>Don't you wish your waifu was hot like me? >Don't

>>28568910
Uh, you're a mature horse in a kid's body.
I don't think I like that combo.

One or another, you can't be both.

>>28568914
>Uh, you're a mature horse in a kid's body.
>I don't think I like that combo.

If you don't think that's hot I'm afraid you're gay my friend.

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>>28568914
>not wanting a hot young teen body with a mind mature enough for a serious relationship

And I immediately hate everything.

>>28568914
>Uh, you're a mature horse in a kid's body.
>I don't think I like that combo.
>literally being gay
wew lad

>>28569013
Alex pls

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>>28568910
But you are my waifu.

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>>28568910
>pure
I'm sorry, what was that, kiddo?

>>28569056
This spaghetti colored cuck is so beta he wouldn't touch sunny if she threw herself at him naked.

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>>28568910
>>Don't you wish your waifu was pure like me?
>pure like me?
not everyone likes your cuck fetish, OP

Dumb rule breaking EqG poster.

>>28569064
>t. Jackieray's shitposting irc samebuddy

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>>28569056
Does anyone find it weird how we now relate more with Flash Sentry than anyother character now? The only difference between him and us is he got to actually touch the characters.

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>>28569080
he heard Sunset moan

>>28569080
I wanna fuck Shimmer

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>>28569087
DELET THIS

>>28569090
Multiple times, also.
Things like "you are the best".
"You're making me go crazy."
And worst of all "I LOVE YOU"

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>>28569110

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>>28569110

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>>28569113
Can't bash the Flash, anon.

>>28569110
Sunset just used him to get fame, Anon...she never loved him they just used to date

>>28569190
say what you want but they at least kissed

>>28569190
Oh anon, people lie everyday. I wouldn't be surprised if she told him many times to make sure he fell for it.

And the funny part is that's still more than what any of us could get from her.

>She will never wrap her arms around your neck, while breathing in your ear
>she will never get kiss your neck and then your lips, while you hump her rentlessly
>She will never whisper "I love you" many times in your ears

>>28568910
>hot like me
My waifu has:
Pony ears.
A muzzle.
Hooves.
Wings.
A tail.
And a fucking dock.
Not to mention her horse pussy.
Sorry, Sunset. You aren't even close to be as hot as her.

>>28569197
They did
>>28569202
He's still a beta tho and a horsefucker at that

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>>28569202
WILL YOU FUCKING STOP!?

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>>28569062
>beta
>Sunset literally dated him to get FAME
>beta

>>28569217
>Sunset literally LET HIM FUCK HER at least once to get fame
ftfy

>>28569217
He spilled enough spaghetti to feed Africa

>>28569217
Stupid face

>>28569222
I respect your trips but she wouldn't go that far

>>28569233
>Tried to get a student kicked out of school twice because it was messing with her plan
>Almost enslaved an entire school just to titillate her magic metaphoric dong
>"What, sex? Oh my god, I'd never! That's lewd!"
...anon, pls.

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>Pure

>>28569243
Too far

>>28569210
This.

>>28569210
>not mentioning the ponut
anon...

>>28569080
I bet he's a robot who somehow managed to play the chad and secretly likes it but has to fight against his inner neetdom

>>28569202
To be honest he is also not real at all, so in the end it doesn't even matter. It's silly to be jealous to a cartoon character about a cartoon character.

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>>28569253

>>28569388
It's also silly to be in love with a cartoon character (=nothing more than a fucking archetype), your point?

>>28569410
Just so people wouldn't take the bate so hard. When it's not real everything is possible.

>>28569417
So even that Flash banged her senseless while savagely groping her chesttits?

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Kill yourselves.

>>28569427
If that's your thing sure. I can write, like I dunno, SS x Catwoman x Chun-Li porn, it wouldn't affect you at all.

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>>28568910
>hot
>pure
Top kek

>>28569433
>dubs
Welp, confirmed: Sunny is not a virgin anymore, and Flash is the culprit.

>>28568910
It wasn't even "pure" in the original song

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>>28569443

>>28569429
>same image for two years
Sucks to be you

>>28568910
>Don't you wish your waifu had bacon hair like me? Don't you?
>Anonymous munches pitifully on his waifu's non-tasty, vegan locks

>>28569711
I like bacon

>pure
But that's an objectively lie

>>28569768
Purer than Rarity at least

>>28568910
now that's what I call a spunk bucket

>>28568910
>Pure.
Why do EQG shills, on top of all the sticking their fingers in their ears in regards to pointing out obvious and specific flaws in the product (like all four movies), are particularly massive in their denial that she's pure?

In the very first film, and fourth one now, they point out she went out Flash.

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>>28569795
wew ok rude

>>28569921
>they point out she went out Flash
what would she have to gain by fucking Flash?
I can see her using him to learn to play the guitar to get herself used to her fingers

>>28569921
>went out with someone
>this means they fucked
Yeah no, your logic is faulty as much as EqG fans are faulty excuses for humans.

>>28568914
>mfw she's into pony play
>mfw calling her a broodmare will set her off

>>28570371
>set her off
in a good way, I hope

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>>28568910
But you are my waifu, Shamwow
Now lets get married
>>28568914
pic related

>>28568910
>hot like me
a downgrade
>pure like me
Using your appeal to gain influence.
kek

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>>28568910
I don't think Sunset really has any problem with my waifu.

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>>28572228
>Being a Twifag
Why would you do this to yourself?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T04ft2ltAm4

>>28572430
The left one is not even the REAL Twilight

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>>28568910
>Pure
People actually believe this?

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I'm in your thread
Spanking your waifu.