Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #24

Gay.

new episode can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86L2O6I2T8E

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>>28490825
CAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-scs9OHPLLI

>>28490825

>tfw no qt stallions in this episode. Though Mac hiding in the mud was adorable.

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>>28490886
someone really should write some green from that little snippet of a story.

>>28490886
They gave us "the guys night" already, as bad as it was.

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>>28490886

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>>28490947

>>28490947
WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?

>>28491182
>tfw he forgets the lube.

I'm just brain storming a flash game similar to Banned from Equestria. Only with stallions.

Setting it in the Crystal Empire would be the most convenient. Just because that puts Shining Armor, Sunburst, Thorax, and possible King Sombra within the same vicinity.
But they're all unicorns (more or less); and writing in Pegsi and Earth stallions is a little trickier. There's Flash Sentry of course. Possibly Double Diamond, since it's in the cold north and he skis, but he's practically a background pony.
I could shoehorn someone else in at the train station. Maybe a non pony like Iron Will?

I suppose that should be plenty to work with.

>>28491316
I support this idea. Sounds fucking fantastic.

>>28491316
It doesn't have to necessarily have to take place entirely in the crystal empire. Your character could just have the ability to travel there. Given that it would make more immersive sense to have that as a separate level or something.

I think any popular horse city would do. But it would be cool if your character would travel from city to city

10/10 would buy if it were real

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>>28491316
Having Thorax, you don't really have to travel to Ponyville or anything. Just bring him a Thunderbolt poster, and voila.

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>>28491316
>>28491629

maybe make Thorax the player character, sum it up as him "getting to know" the stallions of the crystal empire, maybe retain the race based puzzles by having him disguise as a certain pone for certain puzzles.

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Hope all of you wonderful homos are doing well.

>>28491216
You can clearly see the window, m8
Most predators are stupid as hell and wouldn't even know a window can be broken

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>>28491316
If I included a Day/Night cycle, I could use Dr.Hooves as a time skip device. But I'm still undecided on the puzzle mechanics

>>28491703
I've considered it. But I'm building a plot device around King Sombra in my mind. He corrupted the crystal heart and erected a barrier around the empire so no one can get in or out. Sunburst's attempt to summon help is what brings you to Equestria.

Shattering the Crystal Heart isn't an option, but with your help there's a chance to short circuit it's magic by filling it with homo lust! So your objective is to take these crystals and ...I think you know where i'm going with this.

>>28492345
just so long as you're not "le epin greenman" I'm more than okay with this plot summary.
now for the real question: is the player a top or bottom? choose wisely and remember "both" means twice the workload in the end heh

>>28492430
not that anon, but I'd think top would be better

>>28492664
I dunno man it seems like most of this thread is bottoms if the discord server is any indicator.

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>>28492430
Whatever the stallion desires.

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>Tying the last knot to the massive wagon, you gaze at your finished product
>Before you stands a 15 foot tall pile of luggage, keep-sakes, and supplies you have packed for the upcoming trip.
>If you were going to hike all the way to Appaloosa, you were going to have to pack a lot.
>Sure you weren’t going straight there. There are small towns along the way. Most likely there will be family there too. Go figure.
>You watch Applebloom, Granny Smith, Apple Fritter, Jonagold, Apple Cobbler, and Red Delicious saddle up on top of the wagon.
>They seem to be all set to head out.
>You glance behind you to look at your big brother.
>As always, he stands like a gargantuan red monolith.
>If you didn’t know any better he would be pretty attractive
>Too bad he’s gay
>You trot over to him to say your goodbyes>
”Whelp Big Mac, It’ll be right lonely without you on tha’ trip.”
>He puts his head down a little and looks towards the ground.
>”Eyyup”
“Oh you silly goof. C’mere”
>You wrap your forelegs around his muscular neck and shoulders. Your forelegs squish into his muscles. He may be incredibly strong, but he is still surprisingly soft.
>He raises one hoof to pat you on your back.
>You give one last firm squeeze and hop off. Trotting to the wagon, you hop up on top and signal the mule pulling the cart to start pulling.
>Looking back, You and the rest of the convoy give ‘Mac one last wave goodbye.
>Mac stands alone at the entrance of Sweet Apple Acres. His small, warm smile and final wave are the last you see of him as you turn around and look towards the road ahead.

>As you watch your family and company disappear over the horizon, you give a reliving sigh and head towards the barnhouse
>The warm feeling of your family’s comfort quickly falls away. Your troubled thoughts cloud your mind. Setting a thick, fog that bears a heavy weight on your conscious.

>>28494612
>You don’t even realize you have walked right into the barn house.
>You autopilot yourself up the stairs, and into your bed room.
>Target spotted, you head for the bed
>With each step you take, the heavier the fog gets in your head.
>Stress starts to accompany the haze in your mind.
>You flop onto the bed and lie there motionless
>Thoughts come out of the fog randomly and quickly.
>Ever since you tried to ask Caramel out, you weren’t the same

>>28494625
cont?

>>28494640
yes, please?

>page nine

>>28494640
Yes

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would you go to a gay changeling rave /hhh/?

>>28497759
I don't like to socialize.

>>28490798
Will gay horses make me gay for humans?

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>>28497807
Nah
Stallions are vastly superior in pretty much every way.

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>>28497993
that mac anatomy looks kinda wonk.

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bump

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>>28492345
I realized Sunburst is an ineffectual wizard, so there is no way he'd summon the player to Equestria. Although, I need an excuse to bring Sombra, so maybe...nah, this is going into edgy fanfic territory

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>>28499235
>I realized Sunburst is an ineffectual wizard, so there is no way he'd summon the player to Equestria.
He's a scholar extarordinare. Instead of attempting to put his own magic into the spell he can try to channel other sources of power into said ritual.

