>Whip it out in front of Rarity >She gives you this

>>28547293
shove her down my dick

>>28547293
sigh and put my cellphone back away

>>28547293
Why would I choose the obvious Stacy of the group.
I'd just whip it out in front of Fluttershy who'd probably be too nervous to tell me my barely average dick wont please her.

tell her to give it a whack

>>28547293
These threads are cancer

>>28547293
>inside rarity's mind
>"oh no, not again."

Turn her coat yellow obviously.

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>>28549109
This is my fetish.

Start sucking her dick

OOOOOOOOHHHHH

tell her to give it a whack

>>28547293

masturbate on her tail of course

>>28547293
Put away your tiny peek, go to bar, and rethink your entire life

That, or get a penis swap op with a donor stallion

>>28547293
I'd sigh and put my dick away, it was worth a try right? Besides stallions walk around nude all the time so I probably didn't break anything pony laws. I just look like a retard with a small dick now which isn't too different from my life right now.

>>28551036
kek

>>28547293
"By the power vested in me by the Honorable Mayor Mare, I hereby assume the duties of the Office of Sheriff in and for the Township of Ponyville. "

>>28547293
I piss on she

>>28547293
Turn off the screen because they're not real.