>"Uhh...h-hey Anon..." >"It's been

>>28641353
Fine, I'll get you your money.

>>28641353
Yeah,can I borrow some bits to pay you back with?

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Fine. Take your stupid bits...
not sure why you need them though.

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>>28641353
That and more. Can I pay you for cuddles?

>>28641353
gotta pay the hospital bills huh

>>28641353
Let me pet you and stuff like that.

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>>28641353
>"Huh, oh yeah sure, Banana Stupid."
>slam door and leave her outside waiting

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>>28641389
Turns out Twilight won't do unicorn abortions for free...

>>28641409
When will this stop?

>>28641353
>Laugh in her face
>Keep laughing for a good several minutes, laughing louder every time she stammers trying to get a word in edgewise
>Eventually close the door and leave the soon to be destitute mother to her tears
If she can't even get child support from that deadbeat, what makes her think she can get a loan back from me?

>>28641415

Never. It's true and will happen.

It is a possible and reasonable ship. The reason it's spammed is just that, it could happen without anything being stretched too much. The baby thing probably won't ever happen, but a man can dream right?

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>>28641353
She needs every bit of money she can get now that she's a mother. So of course I give it to her no questions asked, I'm not a monster, it's for the kid after all.

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>>28641353
W-will an 'I'm sorry' suffice...?

>>28641353
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>28641353
Sorry Flutts I don't have it on me right now. You know I'm good for it. How bout sometime next week.

>>28641440
>there are actual cucks that support it

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>>28641353
"No"
>"ohh...well...
"Get off of my property Fluttershy..."
>"B-but my money?
"You bought stock Fluttershy, you didn't loan me anything."
>"But...you said an investment was like a loan..."
"Yes...like a loan, but it isn't"
>"Can...can I give it back to you then?"
>Anon slowly closes the door.
>"A~Anon ooh....I'll...I'll just come back later...."

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>>28641353
what bits?
>y-you know... the ones I gave you last saturday
I don't remember that
>ANON JUST PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME!
do you have proof about your claims?
>b-but you promised anon , I thought we were friends, I need that money and you have a lot
apparently we aren't you are trying to manipulate me
>you are a monster(cries)
you are pathetic (slams door)
*anon looks at the public
yes, you the one who is reading this,do you know what friendship is? I know what friendship is , the friends are the ones on my side, the ones who helped me since the beginning, the other ones are just bait for the ponies and humans who want to see me fall, accompany me through this journey and I'll assure you, you'll learn a thing or two about politics, look at the white sunnbutt in the news( shows you the news, it's celestia) she's going to fall and I'll be the new emperor

continue? y/n
I'll be kinda slow though

>>28641450
>shitposting
Delete this

>>28641353
"C'mon Flutters, you know I'm building a business here, that takes a little time."
>Squat down so I can look her in the eye, smiling reassuringly.
"I swear, give me a week, two at most, and I'll give you double what I owe you, I promise..."

>>28641472
>responding to shitposting
Delete this

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>>28641389
>>28641409
>>28641415
>>28641431
>>28641441
>"Anonymous, in the case of Zayquan Fluttershy Shaniqua-D'errel, you ARE the father!"

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>>28641496
>>28641472
>>28641450

>>28641459

I think you made a mistake in assuming a few things friendo.

>>28641497
>"I swears I only cames inside Rainbow Dash!"

>>28641505
>"You are (You)'d, GET IN THERE"

>>28641469

N, a million times n.

>>28641469
>continue? y/n
Never ask.....go home now kiddo.....

>>28641511
Nope, you are one. Stop living in denial.

>>28641469
NO.

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>>28641497
>Discord fw

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>>28641415
Either when you stop getting so buttblasted or when you getting buttblasted stops being funny