>>28499260

Maybe have candyass help? She can sense the homolust present in the population (including her husband) and realizes it's an untapped source of power for the heart or something.

>>28499260
>scholar extraordinaire
That sounds like the most useless thing to be.
>Hi I am a faggot that learns shit he can't even use! aren't I great?

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>>28499235
maybe have sombra be the reason instead and have it be like a "deal with the devil" type deal where you have x days to get as much ass as you can before he "collects" basically the "bad ending" scenario potentially trying to find a way around it as part of the puzzle of the game.

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>>28499641
Separation between hardcore theorists and hardcore practicists in society happened naturally long ago.
If you can't fathom why both are essential and useful, you are probably a brainlet.

>>28499796
cooked

Shining armor is canonically straight.

>>28499796
>Loynis
That prayer specialty was awesome.

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>>28499929
No shit sherlock!
Literally nothing prevents a dude from having a stereotypical nuclear family and upbringing it right, and having had a homo sex sometimes in the past/even present.

Homosexuality is just a fetish blown way out of proportions, except ~1% of special cases. If you can keep your lust for dick out from your family, you will be a good family man anyway. The same applues to all fetishes you can name - if you act responsible about your urges, they turn into a great source of pleasure. If you are not, well, then oven waits for you :^)

>>28499929
Shining Armor is canonically handsome

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>>28500071
this

>>28499929
Like we fucking care.

>>28499929
Shining Armor canonically likes women. Doesn't mean he can't like men as well.

I like to think that Cadence knows Shiny is bisexual, and thinks watching him fuck dudes is hot as fuck. So she actually goes on the prowl for timid little fags for her husband to anally annihilate, then ties them up for him and watches the show.

to people saying ldrs never work, months ago

they do
I now live with a ponyfag I found here and we perpetually cum inside each other

>>28500298

I also think she would enjoy her big strong husband being tied up and fucked by a another stallion.

>>28500086
Cadance is actually man

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>>28501192

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>>28500866
>just one

>>28500515
Can you describe him and yourself?

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>>28501284

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>>28501516
fake and gay

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>>28501284

>>28501532
I suspected that.
Love what anonymous users like to shitpost in this place.
>LOL DUDE ORANGES CAN SAVE THE WORLD WITH VITAMIN C USED AS LUBRICANT
kek.

>>28501466

>to raise moral Shining is frequently the guard cumdump with Candyass whispering encouragement into his ear.

>>28501936
>Crystal Pony morale has been great since the birth of Flurry Heart and the recrystalling of the heart itself
>but sometimes the stress and responsibilities get to Shining Armor's head

>"Pssst, something seems off about the Captain today, right? You see it too?"
>"Huh, yeah. He's definitely down today. C'mon, let's go!"
>two beefy stallions scoop him up on their backs and carry him back to his office, two more following close behind
>they drop him off on the mattress kept specifically kept for this purpose
>then they lube up and run train on him
>with practiced synchronicity - the moment one finishes another is there to take his place
>with careful pacing and enhanced stamina, they're able to run two full seamless cycles before they're spent

>three of them wash up and return to their duties, the largest stays behind to spoon
>a few minutes later, Shining Armor emerges
>he's wobbly, disheveled and generally a mess, but that trademark big doofy grin is unmistakable

>"t-thanks, guys. I needed that."
>"Sure thing, boss." "No problem, sir."
>He still has a bloated cum-gut by the time he returns home to Cadence

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Isn't Cadence's special talent love spells? Or drawing love out of people.

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>>28503063
considering how cutie marks work, probably both

but then, considering how silly ponies can be, she might accidentally detect stallions loving Shining Armor out of loyalty and duty.

Then she does her thing and interprets it as romantic love and amplifies it accordingly. Once she's turned the barracks into a cute little orgy it's just a matter of introducing anyone she finds who is lonely and introducing them to the stallion of their dreams!

>>28494625
>Your eyes are starting to water and your chest is sinking
>You try to hold in small whimpers but some slip through
>Slowly your face contorts and you let your cries slip out
>Your eyes water and fall to the mattress, soaking the area around your face
>your chest heaving shakes the bed slightly and something light and soft falls above your head
>You look up
>Its Smarty Pant
>your best friend
>now your only friend
>you clutch him and hold him to your chest
>clinging onto him for dear life
>the waves of sadness hit you full force, conjuring sobs and heaves
>the only thing under control is Smarty Pants
>you swear he is almost hugging back
>You love him so much
>he is always there for you
>your excessive crying quietly brings you into a slumber

>Mac’s quiet snoring fills the would be silence of his room
>tears still on his face, a single drop of sadness rolls down his cheek
>gathering drops on the way, it zig-zags till it reaches its target
>the tear collides with Smarty Pants, soaking into its raggedly stitched fabric

I know so far its a little cliche and im trying to make it less teenager angst.

I am a write fag in training so critique would be very appreciated

d-dont be gentle a-anon I can t-take it

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>>28503315
>Birds chirp their sing song tune outside
>sunlight cascades itself through your window
>your mind is brought back to Consciousness
>eyes still closed, you mentally prepare yourself for what is to come
>your dreaded morning routine
>grunting, you try to get out of bed and-
>wait
>hol up
>you can’t move
>well you can but something is in the way
>you quickly open your eyes
” what the fuck”
>currently spooning you is a grey pony with a two toned grey, dreaded mane.
>softly and peacefully snoring away, he is tightly pressed against your chest.
>he seems to be about average size for a stallion, and has quite a cute feminine face
>as he sleeps, peacefully snoring away, you are still in slight panic mode
>how the hell did this pony get in here
>and where the FUCK is smart pants
>if this nigga touched smarty pants you swea-
>the mystery pony stretches, extending his legs outwards
>you have to think of something fast
>the mystery pony smacks his lips and turns towards you, his tired gaze resting on your fear filled face
>his eyes widen as he recognizes you.
>An ear-to-ear smile appears on his face
>” Big Maaac!”
>the ecstatic grey pony hugs you with all his force
>you are absolutely fucking clueless as to what is happening right now
>you awkwardly put one of your hooves onto his back
>currently the grey pony is snuggling his face into your chest

