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Your vessel has been set upon by the dread pirate Applejack.

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Your vessel has been set upon by the dread pirate Applejack.
Orders, captain?
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>>28580586
Ready the cannons!
I've got some booty to plunder.
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>>28580586
I'm not the captain, my penis is.
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>>28580586
Stand back, my anon's.
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>>28580586
Spread my cheeks and prepare to be boarded.
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>>28580586
Batten the hatches! Cover the whales! Prepare the Snuggle-Spiker 5000!
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It's just....it's just good business...
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>>28580717
LORD BECKETT PLS
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>>28580586
We're still in an early sector, just set the halberd beam to auto-fire on their weapons and shield generator.
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>>28580947
You on teh rum again, cap'n?
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>>28580947
But she got a ship from the peaceful fluttans, she's resistant!
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FUCKING SHIELDS UP GODDAMMIT WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS WAITING FOR
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>>28581338
WE'RE ON A CARGO SHIP
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>>28580586
Weapons free.
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>>28580586
>She's the captain now
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>>28580586
Propose marriage immediately.
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>>28581338
The only unicorn on the ship is the chef, and she says she doesn't know any shield spells. She can make a mean Goulash though.
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>>28583368
>Twilight Sparkle is Steven Segal in 'Under Siege 3: Siege Harder'
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>>28583368
...Not equipped with shields? Well then, Buckle up!
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>>28580947
What if she comes in this? And you have no stealth?

Wat do?
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>>28584311
DELET
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>>28580586
Parlay?
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>>28580586
We laugh, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over...

because I already lit the explosives under the hull. No shame in defeat if there's no one alive to tell of it
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>>28584311
man the cyborg donut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcxeC4WDCdY
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>>28583368
>implying the chef doesn't know Elemental Saucesphere
Jesus, that's a required spell for any aspiring Sauceror, what's she doing in the open sea without it?
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>>28580586
Fire some MAC rounds
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>>28580586
I recommend a full spread of torpedoes
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