassador you were ready to finish this meeting.
>”Does he have a brother?”
>Just another day being married to human.

>Be Anon
>Still looking for your slippers.
>And really sore from having an impromptu tickle fight/wrestling match with your wife last night.
>Both your silliness ended with the bed breaking right underneath you.

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>>28688322
>>”Does he have a brother?”
oh my

>>28678398

>Celestia will never poke your eyes out with her horn.

Well, thread's had more content than the last few weeks. Thanks for those who've been contributing.

Watch out guys, board's moving pretty fast tonight for some reason.

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Deus vult

>>28686901

I'm continuing!

>>28687030
>>28687724

This is all your fault.

>Be Anonymous
>Be fifteen seconds after Purple Friend made you a Horse Whisperer
>You have decided to plead the fifth and pretend that you don't understand Horse
"I plead the fifth!"
>That should throw her off the trail, you think.
>"What? Can you understand me?"
"WIN"
>leet speak is the way to victory
"Precious eagle cactus fruit"
>Also gibberish
>"Those are words, but they don't make any sense..."
"Jesus Christ, you talk a lot"
>That kinda slipped out, considering all you've done for like 30 suns is insult random Horses
>Like That Fucker Greg, that blond Horse that just neighs at those servants all the time
>"...I must have gotten the spell wrong. Maybe Princess Celestia will be able to think of something."
>Oh god again
>The magics have you
>Suddenly a scene change
>You're now in front of the Complain Chair
>Where littler Horses complain to Horse Queen
>God, have you been bored here
>Oh, there's Horse Queen now
>She's, like, the biggest Horse. You believe that's why she's Queen
>"Oh, Twilight Sparkle, what a pleasant surprise! And I see you've brought our interesting new friend"
>Holy shit.
>Where there were once Horse noises, there is now a velvety smooth voice
>You shouldn't be this hard right now
>Oh, that purple one is telling Horse Queen about the whole Horse Whisper thing
"MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO, BUT MY BODY'S TELLING ME YE-EH-ES. I SHOUTED AT TOP OF LUNG"
>Internet, the love you left behind, shall save you now
>"Princess Celestia, I just don't know what went wrong!"
"AEIOU"
>"Don't be silly Twilight, if we can understand his words, he can understand ours. Can't you?"
>Oh fuck.
>Oh shit.
>Horse Queen called your bluff in seconds
"...The pants are dead?"
>Horse Queen looks you dead in the eye, and in the coldest tone you've ever heard, says
>"No ice cream unless you respond."
>Oh Christ, your one weakness
"...Hello, it's wonderful to finally speak with you."

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>>28689910
>gibberish
I'd be speechless, too

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>>28689929
My god the dirty things she could be contemplating
My body is fucking ready

>>28689910
What can I say, its nice green.

>>28689910
Yes, very cancerous. Good job.

>>28690660
I'm going to mount this on my wall.

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We can't let our sister die now, can we?

>>28691700
Thanks /moon/, how are things over there?

>>28692038
Cozy.

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>"Oh my word, Anonymous, do you just HATE fun?"
>'Sunbutt, please.'
>"Alright, I'm going to play it once more and for the love of cake I'd better hear you sing along."
>"HERE IN MY CAR-"
>'Tia, seriously-'
>"HERE IN MY CAR-"
>'..Nothing seems.'
>"HERE IN MY CAR-"
>'Nothing seems.'
>"IN CARS, CARS, CARS, CARS."

>>28691700

We need a female dragonequus so that Discord can have a love interest suck it shipfags.

>>28692296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fRdfVIOr4
Perfect.

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>>28688322
>pic

>>28693491
>>28693536

Celestia must seem so innocent to the other ponies, how would you even manage without coming off as a some sort predator?

>>28693536
>we won't be needing these silly things.jpg

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>>28693536
Oh, oh yes.

So, why's everything been so slow for the last month? I mean, place is never jumping, but it's been worse than usual the past few weeks.

