You've been taken captive by Applepirate. She tells you that she and her crew plan on having their way with you and then making you walk the plank.
What do?
>>28636989
>have their way with you
Prepare body for rape
>>28636989
Enjoy my last moments of life. Not my waifu but it's better than nothing.
>>28636989
Why would she want me to walk on Plank?
>>28636989
I can't swim though.
Guess I'd try and bribe with some cucumber sandwiches.
>>28636989
Willfully participate in their orgy and do an Olympic-style flip off the board.
>>28637112
>She gets angry and throws them overboard
What now, Einstein?
>>28636989
Nothing because I'm not real
>>28636989
>Rape
>>28636989
>[plays kicking rad pedal steel guitar tune]
>>28637137
>cucumber sandwiches
>all according to keikaku
the bunyip comes and I ride it to freedom
>>28637275
Ah, but AppleSparrow predicted this
>"Fire the cannons!"
>bunyip dies
I would jump off board before she makes my wal the plank.
>wait a second?
>>28636989
Let them have their way with me then
>parlay?
>>28637137
They were secretly super buoyant cucumber slices. She played right into my hands.