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620 - Viva Las Pegasus
Written by Kevin Burke & Chris "Doc" Wyatt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diZ-ebju8nY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tm41h

Episode links

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Oh yeah also
>filly

I can't believe isaac is fucking dead-

>>28452562
Boy, it's going to be terrible when Issac gets off the ride like Leth.

>>28452558
Youtube's dead
>>28452560
Can I pet the filly?

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I guess if isaac hasn't shown up by now...

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>>28452555

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>country filly

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>this was last friday's art
So was there no resolution to the "where are the games" Shindig and Cheeselegs thing? I thought it had further comedic potential.
and what was that talk about terse going to beb for a while

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>>28452562
>>28452565

>>28452562
>>28452563
I hope this attentionwhore will never come back.

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>>28452570
Terse is dead, anon.

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Cute zebras.

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Cute colts

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Sleepy mares

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>>28452586

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>>28452586

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Sleepy stallions

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Wide awake princesses

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>>28452605
YA BLEW IT CELESTIA

What does it take to be a good pony?

>>28452605
I want to awaken my load into Celestia's wide vagina

>>28452613
The ability to perform assigned tasks
A small dose of silliness but not too much
Possessing a good, cute design without ugly colors
A kind-hearted, simple nature

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

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>>28452614
Celestia has turned into a stallion to stop your desire of cumming inside her royal horse pussy.

Pony is sleeping standing up.
In your bed.

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>Avast! This day be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Rarity be quite the grand wench, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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>>28452639
I would like to plunder pony's booty

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>>28452639
A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE
TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEA

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Bug wants hug

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Breakfast with ponies.

>>28452669
I want to eat that pony's horseapples.

>>28452665
Bug should hug colt

>>28452675
Maybe he should

pony is the best hahahah <3

>>28452554
I'd forgotten what a decent OP without linkspam looks like

>>28452687
Wha?

>>28452687
"Here's the latest ep link" is hardly linkspam though
It's the 12-lines >opinions, that no one ever replies to that I can really do without

>>28452687
I'm still looking for one and it's not in this thread

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>>28452665

>>28452701
Cute

You guys like Anon green, right?

>>28452722
Yes?

>>28452722
I can obsiously only speak for myself, but I don't care much for greentext.

>>28452722
No?

>>28452722
Lay it on me.

>>28452729
Even though I didn't read it as much I really do miss the regular greentext we used to have

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>It's almost midnight.
>You're driving home from work on the highway.
>You got off from work at 9, but you decided to ride around town for a bit.
>Stopping at various locations and enjoying the views.
>Mixing up the mundane is always refreshing.
>Helps keep the crippling sadness away.
>Last girlfriend you had treated you like shit.
>That was years ago now.
>Your friends aren't people you can share your deepest secrets with either.
>So you've been emotionally alone for a while.
>Life has been pretty shitty.

>You've always been an emotional kind of guy.
>It never helped when a girl would show any form of kindness and for days you'd wonder if it was interest or not.
>It's a quality you wish you never had, because it just makes life harder.
>Gaining small attachments to lady friends is like putting a piece of you in every decent girl you meet.
>That piece is at the mercy of their decisions, so usually you end up losing a part of you.
>Metaphorically of course, what a world it would be if people were constantly flinging themselves at people.
>If the 'things' were ethereal, involuntary and people could only observe them, maybe the world would be a more compassionate place.
>But enough philosophy and existentialism.
>The task at hand is still afoot.
>Driving home.

>As one of your favorite calming songs comes to an end, you turn the radio off in your car.
>Who knew arranging songs and burning CDs could bring about such relaxing emotion?
>Ahead of you, the rolling hills of asphalt and yellow paint fly by as you speed along towards your highway exit.
>You look into the oncoming lane, admiring the yellow orbs that float past in the night.
>But, two seem to be following a different path than the others.
>As the orb's container billows through the shrubbery separating the separate lanes, realization courses through you.
>You swerve hard to avoid the advancing aluminum box but your fate has already been decided.
>You hear a loud crash just before everything goes black.

