How would taking fluttershy on a date go? Would it even be possible

>>28634726
ask Discord

>>28634726
>dating a taken mare
You disgust me.

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>>28634726
I want to shit on Butterhush's face.

>>28634729
>>28634731
>discoshy
disgusting.

>>28634736
>canon pairings are disgusting
Uh huh.

>>28634753
What canon pairing? He's just a friend to her, did you forget how hard she dunked him during the galla?

>>28634736
don't blame me, blame the show for making it canon

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>>28634755
>He's just a friend to her

>>28634770
She just drags him around by the dick but would never actually give him a lay and he likes her too much to force it with magic.

It would probably be awkward seeing as she's pregnant.

>>28634770
You say he's just a friend

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>>28634801
>>28634770
>any of the mane6 actually being pregnant on the show

>>28634755
I love how easy it is to shitpost about that pairing even though actual canon is clear is ain't happening. An OLDER man hooking up with a YOUNGER woman? On a feminists show? Good fucking joke.
>Inb4 40 year old Fluttershy bags a 20 something year old well built stud who she "owns"

>>28634726
IT would be awkward, quiet, and a little uncomfortable... If you were just going on a date without having met her before. If you two had history; it'd be less awkward. I'd say the hardest, but most simple part would be tryin to impress her. Just do as she does; be kind. She will take note. After that; who knows. She might want a second date, she might say you two work better as friends, or she just might not be up to the dating scene. I honestly think she would fall in the latter. I mean, unless you take the character development as canon, in which case the former two look more likely.

>>28634726
nu shy would just be an asshole the whole time

>>28634726
Pretty sure she's off the market, what with her being pregnant and all.

>>28636045
I love this meme. It triggers every secound anon ^:}

>>28634726
If you have a genuine interest in someone, you tend to find a genuine interest in their hobbies. Not every date has to end with getting laid. Some just end on a nice note, especially in the beginning.

If she drones on about animals, that's completely fine. I'll drone on back about animals and listen to her. People you like are cute when they get into talking about things they enjoy, after all.

>>28634726
used goods

>canon
kek

Watch Discord get a draconequus girlfriend in S7 just to shut up the autists.

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>>28634755
>J-just friends guys

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>>28634726
>wanting a mare already pregnant with a chimera
Now we're reaching a differentet level of cucking and being a nu-male

>>28634726
You wouldn't be able to take her on a date senpai. The only way you'd be able to form a romantic relationship with Flutters is to be her friend first and then let her come to her own decision as to how she feels about you. She has to be the one to make the first move towards a closer intimacy or you'd just scare her away.

>>28637260
And after that happened, this board will still you refer to you as "friendzoned" because you never fucked on screen. Discord is her trusted best friend but he's also a male who risked life to rescue her and her frineds. She blushed at that moment because she was impressed by that and the fact that his pheromones from his fur kicked in.

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>>28637229
Only Discord will ever see her make this face.

>>28637315
>futa

I recognize that bulge

>>28637229
You know if she didn't hug him back and blushed this woudn't be as much of a big deal as it is now.

>>28634753
>>28634757
>Seasons 2-6
>Canon

You need to seriously kill yourselves right now. You make me cry.

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>>28637360
>not comics or Equestria Girls
>canon

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>>28637360
>second half of season 1
>canon

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>>28637384
>any episodes not written by Faust herself
>canon

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Let's just push the whole Fluttercord thing to the side for now, though honestly I do like it.

I would just chat about animals over a salad with her, probably. Primarily about the animals that most other ponies aren't particularly fond of, like creepy crawlies.

>>28637458
I would probably have a tea time with her and go to the Gala or to the beach with her...oh wait

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>>28634726
Like this.

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>>28637695
Ponies are jerks, but not all of them.
Fluttershy is in the "not all of them" camp.

>>28637710
>nu shy
>not a jerk
OK

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>>28634726
I could see a comfy tea party or nature walk. I actually like talking about animals so her talking about all the magic creatures would be a nice way to pass the time. If I wanted to get on her good side I'd just be nice to her animals and friends.

>>28637695
Oh man I miss her drawings.

What her name again? Raridash something

>too shy to talk to Twilight in s1e1
>opens up when she sees spike

bring your dog or take her to the zoo or on a hike in a wildlife sanctuary.

bang. done.

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Her boyfriend would probably pop up, a bit pissed.

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>>28637899
>"Which became pretty silly after a while because it was raining a bit that day. Have you ever tried to catch a recently shaved cat in the rain?"
"Not recently, no."
>She puts down her cup.
>"Well, at the end of the day, she got tired so I scooper her up, took her right home, and spent then next hour drying her off.”
"I always thought dogs were the troublemakers, not cats."
>You bite into a pastry.
>"I guess it depends on their personality. Actually, dogs and cats aren’t that different, once you’ve talked to them for a while.”
>Noticing a small squirrel by your leg, you take a small piece of your cake and drop it next to him.
>Gleefully accepting his treat, the fuzzy monster tackles the piece of pastry and quickly digs in.
>"Oh...gosh."
"Hm?"
>"I wish you didn't do that, Anon."
>You feel an uncomfortable chill go down your spine.
>You were so close to not ruining this date.
"Why not? It’s not poisonous to him, is it?”
>Your date giggles, then points down to the floor next to you.
>Sure enough, about a dozen miscellaneous rodents, birds, and rabbits are by your feet.
>You can’t help but sigh as the yellow pegasus laughs a bit harder.
>”I guess we’ve got some company, Anon.”
>Shaking your head, you break up more pieces of your cake.
“Yeah…Thanks for coming, guys.”

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>>28638149
Oh fug nigga that's kawaii.
You better not stop there.

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I have done nothing but browse the Fluttershy tag on Derpi ever since that one shitpost.

>>28634726
>Daterape

>>28634755
Yeah.
Friends.

>>28636008
So? Gods fucked mortal women all the time in history.

>>28638465
What shitpost?

>>28639071
The one that said Fluttershy is pregnant.

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>>28636008
>>28639048
How do you think Alicorns were born?

>>28639681
>implying Candyass is a god

>>28634726
i would just rape her in the middle of the street

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>>28639703
Not viable, show already showed to have actual police pone.

>>28639701
>implying Discord isn't one

>>28640014
>Implying Discord is Celestia's father

>>28640053
>implying Celestia isn't both Luna's sister and mother

>>28634726
>before running off at any sign of intimacy?
She's not THAT shy, not anymore.

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>>28640168
Though she's still apprehensive about it, she's a bit more open to intimacy than before.
Though I am perfectly fine with a purely platonic relationship with Fluttershy