You wake up and see your wife's bubbly butt in your

>>28590381
I don't understand the point of these threads. What do you think the answers are gonna be.

Nah nigga horses are gay. I only fuck potted plants in the spring for maximum pollination

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>>28590381
Hide your shitty thread.

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>>28590442
>maximum pollination

>>28590381
>wife
>literal retard horse

>>28590381
kiss it, lick it, worship it

Make a 9/11 joke, then commence depressing Rape while playing footage of the twin towers getting hit.

>>28590596
(Citation needed)

>>28590596
sweetest horse.

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>>28590442
>I only fuck potted plants in the spring for maximum pollination

>Stick nose over ponut.
>Inhale deeply.

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>>28590442
>I only fuck potted plants in the spring for maximum pollination
zoomed words

>>28590381
Use her soft bubble butt as a pillow and sleep some more

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>>28590442

ZOOMED words

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>>28590381
>hooves
>no feet

Fucking disgusting.

>>28590381

>inb4 force is applied

>>28591569
Derpybutt would be the best pillow for the comfiest sleep ever

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>>28590442
>I only fuck potted plants in the spring for maximum pollination

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>>28590442
Richard? But you said you don't browse 4chan

>>28593616
I lied. Had to feel the sweet sunflowers caress me

>>28590596
>not using the retard horse as balldrainer
it's not like she'll see any other use besides, uh, waste disposal. may as well use a hole as a hole.

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>>28590442
Just zoom my words up senpai
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>>28593920
>look after Derpy during the day
>Derpy 'accidentally' discovers thrilling, dirty, hormonal secrets behind closed curtains later
What a clever pony. I'll bet the other ponies never even thought of doing that. Derpy knows something special and secret, now. Not like those mean other ponies.