>the grey pony removes himself from your chest and looks cheerfully at you
>one dull magenta eye and another dull blue eye gaze into your soul
>” what’s wrong Mac didn’t you miss me?!”
>oh god he is looking at you
>what you say could mean life or death
> dammit say something Big Mac!
” …Eyyup”
>” Awwwwwwwwww~~”
>the grey pony goes back to hugging you
>you mentally pat yourself on the back
>haha stilllll got it
>alright back to the situation at hand
>he seems to know you
>he seems to REALLY know you
>so maybe you can just play along?

horse dicks

>>28504177
https://derpibooru.org/1215368
https://derpibooru.org/736968
https://derpibooru.org/475781

Bamp

>>28505277

>>28505939

>>28505942

>>28506732
This thread is going downhill

>>28490798

Isn't soliciting sex by linking to "hookup" maps a violation of Global Rule 11?

>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

>>28507267
How about you go fuck off instead.

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I think there were a lot of writing opportunities with Double Diamond's talent for Skiing and the fact that the Equal Sign could look like a pair of skis.
The Cutie Map episode, "Our Town" could have played out in so many different ways.

Guzzling so much of Sunburst's spunk that you glow in the dark.

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>>28491316
So do you actually have the ability to make the actual game?

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Anyone alive?

>>28508019

>>28508039
great contribution i must say.

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Here's a cap of an incomplete green from a few threads ago. Please write more?

>>28507119
I don't think it was ever uphill to begin with, too many shitposts too little new content.

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Cowboy horse bump

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I like to imagine Bulk Bicep as Pound Cake's father.

>>28507267
>Soliciting sex by linking to "hookup" maps
lol fuck off
those maps aren't for sex.

Bump for sucking a big, musky horsecock and being bred like a mare

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Bump for best r63 ship

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What would your horsebando think of the presidential debate and who would he vote for?

>>28512740
Hilary
Cause hes a faggot

>>28512886

more and more fags are waking up and turning Republican because we don't want Hillary to flood the country with Muslims that will throw us off towers.

>>28512740
Hillary
Because he watched the debate and realized that Trump isn't in any way presidential, supports policies based off of flawed logic, and lies through his teeth

Would you rather have a stallion maid, or be a stallion's maid?

>>28513274
Be his maid of course.

>>28513274
I want to be Sombra's slutty maid

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>>28513496
You think Sombra would be a loving or harsh master towards his own maid?

>>28513560
I think he'd be just the right mix of the two. Loving enough to spoon on a cold night, but harsh enough to make his maids bend to his will.

Either way, I'd still beg for his cock.

>>28512740
He'd would talk shit about Hiliary and support Trump because theoretically he isn't American.

>>28513253

Thanks for correcting the record.

>>28512740
I cannot answer this, because either way, this thread'll veer even more off topic.

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Picture unrelated.
Don't you just hate it when you find fanart you really like, but it's the only gay piece the artist's gallery.

Favorite Artists?

>>28514875
I'm pretty keen on Hoverrover's proportions, although the style can have separation issues, it's hard to distinguish things without outlines.

>>28514875

Hoverrover is right up there with brae and sides as a really good gay artist imo.

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>>28514875
I don't really have a favorite.

With Braeburned gone, i'm hoping for someone to rise up and "take his place".

>>28515699
He was my favorite pony artist too. What happened to him? Did he just burn out?

>>28515748
>Did he just burn out?
Seems like the most likely option, seeing that he not only had to deal with college, cons, and probably some other shit, he also had to make the second part to Comic Relief.
also shameless bump

>>28515748

he wants to get back to his roots of actual furry shit.

instead of being horse famous he's just going to be gay furry artist 7463527

>>28515985
This. He's going to be drawing furry porn from now on, which i'm not a fan of. The last part of comic relief was the last "official" pony thing he was going to do.

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So how is your guys day going?

>>28516099

I hate to say this but I'm starting to enjoy gay furry porn. I'm starting down the abyss aren't I?

>>28515985
so how long until he does his Patreon raffles and mass YCH art spam?

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>>28516256
I used to enjoy that stuff too.
But do whatever you wanna do, my dud.

>>28516256
Ponies are pretty much furries anyway.

>>28516450
They're animals with human traits. That makes them anthro a.k.a "furry"
Some booru boards might label them feral. But what do they know? According to their logic cunt-"boys" aren't female; but dickgirls are male.

>>28516234
It'd be going a lot better if I had a horsedick inside me

>>28516523
Yep it's really annoying having to see cunt-boys it really kills my erection.

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otp bump.

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>>28517400
>otp

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If Brad could pony-up, would it change, you know, "downstairs".

This is important.

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>>28517775
he'd be otp that's for sure

>>28503586

Keep going

>>28517775
Oh, absolutely.

Furthermore, just like how Sunset Shimmer naturally has a mare vagina, if Pony Brad were to fall through the mirror, his human form would have a horsecock all the time.

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Rumblelane is too hot to handle
https://derpibooru.org/323619
https://derpibooru.org/1242852
https://derpibooru.org/1254943
https://derpibooru.org/970264
https://derpibooru.org/591101
https://derpibooru.org/466160

>>28518905
I like it when they both have hyper dicks

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/336683/rumble-of-thunder

>>28518905
>https://derpibooru.org/1242852
god I wish I was one of them
either one, I don't care

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You wake up and are the lightning horse
What do

>>28520272
Go back to sleep. I hate early mornings.

>>28520272
Find out what Zap apples taste like.
Travel Equestria. Ask some powerful being to make my stay is permanent.
...then get laid.

