>tfw you'll never get to massage AJ's hooves after

>>28453034
>hooves
>not hindlegs
maintenance of applebucking machinery is vital to their continued healthy operation, anon

dat shotgun

Is this a non-consensual hoof massage?

>>28453034
....that's not all I'd massage, man. You see that booty? Looks like it could use a nice big pair of hands squeezing and roaming those two mounds of delicious bubble.

>>28453339
Yes

>>28453412
do I get to lick her hooves too?

>>28453034
>hooves
>not her futa cock
DROPPED

>>28453339
>"Boy, you'd best get to lickin' if'in you don't want a belly fulla buckshot."

>>28453034
Why even live OP?

>>28454295

Y-You can't do this! Farmhands have rights!

>>28453034
>hooves
>no feet

Fucking kys desu.

>>28453034
This bitch is literally angry ALL the time, isn't she?

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>>28453339
>>28453461
>>28454295
>>28454496

>>28453348
I want to nead her ass like an angry baker

>>28453034
>>28453339
>>28454295
>She made one mistake.
>She didn't take you far enough away from the orchard.
>All you have to do is weave your way through the trees.
>She's not going to risk damaging her precious apple trees with buckshot to get you.
>She loves those damn trees more than she does most of her extended family.

>Actually, two mistakes
>She could have just asked
>You could have worked out a deal
>She gets the greatest hoof massage she's ever felt, and in exchange, you get to bury your face in her plot for about 15-20 minutes

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>Can't find a SFW AJ hoof picture.
Fine then have this one.

>>28457513
AJ hooves are underappreciated

>>28457527
It not that their unappreciated. It's that almost all of them have to do with porn.

https://derpibooru.org/817574?scope=scpe2628717e2ba782f7e3649173adb77c5988083212

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>>28457513
>pegasus

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>>28458171
Fine then, have some best pony hooves

>>28453034
I'd like to use that ass as a pillow.

>>28453348
>>28453412
>>28453461
>>28453463
>>28453034
>>28453339
>>28455018


Bestiality fucks. All of you.

>>28459106
(You)

>>28459106

>>28457513
Is that a swastika tramp stamp?

>>28459106
There's literally nothing wrong with fucking horses.

>>28453034
>buy a pony
>name Applejack
>give him a hoof massage after a hard-worked day

I just proved you wrong.

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>>28453339
Isn't that the best kind?

>>28453112
Even though hind legs are my favourite part of a pony, I think she'd appreciate a hoof rub to clear them from bark and dirt.

>>28461597
What makes you prefer the hindlegs over the forelegs, besides the obvious?

>>28461611
>big, powerful slab of Earth pony flesh and muscle, connected to area featuring fun parts of best pony
gee i dunno anon

>>28461898
So, nothing besides the obvious, then.

>>28453034
After AJ's hard-worked day, I'd rather drag my tongue over her rump instead, honestly.

>>28456206
Mein negger

>>28461611
I love the way they move, and the curve beind. It's so fluent and beautiful.

>>28463633
Excellent use of "fluent" in a non-linguistic context.

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>>28454812
You're thinking of the other hardworking farmmare.

>>28465696
>Limestone will never get all flustered and angry at you as you rub her hooves

>>28460879
The Bible says it's wrong to approach a horse for sex
But is also say
Should the horse approach you, a lamb will be killed for your sin, but you shall have a blind eye turned to your deed

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>>28453034

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>>2846731
My dick is going to burst.

>>28467346
[citation needed]