Sunset Shimmer Thread

>>28604990
Why are girls the best artists?

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>>28605022
Usually new threads get much more traffic

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Despite not having a squiggle, I think this is still one of the best works of art ever done for Sunset.

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>>28604990
Is the robot story going to continue?

>>28604990
Why do guys love SS?

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>>28605328
She's a bad bitch.

>>28605416
Why does this reminds me All dogs go to heaven.

>>28605760
I trust you SS to the very end.

>>28605834
She will turn into a shee deemin

>>28606339
Then I shall become a demon as well

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Not much love for Sunny today

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>>28607011
Very strange.

>>28607028
Posting a crying Sunset itt should be a bannable offense

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>>28607269

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>>28607269
Shimmy's all better now.

I'd just like to take this time to shed some light on my opinion regarding the character known as "Sunset Shimmer."

What I mainly want to get across is the fact that I wholeheartedly believe that she is the greatest character that has ever graced the series of My Little Pony. This great franchise has gave to many great characters over the years, and each character has its own place in the lore and fanbase, but Sunset Shimmer is something else altogether. I need not explain her entire story, but the effect of her story - which effectively make her out to be one of the greatest - no - THE greatest character in the entire franchise. Going from her introduction to her reformation and to who she is know, the one character who manages to effectively represent the trait they are supposed to represent - a highschool girl - and one being in a position where she herself finds it necessary to spread friendship and love others. She's the most "real" character out of them all, and everything about her personality and life goals just goes into her being the greatest character.

Thank you for your time.

>>28607385
/Thread

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>>28607522

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Well guys it was a nice movie. I'm heading out, see you next fall.

>>28607641
We're getting "specials" pretty soon though

>>28607649
Then I'll be back when specials trailers begin to drop.

>>28607742
K. See ya tomorrow

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What the hell, guys?
Did all the Shimmerfags plan a gathering and not tell me or something?

>>28607812
"I miss the vanilla sex."
>"Too bad~"

>>28608260
>"Now grab the tire iron"
"Sunset, can we at least do it on a bed this time? The train tracks are starting to chafe my back"

>>28608509
I feel like the coloring of them should be switched. Sunset with the red and Twilight with the purple

>>28608141
Most of the board is in the anniversary stream

>>28608621
Ah, makes sense.

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Seems Ishi is on board with empathy too.

https://twitter.com/ishiH3Art/status/784841780692942848

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>>28609438
Ayy

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>>28609438

>>28609438
Well, it's confirmed.
Shes the element of Empathy
Thanks for getting that, Anon

>>28609438
Meghan said that back at a con after RR premiered
now the question is, is there the EoH of empathy on the pony side of the mirror?

>>28610018
I'm not sure. We would need to ask more questions

>>28610018
Glim Glam.

>>28610332
no, Pony Sunset in S7 will

>>28608509
puts some damn pants on

>>28610344
no, they need to take them off
it's a nude camp after all

>>28610332
Starlight is not an element nor a member of the main cast

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>>28607794
How did you know?

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>>28610366

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>>28605416
Yeah she's good at being bad

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>>28610525
She's also good at being good

>>28610525
She's good at giving me a boner

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A whole day with barley enough love for Sunset to keep the thread bumped.

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>>28611742
I suppose people are busy with the anniversary.

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>>28609438
EMPATHY

>>28610332
Dohoho. Look I like Glimmer, but she is definitely not empathetic.

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Sunset is jumping up and down!

>>28612319
Sunset is standing still!

You know, I think Sunny was one of the better things of the past two movies.

And that's saying something with her protege and friend, and the whole magic leak thing.

I would definitely hold hands with Shimmy.

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>>28612421
Sunset has always been the only good thing about Equestria Girls, though

>>28612426
There's been a few other things, but she's the best.

>>28612426
Nah. Overrated, yes

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I need Sunny in S7. Even in cameo role.

>>28613255
I need Sunny in S7. Even in cameo role.

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>>28613290
You too?!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3ClECuc4Q

>>28609438
Sunset is the Element of Empathy
As opposed to Discord, who would be the Element of Entropy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnT9Fb6qug0

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>>28614477

>>28614089
I want to hug those arms

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who wears short shorts?

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I want to cum with Sunset Shimmer.

>>28616111
Trips confirm, Sunset wears short shorts.
>>28616147
>Implying shes not gonna cum inside you
Sunset is the Russia of MLP

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Let's tweet the dumbest questions at Ishi Rudell and see how he reacts
Anyone else wanna join? It can't be just me.

>>28616490
I already tweeted something dumb. You guys gotta join me.

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>>28616511
Don't have a Twitter account

>>28616627
Make one and tweet something dumb at him.
I asked him "If Sunset watches the sun set, is it stalking?"