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>>28694243
djonn is kill

>>28689910

This is great. Yes, maybe it's cringe jokes but dammit, what's wrong with laughing at dumb shit?

This is why you all hate your lives.

What are people looking for in this thread? Pictures? Green? Discussion? Other lonely hearts?

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>>28694969
cute pictures of my favorite pony so that I might temporarily quell the dark maelstrom of longing and loneliness in my chest

Well, it's at page nine again. Are we already packing it up for this week?

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>>28694969
Why not all of the above.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxT2GYl6Yfw

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>>28695930
It says there are 41 here, but it seems like there are really only a handful of us left.

>>28696741
I think there's a good few lurkers, but even so, it's a small band. Just wanted to thank those who put up some green this week. Good to still see some contributors.

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>>28697601
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD

FROM A LACERATED SKY

>>28694317
All the cringe was intentional, my Anon's supposed to a dumb fuck. Glad you liked it! I'm trying to think up more now that his jig is up.

>>28697063
Mine was shit and it took til the second post to even get to The Big C, but I did try. Next time I'll aim for not as shit!

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>>28696175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvLnPO9t4Wg

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wakeup

grababrushandputalittlemakeup

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>>28695930
For all that counts, I've barely posted in this thread. Broken laptop sent to repair and shit. Now it's back, but it's more broken than before, so I'll probably miss the next thread too. The other laptop I've used in the meantime is slow as fuck, and I don't have cute Sunbutt pics there. I also refuse to post from tablet or mobile.
Have a Celly while I still can post it.

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Ok, we can die now.

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>>28700255
Not if I have a say in this.
Also, iirc it's a gif from a music video. Anyone knows which one was it?

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>>28700293
Ugh, some retarded shit mlpg likes to post now and then, often accompanied by 'It's time'.

Now please, just let us die.

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>>28701009

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I'm still annoyed with Hasbro about this.

>>28701009
Oh. well written, but wow, talk about a punch to the gut.

>>28668484

I want to rape Celestia until she bleeds internally. I want to fuck her so many times and so hard that she will never be able to go to the bathroom again without feeling a burning pain. I want to wreck her backside and make it so not even Twilight Sparkle's magic could fix her horse vagina.

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>>28701714
yeah blah blah blah here (you) go, redditard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9htSHyNYdI

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>>28702092
The fuck?

Go away.

>>28668484

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>>28702845
Wow, epin trole, you're so fucking legion

>>28702856
Just don't respond, it's not worth the time.

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>>28703074
It makes me wonder, is all.
There's either just one sad faggot or a few of them doing that.

Aimlessly refreshing the catalog every second to make sure certain threads don't 404.

>>28703258
Which ones, aside from this one.

>>28703189
amazing

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>>28703676
Usually bottom of the catalog/obvious shitposting threads.

I've noticed it for a while now.

It's not big loss if this thread dies, there are so few of us, who fucking cares.
Makes me wonder who wants it up when it's barely an image dump.

>>28703700
I know it's vaguely controversial, but I'd prefer to skip this coming Sunday; there's plenty of posts left in this thread, and I've explained before how it makes me uncomfortable, putting up a fresh new thread if the old one died just a few hours beforehand.

... I'd like to do something Chrismas-y for Nicole Oliver, though, while there's still time. I sent out a card on everyone's behalf to her promoter last year, nothing came of that - maybe we could all send cards instead? Anyone with a Twitter and no shame want to ask her if she has a mailbox for fanmail?

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>>28703785
Isn't she one of the VA's who gets the most autism, I would understand if she politely declined.

>>28703785
Yeah man, I think it's better that way. I've noticed that if the previous thread lasts late into the week, then the next Sunday thread usually dies really quickly. Best to let everybody's energy save up. How long have you been the usual OP?

>>28703800
That's unfortunate, I would under stand why though.

Also, I plan on going somewhere special the dawn after this winter solstice to watch the sunrise and celebrate the days getting longer for Celestia. Does anybody do anything similar?

>>28703800
Perhaps. It's worth an ask, though, just on the off-chance; and of course if she'd rather not, who could blame her? The matter gets dropped there and then.

