> you will never kiss a pretty pony > you will never cuddle

>>28635383
The truth hurts. And it hurts bad.

>>28635383

Because you might do all those things with a nice human girl. We love these horses for their personalities. These girls exist out there, and are waiting for you.

>>28635383
You used a picture of Apple Fritter, that made it hurt twice as much.

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>>28635383
>tfw no pony gf

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>>28635383
I didn't need this feel.

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At least you don't have a waifu whose content is restricted to two stories and three pictures.

>>28635506
That's your own fault

That's so sad

>>28635383
She is doing that butt scoot things dogs do. She has an itchy butthole in this picture.

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>>28635383
There's something enchanting about that picture.

>>28635646
Nope. Itchy butthole.

>>28635506
Who's this little cutie?

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>>28635383
dont remind me

>>28635669
She should let me fix it then

>>28635669
I'd scratch it with my tongue.

>>28635730
>>28635723

Buttholes itch because of leftover poop anon. Stop being gross.

>>28635736
I fail to see how that's a problem when it comes to cute mares.

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> still no pony dating sim
> only a meet-and-fuck

>>28635789

Dating sims are shit anon. Play the IRL one and you will get to have real sex with real cute girls.

>>28635383
i think the reason equestria is so inviting to some people is because you start off with friends

you already know the mane 6 personally, they just dont know you (and they're inviting so that doesnt even matter)

equestria is basically the easymode of life, and that's what makes it hurt even more, that i wish for my life to be easier

damn

>>28635798
Real girls have never given me the time of day. I was bullied by girls everyday growing up. I can't look them in the eye

>>28635830

Are you fat, ugly, stupid or awkward?

>>28635841
Just awkward

Probably not that smart either

>>28635874

If you keep forcing yourself into social situations you will naturally acclimate to what is considered normal. Once you are more normal, and in a more normal situation your confidence will return. I know it is hard, but if you don't want to die alone and sad that is what must be done.

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>>28635442
>still believeing 3D is capable of love
I hate this meme.

>>28635906

She's waiting for you Anon. She wants to you to make each other happy, she wants to be fulfilled by your existance. She's kind and caring, and can see all the good in you, even when you can't. And she's real, Anon. She just needs you to fight through all the false loves to find her. She's worth it, I promise.

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>>28635736
This only caters more to my fetish.

>>28635442
3d women are disgiusting degenerates

>>28635442
I have a girlfriend man. I love her very much but my depression makes me wish I was living in equestria and that everything is okay. Relationships don't fix your problems and sex is overrated. It's just nice to have someone there.

>>28635930
Your seductions are as fantastical as our delusions.

Shoo, demon. You won't be leading any of these good young men to their dooms while I still draw breath.

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>>28635442
>We love these horses for their personalities
Exactly, they have personalities.

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>>28635442
>We love these horses for their personalities
It's more complicated than that. It's a hopeful thought, but I didn't fall in love with my waifu because she fit my preferences. It formed after watching over her as she lived her life for several years, and I found myself extremely emotionally attached to someone who I once didn't see anything special in. If I'm seduced by a 3D some day, it won't be in the name of my waifu, and until then, I'll be true to her, thinking about her feelings as I lie on my bedroom floor and mumble about how much it hurts that I can't get a firm grasp on those feelings or believe that I could possibly make her happy, even if she is there with me.

>>28635383
Maybe YOU won't.

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If you are that retarded, you shouldn't live

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>>28636470

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>>28636422
>This

Regardless of whether I will actually be with her or not, I will stay true to the girl I fell in love with. I will live a good life, one where she would be proud of me for living.

>>28635841
All three!

>>28635679
go to slave pony general and ask for Corona

>>28635930
>me
No. Maybe Chad Thundercock, and even then she would only care about his money, status, looks, etc. Take those away and she'll drop him like a sack of bricks. Life isn't like our Chinese cartoons, Anon.

Why bother with all that other shit,
Just fucc em'
>I Only say that to hide my pain

>>28637284
aww

>>28635442
>3dpd
>ever

>>28636532
Why're you here, redditor?

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>>28635442
This is the most infuriating bait ever.