>"I see you got my text. Thanks for the reply, butthead.

>>28473809
ok do it. I don't care

>>28473809
>genuflects

>>28473809
>"Yes, my browser history is unique. It DOESN'T have porn in it! Use incognito, dumbass."

>>28473809
>implying I'm not open about my faggotry
There's nothing to be scared of when you just stop giving a shit. Vorefag, microfag, horsefucker, TFfag, slimefag and proud.

>>28473844
>Anon proceeds to email everybody's browser history to everyone, including his own.

>>28473809
"... I'm Amish! You stupid bitch."
>"What? Bull shit! You're just trying to hide the fact you're into that gory shit woth body parts all cut open!"
"[External Retching Intensifies]."
>"Oh, nice try! LOOK AT THI-"
"BLAAAAAGh!"
>"AW, gross!"
"THAT'S gross?! That girls breasts were cut- BLAAAAAHH!"
>"On my shoes?! C'mon!"
"Oh go-Oh god, I can't- Blaaaaagh!"
>"Okay! Fuck, I believe you! Whose browser history is this then?"
>As you whimper, clutching your stomach, lips fresh with vomit, Pinkie Pie passes you and Rainbow Dash.
>"Hiya Dashie! Heya neighbor!"
>You and Rainbow both pause.
>She slowly clicks something on her phone, puts it away, and thrns from you.
>Her expression is a staunch shock.
>"Anon."
>She then walks away.
>When she is gone, you compose yourself, wiping your mouth and handing Pinkie Pie fifteen bucks.
"Thanks for the warning and help."
>She giggles, counting the money in her hands.
>"Noooo problem! Nobody's kink should be put out in the open like a sad clown! Talk to you later, Nonny!"
>She hums and walls off.
>Thank god Rainbow Dash didn't find out you were into dykes and armpit sniffing.

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>>28473863
My nigga Pinkie Pie

>>28473809
I delete it daily.

>>28473809
>no hooves

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>>28473809
It will go just like my e-mails. No one will care.

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>>28473809
Fuck off RD.

>>28473809
"...which one, since I don't save it?"
>"Y-you know...that one!"
"No, seriously, I don't"
>"..."
"Dash, are you ok?"
>"W-whatever, gimme a kiss or I'll send hack your pc and delete the System32 folder!"
"But I use Linux"
>"...a hug?"
"..."
>"P-pretty please?"
"10 bits."
>"5!"
"12"
>"...7?"
"15."
>"Ok, h-have 10!"
"and no nuzzling"
>"OH, COME ON!"

>>28473809
>browser history

>>28473809
Do it you pussy!

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Oh god. One of my biggest fantasies is being Dash's slave and being made to clean her sweaty cunt and ass with my mouth whenever she gets sweaty, or whenever she feels like having me do it in general

>>28473809
>[Incognito noises in the distance]

>>28473809
>implying I don't use private browsing at all times, even when I'm not doing anything discreet
It's just become a habit of mine, and I don't want friends snooping through my stuff anyway.

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>>28473809
>Butthead
Uh... Does this mean I'm gonna score? Uheheheh

>>28474395
but then you can't use adblock

>>28474266
... Well, enjoy your femdom?

>>28474546
Adblock is for weaklings without the patience to sit through an ad, or the kindness to support content creators.

>>28476058
>Adblock is for weaklings without the patience to sit through an ad, or the kindness to support content creators.
Do i look like some sort of goy to you?

>>28473809
"Wow, rude. And I though you were cool."
>walk away in dismissive fashion without any further interaction

>>28476143
>Rainbow Dash is shocked that her plan to get close to you backfired
>She forcefully becomes your slave as she desperately tries to make it up to you

>>28473809

>>28477371
I WANT THIS IN MY LIFE
WRITEFAGS

WRITEFAAAAAAGS!!!

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>>28473809
Go ahead and see if you can log into your email then.

>>28474027
Fangirl Dash is cute as fuck.
Someone have that pic of a very excited RD trying to get attention?

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>I guess I have to beat you to death instead of just a little, then. I'll find the drive on my own.

Then I would break her neck.

saved

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>>28474468
yeh me too heh he he..

cmon, writefags, whats wrong

>>28479090
Ouch, I cut myself on the edge.

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>>28473809
>I email everyone at school your very... unique... browser history."
Please don't

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>I see you got my text
Jokes on you, I didn't enable read receipts

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>>28481575
>klarvaken.se
Härregud anon, är du nån slags rasistnazist?

