Don't worry everyone, I have the objectively correct height

This was slightly lazily made by the way.

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>>28567694
I'm the same height as Celestia. I could just walk up to her and kiss her right on the lips.

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>>28567694
>not measuring the ponies at their withers

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>>28567694
>tfw manlet but still barely taller than krusty kunt

>>28567802
To be fair, a midget could walk right up to her and kiss her on the lips, too.

>>28567694
>5'3"
I would put EqG's at about 5'9" to 5'11"

>>28567802
I'm 5'7" so she'd be turned off by my manletness

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>>28567845
5'9" here

5'11
king of the manlets here, i'd ask you to bow but you standing is close enough

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>>28567694

6'2

>5'1

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>>28567878
>>28567845
>>28567853
>>28567834
>>28567886
Imperial measurements

I'm 1,75 meter thats 5'7" you american faggots

>>28567694
kek EqG is not a good standard for the ponus height.

>>28567694
>mfw 6'7
That's almost two meters, right?
I'm tall.

>>28567932
Your a big guy.

>>28567845
>>28567911
Fellow 175cm/5,7 reporting. Thank God people rarely give a shit about your height in Eastern yuro

>>28567932
That's over 2 meters. 204 to be specific.
184 here.

>>28567943
UUUU

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>>28567911
heyyy it's alright eurofag, i'm sure metric will get you guys to the moon someday. maybe.

pt:stfu

>>28567969
the guys in NASA used the metric system. in fact our science uses the metric system. feets and inches are just better for measurements by eye.

>>28567932
How big is your dick.

>>28567694
>not simply using the candycane of deciding.

>>28567988
around 7", why do you ask?

>>28567694
6'6" reporting in

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>>28567981
wrongo, even today they (nasa) insist on using empirical inhouse. a quick google search will confirm, and another will find the saturn 5 spec sheets and relevant data is available online; they are all empirical.

>>28567694
Your math is way fucking off

>>28568022
>imperial system of measurement
>empirical data and correlations
Pick one and only one, dumbfuck.

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>>28568032
>salty
http://history.nasa.gov/ap12fj/pdf/a12_sa507-flightmanual.pdf

>>28568022
Oh boy oh boy.
Let's open up an appoli 11 mission report
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/19710015566.pdf

>...The lunar surface is relatively soft to
depths of 5 to 20 centimeters...
>...experiment consisted of a specially prepared aluminum foil with an effective area of 0.4 square meter...

>>28567694
But fucking Celestia is not that higher than ponies and Luna.
Wtf?

>>28567981
>feets and inches are just better for measurements by eye
If you just have measured your shit in them for entirety of your life.
And if you just measured your shit in meters for entirety of your life, feets suck ass.

I prefer imperial when measuring temperature.
0 is fucking cold
100 is fucking hot

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>>28568071
someone say feet?

>>28568071
well you can guess how long a feet is over distance by over-imposing a person on any object. meters have to be learned but the length of feet and the thickness of thumbs come naturally to people who aren't cave dwellers

>>28568099
thats a load of shit. you learn to measure shit up by the measuring system you're used to.

not to mention the length of a foot is inconsistent as all hell.

>>28568128
It's roughly a third of a meter and being a third of a yard.

>>28568139
"roughly" is accurate.

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>>28567911

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>>28568142
you do realize the kilo is 'roughly' the weight of a ball of platinum, right? and that the meter is roughly 1/10000000th of the distance from the north pole to the equator? turns out they got both measures wrong and have had to update the accepted values several times because of how stupidly abstract the system is. as to it's toted usefulness as a base-ten system, that falls apart in the face of reality which doesn't tend to favor base-ten values.

at least imperial makes intuitive sense, IE one can use their own body to judge distance rather than relying on abstract values.

>>28567944
What country?

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Obligatory

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>>28568198

Some ex-commie shithole.

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>>28568196
>says the guy whose system's measurements are tied to the metric system

>>28568210
Any of the Baltics?

>>28568196
feet are inconsistent and inaccurate as shit, the same as measuring meters by eye. The point isnt that either is better when estimating distances, its that you use whichever system you're used to. Not which system is better.

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>>28568196
>as to it's toted usefulness as a base-ten system, that falls apart in the face of reality which doesn't tend to favor base-ten values

>>28568191
Wtf I hate Trump now

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>>28567694
>EqG
not canon, sorry family.
nice attempt though

>tfw 6'5"
that's a good feel

>>28568196
>imperial makes sense
>yard literally tip of nose to end of finger

>rags on about metric being impractical
>when it is based on a constant that shall never change until all atoms deteriorate in one quadrillion years

>tfw 5'5" (165cm for all you britfags that are too lazy to learn superior measurement system)
Looks like I'll need stepstool to be face to face with sunbutt.

>>28567694
their heads are too big compared to a real human

>>28567828
UNDERRATED

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>>28568717
>US Customary
>Superior
I'm amerifat and even I know metric is far superior.

>pulling sick drifts thru equestria
>pull up to the castle in my red ferrari
>hey celestia, lets get a fruit punch at the sports bar by the lake!
>step out of car while flexing my tiny well-defined abs
>im 5"8 with shoes and hair
>celestia grimaces as i approach her
>hey baby, whats new in school?
>well i was uh busy with equestria at the moment
>may i milk my matriarchal moon-mare majesty?
>umm i guess so guy
>she leans over and nuzzles my earlobe
>i whisper into her ear please dont step on me this time
>she caves into my spaghettish mannerisms
>kneeling down below my winged goddess, i catch a bright wiff off her asshole
>i pleasantly blow the flies off her pink horse nipples
>then i nurse the golden silk from her swollen milkbags
>ohhh my hungry man-child! she groans as she clops in abandoment

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>tfw you're too tall for the ponies to suck your dick standing up
bad feel famalams

>>28567694
someone needs to post the karat ruby size description to remind OP hes a giant faggot and there has been no measuring consistancy

>>28568058
Celestia and Luna are part of the same vector in that image, and it's been fairly consistent that Celestia is tall enough to rest her chin on Luna's head. It's around the same situation for normal ponies to Luna, but I just guessed there.

The fandom likes to draw Luna taller than she really is.

Also I forgot I made this thread and regret doing so somewhat.

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I made some poor decisions last night

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I prefer to use this chart, each apple is 4 inches in height

I should add a cap of the blooper scene where EqG RD is riding FiM RD

>>28567969
>i'm sure metric will get you guys to the moon someday
kek, you never were in the the moon, unless you're Neil Armstrong, you fucking fag
>eurofag
>implying europe is the only place that use the metric system
all the world use it, only you special snowflakes (and some literal shitholes)still using the imperial system

>>28567911
>1,75 meter thats 5'7"
It's 5'9, dumbarse.

>>28567694
Who was worried?

>>28567694
ponies are JTRHNBR

/thread

>>28568696

Cellos are made on a different sizes foe ponies
Look at the last stingy-part
Anyway, thats a pretty good measure

>>28569851
so, a pony have the measure of a dog

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>>28569806
I dont even care. Noone knows that useless system.

>>28568196
dude, the metric system and the decimal system are nice. it's just one can better divide by base ten because you got 2, 3, 4 and 6 as dividers.

you have a point of the updating, but I gues it's too early to make a measurement system based on the ize of atoms multiplied by a natural number.

>>28568743
On paper, yes, metric seems superior, but for practical normie applications (such as measuring oneself, a room, distance, etc.) I find US imperial units to be more practical.