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>>28616653

>>28616653
Oh shit is mojot drawing again?

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>>28616833
We need more FG leggings pics.

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>>28616874
Looks like it

>>28616886

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>>28616937
Now that's what I like to see, it's really the best fetish to have because you can get away posting it here.

>>28614477
so...is discord the energy that is unavailable because he is the one that produces work? that's retarded is discord lost in the movement of his magic? sheesh

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>>28616960
All porn can be found in derpibooru.

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>>28617194
I know, naked Shimmies are great, but nothing does it for me like a suggestive clothed photo of Sunset.

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>>28617250
She does have a pretty great butt.

>>28617441
Anyone have that gif of her attempting to pick up the sunscreen bottle with magic and failing humorously?

Sunset Jimmer

>>28617194
I digress.

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To all of you on this board defending my honor, thank you so much! I will never forget your friendship!

And to those of you who I've upset, in any way, who still don't like me...

Then, from the bottom of my heart......
l'm sorry

>>28617650
Dumb glimmerposter

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>>28617650
You're welcome...?

>>28604990
i've seen this face before but i cant put my finger on it

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When we last left our mini Shamwows...
>If we do it this way, all the pieces will be within reach and it'll be done much faster!
>That's great and all, but this was supposed to be just the two of us.
>No need to thank me.
>I wasn't.
>Sunset, be nice, we could use the extra hands.
>Fine.
>AWWW YEAH!!
>Sheesh, could you at least tone it down a bit?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3MFBzMH2o

>>28617650
it's just the shit you like, stop being dramatic you autist

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>>28617756
>I got this last piece needed for the next step, right here!
>That's nice RD.

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>>28617801
>Look at that, they fit snugly. I bet I could hit it and it wouldn't break!
>Rainbow, please don't.

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>>28617845
>I got the next set of pieces right here.
>Good. Rainbow, would you mind getting the set after this one ready while we organize these?
>Sure thing, Sunset!

>>28605328
Ever since Applejack became shit thanks a million writers she's the most pragmatic of the group.

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>>28612421
>holding hands
If you're going to do such lewd things, you best make an honest girl of her.

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>>28618685
>Sunset wifer
Sweet, now I get to post this cute ass pic.

>>28618220
>paper mario whoosh effect

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>>28618993
>cute ass pic
The fuck are you talking about. Those are some fucking grotesque proportions.
I feel personally insulted anyone would draw Sunset with linguini arms and a giraffe neck like that.

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>>28617889
>So this is how they're supposed to go when layered.
>Hey, Rainbow, you doing okay back there?

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>>28619397
>Actually, I'm gonna need Sunset's help for a few minutes
>Okay, I guess. But hurry back, I need help getting this piece on the other one

>>28619446
I like how you gave each Shimmy a different personality on RD

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>>28619446
>What is taking so long?! I had to put this part on there all by myself!

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>>28619591
>Casual scissoring

>>28619591
Hey, what's going on back th-OH LAWD.

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>>28619591
>[lesbian noises]

>>28619627
>High impact sexual violence

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>>28619627
>Bad Sunset. Bad Rainbow. we're SUPPOSED to be getting this project done
>But Sunset.
>I don't care, Sunset. You're supposed to keep it in your skirt!
>Sorry.
>Rainbow, go back there and face the wall.
>But I really did want...
>I don't care, do it now!

>>28619691
>>Rainbow, go back there and face the wall.
>Mommy Shimmer

>>28619700
>tfw Sunset will never breastfeed you

>>28619719
K that's weird. Ita one thing to love her acting motherly towards her friends but wanting to suck milk out of her is completely different

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>>28619732
I just love her that much.

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>>28619719
I'd rather not think of her as my mother figure.

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>>28619691
>Now, Sunset, you do know why I had to do that, right?
>Yes, she was distracting me from our project.
>Correct. Lets get back to it. This is already taking a long time, and we're not even a third of the way through.

>>28619758
You know, I think Sunset deserves a spanking for wasting time. She needs a punishment like Dash

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>>28619768
Bad Anon.

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>>28605416
>She's a bad bitch

>>28619790
IM SORRY. It sucks cause I have a humiliation fetish but I don't ever want to hurt Sunset or make her cry. Shes my queen. IM CONFLICTED. FUUUUUUU

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>>28619796
https://youtu.be/45Q4Zk3CN8k?t=1:04s

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>>28619758
>Now where is the next... Hey, Rainbow. What did I just tell you?
>Uh-oh.

>>28619768
once I figure out how to pose them like that I will.
they're somewhat limited on articulation.
there's a reason why I have them on their knees most of the time
so damn top heavy, and not in the good way

>>28619874
Sunset better get a good cuddling session afterwards.