>>28518905
Fucking hottest shit ever. And I don't even like gay incest.

>>28520272
Hug Rumble even harder, because the two share a bed so they can cuddle.

>>28520272

fuck my little brother.

>>28520272
Find out how many wonderbolt dicks I can chug

>>28520272
Head to library to study everything.

Hiroshima's done it again.
also bump

>>28521553
Irelevant question but is /pol/ kill? Did the mods nuke the board?

>>28521568
It's back up now, if you didn't know.

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>>28520272
become otp

>>28520272
Go out and get fucked by as many stallions as possible>>28520387

>>28522183
Fuck, didn't mean to reply to >>28520387 (but I do hate mornings)

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>>28516234
Wanting to kill myself. Can you OD on antidepressants?

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>>28522602
Nope. Don't bother with tylenol or ibuprofen either, since they'll just liver damage and you'll suffer for days before dying. Plus you'll turn yellow, and nobody likes a yellow corpse.

>>28522602
Go out like a man with a buckshot to the head.

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>>28522602
Please, DO NOT!

>>28522642
Can't get a gun here with out going through a mental health check first. I'm euro trash.

>>28522657
Put on your faggiest clothes and go into an immigrant neighborhood. Sharia law will take care of the rest.

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>>28522657
No, you're not...

>>28507469
Point & Click games are pretty rudimentary. And of course I can draw.

But I dunno. I've never been successful at comics or RPG/SIM games because of the narrative requirement.
Without it, it's just an obtuse scene select for animation loops.

>>28522722
Then find a writer.

>>28522602
What country are you from? Depending on the country it might be easier or harder

>>28522796
Finland

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>>28522811
...Anon, please reconsider

>>28522811
Suicide is only a permanent solution to a temporary problem, do NOT kill yourself, no matter what.

>>28522751
An editor, more like it.

>>28522811
Well, what's the reason you wanna kill yourself? I mean look on the bright side, you don't live in Sweden

>>28522924
I'm completely worthless human being and i hate myself. I just want it all to end so i don't have to worry about anything anymore.

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>>28522942
It's your call. You can't force a horse to drink after all.

>>28522942
Oh, good. It's not apathy then.
All you need to do is reinvent yourself so all your shortcomings are irrelevant.

Oh hey what's going on in this thre- nevermind this got dark.

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>>28522942

>>28522992
THIS

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>>28522992
Just like S5 E6

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>>28522602
just buy a nuget and some ammo and off yourself, or better yet, go to a rental range and do it faggot, don't listen to hugbox trash, die with the glory of a gun in your hands as you pull the trigger for the first and last time.

alternatively, go to a car dealer and test drive the sportiest thing they have and just floor it without looking back, get the ride of your life.

>>28523130
Do some research on where to shoot first. Most people who shoot themselves in the head will actually survive, if you call losing personality/long term memory/etc living.
And don't use something tiny like a .22. 'Muh stoppin powah' may be a myth, but you don't want to spend minutes/hours in agony as you bleed to death from a bugbite.

>>28523150
the best option is to use a shotgun and slug rounds, those'll put most things down in one to the head.

>>28522942
Go off some shitskins or something. Go out a hero that will be remember for your great deads.

>>28522942
Become a real human bean and kill swedes

>>28523130
>Suicidal anon, drives through your home and takes you with him.
That's what you get.

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>>28523216
>implying Yuropoor

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Funny how it went from fucking your own little brother to how to commit suicide so quickly

>>28523357
i wanna lick it

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Alright, Anon, you finally did it. In violation of basic biology and common sense, you've successfully impregnated your horsebando.
Whether intentional or not, you better take responsibility. Celestia takes a dim view of deadbeat fathers.

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>>28524240
Celestia is an ignorant cunt.

Male sea horses ((Hippocampus erectus)) carry eggs in a pouch between their pecs. Where they hatch and gestate in a supply of milk and regulated saltine water.
When the "fry" are ready to be born, the male expels them with muscular contractions (so manly). He typically gives birth at night and is ready for the next batch of eggs by morning when his mate returns. Like almost all other fish species, seahorses do not nurture their young after birth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse

>>28524612
The survival rate is only 0.5% they're so small and just float away on water currents. The lucky ones drift into food.

>>28524240
That's dumb, you're dumb. We should talk more about pleasing Rumble.

>>28524240

>implying I wouldn't be the bottom

>>28522642
Different anon here, I wish. No weapons on me and I'm in the US. Might as well just go out with a literal bang - maybe not with a shotgun, but in a car crash or something.

>>28522653
>>28522676
>What can I post to be completely useless and annoying at the same time?

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>All pegasi are gay
>They only mate with the opposite gender out of obligation, and usually puke afterwards
>Sometimes the government has to pay pegasi to breed to prevent the species from going extinct

>All unicorns are bi
>They hide it behind a respectable veneer, calling it 'courtly love', but unicorn threesomes are a thing to behold

>All earth ponies are straight
>Their connection with the natural world makes heterosexual sex for the sole purpose of procreation the norm
>They consider the other races to be decadent freaks and can barely tolerate the thought of two males doing... That...

>>28522602
Go kill kebab finland.
Seriously, get a gun and just go ape shit in a Muslim zone. Tell our horsebandos that we said hey.

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So let's say you go to Equestria and you can't be with your horsebando. Maybe he's already taken, maybe he's straight, maybe he's just creeped out by your weird spider-hooves.
Would you settle for some random background pony? He's got his own life outside the show, he might even be a really nice and interesting guy, but he's not the stallion you've been masturbating to for years. Is this good enough for you?

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>>28526571
Depends. Is his ass still luxurious?

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>>28526883
More than likely. It could be soft and luxurious, hard and chiselled, gross and dirty, it all depends on your personal choice.

