I can't handle it anymore. All my life all I've ever

At least livestream it, you attwhorse.

>>28626326
See you tomorrow, Lyra.

>>28626326
Enjoy your 404, you know why

>>28627257
well aren't you a sour sally

>>28626326
>Killing yourself because to can't achieve your insane fetishes

/mlh/ summed up in one post mares and gentlecolts

>>28627276
This is the future you choose, don't have the messenger, hate the overlords

>>28626326
>Kill yourself

>>28626326
If you kill yourself you go to gen 3.5 Earth.

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>>28626326
Enjoy the human world faggot

>>28627773
You monster posting handholds are illegal!

>>28627781
>drawing of handholds
>illegal

You live in some Saddle Arabian plot hole or something? This isn't a bucking picture of hoof holding or anything, it's just a bucking drawing. I bet you're one of those silly ponies that wants to outlaw cuddles on the net, too.
KYS

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>>28627221
go get your plushie and go to bed Lyra

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>>28626326
I know how it feels.

>>28627279
> Implying there are stallions on /mlh/
> Implying any of them want to watch a show for little colts anyway

>>28627773
This is a blue board! Take that pic to /trash/ where the humanfucker shit belongs.

>>28627739
Typhus is a hell of a disease, isn't it?

>>28626326
kys already dyke

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I know your pain.

People constantly ask me why am I always crying.
And even if I told them, they wouldn't understand.
"He's not real..."That's all the answer they need to know.
I'll never make him into my personal loving guard, and have forbidden love between royal and common blood, with him.

I'll never see him

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THEY ARE REAL AND I WILL MAKE HIM MINE!

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>>28630532
don't you have a world to be saving, twittle?

>>28626326
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>28626326
and then Lyra discovered "Bad dragon" human dildo and lived happily ever after

>>28632094
It is a stupid rule desu. There is no other place to do that.

>>28632153
What the fuck? I don't remember putting "Desu" there

>>28632153
>>>/trash/

>>28632287
>new

>>28632287
Ur new here

>>28632287
delet this post anon. you're just gonna get shit for it
if you know how

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>>28626326
Wow that's so pathetic to kill yourself over something so trivial. I'm glad I'd never do anything even nearly as stupid.

>>28632287
sm.h tb.h fa.m

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Where are the fapfics?
Humans are for sexual.

>>28631614
I wish my sex toy collection was this extensive...

>tfw you'll never feel your husbando's strong hands caress your mane.

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>>28632287

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>>28632287
>people will fall for this

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Sometimes I dream of nonconsentual cuddling.
Is something wrong with me?

>>28633313
You're a degenerate who's been here too long. Now there's no escape

>>28632287
dumb post t͏͏b͏͏h

I'm a human
AMA

>>28633969
do you have a weird-looking monkey dick

>>28633999
nmaybe

>>28634029
Could we.... See it?

>>28634036
yno

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>>28634041
Meanie.

>>28634050
>Falling for this obvious bait.
Dyke...

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>>28634080
Dyke... Funny word. I think Twilight calls Rainbow Dash that a lot when we talk about her.
What does it mean?

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>>28634080
I swear I'm a human, look at my hand

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me irl

>>28634187
Oh wow... You're pretty hot. Where did you get that dildo from?

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Hahahhahahah you faggots haven't made even a portal yet?
I'm the top of Celestina's class and I have a portal to earth. That's right.
>Inb4 you're lying.
Take a look at the photo /mlh/.
Good luck trying to get a stallion's wimpy cock to pleasure you for 15 seconds. As a refined mare, I'm gonna enjoy these hands for hours!
From T.S

>>28634201
>it's a "Twilight puts her photoshop classes to good use again" episode
Fuck off, Twilight. I can see you sitting on your computer from my room.

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>>28634201
Nice fanart.
You are just a cunt shitting up our thread.

And even if there WAS truth to your claim you would be a cunt for not sharing.
Cunt isn't strong enough. We would need to create a new word for somepony that keeps our husbandos from us.

>>28634287
thanks for the gif, my fetish is non-green bald anons

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>>28634300
You got some taste sister.