>>28619912
Look, mate. Breaking the rules requires some form of punishment and spanking is perfect. She will be cuddled after but she must learn her lesson.
also, I'm horny

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>>28619929
Great.
Just another for the shamefap folder.

>>28619042
Jesus Christ fuck off with the frogposting

>>28620017
When it comes to using Sunset in my humiliation fetishes, I usually just don't let any pain come to her or take things to exteremes like public use. That's fucking disgusting. I just imagine crap like her skirt falling down during a presentation in class or Celestia having to spank her in her office. Nothing too harsh. You shouldn't feel ashamed. Its who you are. You can't change that.

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>>28620055
I just really hate seeing her hurt. I feel like a complete scumbag if I fap to pictures of her getting spanked. It especially hurts because it'd likely be pre-RR if it happened, which means no one there to comfort her.
On a sort of related note, all the hardships she's faced in the movies... it feels terrible knowing that there's nothing I could have done about it.

>>28618220
>Let her RIP!

>>28620135
Buddy, spanking barely hurts. Especially when you're an adult.
I hate seeing her hurt but spanking is usually ok. If there's tears, that's a deal breaker for me though.
I love seeing her humiliated in ways like I said in >>28620055
But I'm a bit ashamed because I don't like making her feel bad.

>>28620135
>>28620154
In rare times, I find great pics that cross both of my fetishes. Her and humiliation. I found one of her sitting on a desk in class, panties and skirt around her ankles, legs in the air, fondling her pussy but she had these piercing bedroom eyes showig she loved it.

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>>28619874
>Rainbow, You're being a distraction for Sunset, so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, okay?
>...
>Don't be that way, we just need to get this done.

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>>28620055
spanking doesn't have to hurt, some girls like having their butt slapped in a playful way

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>>28620044
Acting like that is only going to provide me you fucking cuck.

>>28620202
>The sexual tension in this telenovela is palpable

>>28620214
Unfortunately, nearly all spanking pictures featuring her are punishments.

>>28620228
Hey, she did destroy the school, attempt to kill Twilight and mind control all the students. I say a spanking is quite a small consequence for what shes done.
She needs some form of punishment

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>>28620228
start requesting for playful spanking in the draw threads

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>>28620247
Repairing the school wasn't punishment enough?

>>28620255
Playful spanking doesn't really do anything for me.

>>28620290
For attempted murder, treason, thievery, destruction of public property, kidnapping, blackmail, mind control and slander.
No, Sunset. Repairing the school wasn't enough.
Normally, that's enough for a life sentence

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>>28620375
Fuck you, give her a pussypass

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>>28620560
She knows what she did is wrong and she should be happy to get off with such a light punishment.

>>28620586
What I don't understand is why you want her to be punished at all.

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>>28620626
He's probably over if those perverts that gets off on abusing girls

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>>28620202
>Fine, I'm leaving.
>Come on, Rainbow. Don't be like that.
>No. you're right, I'm just a DISTRACTION!

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>>28620980
>I think you hurt her feelings.
>Nah, she just needs to cool off.
>I hope you're right.
>Let's, just get back to work, okay?
>Okay.

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>>28621031
that's it for now
I'm exhausted and gotta work in a few hours, so I need a some sleep

so anyone have a guess as to what they're building?

Which state would Shimmer live in?

>>28621743
Utah

>>28621743
Texas

>>28621775
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

>>28621800
Jesus Christ
Shove it up yer ass.

>>28621743
The one with the most beautiful sunset
California, of course

>>28620626
>>28620744
BECAUSE SHE STILL BROKE THE LAW.

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>>28621911
>Because you'd be in jail

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>>28621815
Calm down there Ghost.
https://youtu.be/Za60xMBcedM

>>28620626
>>28620744
>>28621911
Just because you love her, doesn't exempt her from the law. In all fairness, she would return to Equestria to face punishment from Celestia, but due to their history, I wouldn't be surprised if Celestia pardoned her.
She broke the law and being a cutie doesn't excuse you from the consequences.

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>>28621815
I bet you're a melting pot of friendship

>>28621987
Get off or thread if you dint think Shimmer is infallible and deserves immunity.

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>>28622009
>Get off or thread if you dint think Shimmer is infallible and deserves immunity.
At the end of EG, she showed no sign of actually wanting to change and, after fixing the school, Twilight should have sent her back to Celestia and have Celestia decide her punishment if she didn't pardon her.
Stop thinking with your dick. Shes cute and we know now that she wanted to change but in all fairness, she should have gone to face retribution from Celestia like any other attempted criminal

>>28622057
Honestly I just want to see sunny get some closure with celestia.