>>28526571
Can I "settle" for, say, six beefy horseicorns who are totally in to each-other and find me interesting enough to induct me into their lewd cuddlepile?

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>>28528076
I dunno. 6 is a nice, neat number. You better bring something good to the table to justify messing it up.
What are your skills/hobbies?

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these two are so cute together.

>>28514875
Skipsy and CobaltSnow.

Both ded.

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Do you think Sunburst had coltfriends during his attendance in Unicorn Magic School and that is the reason he couldn't write to Glimmer?
If that's the case, there is another reason for me to adore that qt unicolt.

>>28529017
I like to think he does his part to help power the Crystal Heart, and that cape is just as useful as hiding how he walks funny the morning after parties at the castle as it is showing his position as a mage.

>>28528437
Well, I can mix drinks and wear a maid outfit if they're in to that sort of thing.
Really, I can save them from using magic by helping out with a bunch of tasks at the end of the day. I can help them out of their suits and into their pajamas, I can brush their manes, things like that.
I don't think I'd be able to jerk two off at a time (they're just so large!), but I could certainly help one at a time and see where it goes from there.

Besides, everyone knows 7 is a much luckier number!

>>28529029
You know,thats really cute and him not becoming together with glimmer at the end of S6 premier makes much more sense.

>>28529516
God I want to snuggle him until he bursts.

>>28529516
Good lord that's cute. I'd touch him places.....

>>28529712
I want to cumflate him until he bursts, then mount his cutie mark on the wall as a trophy.

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>>28529890
What a disturbing fetish

>>28529990
Don't worry, he probably knows a spell to reform himself. Then we can snuggle.

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>>28530032
Thats still a weird fetish, but okay

>>28524240
I'd rub his belly with a baseball bat

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>>28502910
What

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I want dusk shine to hold me as I fall asleep.

>>28531051

I want to give him, Blitz and Butterscotch wing massages, followed by a nice gay orgy.

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Got any sexi pegasi, /hhh/? Wing tips like these are the best.

>>28529092
Fuck now I need green of this

I want to be the harem's slut

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How many of you have read this?

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>>28532728
>implying the gay identity is feminine
>not obsessive Macho interests

This is just another general, full of circlejerking and has nothing special at all.

>>28534244
Generals are...get this... general; Their not specific.
If it's made specifically for circlejerking, then it's not a general as you say.

Your post doesn't meet this thread specificity, therefore it's a shitpost and you, by extension, are a shitposter.

>>28529890
>>28530032
>"Can you, uh, take that down? It's kind of weirding me out"
>"No"

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Best stallion bump

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>>28535768

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>>28536108

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>Discord's antics will never be punished by community service
>He will never gulp down gallons of spunk every day for a week
>He will never subtly change everypony he services
>Some will never become musky and sweaty
>Others will never find muscle gains extremely easy
>Still others will never have their cocks and balls grow twice their normal size
>They will never leave their wives and form a big gay herd
>Discord will never congratulate himself on a job well done

>>28536255
>no one remembers putting him in the stocks in the first place
>Ponyville doesn't even have a stockade

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>>28532112

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>not having an actual horse stallion

why live

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need more Troubleshoes

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>>28536622
>not liking 2dmr horse
shiggy

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>>28536636
>That mane bite
unf

>>28535224

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>>28535768
forgive me for using this shitty picture

I want to see Soarin deploying his "air break" during an air show with other male WB members.

>>28540148
Do bat ponies Eyeball Armor really blink like that?

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>>28540148
Kevin a qt.

I want to force your Horsebando onto his knees and have him slobber on my knob, trailing that tongue up and down my glands and pushing it into his mouth, defiling his tastebuds with my pre, his lips gently brushing against my pubic hair until I pull my cock out and force him face down, tail flagged upwards because he knows what is coming next. Cheeks warm, legs spread, and a quivering hole for me to explore.

>>28540764
3/10
Force how? If he's already on his knees, how does he then go face down. Were you imagining a human pose? You switched tones from forcefulness to obedience in the same run-on sentence.
You could have painted the same picture with "I'd fuck it's face, then it's ass"

>>28541690
>You switched tones from forcefulness to obedience in the same run-on sentence.

What?

>"I'd fuck it's face, then it's ass"
Well I was trying to be more exciting then that.

So how does /hhh/ feel about D/s relationships?

>>28541952
I want to be a stallion's pet.

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>>28541983

How would you serve him?

I'd blindfold your horsebando from behind. He'll whinny, mistaking me for you. When I drag my cock across his face he'll note a difference in it's weight and girth. But he's so faithful and eager to please he won't make the connect that you shouldn't be home. He'll start getting erect after a few slurps of my tip. I'll guide his head so he autofellates himself. He'll be surprised when I work my fist into his ass. Elbow deep, he'll cry your name. I'll vigorously stroke his member with my free hand. He's never know you to pleasure him this well. He won't realize you're just then coming home. When he's about to erupt I'll yank off the blindfold. Even seeing you in the doorway, the pleasure will be too great, "Don't stop!" he'll beg until his seed floods the floor.
I'll slide my arm out his ass with a stringy trail of viscous lube, and give you a wet pat on the face as I exit. That's how it's done.

[Don't know why I wrote this in future tense. It's weird and distant. Don't do it.]

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>>28542326
>fisting
>cuck shit

>>28542326
> "Don't stop!" he'll beg until his seed floods the floor.
I'll slide my arm out his ass with a stringy trail of viscous lube, and give you a wet pat on the face as I exit.

this is literally the only line I read and I'm confused regarding your level of cuck faggotry here

>>28542173
I'd keep him warm at night when he's cold and give myself to him every time he's horny. I'd do everything he says without question and I'd live for his praise.

>tfw that'll never happen

>>28542547

I'm not a pony, but I would be that masculine force for you to serve in our world if you'd like.

>>28542567
That'd be nice, Anon.

