>"An intruder! Quick! Capture that green monkey and take

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>>28625918
Jump out the nearest window.

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>>28625918

>>28625918
>Takes out dick.
I am ready for Nightmare Moon.

>>28625928
Adding to this, try to get away, then jump out the nearest window. Can't let those bitches see you, cause then they are just going to follow.

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>>28625937
>Get's killed instantly.

Well, was it worth it?

>>28625918
I have to start doing raptard screeches and humping my hand

Then they'll think I'm retarded and not consider me to be a threat

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>>28625942
I don't care if they see me, I know I'm fucked if they bring me to Nightmare moon, so I'll just get back up and parkour tf out of there.

>>28625918
Stick my thumb in her ass

>>28625918
>What do?

Take one of my hands and place it on top of my head, using my fingers to cover my face like a midevil helmet.
Take my other hand and point my finger at the guards.
Begin to charge at them like we are jousting.

>>28625918
>rape

Stand still.
Ponies can't see you if you stand still.

I have prepared myself for this moment.
>Cover eyes.
>Can't see the ponies the ponies cannot see me.
>Effectively invisible now.
>Run blindly for the exit.
>This is flawless.

>>28626047
yeah but what if they run blindly for you and spread out and one of them runs blindly towards the wall and catches you and grabs on and then shouts that she's found you and opens her eyes so she can see and be seen and the others all open their eyes and run over to her and swarm you??

Kick rainbow dyke in the cooter and effectively break her hymen. With my dick

>>28626069
If I keep my eyes closed they will see her grabbing nothing.

>>28626082
yeah but they can see what her hooves are wrapped around and grab in that direction until they have you

>>28626069
>>28626082
Then give her crotch tits a nice squeeze, and escape as she gasps with surprised pleasure.

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>>28626096
Oh shit you're right

>>28626047
>>28626069
>>28626082
>>28626096
>>28626109
>>28626134
That settles it, we need a new plan. What if we killed them all?

>>28626173
eh, its not the main timeline, its a what if. besides, its not like anyone is gonna miss rainbow dash, rarity, or rarity's tapestries.

>>28625918
Throw a carpet at her.

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>>28625918

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>>28625918

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>>28625937
>>28625956
>>28625979
>>28626079
>>28626109
the only logical options; other anons are wrong

>>28627236
What good would that do?

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>>28625918
I got enough pocket sand for all yall nightmare fags

>>28627525
Depending on the size it will distract her for hours eating it.

>>28625936
best post

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>>28625918

>>28625918
>Grabs AA12.

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This is why I always carry a zorb ball.

>>28627570

I came here to post that. Good man.

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>>28627831
>filename
cheeky cunt