>>28621941
Based Donald

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>>28622079
Just from the few lines of dialog from Celestia about Sunset, I already feel like they had this mother-daughter bond.
There are multiple theories about why they haven't reconciled yet.

>>28622089
Very based, i'm still reeling from last night, did not expect that.

>>28622099
He says that and is then expected to say something nice about her at the end

>>28622155
Sunset looks like a French fry

>>28622107
And he managed that too, very well done.

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what the fuck is everyone talking about?
I go to bed for a few hours and we're talking about Trump?
I thought this was a SUNSET SHIMMER thread?

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>>28622303

>>28622303
>That gif
Sunset is seriously an angel.

>>28622322
Sham Blam

>>28622303
I'm latin american, how triggered are you

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>>28622390
I'm a mixed nigga, so not really. We're all here to love Sunset Shimmer.

>>28622390
I'm the one you're replying to, I'm white
I don't follow the news or politics because it's all biased information and the government rigs everything
I won't go into it further because this stuff belongs in /pol/

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>>28622621
There was a wormhole created over at /pol/ once Trump won the candidacy and I was brought here. I've been partaking in these threads ever since waiting for my chance to return to my precious board once more. As for now please bear my low tier Shimmer posting. I'm still getting accustomed after these past few months.

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I want to sneak into Twilight and Sunset's tent, pull up a chair, and watch Sunset sleep.

>>28622949
Edward Cullen?

>>28605451
"You guys.... had sex."

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Sunset deserves love no matter what.

>>28623522
THE TRUE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP!

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>>28624020
What's up bro? what are you gonna do?

>>28624075
Seriously,kill yourself already you frogposting faggot.

>>28624099
I came.

>>28624199
I saw.

>>28624225
I died

>>28624199
>>28624225
>>28624250
Why does this general always devolve into politics?

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Shitposting is not welcome in the holy thread of Sunner Bunner

>>28624296
I wanna glaze her buns.

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>>28624307
I want to marry and have children with her.

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>>28624330
>Wanting kids

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>>28624341
>not wanting kids

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>>28624357
>Wasting money

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>>28624296
I love her pants.

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>>28624341
>not wanting to have tiny little ponychildren with Sunset

>>28624371
>investing is wasting

>>28624330
my nigga
I hate kids, but the thought of having them with her fills me with a joy I never thought I'd experience
then reality sets in and is ripped out of my chest because she isn't real

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>>28624375
I love her.

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>>28624379
>Wanting to shackle yourself to humans youre legally responsible for that drain your money.

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>>28624402
>not wanting to bring Sunset a lifetime of joy and fulfillment

>>28624341
>>28624395
not wanting or even hating kids is an anti-natural meme. Darwin awards for everyone successfully employing it :^)

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>>28624437
Sad that she never got to wear it

>>28624426
>Implying she would want kids
She seems quite independent, senpai

>>28624436
>hating kids is a meme
No, kids are fucking annoying and stupid
I even hated myself when I was a kid and cringe all the time at how I acted then.

>>28624437
Tbh, the model is terrifying and the outfit is ugly.
I'm glad she didn't wear it

>>28624460
>independent means that you never ever want to settle down and have kids
wew lad

>>28624436
I guess hating the kids IS a bit strong, it is the PARENTS fault for not raising them right after all
I guess I should have said that I hate bratty and misbehaved kids

>>28624460
you've seen how motherly she is with her friends, I'd be fine to be a stay at home dad

>>28624477
She said she wants to travel. You can't do that with kids. And if you do, its not nearly as enjoyable.

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>>28624493
>books
>canon
W E W
E
W

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>>28624493
>not having adventure kids

>>28624484
I would hate for a great Monday like hers to be wasted as a stay at home mom. Id love to be the stay at home father. It would pain me to see her restricted to just raising kids. Would be so much wasted potential.

>>28624437
I still would.

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>>28604990
I don't why but I like to think that Sunset takes out her anger by having road rage.

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>>28624627

>>28624375
Wait why is Midnight Sparkle about to hit Sunset with the Styles Clash?

>>28624900
I think it would be cute if the Sunset Cosplayer had a little Anon plush and carry him around the cons/ takes pictures with it

>>28624155
Sup Reddit

>>28624994
>posting facebook frog
>calling others reddit
lmao

>>28625085
>>28624994
You're both idiots.

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>>28625319

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>>28624155
Did another edgelord try to outfrog me and get his post deleted?

>>28624375
Good lord now I need a new pair of pants.