>>28452742
>Are you dead?
>You question your continued ability to process thought.
>Well, logic states that you must be alive to process thought.
>So, alive you are.
>After a small moment, your lack of visual processing is interrupted by sudden visual processing.
>A blinding light pierces your pupils.
>You crash onto something hard.
>Something cold.
>Something...
>Marble.
>You're laying face down.
>You push yourself off of the surface and take a look.
>A look that you can finally comprehend.
>The floor is made out of tiled marble.
>Wait.
>No.
>This can't be...

>Your attention is stolen by commotion in the distance.
>"Be ready for anything!" someone screams.
>Your eyes dart around the tile while you try to figure out the situation.
>Oh, it must be because of you.
>You're obviously an intruder in this-
>You lose train of thought as you begin to take in your surroundings.
>You're in a castle, it seems.
>Cartoony tapestries hang from the ceilings and trace regally across the walls.
>To your right, a large staircase decorated with a red carpet stands proud.
>The carpet carves a path through the room you currently occupy.
>It splits in four directions, one being the stairs you followed the carpet's path from.
>A large yellow star embedded in the embroidery of the carpet resides in the middle of the room.
>No.
>This shouldn't be possible.
>There is no explanation for these events.
>It hits you.
>There's one.
>You remember before you awoke.
>The crash.
>Gears turning in your head grind slowly.
>Galloping of hooves can be heard closing distance.
>It's true it seems.
>Or is it just a figment of your dying imagination?
>A Valhalla that can be revoked harshly from your pleading hands at any moment?

>>28452745
>The galloping stops ahead of you.
>You look up and lock eyes with the being that came to a stop.
>You stare in disbelief as a brown, cartoon-like pony in golden armor stares back at you with ferocity.
>"Found it!", the pony yells, tilting it's head back towards where it entered, while still maintaining eye contact.
>It's real.
>The gears in your head finally come to a smooth stop.
>You're here.
>You're actually here.
>But, for how long?
>How long can a dying brain hallucinate for?
>And how long will that translate to time spent here?
>Your eyes glaze over as your head collides hard with the floor.
>"He's incapacitated!"

>Are you dead?
>No, not yet.
>Relief washes over you.
>Maybe...
>Maybe, if you've regained consciousness again, you aren't actually dying.
>Or maybe, regaining consciousness just reinforces that sad truth.
>You open your eyes, and look up at the ceiling.
>Taking up the majority of your vision, is a massive white unicorn, garbed in royal regalia, standing next to you.
>On closer inspection, she possesses wings neatly folded to her side.
>Her mane, flowing in an ethereal fashion, suspends itself just as mysteriously.
>As you look to her eyes, hers respond in kind.
>Your vision clouds with refracting light.
>Tears stream down your cheeks.
>You jump up and wrap your arms around the royal ponies neck.
>Startled, she lets out a very appropriate horse noise.
>She asks, "What is wrong, strange being?"
>Your tear's flow is only increased by the feeling of soft hair caressing your face as you cry into the winged unicorns chest.
>You sniffle and prepare to speak through your current emotion.
"I'm...I'm..."
"I'm just so happy."

http://pastebin.com/BcxTfX53

>>28452741
It's alright for short-ish CYOA kind of things, but not quite for what the guy just posted. I'd rather read regular fanfiction at that point. Or, judging from the first paragraph, not read it at all.
I miss the fanfiction guys that used to hang around. Or rather just the fact that fanfiction was sometimes discussed here, not really the fanfiction people in particular, if that makes sense.

>>28452750
And then, Anon was entered into the Ponyville Derby

>>28452754
I get what you mean and I agree with your statement. I just really wish we had more writers in general like we used to. I feel like I took them for granted and now I'm bummed out they all seem to be gone.

Except Faceless. He can stay gone.

