How would you convince your waifu to go to the annual ball with

>>28645023
I don't dance no more
Guilty feet have got no rhythm

>>28645023
>Maybe If I just be myself
That would be tricky.
How would you take her to the ball without leaving your basement?

>>28645023
>go to the annual ball with you
And I thought I had bad stamina.

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>>28645023
>Walk up to Apple girl
>Grab her by the pussy

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>>28645072

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>>28645036
*concern*

>>28645023
>Applejack
You think you can just flirt with another man's waifu? You think I'm some kinda skinny, white, cock-sucking, bitch, fruit-loop, dingus? Listen up ASS HOLE. Call of Duty Big Red One. Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Call of Duty World at War. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Black Ops 1. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. These are all advanced simulations that taught me to kill pussies like you with precision accuracy. So back the FUCK off.

>>28645034
Nice.

>>28645023
Dude, literally do anything other than be yourself, likeim not trying to disrespect orinsult you or anything, but DAMN you're a degerate, and there is no way that if you act you autistic, awkward, uninteresting, boring, NEET self that she would ever EVER even consider for one nanosecond that she would even go anywhere with you, i mean shit you could buy aj all the fucking apples in the world, and she'd sooner eat a pear than go to the ball with you
just dont be yourself and anon, you will do great things

>>28645023
I wouldn't.

Balls are for faggots.

>>28645023
I don't dance.

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>>28647817
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>>28645034
This.

I'd rather not.
Unless it's Equestria, in which case there's nothing better to do.