>>28625319
Yeah they should fuck off and leave the frogs to me. I'm the dankest memer of the Shimmerfags

>>28624392
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>>28624477
>You have known Sunset ever since High School.
>Occasionally conversed with her during classes, never really gave her much though. She was pretty much one of those girls whom you knew but never thought about going further than the boundary of friendship with.
>But she came up to you one day.
>With a puppy dog look in her eyes, lilies in her hand and a question to ask.
>She wanted to be your girlfriend.
>You said yes, grateful for the offer and not wanting to end up like that guy in that... other story.
>Date her for a few weeks; everything was going swell. In fact... REALLY swell.
>You were always warmer with her, and you felt better the more you were around her.
>The relationship lasts past High School, and spans into college.
>Times get tough, but you and Sunset stick together through the tough times and keep eachother happy.
>Spending occasional special night together to relieve the stress and sprinkle a little bit of happiness back into your lives.
>She was there when you needed her, and you were there when she needed you.
>The relationship bloomed into something that... simply got you through the day.
>There was not the slightest hint in your mind: you LOVED this girl.
>And you still do, just as infinitely much as before.
>The two of you are now happily married, living together. Just the two of you so far. Life is great when you have eachother.
>She comes up to you with another question.
>It's about having kids.
>She wants to give it a try.
>You have never been entirely sure regarding whether or not you could handle supporting a child. You've heard storied from other parents about how much time and work it takes.
>Sunset has heard about it too, and she wants to hear your input on the subject to form a conclusion of her own.

>>28625637
>You two discuss it while taking a long vacation to the beach; the money from your combined jobs helped with that.
>She tells you that she sees nothing wrong with settling down and having kids. It's not like you can't go out and see the world anymore once you have kids.
>You can just take them with you... as long as you find a way to do it.
>But you and Sunset are ambitious about this, and eventually come to a consensus that having kids wouldn't really be a setback at all.
>In fact, it will make your lives even better. The two of you have have living embodiments of the love you share. Children that each represent both you and Sunset.
>As long as it gives Sunset a lifetime of joy and fulfillment, you're happy. It's okay to put your loving wife first.
>It's totally worth it- no... it's more than worth it.
>Sunset wanting kids is making you want kids just as much as she does.
>Gotta make Sunny happy, Anon.
>If anything, being a stay-home father would be relaxing, and then you could be an adventure dad whenever the family goes on vacation and gets enthusiastic about seeing the world.
>You not only want to make Sunset's life perfect, but make your children glad they were born and got to experience life. The must not miss out on this, not when you and Sunset are already so happy together.
>Adding kids can't possibly make you less able to do things. You'll find a way. You'll... you just will. And that's the bottom line.
>On the last night of the vacation, you and Sunset put the pills and condoms aside when you get into bed together.
>Going ALL the way.
>...
>Oh yeah... this was totally worth it.
>...
>Guess what happens 9 months later?
>Sunset holds tightly onto your hand as she lies in her hospital bed.
>She shuts her eyes and lets nature do what it has done so many times before for mothers.
>Minutes later, you get a chance to hold the baby in your arms.
>It's a girl.
>She's so light and... so precious.

>>28625647
>This was a good idea.
>This WAS a GOOD idea.
>After you two take the baby, Amber, home... your first instinct is to spend all day with your newborn child.
>A lot of your friends has helped chip in for the baby shower. And you already have a crib and so many other supplies you needed.
>Days pass, and you're feeling like you're getting used to this.
>Amber is mommy and daddy's little baby girl.
>And the two of you couldn't be happier. Sure, Amber would wake up some nights crying, and you've lost a lot of sleep, and had to pay for more baby food, diapers and a few other things, but Sunset helped you. Working together as a team is what marriage is all about anyway.
>That and the love that you and Sunset still unconditionally share.
>Many more months pass, and you've had to change your diet and sleeping patters quite a bit to fit your new lifestyle.
>It turns out that babies need attention. And a lot of it.
>But you still have that date on the calendar marked for that vacation to Europe next summer.
>Going through all of this stress now will just make the payoff feel even better.
>Gotta save up for a budget to be able to do it, though.
>And as it turns out, having a child is costing you more money than you thought; you really wish you had considered the long term aspect of this.
>You're in this for 18 years. And even though it's not THAT hard, you're starting to see a little bit of a pot belly forming on your abdomen.
>But no worries, that will go away after FAMILY ADVENTURE TIME starts. You're just being a stay home dad in the meantime... aside during the week when you have to go to work to be able to afford more food, rent, gas money, toys, and a few other things.
>You can't remember them off the top of your head; it's easier to remember by taking a look at the long list on the bill at the end of every month... as you're paying your taxes.