>>28452754
All that plus I have an irrational hatred for second-person narrative speech. Use that for more than 3 lines and I'll never read again. I think it dates back to DeFalco's Spider-Girl comic book in the 90s
>You are May Day Parker, and you're rushing to school
No I'm not, fuck off

ponies

>>28452811
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lZe-lWwt8

>>28452811
>cloudkicker pees

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>24 minutes of beb

>>28452820
Maybe some pancakes will unbeb

>>28452811
Shoo

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>>28452826

it is too late

the ponies have arrived

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>>28452827
The ponies are leaving.

>>28452827
Unarrive and go to work, slave.

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Wake up.

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>>28452835
I wish I was lucky enough to wake up to Sweetie Belle sitting down on my crotch with her filly vagina gripping my cock

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>>28452830

The ponies remain.

>>28452831

No

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>>28452845

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>>28452849
The ponies will stay and fight.

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>>28452857

That is a strange looking pie, Rosepone

>>28452850
I want to brush him

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>>28452862
The ponies have taken up arms against you.

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>>28452842
Having a filly lover must be fun.

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>>28452867

don't forget the tail

>>28452872

Thunderlane

put down the squirt gun

you can still go back

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odds - draw
evens - write

>>28452877
Now you have to draw twice !

>>28452885
good
that means I can draw a pony then get to work on dragons

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>>28452876
The ponos will never allow themselves to be collared again.

>>28452888
> Dragons
Shiggy diggy

>>28452877
What are you gonna draw?

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>>28452889

nonsense

there will always be collars for cute pones that wish them

>>28452894
princess horse
then dragons

>Fluttershy asks if you'd like to come over and watch some anime with her.

>>28452906
Are the dragons also princesses?

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>>28452904
Ponies deserve to be collared

>>28452910
Ask her if her green friend is coming also what anime
These two things are very important

>>28452914
Never officially. Although there would be many that would hail her as a queen.

>>28452910
As long as it isn't that entry-level stuff she made Nightmare Night cardboards of

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>>28452915

If only Comet Tail had been in that scene

my life would be complete

Is Ember's official title still "Dragon Lord" anyway?
I'm not well-versed in heraldry enough to know if you can apply the title of lord to a female

>>28452925
Lady?
But I'm pretty sure she's still the Dragon Lord because it sounds better

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You can go to Equestria, but you will need to make a pony game using this programming language. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language)

>>28452933
Dragon Lady does sound really dumb and informal, yeah.

>>28452957
Is that all?

>>28452957
Define "game".

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MAN, Canterlot restaurants have huge bills.

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>>28452986
Nice

>>28452986
THATS A LOT OF HORSEDOLLARS

>>28452976
Any game. Any whatsoever.
But the equestria in which you end up will be implemented using its engine.

>>28452986
Does Celestia even have a separate treasury from the one of the "state of Equestria"? Does the "Royal family"? What do their possessions consist of? How do we reconcile Equestria having noble titles with those being historically related to land owning and war companionship to the ruler?
So many questions.

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>>28453004
The Princesses are super-poor and eat cup noodles most nights. Which is fine because they like the noodles.

>>28452988
I can't believe they fucking beheaded Rarity

I hope next season has diamond dogs

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>>28453041

I hope next season has ponies

>>28453054
I hope next season has Sapphire Shores

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>>28453041
I hope the next season has a very large number of colts and breezies.

>>28453079
The fuck is a breezie

>>28453088
Extradimensional beings.

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>>28453088
One breezy, sixty breezies.

>>28453079
>>28453097
>image.jpg

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>>28453088

extradimensional horse fairies

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>>28453114
Extraterrestial horse faeries.

>>28453097
>>28453114
The fuck are these things?

>>28453088

a bad idea

>>28453122
Do you even DYEWTS the show?

>>28453126
I don't remember any episode about horse fairies

>>28453122
Little useless faggots who'd die if you sneeze too hard

>>28453134
Then you evidently watched the wrong show.

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Hmm.
So since Twilight is a princess does she get like a portion of the taxes or something? I'm not even sure if her playset is open to the public as a library so we can't claim she's paid by the local government for maintaining the library. You could also argue Twilight's parents are loaded and she can get money "wired' if something comes up.