Volunteers? Anyone? Bueller?

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>>28703825
I don't have a twitter.

>>28703817
>How long have you been the usual OP?
Since the beginning: early 2014, off the top of my head. Others have jumped in occasionally, of course!

I did the Summer Solstice, which was fantastic to share sun-praising with everyone ... although the December solstice is the most important in the druid calendar, so to speak, with it being the birth of a new year. Could have done with more cool druid ceremony and fewer mashed students, though

So, we're sticking with this thread for the next week then? I can contribute to keep it up if we're sticking with.
Also, nice meeting the OP, though I suppose that you normally post just as an anon. Good luck in your solstice celebrations, friend!

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>>28701714
It's posts like this that make me want to apply for that janitor job. I would so love to nuke all this shit on sight.

>>28703700
>the only ones that want this thread up are those who shitpost in it.
What am I supposed to feel?

>>28704521
If the others here think this lasted too long to make a new one in 2 days, keeping this one is the only alternative, unless it becomes bumps-only.

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>>28704495
>"..Here, we see sunhorse in her natural habitat. Majestic, the way her svelte form quietly grazes.."
>"But she's not alone.."
>"It seems a single Anonymous has his sights on her, with questionable intent."

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>>28704609
There was a sunfag mod big long ago who'd hand out bans for posting dislestia or trolling here.

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Right, I forgot we're keeping this until sunday on.

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>>28704495
stop that
you can't ride cloud
impossibol

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>>28704495
>Later that day

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>>28705076
He did well. It would be nice to have him back.

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YAY, TIME TO GO TO WORK

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>>28706493
>Tfw whole next week is free
>Tfw I can look at Celestia, talk about Celestia, write green about Celestia and post about Celestia for the whole week.
Feels damn good mang.

>>28706723
Lucky dog. Do contribute if you're able, It'd be nice to see more activity. Also, I'm interested in how well the thread stays afloat next week, with re extension on this one and all

>>28701009
Okay. I didn't expect to read something like that. Nope. What are these tears? Why do I feel my heart

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>>28668484

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>>28707495
That green is quite old.. I'm surprised there are still people who hadn't read it here.
>What are these tears?
Nah, it's just liquid feels

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fuck you, page 10

no /mom/ this month?

Goodnight, /sun/. Keep the thread up, then?

>>28668484

i want to fuck celestia until she dies of internal trauma.

>>28710373
Ay ay Captain!

>>28710373

May as well. It's only halfway through bump/image and it's Saturday.

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the aurora is the hardest thing to take care of

>>28711247
>using a coat brush on her lovely mane
>a few miles away, some outrageously homosexual Canterlot hairdresser's mouth starts foaming

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>>28694609
Hiii

>>28708605
Thought of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHdwjjio29Q

Kill me fám

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Here's an edit for you sunbros, it's a cleaned up version of this post >>28696130.

Don't look up the original, it's a shitty ship.

>>28711473
Thanks, saved.

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>>28710114
It lasted till last week, and I was thinking about a Halloween edition, to wait a little more and have a general theme for the thread. Something similar was made last year. I was thinking of starting the next one on the 31st, provided my laptop doesn't die in the meantime, or I have to send it to repair again.

>>28711473
I have a problem with fetlock hair. But that face is so fucking cute..

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>>28711473
Her jewellery needs to be bigger, and rounder: that has to be a hefty piece of bling.

I love you /sun/.

see ya tomorrow

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>>28711696
A halloween edition sounds nice.

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>>28713370
>molestia

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>>28713706
>Not liking Molestia

>>28713730
>actually liking stupid fandom meme

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>>28713370
>>28713730
Just stop.

>>28706723
That's a really nice picture.

Just needs to be like 5% horsier around the ears, maybe -5% around the eyes to compensate.

>>28714957
Save it, it's all yours my friend.