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>>28641353
>Tonk tonk tonk-
>You look up from your paper, and look to your door.
>Setting it down next to you on the sofa, you stand up with a pop of your bones, and mosey over to your door, and open it up.
>"G-good morning Anon..."
>The Pink mane, butter yellow Pegasus, softly grinds her foreleg into the dirt nervously.
>You notice the handle of something sticking out of a saddlebag, she's wearing.
"Fluttershy? What do you want?"
>"W-well, I loaned you fifty bits last month, that you promised to pay back three weeks ago, a-and I was wondering if I could get it now...?"
>You roll your eyes.
"You've been bugging me about this everyday! I told you! I'll get you your money! Celestia has been stingy with the welfare money. I don't usually have enough for groceries!"
>She looks around you to your 5-star lunch of escargot, butter steamed asparagus, and a porterhouse cooked in a butternut squash reduction, sitting on your coffee table.
"I-I got that from the dollar store! Mind ya buisness!"
>She whimpers.
"Now take your scary little yellow ass off my doorstep and leave me the fuck alone! I'll have your money next week!"
>You slam the door in her face angry she interrupted your peaceful afternoon.
"The nerve of this bitch. Trying to shake me down!"
>You take your seat, and pick up your paper-
>CRAASH
>Splinters of wood, and metal go flying in all directions, as you reflexively take cover.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
>"I'm s-sorry Anon, but I can't take that for an a-answer anymore."
>Fluttershy accompanied by two swole bears enter your home unwelcomed.
>She motions to the left bear with her head, who walks towards you, teeth bared.
>You can only stand there shocked, and scared shitless, as the bear effortlessly locks you in a full nelson.
>"I-it didn't have to come to this Anon. I-I just wanted my money."
>Using her wings, she opens the saddlebag, and takes out the mysterious handled item.
"Oh. It's a bat."
>A wiffle ball bat actually.

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>>28641353
>"No! I need these bits to make it rain on some whorses!"
>"Unless you want to be my whorse for the night..."

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>>28641746
Oh please. It's more of a slowly building agitation that will eventually lead to buttblasting. For now, the only whose getting buttblasted is my waifu. It hurts.

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>>28641760
>Your fear and anxiety swiftly dissipate, as you stifle laughter.
>You're wearing jeans first off, and Fluttershy has all the power of a sack of down.
"Pffft! What do you plan to do with that?"
>She puts it on the ground in front of her.
>"Roll em up boy...if you don't mind..."
>The right bear nods, and begins to roll your pants legs up carefully, but you're still not scared.
>Like her puny horse strength can do any sort of damage to you.
>You can hear the faucet in your kitchen squeak loudly, followed by the sound of running water.
"Hey! what are you doing?!"
>Fluttershy smerges from your kitchen with a glass of water, that she hastily pours on your legs.
"Da fuck?"
>Making sure every drop is on you, she picks up the bat, and smacks it across your moist legs.
>SMEK
"OW!"
>"Wh-where's my money?"
>SMEK
>You try to curl your legs up. This shit actually hurts!
>SMEK SMEK SMOOK
"Goddammit! Stop!"
>"W-where's my money?! Y-you got bits to but f-fancy steak, b-but you can't give me my money Sassafras?"
>SMEK SMEK
"GAAAAAAAH! YOU WHORE!"
>Fluttershy proceeds to go ham on your legs, red welts beginning to form.

>>28641854
I love this.

>>28641854
Oh god, please continue.

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>>28641353
Sure, I'll pay you back.

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>>28642222
Faggot. Wasted quads.

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>>28641469
>No capitalization
>No use of quotation marks
> Lack of punctuation
> Using run-on sentences
Go home kiddo, you suck.

>>28642222
You forgot to spoiler it. Also dem quads

>>28641854
A couple spelling errors there. Sorry for that guys

>>28641854
Why did you stop? Keep going.

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>>28642306
somehow that response is even funnier.

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>>28641469
He used both arrows AND asterisks.

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>>28642316

>>28642326
>"What a pleb."
>"Pass me the wine bong, Johannes."

>>28641854
>Anon gives back her 60 bits
>Fluttershy now has to pay Anon 50 bits to repair the door, 10 for medical bills and 50 grand in emotional damages

>>28641353
yeah sure flutterbutter, anyways 1000 bits ain't that much, but wait, now that I think about it, do you remember back when that bitch berryshine was harrasing your animals after drinking too much and I made her go away?, my services ain't free sweetheart, you know, being a bodyguard is hard business, so I'll have to charge you exactly 1500 bits for the special protection you received that time, don't you worry, I know you don't have much money so you can pay me the rest next week ok?, good, see ya flutternugget

>>28641353
>roleplay
MODS

>>28641353
Go ask Twilight and the abusive taxes she implemented since she became a princess

>>28644008
This isn't roleplaying,It's a wriefag prompt.

>>28641353
<3