And if she does get paid from collected taxes, are they only local taxes in her juridiction ("kingdom") so just Ponyville or is it federal, from all of Equestria?

Just how much more money is Twilight making now? How more wealthy is she than her friends?

>>28453139
She's just a make believe princess, her title is empty and doesn't give her any real authority

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>>28453139
>>28453152
I dunno, she's rich enough to buy this sweet mecha so she's GOTTA have cash.

>>28453114
>>28453120
Honestly I never saw them as related to ponies
They're not really quadrupedal, they just have a head to body ratio similar to the ponies'
Everything else from the eyes to their colors can be attributed to the show's style
Fite me fgts

>>28453138
Anon I am certain we've been watching the same show. How else would I know the main characters name is Mike?

>>28453004
They could still be land owning, and make the majority of their money from leasing land. Once you get to a certain point of wealth it could also just be them making money off of investments. Due to the government being a monarchy, the lines of personal funds and government Treasury kind of blur so they could also make money from taxes on imports, tolls, and other benevolent forms of taxation.

>>28453139
>>28453152
She's always refered to as a princess of Equestria tho, doesn't seem like her residence in Ponyville gives her a seat to it or anything

>>28453152
So her grocery money, quill and scroll money and everything else is from possibly still from having an "open" library in a town that barely reads?
I guess that's possible, her lifestyle hasn't really changed. And it's not like they're paying electricity and heating for that castle.

It was nice of Celestia to send all those books to her after Twilight let the last library burn to the ground.

>>28453174
>Due to the government being a monarchy, the lines of personal funds and government Treasury kind of blur
You have a very warped view of modern and contemporary history monarchies

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i can't stop thinking about making fluttershy cum

what's the best way to do this

i was thinking about eating her out but i have no idea how to do that

>>28453234
gift her some rats you found outside in the dumpster

>>28453234
Show her animal mating videos

>>28453249
how about i show her a video of me fucking her

>>28453234
Why do you think anyone gives a shit about your masturbation fantasies you fucking faggot

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>>28453249
I wonder how many animals Fluttershy has mated with ever since she found the ground as a filly.

The bear must be a rough lover.

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>>28453268
how many animals is discord?

>>28453276
like 8 or 9

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>>28453234
Fluttershy is into bestiality/interspecies. Just ask the diamond dogs about it.

>>28453268
Who knows..

>>28453259
It just wouldn't be the same

>>28453289
Let's not forget her predator/prey fetish

>>28453289
>go to FS's house
>she's having a threesome with a diamond dog, a minotaur and a zebra
What do?

>>28453325
Join

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SHIMMY SHIMMY YA

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Animal related talents are very dangerous in general.

then we would want to cum inside Fluttershy

>>28453325
>>she's having a threesome with a diamond dog, a minotaur and a zebra
That's four, not three.

>>28453342
I want to cum inside her green friend.
Or just have a picnic. I'm down for whatever

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>>28453136
What if i cum on one?

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>>28453389

>>28453380
>fluffy breezie drowns

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Yes.

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>>28453337
Shammy?

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>>28453404

>>28453404
>anthro
MODS

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>>28452586
TREE FUGGER :DDDD

>>28453404
she's cuter as griffon desu

>>28453442
>gryphons are cuter than generic anime girls
No shit

>>28453427
I don't get it

>>28453416
>>28453442
>>28453446
its a sphinx niggas

>>28453473
It's still a generic anime girl

>>28453473
generic anime anthro sphinx*

>>28453514
She makes tornadoes that will carry you to your special somepony. Or kill you.

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>>28453396
Pony vegas was fucking adorable as shit.
I loved how they had skill-tester games instead of slots machines.

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>>28453538
>shimmer
>ever
>at all

>>28452986
>the all-you-can-eat buffets of Canterlot have gradually all banned Celestia
>she now has no choice but to pay as much as a party of five at regular restaurants

Poor enormous horseprincess.

