>"Shut the fuck up, Anon!" >punches you in your

>>28577611
Show him how much of a faggot I am.
>rape

>>28577611
>punches you in your nose
Am I bending down or did he grow another 4, 5 ft tall?

>>28577611
Chuckle to myself as I sage another Spikefag thread.

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>>28577611
Get my waifu to spray him with lead

>>28577611
Pick him up and drop kick him into the next dimension

>>28577611
So how did he reach my nose? He's like 2 feet tall and I'm 6'1".

>>28577611
"S-Spike...? Mate! DUDE! COME BACK!!! I SWEAR, IT'S NOT MY FAULT RARA GOT PREGNANT!!! SHE FELL ON MY DICK AND TRIED SO HARD TO STAND UP, BUT KEPT GETTING SUCKED BACK!!!"

>>28577672
This is now a height thread, post 'em.

6"2' stalk reporting.

>>28577687
>Rarity keeps you pinned down with her magic
>"O-OH MY WORD, DARLING, I-IT KEEPS HAPPENING, OH DEAR ME, W-WHAT ARE WE TO DO-HOOOO~"

*cums*

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>>28577633
>this pic related

>>28577690
6f 2 isn't stalk though. I should know I'm 6f

>>28577690
1.75

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>>28577611
>wat do
R____t this thread obviously

>>28577695
>Implying she'd have to
Dude, I'd gladly keep still, as long as I can fuck her senseless and then telll the details to Spike

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>>28577611

>And on that day, Spike's balls finally descended

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>>28577695
>>28577757
>spike cuckoldry

>>28577611
>tfw no wood chippers in Equestria to throw him in

>>28577611
Wipe nose on his Rarity plush.

>>28577634
You were probably crawling

>>28577611
The only reasonable thing; beat him to death with a blunt object.

>>28577611
I would cum inside Rarity forcing Spike to witness my dick, balls deep inside her marepussy. Then i would let the cuck clean her out of my jizz

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>>28577879
You can always kick him.

You can fire the shot heard round the world, Anon, win the big game, get the girl, win a new cutlass supreme, and go to disney world.

>>28577930
Good man.

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my world had dragons, too. great big huge things, with teeth of diamond, scales of copper and bellies of napalm.

we don't have dragons any more

>>28577930
>this
But I would let her take in my seed

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>>28577611
Cut off his tail to see if it drops a neat weapon.

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>>28577611
>How that really would have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8HkEdTz2Q

>>28577611
>Be sorry for cumming inside rarity without his permission

>>28577634
You were bent over with a purple wig as Spike was pounding your ass. You then made a snide remark about you ponut being tighter then that slut he's always talking about.

>>28577611
Cry

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>>28577611
Punch him back until he's bleeding.

>>28577930
someone expand on this

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>>28577611
>>28577634
>>28577672

As a professional beach bully, I go down with the punch.

Rarity swoons all over Spike for taking care of the 'ruffian.'

Spike slips me fifty bucks.

>>28577939
what about a chicken supreme?

>>28578965
Nacho supreme is gooder

>>28577611
>Rape

>>28577633
It's good to see that some traditions will never die.

>>28578114
Toppest of keks to you, sir.

>>28577980
how can something have a belly made from a fluid anon

>>28579768
More jelly than fluid

>>28579791
Jelly is a fluid. A fluid is anything that flows.

>>28577611
If I pissed off Spike, I probably did something to deserve it. He puts up with so much shit and just deals. I must have done something pretty bad to make him that mad.

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>>28579801

>>28577611
Whisper:
>Pleeeeeaaasse, oh baby, don't go!

>>28580805
>Sim-ple and clean is the way that you're making me feeeelll tonight.

>>28577611
>You get that one for free spike. But that's the last one.

>>28577611

I want to rape Spike so hard and so many times that he eventually coughs up a scroll from Princess Celestia demanding that I stop.

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>>28577690
>tfw 5'4 manlet

>>28577611
"Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

>>28577611
hue, when nyxfags try this it gets deleted

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>>28577611
>>28577930
>It would have been so easy to have just beat spike to a pulp
>It would have been way less fun to have simply punched him back
>But no, you were the bigger man, and you knew the absolute best way to get back at him
>You had spoken to rarity prior to the incident, who had told you she was going into heat soon
>The ponies trusted you, and would sometimes ask for your help when their time came
>Spike was so stupidly naive and caught up in his own world that he never managed to understand this
>You had left a message for spike at twilight's house that you had written specifically to tick him off so he'd come find you
>You told him that if he wanted to find you, you'd be at rarities
>This was going to be glorious if timed perfectly
>You arrive at rarities house and go through the motions, eventually leading to a heated, primal sex session in her upstairs bedroom
>As you rut her senselessly, you just about manage to hear the sound you've been waiting for
*Ding*
>It was the front door bell
>It was spike
>it wouldn't be anyone else, you knew that
>You pick up your pace on rarity and put yourself into the final stretch
>You can just barely hear footsteps coming towards the room
>Rarity is too caught up in a world of bliss to notice as spike reaches the room, opens the door and peaks in
>And it is at this precise moment, that you thrust as far into her as you can and cum, looking directly at spike and moaning rarities name
>That'll teach him for calling me a faggot

>>28582928
/r/ing more stories about anon cucking other ponies.

>>28579768
'bellies containing napalm' doesn't sound as poetic, which is important when explaining why we don't have dragons any more.

>>28583054
Hold your horses, fella. Spike's humiliation is not yet complete.

>>28579962
He's autistic for being right? Okay then.

>>28583054
>>28583146
My sweet, sweet anon...

I'm not doing anymore.

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>>28577706
6 ft 5 reporting in.

>>28583174
In that case, I'm just going to imagine slaking Rarity's lust and maybe, if she's OK with it, her sister's, too: humiliating the talking handbag into the bargain is like a delicious cherry atop the cake.

>spike
>walking away

more like running for his fucking life

the mane 6 can't save him now. he's made a grave mistake that he needs to be punished for.

>>28577611
>I go down, the blood running down my face followed by a single tear, not born from pain, but from pride.
>"That's my boy."

>>28577611
This is what anon gets for mocking Spike while doing a handstand