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It's the 10 cake commandments

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Do you think Celestia swings from right to left and left to right in terms of politics over time?
Would she support welfare state in one century and in the next one border on facist state?
You know, to keep things fresh and exciting

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>>28716395
I personally think that she does very little in terms of politics. Equestria seems to be so small and homogenous that most things, buisiness and governments alike, pretty much runs by themselves.

It would be funny to see a truly fascist Equestria.

>>28716639
Reminds me of an old short, auctually
>”Anonymous, what did you DO?!?”
“Which front?”
>”I was on vacation for two weeks! TWO WEEKS!”
“Correct, imperator!”
>Celestia moans. “Where’s Luna? She was supposed to be in charge here...”
“Legate Luna is currently directing army group south from the front, Imperator!”
>”I… When I said to play hardball with the griffon diplomatic party, this isn’t what I meant.”
“B-but Imperator! They impinged on your honor! Their ambassador commit unspeakable acts!”
>”He called me ugly, twice.”
“Yes! The spirit of war was ignited, conflict became inevitable, imperator!”
>”Anon, why do you keep calling me that?”
“We um, held a referendum after the war started. Luna told us about the olden days, and imperator’s one of your new titles”
>’SIGH’
“We’re also known as the ‘Empire of the Ever-Living Sun’ now, if you were interested.”
>”Anon, I specifically said to keep policy friendly.
“But I am!”
>”Really now.”
“If you’re friends with someone, you want what’s best for them, right?”
>”Okay…”
>Griffon leadership was decadent and corrupt! If I was really a friend to Griffons, I’d want them to be lead by the most benevolent, enlightened, and glorious figure I could think of! You!”
>”Annon, I…” Celestia let out a deep sigh.
“Imperator, do you need a tummy rub?”
>”Yes Anon. Thank you.”

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>>28716779
>>”He called me ugly, twice.”
If that's not a good reason to start a war, I don't know what is.

>>28717470
keked at the sign. If we ever have some big protest on campus, I might make something like that and waltz around.

>>28711473
I don't care if the ship is bad, this dude has some gorgeous art.

>>28718845
That's a big pony.

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>>28716639
In terms of domestic policy she seems very unattached, and leaves issues to local authorities for the most part unless something is important to garner her attention. Whatever she was doing was good enough to make that last millennium known for being "peaceful." And during that time, on foreign policy seems to have been fairly isolationist.

However, after Nightmare Moon, and especially after Twilight became a princess, she's suddenly been pushing a heck of a power play. She's practically annexed the Crystal Empire, and is almost blatantly planting Equestria-friendly leaders through the Mane 6's interventions and connections, establishing alliances, and grouping world leaders in "Friendship Summits" to define trade terms and helping to rebuild their countries after centuries or more of isolation.

I'd die happy if this was actually building up to something she was planning all along.

>>28718877
>All the kingdoms are the new Elements of Harmony
>Equestria is Magic
>Dragon Land now represents Generosity
>Changelings are now Kindness
>Griffons are Honesty
>Yaks are Loyalty
>Laughter has yet to show up

>>28718877
I mean it would be great and all, but suggesting that the current writing team could come up with this seems like bit of a stretch. Oh well.

Feels good not to be a flutterfag, am I right fellas?

>>28719459
And to think that the discord ships used to be bad here... I feel for them.

>>28668484

I want to fuck her so badly. I would rock her world. I would legit make her fall on her knees with pleasure after I fisted her and sucked her vagina completely empty.

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>>28719780
Shut up.

>>28719780
m8, you keep posting the very same thing here. It' just getting old. If it was original or funny, that would be a fair troll, but you'r just old. You either need new waters or new material, nobody round here much cares anymore.

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FIRE ER' UP, MAN

>>28719459

But I am a flutterfag.

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>>28720005
Sucks to be you.

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>>28720014

Nah not really. Shipfags are not fags to get bent out of shape about.

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>>28668484
>she's not at all fond of dull, boring social occasions, and was grateful to Twilight and her friends for livening up the evening
I want to slip a vibrating, magically remote-controlled toy inside her, and turn it on and off unpredictably all throughout the day to make her dull royal business more interesting.

