>"That doesn't sound very scary Anon." >"More

>>28494552
If you were in a scary movie, Spike, you'd be the first to die.
Before the black guy, before the ditzy blonde, even the wheelchair guy would live longer.

You suck.

>>28494552
I don't get it.

>>28494552
"Well of course you aren't scared, you're a fucking dragon. you are literally the top of the fucking food chain- not even, you OWN the fucking food chain, there's nothing that can fucking compete with you niggas."
>"I don't know, Anon, still sounds like you're just scared of a big turkey."

>>28494552
Look spike, I only invited you so you can suck on my dick during the trailer's.

>>28494620
Godzilla? I dunno.

>>28494552
Twilight neutered you. You're her fucking eunuch slave you sad fuck

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>>28494620
>>28494683
Oh you kids and your irony, gosh golly.

>>28494552
Emus and ostriches are stupid, gigantic and aggressive and they are the closest thing to a real-life velociraptor you will ever see.

Don't fuck with them.

>>28494793
That's a cassowary you dumb fuck.

>>28494552
Well, the story of my foot long cock wasn't intended to be scary.

>>28494620
>>28494683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbrsQNeEyIg

>>28494620
>>28494683
Generation Z get the fuck off my board.