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>>28453564
she's a legitimate part of the MLP franchise

>>28453514
she uses tornadoes to extract hearts

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there are so many new background ponies

>>28453594
COME ON AND SLAM

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>>28453573
I'm thankful for that.

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gee anon
that's a very nice weather factory you've got there...

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>>28453564
An Hiro is my dad
Stop saying mean things about my waifu or I'll get you banned!

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We posting cute girls now?

>>28453514
She uses tornadoes to give you the worlds greatest wingjob.

>>28453606
>anthro
MODS

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>>28453601
>>28453610

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>>28453656

>>28453634
Wouldn't that rip your dick off?

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>you will never take your waifu to las pegasus

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>>28453678
They're all so cute

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>>28453692
There are changelings in Las Pegasus

>>28453699
oh no
they probably starved thanks to gladmane

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>>28453699
there's just so much to do in las pegasus you have to be in two places at once to experience it all

>>28453720
How is that mare's cooking?

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i would like to go on a date with each of these cuties

>>28453729
>going on a date with a JRPG protagonist

>>28452558
I want to see Britneigh perform.

>>28453728
I dunno but I really like her mane

>>28453720
Wasn't she the qt in that bubble in the arcade?

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>>28453729
I liked her a lot.
I bet she's a total slut

>>28453750
His special talent is stinking piles of turds?

>>28453753
Looks like anon finally became a pony.

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did we see his cutie mark before?

>you will never go to a hoofball tailgate with him

>>28453195
What is there to show that equestria behaves like a modern monarchy?

>>28453760
Someone should put that pony in the back out of his misery.

>>28453354
She's just watching

>>28453764
>>>28453195
>What is there to show that equestria behaves like a modern monarchy?

Can anybody answer that question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

>>28453773
He's so ctue

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so many vegas references

>>28453656
>>28453664
Are there multiple duos in Equestria who do an okay comedy-magic act?

Or maybe this just another case of >comics

>>28453776
He needs a good brushing.

>>28453781
>Or maybe this just another case of >comics
Huh?

>>28453782
>you will never brush him while he relaxes on your lap

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>>28453753

>>28453801
They're clearly dunes

He probably either works in a quarry or does sick ramps off them.

>>28453793
>he will never fall asleep on your lap

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>>28453744
>dat hair
>those eyes
>forgot adding freckles
JUST ONE JOB!

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>>28453816
Freckles are fucking disgusting and only look good on AJ. I'm glad she doesn't have them.

>>28453809
>he starts mumbling about astrophysics between his little snores

>>28453825
GUY PALS

>>28453825
The green one looks less horrible the more I look at him.
I want to kiss him

>>28453786
Comics aren't canon and usually aren't particularly good either. In other words. best left ignored

>>28453825
>cutie mark is a tiger
>works with rodents for a living

I bet he's got problems.

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well they are all cute but i like to imagine she'd be really shy and slow to open up but really gentle and kind when you get to know her

>>28453834
What does that have to do with anything?
I was confused that you brought up the comics while replying to someone posting a shot from the show.
Unless I'm missing something crucial here.

>>28453833
But he looks so old
He's like David Bowie, and not The Man Who Fell From Earth Bowie but rather Blackstar Bowie

>>28453839
Her hair looks annoying.

>>28453840
This >>28453656 is from the comics.

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>>28453844
I have a thing for older guys.

>>28453852
Maybe I'm stupid as hell or this is from one of the issues I haven't read, but I'm pretty sure that's not from the comics.

flim and flam remind me of these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLv4afpovvA

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also, parasprite, ursa major, and phoenix plushies

too cute

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>>28453902
I love her

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>>28453902
I want to make mare happy

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>>28453904
i just want to have some really hot sex with her while she just looks super bored and asks me if i'm done yet

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>>28453913
I like you

>>28453915
That purple stallion is too cute

>>28453902
I want a phoenix plushie
I also want to put a smile on that mare's face

https://twitter.com/StTabitha/status/777920557199167488

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>>28453923
>tfw you will never win her the phoenix plushie that she just thought was so cute and she hugs you super happily and for a moment you are a completely carefree kid again

i want to challenge plant pone to a song on extreme

>>28452632
Turn the pony upside down.