Where are you? Maybe I live close by.

>>28542646

Las Vegas.

>>28542412
You're not really cuckold if you're a polygamist. It just means you're not the favorite anymore.
Non linear horse herd hierarchy and all that...

>>28542650
That's actually pretty close to me. I live in Phoenix.

Wanna fuck?

>>28542743

Hmm, no honestly. I'd rather not drive a long ways or even across town for a sexual fling. I'm kind of scared of doing that and though I'm a dom I'm still really inexperienced and pretty shy. I'd rather date first sorry.

>>28542754
Figured it was worth a shot. I'm just kinda lonely right now.

>>28542765

I mean it sounds nice but I'm not into hookup culture and I don't really trust people easily. I'd rather get to know you as a friend instead of just have sex randomly. I'm too nervous about it and don't consider myself very attractive. You're the closest person I've ever met online though, I never thought I'd get anyone closer then Cali since my location is so remote otherwise.

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bump

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>tfw no qt sailorpony bf

>>28544738
that blue one in the back looks like he needs a hug.

>>28522602
I think a better question is "should I"
Don't do it Anon

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>>28544975
They all look like they need a hug.

>>28546017

Rarity has been flashing her whore pussy at them the whole way and they just can't take it anymore. After they loaded her shit they all had a big gay orgy.

>>28546082
>ywn be in a big gay sailor orgy.
why live

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>"Eight inches? Pfffhahaha!"
>"I'm sorry, I'll go on top this time. I'll look around for a growth spell later, don't worry."

>>28533945

>>28546082

After they load the ship they load each other full of cum.

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rump bump

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One more bump before sleep. Don't let it die please

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63'd flurry a qt

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>>28544738

>ywn welcome each brave, rugged little sailor pony aboard your ship with a kiss and a knowing wink to make them blush.
>ywn bond with your adorable crewmates by snuggling together to fend off the cold sea air.
>ywn rescue the curly-haired one from drowning, then pull off his soaking, tight striped shirt, dry him and comfort him with warm blankets and hot chocolate.
>ywn watch them act all tough on deck, then wake you up at three in the morning because they had a nightmare about sea monsters.
>ywn spend a last tender night giving each exhausted little sailor pony your personal attention, knowing the next day they'll be going ashore and leaving you, until next time.

>>28544738

time for some rum, sodomy, and the lash m8s

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small lewd inbound

http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/151204841227/what-a-snoozin-hors-unfortunately-due-to-a-huge

>>28549435
veri gud hoers

>>28549470
Thank you, friendo~

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>>28546757
>"Still bound to the petty instinctual need for sex? Pfft, figures. I'm two smart for that. I'll be attauning a deeper understanding of the universe while you masturbate in the corner, brainlet."

>>28546757
>"a full fucking yard?"
>"I'm pretty sure you can't even fuck actual horses with that useless tube of beef. I'll jerk you off because you're adorable, but I really don't know how you expect to put it in anyone."

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>>28549789
>tfw to intelligint too fall fore Sunbursts' shit tricks

>>28548600
>ywn catch one of them in the cargo hold trying to empty his pent-up balls after being out at sea for weeks without release
>ywn give him a seductive smile as you wrap a hand around the base of his rock-hard shaft and run your tongue along the tip
>ywn take him in your mouth and eagerly suck on his cock
>hwn cover his mouth to try and muffle his moans of pleasure as he fires off load after load of hot cum into your mouth
>ywn pull his cock out of your mouth with a lewd pop and turn around to see the rest of the crew staring at you, eager and horny, hooves rubbing their rock-hard, dripping shafts
>ywn be fucked over and over as every stallion on deck releases their pent-up loads deep inside you

>>28548600
something something seamen

>>28548334
Are those large wings compensating for something?

>>28550561
they counterbalance his enormous penis

The problem I have with lewd stallion art is how people draw a fat perineum that sticks out pass the glutes, so then it looks like the scrotum is hanging off the asshole.

>>28548600
FUCKING STALLION IMMIGRANTS ARE POISONING MY HORSE PORN STASH

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>>28550102
My dick is hard as diamonds right now. more please

>>28552062
I'd go full writefag and use >>28548600 and >>28550102 as prompts. Should I?

>>28552120
go ahead my man

>>28552120
Do it!

>>28552138
>>28552141
Alright. I'll deliver sometime Sunday afternoon. It's 3 AM and I need to sleep.

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>>28552120
You miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take

>>28550926
Finally someone else gets it

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>>28552120
do it

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>>28552062

>someone posted irl dick pics in #hhh. I asked him not to send dick pics here. it's not allowed and I was in college. Homo said "Fuck your pardon". He send his dick pic in this group. I had to spammed so i wouldn't see dick pics in college. Homo said "Fuck the spammer" then ban me. I got banned. I had to hack discord then i had returned then ban Homo and make Admins and Mods not admin/mods anymore. I had to take over the hhh group. because i asked someone and homo not send their dicks but they made me mad. College kicked me out for sexting. :p

It's crazy dream.

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>>28554100
Please, my dick can't take it

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>>28552120

Do it friend

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>>28554411
I am intrigued. ;^)

>>28554411
honestly fucking what

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>>28554411
It's all just a dream.

>>28556331

>>28557190

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>>28556331
>>28557190
>>28557492
/mlp/ has a lot of traffic today.

Got any soarin pics, /hhh/?

>>28552754
I'm not the only one!

>>28550926

could you show me an example?

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>>28557700

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>>28558030
This https://e621.net/post/show/735778/
Or this https://e621.net/post/show/858740/

It really needs to be thinner with the scrotum further underneath. They're horses, not cats.

I'm not Gay but I want to suck cute stallion dick. Even gone as far as to look up if I could buy horse semen inexpensive to jerk off with and drink. What's happened to me?