>>28716395
I would be surprised if the concept of a political left and a political right existed in Equestria, as this political metaphor was born from the French Revolution here. I'm sure that Equestria has a whole host of political contexts that are different from our own.

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It's Sun-day!

And so on.

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>>28720228
*sniff* and so on, and so on.

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what vidya(s) do you fags play

Better question: what do you think would be the nicest thing you could do for Celesta?

>>28720548
I'd give her a massage, hugs and cuddles before giving her a creamy sponge cake.

>>28720548
make sure that her day off actually happens without having discord, parasprites, yaks or time travelling unicorns fuck it up

>>28720352
Lego legends
No I don't play Leonajust to meme people about the sun

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>>28720548

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OSEI

>>28720582
>>28720750
>>28721536
These three, in order. The best part is, the third could be done in anger.

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>>28722194
>you will never exterminate an entire race in her name

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majestic as fuck

>>28720352
Kerbal Space Program

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>>28722206
>You will never watch her enemies burn under a stream of super heated plasma
>You will never share a cold drink with her while the screams of thousands echo below

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>Celestia takes a wrong turn
>exits through the Castle Gift Shoppe
>has a meta moment of confused shock at the merchandise on display

>>28722844
steady on m8

>>28720548
see >>28720103

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Fellow disciples of the sun, I beseech your aid. Would any of you happen to have saved the Momlestia dialogue for Super Deepthroat? The original link is no longer functioning, but what I've seen of it from screenshots seems divine. I would ask in the Momlestia thread, but there hasn't been one for so long now. You are my only hope, now, I have searched everywhere.

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>>28722908
That's degenerate sex pervert talk, you degenerate sex pervert.

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>>28722923
You mean the dropbox links posted in the old threads? They're long since dead, anon. I don't even know what they contained, at this point. I'd be interested too if someone had saved what was in them.

>but there hasn't been one for so long now
Last one died not even 2 weeks ago.

What's the name of nightmare version of Celestia?

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>>28723108
Either Nightmare Star or Solar Flare.

>>28723108
Coronal Mass Ejection

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>>28723096
That's a long time to go without dearest mother.

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>>28723108
>>28723157
Coronal Mass Erection

>>28723108
Solar Flare, Nightmare Star, Daymare Sun... I've seen a few. First one is my favorite.

Although I'm not sure Celestia would "go Nightmare" in the same way Luna did - Luna seems to be the more openly emotional of the two, so it's logical she'd blow all at once in a big, showy way. Celestia, I think, would be more subtle if she turned evil - systematically enacting new plans to do what she sees as "right" in her typical methodical, working-in-the-background fashion.

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>>28723194
You mean, kinda like planting equestria-friendly politicians in places?

Using her student and her friends to strengthen political ties in such a way to openly change the surrounding kingdoms into more 'friendly' versions?

[Spoiler] Like she's been doing for the entire season [/spoiler]

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>>28723176
Point taken. Here, have a better picture.

>>28723194
>Daymare Sun

The worst thing i've ever heard

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>>28723194
>>28723215
...AND I LIKE IT

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>>28723215
>Promoting your country's policies in foreign neighbors
>Ensuring your subjects will never have to know war with a neighboring nation
That's not evil, that's typical foreign policy.

>pic related

>>28722928
What is that beautiful image.
Deus volt was the only good thing from this year.

>>28723215
But is this even evil? I mean, she's objectively improving these places. It's not even bad if it's a win-win in the end.

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>>28723108
Here's the official-ish version.

The "nightmare" part is kind of stupid, but Solar Flare works.

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>>28723176
I think it was 'decided' we'd wait until halloween to make the next one.

>>28723194
>Although I'm not sure Celestia would "go Nightmare" in the same way Luna did
I believe it should be even worse than NMM. Just imagine how many emotions and thoughts Celestia have bottomed inside after thousand of years living under her "mask" of wise ruler. She will literally explode.

