>Be transported into Equestria >You have 4 items of your

>>28641546
I don't know offhand, I usually zone out at work about this shit.
Though realistically, I'd spend my life in alienation barely being tolerated by the ponies because I'm a self hating autist.

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>>28641554
>Introduce Einstein's theory of relativity
>Introduce Newton's laws of physics
>Accuse Celestia and Luna of bullshitting their way to power
>Watch as world descends into chaos over these revelations

A vinyl of classical music:
>Gustav Holst
Books:
>Sun tzu the art of war
>The holy bible
>Picture book filled with images of great architecture and wonders of the world

>>28641573
But those don't work in Equestria you silly.

>>28641546
The Republic by Plato
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
A scientific encyclopaedia
A complete MLP DVD box set containing seasons 1 through 6.The best part is that they'd know it was about them but they'd never be able to see what's on it.

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>>28641546
>A giant bomb to nuke Equestria
>cyanure pills
>9mm pistol ready to shoot and kill
> Terror wave outfit

>>28641546
I'd bring a pair of underwear, suntan lotion, my blender, and a manga. I'd tell the ponies staring at butts is how people make and keep friends and spend my time staring at pony butts.

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>Trusty 250 2 stroke
>Tanker of gas
>kush
>mein kampf

>>28641546
4 items of my choice?
>Potion of Immortality
>Ring of Omnipotence
>Goblet of Unlimited Power
>My pony fleshlight

Mechanical pencil with plenty of extra led, I'm not gonna use a fucking quill and inkwell

A normal pistol just for self protection

A coffee maker, I love my coffee and I want to make it normally

Toilet paper, plenty of it. As we know, horses keep their butts clean automatically

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a mixtape of my favorite music
a book containing the entire history of the world
a a falcon named jim
and a book about making shit

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>>28641546
>a lighter
>weed
>clothes
>mp3 player
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>>28641546
My box of aviation books
A DVD copy of Borat
The musical workings of Smash Mouth
I'd also kidnap Drake and bring him

>>28644487

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>>28641546
the most advanced lathe we have that can produce other lathes of the same or similar make and tensile strength. A laptop, a solar charger that can handle it and the lathe and if not the lathe than the lathe must be capable of being opperated in a manual mode or applied to a different power source, like a kinetic gear train. and a copy of the gutenburg project.