>>28625656
>But Sunset is in the same boat, and the two of you work together to make Amber's life perfect and warm and cozy. If anything, the empathy you and your wife share make you feel... a little better?
>Maybe, your mind tries not to be wishy washy about it. Don't want to convince yourself that you're greedy or anything, because that's not you.
>And that's not your loving wife either.
>Just work through this. Don't let what other parents warned you about scare you. They didn't word things correctly.
>This IS a happy life. Now go play with Amber for a couple of hours, sit down and watch TV for a bit but don't forget to get up early for work tomorrow.
>The times of having to do things makes the fun time feel better, but once your focus has to shift more towards work, the effect starts working in the opposite direction.
>Fun time is just... a little bit of a tease now.
>Tantalizing with with a solemn goodbye to fun and games as you head out the door with a bagel hanging from your mouth.
>Don't wanna be late.
>Get those TPS reports done on time.
>Do it for Sunset. You can't stop. Not with how much you love her.
>You love your family too much to give up.
>Oh wait...
>You completely forgot about the trip to Europe.
>It's not like it was your fault, it's just that you got so caught up in everything with being so busy and... life happened.
>Now you understand why people use the word "life" the way they sometimes do.
>But it's okay, you'll just postpone it until all the things alight just the right way and the family can go to Europe without it getting in the way of anything.
>This growing pot belly is going to disappear like a magic act once you start exercising again.
>Maybe you can save up for a treadmill.
>Walking around the neighborhood takes too much time out of the day, and you often need to get things done.

>>28625660
>As it turns out, Sunset is going through the exact same thing as you. Holding onto her job, doing her part, while still spending time with now 3 year old Amber.
>That was a fun birthday party. The decorations didn't cost much.
>But the stress just... marches on. It's one new thing after the next.
>You do honestly miss the days when you didn't have as many responsibilities, but remember, you're doing it for Sunset.
>She's the girl, woman and mother you've loved ever since you've known her. Everything's going to be fine as long as she's around.
>Now... how do you make these bags under your eyes go away?
>Without getting more sleep, of course; ain't nobody got time for that.
>But overall, your life isn't TOO bad. But it's not too good either.
>However, it's a bit selfish to expect your life to be perfectly the way you wanted it to be just because you imagined things with the colors drawn slightly outside of the lines of reality.
>Good thing it was only slightly, otherwise ,you would have lost your mind by now -- after 4 whole years of this.
>Only 14 more to go. Which is the time you've spent so far, plus another 10.
>You've got this. Anyone can see how things will go over a decade into the future if they love their family enough.
>You always knew you could handle this. It's not just because you know that you have to do it no matter what.
>Everything will be fine. Happiness is relative. Find things that make you happy. And... things that make Sunset and Amber happy too, of course.
>Gotta think about the people you love too. The world doesn't revolve around you.
>But living in this world would be easier if you didn't have as much stuff to d-
>Back, selfish thoughts! Back!
>But then... a lonely night of nothing but work, work and more work, Sunset wants to give you a bit of a surprise.

>>28625663
>Both of you are so stressed out, and you just want a night to take the two of you back to the good old days.
>Yes, you can now call them the good old days. No need to kid yourself.
>But that doesn't mean things won't get better.
>This special night Sunset has planned for you will be the ultimate turning point of your lives.
>You're going to commit toEVERYTHING. And power through it like the superhero you are to your daughter.
>It's almost like a ceremonial thing, in a weird way. Something to convince you to REALLY promise.
>You draw an EXTRA circle on the new vacation date on the calendar this time. And three more, so you engrave it into your head that this will make up for the four other circles on the calendar that went unfulfilled.
>The four pairs of pants you don't fit well into anymore.
>The 400 dollars of credit card debt you still need to get rid of, but that part's nowhere near as bad as it was a month ago.
>You've hit a clear patch in that forest.
>This is gonna be done right this time.
>...
>9 months later, your second child is born.
>It's a boy; Sonny. Clever name. He's your son, and his named of the names Sunset and Nonny (Sunset likes to call you that a lot now to lighten up the mood whenever you're stressed out).
>Maybe you'll be a bit happier spending time with this one, he's (going to be) a guy like you.
>Of course, the costs for things double when it comes to kid stuff.
>But you're going to fully indulge yourself into this life and just... get used to it already.
>That way, you'll be more able to make time for things. Adapting.

