>”anon, I've never seen such disgusting teeth” >be

>be anon
>time for bed
>”Goodnight Anon! Don't forget to brush your teeth!”
“Fuck you twiggles”
>you stomp into the bathroom
>she's hung the picture of Colgate up on the mirror
>it's her stupid face with a speech bubble
>’don't forget to brush!’
>meh
>you paste up your brush and rub it around your mouth for a bit
>you rinse and spit
>looking up at the mirror, the picture has changed
>she's got a frown and the speech bubble is different
>’is that the best you can do?’
“Yes”
>nothing happens
>you pick your brush back up and rub for another 30 seconds
>picture goes back to smiling
>’thank you anon’
“I knew the mint bleach was too good to be true”
>you go upstairs and curl up next to your favorite pony
>”anon, I'm trying to sleep!”
“Shhhhhh, can't sleep downstairs. Picture haunted.”
>”Whatever, just don't be jerking off in your sleep”
>you snicker to yourself as you pull her in closer

>>28588478
>colgate
She Minuette now. Dentist canon still okay.

>be anon
>next morning
>wake up with Spackle buried into your chest
>this would be adorable if you didn't have to pee
>you carry her to the bathroom with you
>out of the corner of your eye, you get spooked
>picture changed again
>her smile is way creepier now
>’lemme see your teeth anon’
“Gaaaaah”
>you rip the picture down
>twilight stirs
>”what are you doing anon? Why are we in the bathroom?”
“I didn't want to wake you but I needed to pee but then I got spooked by Colgate”
>”you said you only get spooked by skeletons”
“Well let's add weird dentists to that list now”
>”lemme see the picture”
>she jumps down and magically picks up the picture
>you pee while she does magic shit
>she looks on, disgusted
>”you're an animal”
“Hey, if I wanted to be an animal, I'd go live with fluttershy.”
>”well I don't know what charm she put on this, I'll need more time with it. Don't forget to bush your teeth since you're in here.”
“THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON”

More later, right now I will take comments and criticism.

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>>28588496
Kinda interesting, I dont think there is much Colgate green around.

>>28588496
I like it.
I hope Lyra goes sexual on anon with her teeth cleaning fetish

>>28589711
Fuck I absent mindedly typed Lyra instead of Colgate
forgive me senpai

>>28588496
Second part to this section

>"Shut the fuck up and brush your teeth"
>you look back at the picture
>she's sticking her tongue out
>'yeah anon, brush your teeth'
"GODDAMMIT"
>you spend a solid two minutes brushing evenly all over
>you spit blood from your swollen gums, but your mouth does feel a little cleaner
>you leave the picture up and go get dressed
>you come back after a minute and pick up the photo
>It's back to the standard 'brush your teeth' message
>you take it down to Twilight's lab
"You forgot this"
>"Okay, while I'm working on this, will you run errands for me?"
"Is it just going to be a trip to the store for more hayburgers?"
>"Well, yes, but I also need other things. List is on the counter in the kitchen."
"Yes your majesty"
>you bow sarcastically
>she doesn't notice
>fuck you twilight

kind of stuck for the night. I'll try to shit more out tomorrow.

I'll brush my teeth if you brush yours with my dick

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>>28590247
nice green m8. can't w8 4 more

This is good, I thought it was just a brush your teeth tonight thread.