Imagine this scene but these are all Anons and the one that wins

>>28440115
I win.

>the challenge is a ton of pinkie clones fucking them all at once and the last one to cum gets to stay

Anon that wins stays in Equestria and all the others die.

>>28440115
I'd win because I wouldn't be anywhere near the front row, I'd be in the back. The fighting takes place ahead, the bloodbath ensues far from me, I slip past and hide and wait it out until I need to kill the final anon, who I just catch off guard.

It may be a pussy move, but it's strategic.

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>>28440115
>The first one to volunteer to give himself up wins because he has a good heart
>The rest get sent back

>>28440129
Fuck you for stealing my post.
I'll kill you before that happens

death

>>28440145
>Anon #420 tries to leave first so he can get back to his fapping session
>is the one who gets to stay because he "has a good heart"
>ponies celebrate with a parade in his honor
>screaming obscenities because he can't finish his fap and they just think he's being humble

>many anons make the mistake of jumping up to "thin the competition"
>they are immediately slain for not staring at the paint
>some anons are instantly killed by other anons and are disqualified
>the last two have been staring at the wall for almost a week
>their eyes are dry, swollen, cracked and red
>old fecal matter fills their trousers
>various ornaments are hung on their ears and shoulders by Rainbow Dash in attempts to fuck with them
>looking closer Twilight realizes they have both stopped breathing
>must have died of thirst
>"Well girls, looks like another failed batch" Twilight says
>She vaporizes the Anon-shaped detritus in violet rays of magic
>"Same time next week, girls?"

>>28440115
The world becomes a better place for those who remain.

>>28440142
Yeah except they would all have the same idea as you, retard.

>>28440115
nah

>>28440115
Explain to them that we're all individuals and that they should let us all go.
Explain the Anon persona and show off each Anon's personality.
She's doing this because she assumes all of us are clones, except for one.
If she declines, then point her out, screaming "SERIAL KILLER!" and run out.
Good diplomacy is as important as an army.

>>28440145
Wrong, that's not the scenario that's been presented.

>>28440839
But I wanna kill stuff!

>rape

>>28440880
Do that after.
Step on DT's head 'til it's in chunks.

>>28440995
But DT is reformed now, you fan of the fagdom.