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>>28482210
Herrejävlar, du är den första svensken jag sett här, det var väl på tiden
Och ja, jag är den störta rasist-nazist-fascisten på planeten

>>28473809
>>"I see you got my text. Thanks for the reply, butthead. Here's how this is gonna go. Either you be my slave and do WHATEVER I tell you to, or I email everyone at school your very... unique... browser history."
>browser history
>unique
okay, its not like i use Incognito or anything.

>>28473809
>I see you got my text
>text
Bitch, I don't have a phone

I will let you spread my browser history. I have nothing to lose.

>>28473809
Blackmail is illegal you stupid fucking cunt.

This is why I have a tape recorder in my pocket every time I talk to someone.

>>28476058
>Said the shniveling Jew, as he as he rubs his hands together and grins

"Shit."
>The girl with the polychromatic hair grins at you, absolutely sure of the leverage she'd gained on you.
>And boy, did she gain it.
>While you're sure that everyone has their own kind of kinks and people generally don't put TOO much stock in the preferences of others, having your browser history made public isn't really something you're comfortable with right now.
"H-how the fuck did you even get this?"
>"I'm a leet haxxor, bitch."
"No you're not."
>"Okay, I'm not. Still, I have my ways."
"You checked my laptop when I brought it over to your house the other day and went to the toilet, didn't you?"
>Rainbows smirk drops for a second before her bravado returns.
>"A-anyway! You gonna accept or what?"
>Fuck.
>Sweat starts pooling on your forehead, slowly running down and stinging your eyes.
>She's not bluffing.
>She actually got a hold of your browsing history.
>Of all the people, for HER to find it.
"Shit!"
>"You're cute when you realize you're trapped, dude," she chuckles, the certainty of her win now clearly evident in her voice.
"No."
>"What do you mean no? You really want this shit to get out?"
>Shaking her smartphone in front of your face, Rainbow moves for the killing blow.
>"Fine! Let's have a look then, shall we?"
"Wait!"
>"Nuh uhh."
>Wait a second.
"Hold on Dash, so you actually haven't read it yet?"
>"Well... no. I wanted to offer you the chance to make this all go away quietly. But, as you chose to be a giant homo..."
>She swipes at the screen, flicking through a series of hastily stolen snapshots of your computer screen.
"Dash, please!"
>She didn't yet see it herself.
>There might be hope.
"I'll pay you!"
>"Don't want money, dude... Okay, here we go: Wikipedia. Lame! YouTube. Lame!"
"I'll do your homework!"
>"You're already doing that anyway... 4chan? Now that's a bit sick dude. Aren't these guys like rapists and molesters and shit?"
"No, shut up."
>Fuck, fuck, fuck.
>She keeps going, scrolling further and further down her images.

>>28482755
>"Some torrent shit... some game walkthrough... Amazon... dude?!"
>She looks up, confusion written over her face.
>"Where's the porn?"
>Porn?
"I uhm... I use incognito mode."
>"The fuck? What the hell, what are you getting all sweaty for then?"
"I dunno, privacy and stuff. I don't want other people rummaging through my history."
>That's right, play it down.
>Act cool and maybe she'll take the bait.
>Rainbow narrows her eyes at you.
>"I don't believe you."
>She says it slowly, deliberately, a spider momentarily confused what kind of fat insect she actually caught in her net.
>But she's sure she did catch SOMETHING.
>And she did.
>"Something must be here."
>You force a laugh, the sound more akin to a dry choking due to the lack of saliva in your mouth right now.
"There really isn't. I just wanted to make you THINK there was something. Ha!"
>Rainbows eyes flick from you to her smartphone's screen and back.
>"No..."
>She keeps scrolling.
>"No... you were too scared, too- AHA"
>The gunshot-like outburst almost makes you jump.
>"I knew it!"
>Fuck!
>The smug grin returning to her face, Rainbow clears her throat before reading aloud.
>"Google search: 'How to tell a girl you like her'. Hehe."
>Shit fuck.
>"So you're looking for some love advice, huh? How cute. 'How to impress athletic girls'. 'How to talk to fit girls'... Wait, what?"
>She gives you a quizzical look.
"Haha. Cloudchaser, you know? From the other class. She's... ha."
>"'Gifts for turtle-owners'," Rainbow keeps reading.
"Uhm, you know..."
>"'How to tell your friend you love her'"
>Rainbows magenta eyes focus on you once more, now wide in shock and surprise.
"Listen! It's not what you think it is! I was just-"

>>28482886
>"'Wonderbolts fan girl gifts'."
>A few seconds of stunned silence and mutual staring pass between the two of you.
>Too scared to say anything, you wait for Rainbow to make the first move and speak up again, the girl herself much too occupied with re-reading your search entries for possible misinterpretations she could have missed.
>Finally confident enough in her ability to understand what's going on, she once again stares at you with wide eyes and a slight tough of pink in her cheeks.
>"...Anon?"
"..."
>"Did- Did you want to tell me something?"
>With shaking hands, you reach inside the pocket of your jacket.
"F-funny you should mention that..."
>You produce the pair of Wonderbolt tickets and glittering bracelet with the signature team emblem on it you've been carrying around for about two weeks now.
"I was uhm, I dunno... I was wondering if you had any plans for this weekend maybe?"