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I don't want to cum inside Anonymous. I want to cum on his hooves.

^:3c

>>28634389
>hooves
Fucking dyke.

>there are ponies that believe humans are real

>>28634429
>/mlh/ threads
>neo /mlp/
Kill yourself, you fucking newfag.

>>28634433
>he doesn't fuck his beautiful humans on a secluded farm

>>28634451
Shaved monkeys are not humans, Applejack.

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Newfilly here.
Those appendages of them seem to be usefull.
Like claws but more handy.
I've overheard an orange mare talk about backscratches she got with claws.
It sounded heavenly...

>>28634466
>you will never have your back and ears scratched by a human
Feels bad mare.

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>>28634433
wasted double dubs

also rate my oc

>>28634499

>>>/neigh/ddit

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>>28634484
My heart can only take only take so much

>>28634429(Can)(Kill)(Yourself)(Whenever)(You)(Are)(Ready)

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>>28634499
pff, pretty unrealistic
take a look at MY oc

This meme is so fucking stupid it hurts.

>>28634609
Are you upset zigger?

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>>28634609
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>28634209
Wait, who are you?!
Get off /mlh/!
I'm alone in the castle! Get out of here stalker!

>>28634209
Spike, quit using all the castle's bandwidth, that shit's expensive

>>28634657
I dont stalk you, you purple fuck. Maybe you should close your curtains for once? I can see you masturbating with your toys every night.

>>28634694
Pics or it didn't happen

>>28634704
I dont make pics of your disgusting purple slit, you sick narcissistic fuck.

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>>28634657
>>28634704

>>28634710
>Colt on the internet
dick or gtfo

>>28634773
>If he atleast had a hot monkey dock instead of that miserable sheath.

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>>28634788
>Wanting a HMD over a stallion
They're like, way smaller than a stallions though!

>>28634814
But stallions only last for maybe two to four minutes, though. I would rather like a longer fuck with a smaller dick than a shorter fuck with a bigger dick. Heck... Most stallions never managed to get me off while the rutted me.

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>>28634814
Okay lets leave the obvious reasons aside for the sake of the argument.

1. They are much taller so their dicks should be roughly the same size. (Measured by comparing apples.
2. The angle. Stallions use merely 50-70% of their lenght because of the way they mount.
Humans on the other hoof can use almost the full length.

Get off my bord normie dyke.

>>28634863
Most stallions dont even care how deep they go. They just pump it a few inches until they cum... By Celestia... I hate them

>>28634429
>bait
never change /mlp/

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reminder

>>28634438
>/mlh/ preceded the Scruffening
gb2/poychan/ newfag

>>28634433
>>28634451
>>28634461
>>28634466
>>28634484
>>28634499
>>28634507
>>28634517
>>28634571
>>28634612
>>28634629
>>28634657
>>28634689
>>28634694
>>28634704
>>28634709
>>28634710
>>28634773
>>28634788
>>28634814
>>28634856
>>28634863
>>28634964
>>28636024
>roleplaying
neo-/mlp/ never ends.

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>>28636098
I know this is bait and all, but I still think I outta tell you to fucking kill yourself

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>>28636098
>sperging out this hard
never change /mlp/

>>28636288
Obama is best Prince.
>You will never stand by your prince and watch him rule the most powerful nation on earth. Or get hilted with the black monkey dick

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>>28636311
You could always get a mlh real doll

>>28636098
>wat do and /mlh/ threads are neo-/mlp/
Since when did 2013 newfags start thinking they were oldfags?
This was the only board that regularly allowed role playing you fuckwit. Besides
>obeying the rules on /mlp/

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>>28634571
I want to make my OC in the style of the 'Rick and Morty' fanfiction, anypony have any tips for how to make the character original? And not just a "white skin with black hair" OC everyone overuses.

>>28634429
ur a faggot

>>28636024
BUCK YOU!

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I'm gonna do it

>>28638891
How would your husbando think about that?

>>28632287
Sure you didn't.

I want him to ride me. *wink*

>>28638891
typical unicorn pulling a tiny, impossible to use with hooves trigger; not jumping out a 2nd floor window 20 times like a proper hardworking pony.