>>28453890
How do I win the mare from that one machine?

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>>28453937
is gabe that weirdo who hangs out with them but is just a fan?

>>28453953
Make silly faces and offer her treats until she feels safe enough to come out

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gordon ramsay actually has several restaurants in vegas

anyone ever been to one of their legendary buffets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-1odxPula4

>>28453979
Ponies eat a lot of fucking sweets don't they? It's a wonder they're not all more pudgy.

>>28453979
I'm still fairly put out that no one has made Gordon Ramsey a ram/sheep.

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also, >drinking from the fountain

>>28454003
ponies are so cute

>>28453994
I bet they burn a lot of calories for their size. Especially unicorn and Pegasi. It can't be easy keeping a pony in the air, or whatever the fuck unicorn use to do magic.

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>>28453979
Wow didn't notice him there

>>28454036
They should have made the Trump pone orange.

>>28454041
Who?

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check out the two layers of popped collars

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>>28454049
chad hooves pls

>>28454049
His horn is fucking huge

>>28454002
That would bring up a lot of weird implications and questions, since we've seen ponies keep sheep as livestock.

>>28454077
i kinda want to suck on it

but not in a gay way

just in a bro admiring way

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they freed the fuck out of those ponies

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what happens in las pegasus stays in las pegasus

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>>28453287
He's like a little baby watch this

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>>28454207
We should have an episode with all of the nerd horses being nerds together

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>>28454215
That would be great

>>28454126
Syphilis does not actually stay in Las Pegasus.

>>28454207
The Twily scenes from that episode were really great.

The rest not so much

>>28454215
Twilight, Sunburst, Moondancer. Who else?

>>28454218
I don't think that book is going to fit.

>>28454221
Shining Armor

>>28454221
You

>>28454221
Twilight, Moondancer, Glim Glam, Sunburst, Sunset, Trixie because Glimmer insisted, and Spike because Sunburst being the only guy would send weird messages.

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Are mares just big fillies? Some of them don't seem to act too differently.

>>28454266
And stallions are just big colts.

Your pony roomate is getting slobber all over your doorknobs again.

>>28454260
>sunset
who

>>28454276
Tang flavored Twilight.

>>28454282
>Pinkie will never try to wake you up at 3 AM for a last last very last super late minute sleepover.

>>28454270
When did I get a pony roommate?

>>28454276
how do ponies keep their names straight

sunset, twilight, dusk, mid-afternoon, crack of dawn

maybe they're named after when they were conceived

ok, all pony names are now a reference to how they were conceived

write a backstory for each pony based on this

>>28454221
Big Mac and Spike?

>>28454285
>She knocks on the door.
>No response
>Decides to just let herself in since the window was open and that's practically an open door.
>Finds Anon dead asleep.
>He refuses to wake up no matter how hard she shakes him
>Wow he's already got a head start on us! Quick everyone get to sleep!
>A very confused Anon wakes up covered in mares.

>>28454260
Sunset isn't a nerd. She was the most popular girl In horseschool

>>28452767
>I feel like I took them for granted
You just did there as well.

>>28454298
She is clearly a dork.

>>28454298
She wasn't popular, people were just scared of her for some reason
But she clearly isn't a nerd

>>28454337
What

I'm just a coat rack, go to sleep so I can do stuff to you

You wouldn't date a pony.

>>28454012
Absolutely CUTE

>>28454301
Huh

>>28454351
Hilarious

Filly is using your electric toothbrush again.

>>28454351
I might

>>28454024
Happens to stallions your age all the time...

>>28454303
In what way?

Flim is pretty cute now that I think about it

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>>28454396

that pone is clearly trying to escape that awful cape thing

>>28454508
But ponies love clothes a day should wear them more often