>>28482928
More please

>>28482946
Well, anything following this kinda goes beyond the premise of the thread. I only thought it out this far.

>>28473809
Do it you stupid fucking cunt. I don't give a shit.

>>28473809
I look at ALL of my porn on my phone. I delete the history everytime i'm finished.

>>28473809
>"Dude, why do you have over 200 search results for shemale on female?"
"I mean, lesbian porn is fine and all, but there's just gotta be a dick in there somewhere, y'know?"
>"I totally know what you mean, bro."
>Rainbow fumes from two seats over
>The whole shabackle ended up with you getting buddy buddy with some of the guys around school, light teasing put aside as you started discussing fetishes and free porn sites
>The girls tried to act disgusted but just rolled their eyes when they saw you unabashedly chatting up a passionate storm with the other guys, as 'boys will be boys'
>All in all it was forgotten about quickly and you even made some new friends
>Guess those six just sow friendship wherever they go no matter what they do

>>28483026
Enjoyed the short story. Thanks for writing

>>28482928
Hnnng das cute man

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>>28482755
>>28482886
>>28482928
Now you see, THIS is how a lot of greens should be written. There's sexual discussion, humor, but mainly emotion befitting of the characters in a situation we don't see them in enough with Anon.

It should be come for the writing, but stay for the sex (if there is any).

>implying anyone in the school knows me let alone cares about me
Go ahead.

>not using incognito
>not locking my laptop at all times while unattended
>having my laptop (or desktop) vulnerable to attacks with the knowledge and resources of Rainbow Dash

>>28482928
this was good

>>28482928
Good job

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>>28473809
>She has no idea
"So let me get this straight. You know my fetishes and you thought it was a good idea to blackmail me"
>You make sure to give her the deadest of deadpan stares to get your point across
>A heavy silence fills the air
>Rainbow's smirk quickly drops into a horrified look
>Perfect. She bought it
>"Err...ah...No. Forget I even said anything. I'll...I'll just be going now. Kbye"
>And off she goes
>Like I thought, she didn't have jackshit on me
>Just another ploy to get some loyal followers to boost her confidence again
>Must have parent issues or something with how much attention she craves
>As you leave the gym, 5 girls come up to you
>"Hey, Anon. Have you seen Rainbow Dash? She was supposed to me us here" Sunset asks
"I think I saw her running off. Probably training for whatever" You point in a random direction
>"That girl..." Sunset frowns "Thanks, Anon. Later" The group turns and leaves
>Before you turn to leave, you see something fall out of Rarity's purse
>Rarity bends over at her waist leaving her ass up in the air
>You can't help but stare
>and to your horror, you see her staring right back
>After a brief second, she shakes be tight ass a bit and smiles at you
>As her butt sways, you see it
"S-Shimapan" you stutter in shock
>Her smile deepens and she gives you a wink as she picks up the lipstick that fell an runs to catch up to her friends
>Fuck. She knows
>The rest of the day, you walk around slightly hunched and lie that you hurt your back

>>28483206
>>28483899
>>28484157
>>28485021
>>28486011
I'm glad you guys liked it. Even though it's just a short thing I went ahead and pastebinned it.

http://pastebin.com/zC1yu1Vk

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>>28473809
That's not how technology works, you fucking dyke-jock.

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>>28478942

>>28488380
You should continue on with it man. I love these kinds of stories.

>>28490912
But the whole story more or less happened. From this point its either
>and they lived happy ever after
or
>awkward teenage romance moments where they want to be together but no one has the stones to seal the deal. I just binged through Kaguya wants to be confessed to

Point is this becomes a run of the mill romance fic and I'm not an imaginative enough faggot to make that interesting.

>>28491134
This. I liked what it was: short, fun, cute, and a little sexual. A perfect fit.

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>>28473809
I mean you could do that, but I'm not sure if people want to see a boatload of rally videos.

>>28488486
>tfw never

>>28491428
Pretty much.

>>28492747

>>28478346
please?

>>28482928
Inb4 dash realizes she already has control of anon. And doesn't need his browser history.

10/10 would be slave

Only the dead can know peace from this lack of green.

>>28482928
more pls ?

>>28499573

>>28473838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwP9jT8_DtQ

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>>28474468
>>28480735
green where

>>28474546
You can use adblock with private browsing.