>>28558467
I like the cute little bulge

I want to poke and squish it every time I see it

>>28558474
Thank you for reminding me that I'm on 4chan.

>>28558467
I see nothing wrong with either picture. I'd worship that bulge like you wouldn't believe.

Alright, it's time for me to deliver! I'm >>28552120, now with my own name and everything. This is a fairly big dump (over 10,000 words), so buckle your seatbelts.

>You are Anon.
>And you are homeless.
>Well, homeless might not be the right word. You’re more of a wanderer.
>After Twilight fucked up a spell and zapped you into Equestria, she tried to make you feel as welcome as possible.
>But even with her five friends trying their best to get you settled in, you didn’t feel like Ponyville was right for you.
>Plus you didn’t give a fuck about those mares anyways.
>So, one day, you gathered the pity cash Celestia gave you and left
>And for the past four months you’ve been travelling Equestria, seeing the sights and meeting the ponies.
>It’s nice, really.
>Twilight sent you a pension of a couple hundred bits whenever you popped up on the radar, but eventually that stopped too.
>You take odd jobs to get whatever bits you need and then, after you get tired of where you’re staying, you move on.
>For the past week you’ve been staying in Baltimare, but it’s getting boring, so today, you’re leaving.
>As you walk out of town you examine one of the signs that are scattered all across Equestria that point down the different paths out of town.
>Fillydelphia ia 50 miles north, Manehatten is 120 miles north, Ponyville is 150 miles west, Canterlot is 175 miles northwest.
>You’ve already been to all of those places.
>But down at the bottom, partially obscured by a large bush, is another sign.
>Seaward Shoals, 30 miles south.
>Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

>>28558668
>You head down the southbound path along Horseshoe Bay for a few hours and, slowly, a small dot grows on the horizon.
>The town grows in your sights until you’re standing in front of a large sign that reads “Welcome to Seaward Shoals: Equestria’s Gateway to the Open Ocean.”
>So it’s a port city.
>You’ve seen the galleons and clippers moving in and out of other towns, but you’ve never paid them much mind.
>Now you have the chance to.
>The town is bustling with activity much like any bigger city, and many of the businesses have help wanted signs in front.
>But they’re all mundane places like bakeries or restaurants, and you didn’t walk for half a day just to be a waiter.
>One place, though, catches your eye.
>It’s a fairly tall, ornate Victorian building with the words “Apple Line” lettered in gold above the front door.
>And, sure enough, they’re hiring.
>You walk through the heavy oak doors into a dimly lit, but nonetheless busy, lobby and approach one of the mares behind a large table.
“Pardon the interruption, but I couldn’t help but notice you’re hiring.”
>The mare glances up and, after a small double-take that you’ve grown used to, clears her throat.
>”That we are! One of our smaller cruise ships, the Oceanic, needs another deckhand. Voyages are usually three weeks long, and the pay is 500 bits per trip. The work is fairly difficult, so you’ll need to be fairly able-bodied for the job. You’ll also have to be interviewed by the Second Officer of the Oceanic, Twister.”
“Sure, I’ll do it.”
>”Great! He’s right through there. Just knock and he’ll let you in.”
“Thank you.”

>>28558681
>You walk over to the small door and knock.
>After a few seconds, a yellow stallion with a purple mane and some equally purple stubble opens the door and looks you up and down for a moment.
>”You’re here for the interview?”
“Yes, I am.”
>”Good. Just sit down and I’ll ask you a couple questions. It won’t take me long to figure out whether or not you’re worth being a part of our crew, so this’ll only be a few minutes.”
“Alright. Take all the time you need.”
>He smiles, and you sit down.
>”Alright, so, first off, I’m sure I haven’t seen you around here before. What brought you to Seaward Shoals?”
“Well, I’ve been seeing the sights and doing various jobs around Equestria for the past few months. Mostly hard labor; apparently, my hands are better than hooves.”
>A small grin forms on his face before he asks another question.
>”Have you worked on a ship before?”
“No, but I can learn.”
>”You got the kind of endurance working on a cruise ship requires? Because it’s hard shit. Between maintaining the ship and taking care of the passengers’ every need, you won’t get much sleep. And if you don’t like it, you can’t quit until we get back to port.”
“I’m fairly confident in my abilities.”
>”Good.”
>He pats you on the back and smiles.
>”Welcome to the crew. I’ll take you over to the Oceanic and show you around until the other deckhands get back. They’re helping load cargo onto the Adriatic, our sister ship, and won’t be back for a few hours.”
“Sounds good to me.”

>>28558691
>The two of you exit the brick building and he leads you down a steep hill to the bustling piers.
>If you thought the city was busy, these docks are insane.
>Ponies rush in every direction, and wooden ships bob in the water, masts piercing the sky.
>He leads you past a white mare dressed like Rose DeWitt Bukater that you recognize as one of Twilight’s friends onto a ship across from the one she’s boarding.
>That would have been awkward.
>You step onto the deck and Second Officer Twister pauses for a moment.
>”This is the Oceanic. One hundred fifty feet long, fifty foot beam. The Boat Deck is the hub of all the ship’s activity. It’s where passengers enter, leave, and get fresh air. Up those stairs is the Bridge Deck and the wheelhouse, where you can find the captain on most days.”
>He walks aft and through a small wooden door, and you’re only a few steps behind.
>”Through those doors is the lounge, and down these stairs is the heart of the ship.”
>He leads you down the staircase into a long hallway, and you get a good view of his toned flanks and his plump balls as his short tail swishes while he walks down the stairs, even though you’re not trying to look.
>”This is the Upper Deck. Most of the deck is occupied by passenger cabins, but past that door is a staircase to the crew’s section of the lower decks. Beyond that are the officers’ cabins.”
>He leads you down a staircase directly under the one you walked down to get to the Upper Deck, and you enter a bright, sunny room, decorated with lush plants and wicker furniture.
>”We’re on the Middle Deck right now, and this is the Reception Room. Through those doors is the Dining Hall, and past that is the Galley. You’ll eat in the Dining Hall in the mornings before the passengers’ breakfast, after their lunch, and after their dinner.”
>You walk through the Dining Hall, decorated in whites and greens, and Twister stops at an unmarked door.

