Why can't we just end it all by summoning a vast army

>>28479624
I support the motion to summon an army of ponies to eat all humans.

>>28479624
because they aren't real

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>>28479624
Because it requires a blood ritual and we don't know any female virgins.

>>28482371
what's the exchange rate on male/female virgins
maybe we can work something out

>>28479624
Is that a FAMAS?

>>28479624
>implying an AK's dust cover could get hot enough to light a cigarette without the handguards igniting first

>>28483639
I like the way you think ...

>>28479780
No

>>28484679
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlL-uRkJ0yA

>>28483639
The only large, sustainable supply of female virgins is on Tumblr and we don't want to do business with them.

>>28485703
>>>>>implying
https://youtu.be/EwSJiAwoMpY

>>28485703
>the AK is great because when the pencil-thin barrel melts and gets unusably bent after a couple of magazines you can fix it by smacking it repeatedly with a blunt object

>>28485733
>the AK is better than the AR because an AK with a preposterously heavy sporter barrel can last slightly longer dumping mag after mag on full auto than an AR with a skinny-under-the-handguards government-contour barrel can

>>28479624