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>"STOP HITTING ME YOU JERK!"
>Spike stands up on the sofa you both were sitting on
>You tranition from the sofa to the floor where you are now on your knees at eye level with Spike
>You cross your arms, raise one eyebrow, and smirk
"What are you going to do about it, you little sh-"
>Before you can finish your sentence, Spike pushes you
>You fall backwards onto the nearby glass coffee table
>It shatters with a large 'CRASH!' as you bust your ass
>Spike's eyes widen as he realizes what he just did
>"Oh my gosh, Anon i'm so sorry!"
>He hops off of the sofa
>"I didn't mean to push you that hard! I'm so sorry!"
>You lay there in a pile of glass and wood that was once a coffee table
>Splinters and shards of glass litter your body
>You freshly opened wounds sting and your back aches
>Other than that you're fine
What do, /mlp/?
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>>28432511
kill rarity
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>>28432511
Say it's alright and go to the hospital to get mended. I grew up with a sibling so I know how common accidents like these are. Plus, it sounded like Anon had it coming to him.
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>>28432511
>squirm and writhe to make the cuts worse
>maintain eye contact
>whisper "She'll never believe you."
>begin screaming like a fighter jet
>Spike gets sent away to some correctional facility
>become Twilight's new assistant
It's all worth it in the end boys
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>>28432511
Cry and call for Twilight like a kid would call his mom
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>>28432511
"Eh, I kinda deserved it for hitting you"
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>>28432511
"Heh, so I might be able to make a man out of you after all..."
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>>28432916
>Proceed to dying.
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>>28432511
>"I've had worse."
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>>28432511
Tell Rarity he did this.
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>>28432997
>I can't say I blame him, Anonymous. You're a very distasteful character. I'm sure you were doing something to deserve it.
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>>28433039
Fucking Spikefags and Rarifags are so fucking defensive shits.
I bet you only came to damage control because of the top cunt picture.
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>>28433047
Wouldn't it be a Dashfag that gets defensive over a top cunt pic?
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>>28433261
Dashfags are so stupid they can take the top cunt thing as a badge of pride.
There used to be threads that projected the top cunt thing saying "if you think she is a cunt then you are more of a cunt", for a while.
They dropped them when damage control anon started to fuck with them.
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>>28433261
Pretty much. His damage control's pretty funny.
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>>28432511
>fucking FINALLY you stand up for yourself Spike, I'll make a man out of you yet!
>w-what Anon?
>You stand aching a bit but looks worse then it is.
>"I'm trying to teach you not to let people push you around, to stand up for what you believe in even if that turns out to be difficult. I have been pushing you around and being a dick so you'd muster some courage and fight back, full well knowing I could kick your ass, that takes balls and I can respect that. Now uh we should probably clean this up and get Twiggles a new coffee table before she kills us both."
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>>28432511
HADOKEN
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>>28432511
"LET'S GO, YA LITTLE FAG!"
>suplex him onto some of the broken glass
>body slam him, getting more glass in both of us
>by the time Twilight Sparkle gets home we're about to bleed to death, but still we're wrestling
>laugh all the way to the hospital after she makes us stop
Goddamn I love being the eldest brother
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>>28432511
>die
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FUCK! FUCK, AH GOD, FUCKINFFUCKIGFUCKINGMEINTGEAYDHCJFGGHVVDGHM SON OF A BITCH, GOD DAMMIT SHIT!
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