>>28558703
>”This where the Oceanic ends for the passengers, but through here is where we begin.”
>He opens the door and you’re ushered into a small galley.
>”There’s not much to see here. Through there is a storeroom, and through here is the crew’s staircase.”
>You walk through the door and into a cramped staircase, which he starts down.
>”Going up leads you back to the Upper Deck, but down here on the Lower Deck are the cargo holds and the crew’s berths.”
>There’s not much to see on the Lower Deck either, just the near-empty cargo holds and, at the end of the hall, your new sleeping quarters.
>He showed you which bunk is yours, and it’s nothing special, but you still feel a little bit happy about having a permanent place to sleep for the next three weeks.
>Quickly, though, you’re brought back to reality by the Second Officer.
>”Now that the tour’s over, it’s time for work to begin. The crew should be back any minute. Your first job is to help load cargo, prepare the cabins, and board the passengers, in that order. The uniform we had for you is made for ponies, so I’m guessing it won’t fit. I’ll try to go in town and get something cooked up for you before we leave. Understood?”
”Yep.”
>”You’re a deckhand on the Oceanic now. That’s ‘Yes, Second Officer Twister’.”
“Yes, Second Officer Twister.”
>He smiles.
>”Good. Don’t think I’m a stickler for rules, in fact, I’m probably the most casual officer onboard, but take the time to learn the unspoken rules of shipping. It’ll save you from embarrassment later on. Trust me.”

>>28558713
>You nod and follow him up to the Boat Deck.
>You see a band of stallions, all wearing the same blue-and-white-striped uniform, making their way to the ship.
>”There’s the rest of the crew now.”
>They’re talking amongst themselves, and as they draw closer, you start to pick up on what they’re saying.
>”What did she have in those stupid boxes, anyways? Rocks?”
>”Probably just more of those glitzy expensive clothes she was wearing.”
>”What does she need all that shit for? They’re going on a day-long cruise!”
>”I think the Adriatic is sitting about three feet lower in the water after we finished than it was when we started.”
>”I hope they tie those boxes together and use them as an anchor.”
>”Damn, I’m exhausted. What a perfect way to start the cruise.”
>They make their way up the ramp and stop when they see you.
>”This is the new recruit?” one of them asks.
>Second Officer Twister, who was preoccupying himself with checking the rigging, provides a quick yes, and when the crew notices him, they erupt into cheers and storm on deck.
>He tries to slink below decks, but one stallion is blocking the door.
>He grimaces and covers his ears before they open their mouths and- sing?
>At least, you think it’s singing.
Toronado, concienda il ma pweeb!
Toronado, ah, he rules the laws of speed!
Toronado, he's a bull of a machine!
Toronado, beauty like I've never seen!
>They start repeating the words “Cuando, cuando!”, gaining speed with each repetition, and he sighs and starts laughing.
>When they finish, the group erupts into whoops and hollers, and you can’t help but find yourself laughing at the situation.

>>28558725
>One of the stallions, a lime green pony with a light blue mane, suddenly remembers you’re there, and shouts to the rest of the group.
>”Hey, let’s not forget about this greenhorn here! What’s your name?”
“Anon.”
>”Anon? What the hell kind of name is that?” someone shouts.
>”Don’t worry brah, we’ll find something better eventually,” says another.
>Somehow, in this insanity, Twister restores order.
>”Alright everybody, you can rib the new guy later. Right now we’ve got the first shipments of cargo set to arrive in minutes, cabins to prepare, and passengers to board. So let’s get to it! Clipper, Brah, you’re responsible for Anon.”
>Two ponies feign groans of frustration.
>Or you hope it’s feigned.
>From the way they’re exaggerating every move they make, it seems like it.
>Either way, the crew scatters, save for a blue pony with a messy, sandy blonde mane and an off-white pony with a spiky green mane.
>The blue pony speaks first.
>”Hey, the name’s Clipper. This right here is Brah. We drew the short straw so we’re babysitting you. You heard Toronado, right?”
“Toronado?”
>They both shout “Concienda il ma pweeb!” before getting serious again.
>”That’s his nickname, brah. Everyone has one, and you’ll get yours eventually, too.”
“Sweet. So, we’re loading cargo, preparing rooms, and boarding passengers, right?”
>”Yep! We’ll mostly be doing the heavy lifting, though.”
>”Such is life, dude.”
>Although you try not to notice, you can’t help but notice their flanks are just as toned and thick as Toronado’s.
>This is gonna be a long trip.

And that's all for now! I've made a Pastebin to keep everything in one place. Link is http://pastebin.com/6SBZRzTH

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>>28558668
>>28558681
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>>28558739
>inb4 tldr

>>28558739

I did that first bit of green, was hoping someone would make more out of it. Thanks, friend.

>tfw no Zebra X Anon greens

This doesn't exist, right?

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>>28559391
It probably does.
Fucking race mixers.

>>28559391
Read a good 2nd person fic ages ago on fimfic about a gay anon dating and marrying a zebra single father in ponyville. It was one of the comfiest things I've ever read. I'll see if I can find it.

Here we go:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153595/those-stripes
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171117/those-stripes-deleted-scenes

>>28560282
Whoops, it was 1st-person, not second. It's been a few years.

Giant cocks: y/n?

http://gunpowdergreenteaart.tumblr.com/post/151273758418/not-lookin-to-cause-any-trouble-are-ya-this

>>28560282
Its the only one though.

Any more?

>>28560344
neigh

>>28558739
Thanks for the green.