As good a time as any to remind everyone of Fizzle's mini-story :)
someone post it so we can all feel it

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>>28723331
Let us see what was happening in each kingdom before she intervened
>Crystal Empire was being assaulted by King Sombra
>Celestia knew that she had to defeat him, yes, but in doing so there would have to be a new ruler
>Enter equestria-friendly Princess Cadence

>Griffonstone
>Lost their goblet
>The economy was in shambles
>The entire town was in disrepair
>They had no ruler
>Power vacuum
>Send in the friendship team to teach them the ways of friendship
>Possibly even elect a council of sorts

>Dragon Lands
>All dragons were recalled
>Luna and Celestia tell Spike to go
>Because the Dragon Lord is stepping down
>Power vacuum
>Enter Ember, Equestria-friendly dragon thanks to spike

>The Changelings rise again
>The entire hive gives their love to each other willingly, ousting their former queen
>Power Vacuum
>Welcome Thorax, Equestria-friendly king of the changelings

>The Yaks come to a peace conferance
>Who was scheduled to arrive?
>Celestia

Celly is the political grandmaster, she's been playing the game for millenia. And how did she rise to power?

Back during the Windigo crises, what happened once the tribes set aside their differences? No one knows.

But suddenly she was there during a power vacuum.

>>28723423
What now? Don't remember that one.
It's good to see some action in the thread though.

>>28723423
Which one? The following of the "siege of canterlot" thing whose picture was reposted for over a year?

>>28723302
>That's not evil, that's typical foreign policy.

I've always liked the benevolent Machiavelliestia headcanon. I just don't think it's in the actual show, and if it ever was, the writers who were doing it are gone and we're left with retards.

>>28723720
Could be that they're still doing it without being aware. What is pushing friendship on other nations, if not the spread of Equestrian values? The cutie map and Twilight's role are set up to promote those values abroad, whether the writers are aware of it or not.

>>28723761

Equestrian values are best values.

Equestria uber alles.

>>28717955
I need more Suns in my life.

Continuing from earlier post. This is all part of a longer running story, probably won't make much sense without the earlier stuff, so pastebin's at http://pastebin.com/u/Hobbes1914 if anyone wants it. I'm going to post a bit more soon, just putting up what I've got now since the place is active.
>>28682772
>Our little band headed back. The others talked about something, though I was simply lost in my own thoughts. The sergeant led our motley group in, and then we parted ways.
>I vaguely wondered if I’d ever see them again.
>Base camp was an energetic, disorganized, joyous mess. Ponies danced, sang, drank- there was more cider than I had ever seen before- all in wild celebration. I kept walking.
>It was a bit surreal considering my current predicament. A stallion guffawed in the distance, and I couldn’t help but remember the laughter of the dying hive queen.
>Probably best to stop by the royal quarters, make sure the princess was safe. Last I’d seen of her was back in the middle of battle, and I had been a bit busy falling out of the air to check up on her.
>It was a bit further through the crowd. I could spot a jubilant throng formed around Celly’s quarters, singing about something or other. I pushed past a few tipsy ponies and finally made it through the mass.
>That huge, striking purple tent. Purple, the color of royalty. Rest. Home.
>I stepped past a guard and into the tent. In front of me, Celestia and four other ponies were poring over maps and old tomes, arguing quietly about changelings. They seemed completely oblivious to my entrance.
>Celly looked a bit worse for wear with a few scratches and cuts, but she was still going strong. At least that was good news.
>I waited a bit longer, listening to the ponies going on about the changeling retreat. After the third proposed theory, I gave a polite cough, and heads began to turn.

Aren't you guys glad that Dislestia shipping is dead forever?

>>28723890
damn i didn't consider that, too busy making fun of fluttercucks. who's gonna break it to stepandy?

>>28723890
Quit trying to start shit.

>>28723919
What am I starting? Dislesita is sunk for good and I couldn't be happier. Fuck the autistic dislestiafags.

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>>28723890
Yeah, it was absolutely disgusting.

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>>28723890
somebody break out the sad song from Titanic