>>28625672
>It's a good thing you set that vacation date over a year away.
>Because boy, have you been getting busy.
>Money isn't the easiest thing to balance, you you and Sunset manage.
>Stick to you jobs, very luckily not being affected by a few layoffs that have been happening.
>Birthday parties, furniture, a second car, and many other things have been battling the figures of your budget.
>It's starting to become an uphill battle at times, but those don't tend to last long. You'll pull through.
>For Sunset, and Amber, and Sonny. You promised, not that it was necessary to do so or anything.
>Like, who wouldn't want kids anyway? Your life is great! Much better than how it was without kids.
>Working hard is just part of life; you've always been told that. And that is completely unavoidable, even though you technically could have chosen not to have kids.
>But then life would have noticed and deliberately found another way to make you go through this kind of thing, right?
>Eh, makes more sense when you want it to be true. Your tired but racing mind can be at ease that you made the right choice.
>This WAS worth it. Sunset is happy, and your kids are happy.
>And you all love eachother; a big happy family. Just like in the storybooks and whatnot.
>You would have probably been lonely otherwise anyway.
>Continue to make ends meet, jumping through hoops left and right.
>Time passes, and you eventually notice the circled date drawing closer.
>Gotta plan this time.
>Make time and rearrange things in your schedule, pull a few strings and make a sacrifice or two.
>But hey... YOU DID IT!
>Four tickets for a flight to Europe are bought, you, your wife and your two kids.
>You decide to have a big party night over the whole thing; this feels SO good to have achieved. One big vacation.

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>>28625672
>Kids

>>28625680
Read the whole thing.
>>28625677
>A taste of how you lived before. It's sublime, isn't it?
>You got to PROVE your love and loyalty to Sunset's happiness and also still have good times in your life.
>As a married couple, you and Sunset had never chosen designated roles, as both of you were very versatile individuals and could both alternate work and staying with the kids.
>You can (kind) of still do that with ease today.
>It's not like either of you were bad parents. You and Sunset did everything right, stayed on the ball and got the rewards for it, and it only costed a fraction of your freedom to do whatever you want. But not all of it, and that's all that matters.
>You still have this one vacation that you've looked forward to. It motivated you to try harder.
>...
>Finally! A break from the growing dullness in your life.
>Walk around with your family, Sonny in a stroller and all.
>Casually walk around and go sightseeing.
>Take tons of pictures... and bathroom breaks for Amber and Sonny.
>But them some things... souvenirs. Didn't cost much. Hell, even this stroller costed more than that.
>Amber throws a temper tantrum over... little things. But hey, kids do that all the time. It's fine.
>Can't stay out after the sun goes down; back to the hotel room.
>Eat at restaurants, and have to pay for more than just two people. But that's fine too, you saved up for this trip.
>It's your treat. And everyone else's treat too, of course.
>Finish up the vacation after a few more days in Europe and go home.
>Couldn't run around too too much, but you got all the fun and silliness out of your system.
>It was nice. You have pictures to prove it.
>Pictures that will last in to your future ahead.
>...
>Back to life.
>Just like the times when you woke up on Monday morning after watching TV and spending time with the kids, you bat away that tantalizing feeling of "ohh, it's all over now! back to work!".

>>28625684
>But like, just... just get over it, man.
>Stop being a baby, that's Sonny's job for the next year or so.
>And it's your job to be the daddy, as well as finish more TPS reports at your job job if you want to keep supporting the baby, and your daughter, and your wife who's working just as hard as you are.
>Help keep a roof over your heads.
>Can't look at the pictures; they take you back to a time when you were more relaxed.
>And they distract you from getting things done.
>Don't doze off into space. You have a family to support.
>You can relax later after taking care of the kids and cleaning up the house.
>Like, watch TV or something. But not for too long. Getting up early tomorrow too.
>Even the summers are like this.
>But you love your family. Love them enough to support them no mater what. Unconditionally.
>Years go by, and your day to day life becomes repetitive.
>The bags under your eyes haven't gone away, and you notice them under Sunset's eyes as well.
>You'd be heartbroken if she's feeling the way you're feeling. You want her to be happy all the time.
>But then again, what's life if you're not happy 100% of the time? Gotta feel different way somet-... well...
>Maybe you'd like to just be relaxed and have fun a little bit more often.
>The kids grow older, and you end up buying more furniture, different toys, different food, and so on and so on.
>That whole thing. They're happy, though.
>At least they can thank you and mommy for letting them experience life.
>Little do they know that you're not experiencing life they way you used t-
>Back, selfish thoughts! Back! The world doesn't revolve around you, remember?
>You chose this life, and it's not like you had to sacrifice all of your enjoyment. You can still do things... kinda.
>It's just not what you expected. But maybe you shouldn't have held such high, unreachable expectations.
>This was going to happen either way. Kids or not. Just because.
>Just be happy, god damn it.