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>>28639628
Would you jump over a fence with your husbando on your back if he wanted to?

Hey I just got transported into this world. Where can a human find a job around here?

>>28633023
Humans are a proud noble race!

Who are definitely for sexual

>>28640297
Whats with those baits all the time?

>tfw knights will never come to Equestria and show ponies what true loyalty is
>tfw jesters will never show us how to really laugh
>tfw poor beggars on the street will never inspire true generosity in us
>tfw inventors and mad scientists will never outshine magic and put unicorns in their place
>tfw humans will never spread their values instead of keeping it to themselves and only bothering to leave their pretty crystal castle to help some people who were already good friends to stop bickering like good friends do
Not that I'm attacking the elements of harmony or anything. I love you guys, really. Please don't hurt me.

>>28641692
The ice is thin.
Tread carefully.

>>28640553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqZc6rY6Is

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>>28641731
>be me
>talking to Rainbow Dash the other day
>my power level is too great, reveal myself
>"Oh my Celestia, Anon, MLH is for little colts. What are you gay?"
>mfw I just ruined my chances to get into the next elements of harmony orgy

>>28641692
>tfw inventors and mad scientists will never outshine magic and put unicorns in their place
No matter what your stance is on the UQ, you have to admit that an industrial revolution and its consequences would be a disaster for the pony race.

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I'm detecting suspicious activity.

We would have it be known that MLH is based upon true stories, as told to us by Anonymous in the time before our banishment.

Though he is gone, we would have him and his people be remembered in some fashion, and we feel he would approve of our decision to do so through a television show.

He spoke of movies and television from his home often, and was dismayed to learn that we lacked any of our own in the time he was with us.

He is thus far the only human ever known to walk Equestria, though rumors persist that there have been others, both before, and since.

To this day, we do not understand how he came to Equestria, for he could not explain it himself. Nor have we been able to devise a way of opening a portal to the human world. Though not for lack of trying...

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>>28642800
If you're also smelling shit, it's probably just your upper lip from all the mod asslicking you do.

>>28642904
Nah m8, I only smelled that after entering an unstructured roleplay thread ;^)

>>28642887
>yfw the original Anon was such a great historian that he knew the ins and outs of every culture the world had ever seen to such an extent that even the thousand year old memories of his stories is enough to create a tv show retelling the entire history of the human race
What an amazing man.

>>28634429
Oh no! People are having fun! Stop then anon!

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>>28642914

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>>28643055

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Very suspicious.

On a side note, why does it feel like everything is going to fall apart pretty soon?

>>28640010
>there are ponies on this board who don't have a steeplechase fetish

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>>28636328
want one

>>28645350
It was only 10,000 bits, and worth every single one, IMO.

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It hurts

I wish I was fictional

>>28646905
we are in equestria

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>>28645128
>you and your human husbando will never win first place in a steeplechase
it hurts

>>28642887
DEEPEST LORE

>>28647161
You make me doubt my fetishes here.
Do I want them taller than us? Do I want them smaller?

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>>28636311
>best prince
>obama
not this hot hunk of steamy presidential loving.

>>28640297
pics or it never happened, don't think we are easily fooled, newfoal.

>>28647616

Big
+Strong humanbando to protect you
+Will be the big spoon to keep you warm at night
+Can carry you if your a particularly pooped pony
+Able to reach the top shelf without magic
-Probably too big to fit in your bed/house
-If there are mean humans they could easily overpower you and push you around with their superior size.

Small
+Cute lil' humanbando to protect
+Can cuddle like a teddy bear
+Small enough to carry, which most humans would apperciate and can sate any fetishes for being treated like an human world equine you may have
+Able to get into small spaces
-More fragile
-YOU'd probably be too big to fit in their bed/house
-Small includes a small dick

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>>28648218
-If there are mean humans they could easily overpower you and push you around with their superior size.

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>>28648218
Either way: WANT

>>28626326
You realize that you're livestock to them, right?

Never ever.

>>28648917
Heathen! Our love is true!
He would never harm me in a way I woudlnt want

>>28648917
that's kind of hot