ITT: We list moments in the show that the "intended audience" would never have understood
>>28626716
thicc
>>28626716
The intended audience was children and their parents. I think mom and dad would get that.
>>28626726
doubt it honestly since if the kid was 6-10 when this aired, the parents were late 80s-90s kids
>>28626716
That painting is more detailed than the animation in there world.
That's kind of unsettling.
>>28626742
I was born in '87 and I watched Bob Ross when I was little.
And thanks for reminding me that most people my age are marrying and having kids.
>>28626774
Anytime, 29 year old man.
>>28626745
that's true
makes you wonder if there are intricacies of our world we will never be able to comprehend.
>>28626774
Look at it this way, you won't bring anymore innocents to this shitty hole.
>>28626716
>>28626745
It makes me wonder if discord is aware on some level that he's in a cartoon.
>Be artist anon in equestria
>Paint Twilight a bit more realistically than she appears in this world.
>She terrified of it and orders you to burn it.
>>28626807
This
Giving birth is a form of child abuse.
>>28626836
>You tell her you burned it, but you actually hide it in the safe under the floorboards in the guest room
>You continue secretly painting these pseudo-realistic paintings Chanel-style for another couple of years
>One day, burglar breaks into library and snatches your safe
>News reaches equestrian media of terrifying paintings and their realism
>Equestria as a whole begins to question their own autonomy
>The practice of true religion begins
>Equestrian versions of the Templar Order and ISIS form
>Peace is shattered for eternity
>>28626858
>Celestia starts a magical plague killing millions and blames it on you.
>All ponies unite against there true enemy;The humans.
>Twilight tells you the truth but also tells you that by exposing Celestia it would mean an end to the peace.
>You set off toward ponyville to tell pony's the truth.
>You though the snow for a while until the storm stops suddenly.
>Not just stopped, the snow appears to have frozen in mid air.
>That's when you notice Celestia standing in front of you with a calm look on her face.
>Of course.
"Out of my way, I'm going to ponyville."
>"You know I can't let you do that"
"You let me come through the portal, you knew were I came from, you knew the nature of your world."
>You take off your green question mark mask revealing your face to Celestia for the first time.
>She visibly flinches but regains her composer.
>May ass well look her in the eye for this.
"If you cared from the start, none of this would have happened."
>Her mouth tightened a little.
>"I can change almost anything, but I can't change pony nature."
"Of course you must protect your utopia. Whats one more body amongst the foundations?"
>You had a good life you guess.
"Well, what are you waiting for?"
>"........"
"Do it"
>"a-anon"
"DO IT!"
>Celestas horn ignites and shoots a beam at anon, he momentarily glows brighter that the sun before every molecule in his body separates in a flash.
>His mask falls to the ground beside the man shaped ash pile.