>>28625694
>It take a tiny bit of restraint to not curse in front of the children when you drop the last egg and have to go buy a new dozen.
>You'd walk to the store and sneak some exercise in, but that would take too long. Stay on the ball.
>Even your kids know how pudgy you're getting. You're a wimpy skinnyfat man now, but you kind of were before. Just not this much.
>Most of your meals involve microwaveable, pre-prepared stuff. Not very healthy, but it's more efficient. Cheaper too.
>But still, life goes on.
>And on, and on, and on.
>And you bite the pillow hard and take it like a man.
>Staying loyal to the choice you made.
>You love Sunset. You love your kids.
>You love your family.
>...
>So much time later.
>Your kids finally grew up and eventually moved on to college and moved out of the house.
>Finally don't have to pay child support anymore.
>You have told your kids that they too will soon get married and start a family.
>When they were younger, they said it will never happened. But puberty changed their minds.
>You're a grandpa now. And your kids can feel some EMPATHY for you and Sunset.
>More years pass, and you get health problems from the lifestyle of slowing down and taking care of kids while working.
>More time passes, and you get older. Everyone naturally does.
>Get more health problems as an old man visiting the hospital more frequently.
>Get great grandchildren some time later. At least that was all because of you.
>You were doing great until life hit you like a cannon ball. From which you never truly recovered.
>And you only allowed yourself to realize it once you draw your final breaths on your death bed. Wondering if you'd be on a death bed right now had you stayed active and healthy. And... not a father.
>But until then, you just convinced yourself that you made the right choice. Because this is what you wanted, whether you knew what it brought or not.
>You die, though that always happens in the end anyway.
End.

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>>28625699
Great walls of green best girl is at it again.

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>>28625699
I just want to point out that this is only the way it is because I'm VERY biased against marriage and parenthood. If you have a different opinion, that's fine. I just wanted to type something for this thread.

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>>28625717
I could tell.

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>>28625717
Aww shucks do you really like me?

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>>28625716
>>28625717
>>28625721
>>28625730
Welp. My timing of that post could have been better. But anyway, thanks for reading, guys.

>>28625717
I loved it. Very passionate and emotional. It really got me to think. I still don't think kids are for me though. Seeing all they had to sacrifice and give up doesn't seem worth it. I don't want to live day by day just going through the motions to have a shitty 18+ years and then by the time they leave the house, be too old and broke to do anything fun.

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>>28626086
>4 nuts in one day isn't enough
Well here I go raw dogging it.

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>>28626876
Ehhh. I never got into True Blood.

>>28627032
I didn't know it was based off of True Blood. I thought it was just her as a vampire.

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>>28627032
>>28627189
fuck it's from an anime,that makes it shittier

>>28627358
What anime?

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>>28627358
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>28627377
fuck I'm retarded, sorry, it's from a shitty fox series

>>28625717
Are you going to continue the robot green?

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>>28627404
Fox or FX? Because I can't think of anything on Fox but it might fall under AHS which is an FX show.

>>28628005
He claimed it's from True Blood. A Fox show about vampires

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hi

>>28628354
TrueBlood is HBO

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>>28628616
>Magic suit out of nowhere
From light into being.

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Damn it Pinkie, I wanna do that!

>>28625717
Aww, did babby marry a whore and become butthurt for all time?

>>28630093
I bet it was his mom who was the whore
all those potential daddies through the years
I bet even a couple of them touched him in a bad way

>>28625717
I really don't blame you. I have to deal with kids '3,1, and 4month' that aren't mine because of family reason's. I can tell you this much, NEVER HAVE KIDS! This story gets it exactly right! 'Unless you're a useless sack of shit who would rather your brother deal with your kids while you get high and be a all around waste of life.' You won't be able to go out as much. You won't be able to buy or do as much for you and your wife. If you're fine with sacrificing your freedom. Go right ahead, pop out 5 or 6 kids. If not, buy some condoms and have fun. There is one thing i didn't understand in this story though.
>Finally don't have to pay child support anymore.
>pay child support
Did they get a divorce or am i missing something?

>>28630169
>I bet even a couple of them touched him in a bad way
I kek'd way harder than I should have.

>>28627487
Yes. Soon. I'll probably type some more of it starting now and could post it later today.
>>28630093
Nope. Always been a single kissless virgin and simply never saw a reason to do the whole... relationship thing.
>>28630169
>>28630313
But I do have to say that I'm impressed by that mental stretch you guys went through to come to that conclusion. Sounds like something straight out of a movie.
>>28630225
Your reasons for not having kids have just been added to the many reasons already in my mind. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm completely sure I don't want to do it.
>Did they get a divorce or am i missing something?
I heard that you don't have to pay child support after all of your children are over the age of 18. Source: My mom who's currently divorcing my dad.

>>28630391
>Source: My mom who's currently divorcing my dad.
LMAO

>>28630169
^THIS ANON WAS RIGHT

>>28630400
Not exactly; it was the other way around. Because my dad was the one who left. In any case, I never cared for either of them.

>>28629973
Is that moronsonofboron?

>>28630572
yes