Your vessel has been set upon by the dread pirate Applejack.
Orders, captain?
>>28580586
Ready the cannons!
I've got some booty to plunder.
>>28580586
I'm not the captain, my penis is.
>>28580586
Stand back, my anon's.
>>28580586
Spread my cheeks and prepare to be boarded.
>>28580586
Batten the hatches! Cover the whales! Prepare the Snuggle-Spiker 5000!
It's just....it's just good business...
>>28580717
LORD BECKETT PLS
>>28580586
We're still in an early sector, just set the halberd beam to auto-fire on their weapons and shield generator.
>>28580947
You on teh rum again, cap'n?
>>28580947
But she got a ship from the peaceful fluttans, she's resistant!
FUCKING SHIELDS UP GODDAMMIT WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS WAITING FOR
>>28581338
WE'RE ON A CARGO SHIP
>>28580586
Weapons free.
>>28580586
>She's the captain now
>>28580586
Propose marriage immediately.
>>28581338
The only unicorn on the ship is the chef, and she says she doesn't know any shield spells. She can make a mean Goulash though.
>>28583368
>Twilight Sparkle is Steven Segal in 'Under Siege 3: Siege Harder'
>>28583368
...Not equipped with shields? Well then, Buckle up!
>>28580947
What if she comes in this? And you have no stealth?
Wat do?
>>28584311
DELET
>>28580586
Parlay?
>>28580586
We laugh, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over...because I already lit the explosives under the hull. No shame in defeat if there's no one alive to tell of it
>>28584311
man the cyborg donut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcxeC4WDCdY
>>28583368
>implying the chef doesn't know Elemental Saucesphere
Jesus, that's a required spell for any aspiring Sauceror, what's she doing in the open sea without it?
>>28580586
Fire some MAC rounds
>>28580586
I recommend a full spread of torpedoes