>You wake up in Equestria. The seventh pic in your reaction folder is your face when.
aww yeah
>>28419254
>>28419254
What the fuck does this mean?
>>28419254
yeah, i can see this being my reaction, probably being sad AF i'll never see my friends and family again
>>28419254
This can't be a good sign
>>28419454
That's a good answer. You'll also never have your waifu.
>>28419254
Fits nicely.
>>28419460
woah woah woah, i'm asexual AF, i don't wanna fuck anyone
i just want friends bruv
>>28419254
Equestria is apparently much different than what I first imagined.
Umm... ok.
>>28419254
Somewhat fitting
>>28419254
Perfect.
>>28419640
>Anon beats Rainbow in a race on his first day.
>>28419254
I'm bretty gud.
Huh
>>28419254
I'm ready!!!!!!!!!
>>28419254
>>28419254
I guess the first pony I seen was Rainbow Dash
not sure how I feel about this
>>28419254
Dank.
Of course, that's just my non pone folder.
>>28419254
>>28419254
I guess it's pretty underwhelming.
>>28419254
I'm Gary Oak.
Im filthy frank hmmm im ok with this
>>28419869
Refer to your posted image.
>>28419254
shucks
k
>>28419254
Feels good, falcon
>>28419254
>>28419254
>>28419254
>>28419486
>asexual
>annoying typing style
Underage fuck off back to >>>/t/umblr
>>28420144
nigga what are you talking about, isn't asexual the right term for "i don't fuck people?'
Seems about right.
Perfect fit
I have to defeat Gaben to save Equestria.
>>28419254
Seems accurate.
>>28419254
>>28420155
It isn't a fucking sexuality, you fucking cunt. You're a biologically pressed to find a certain gender(s) attractive, if not, it's a genetic mutation. Making you biologically useless.
Uhh
>>28420359
nani
i just don't want top fuck people dude
i want to spend this time doing me, and hanging out with my friends
not having a family and shit, fuck all that
if you want to, go for it, but that life ain't for me dude, sorry if i rustled ya
and i find them attractive, it's just that i don't want to fuck people
Pretty spot on actually
>>28419254
Well, apparently I will introduce Equestria to the wonders of recreational chemistry.
>>28419254
Uh, ok.
>>28420504
Kek
>>28420395
Then say, celibacy. You're a celibate. Which means you don't fuck things in holes. You honestly caught me at a bad time due to lack of sleep, had you said it earlier I would have been nicer.
I mean, less people will understand what celibate means, but it's easy to explain. Also, it doesn't add to the confusion and pain with new "sexualities". Asexuality is part of broad set of fallacies that shouldn't be perpetuated as true. Sexuality is not a social concept, gender is not a social construct; saying otherwise is a pseudoscience. Stuff like that makes great scientists, like James Watson, nod in disbelief.
On a small related tangent, to imply sexuality is a social construct, is to imply homosexuality isn't natural. Which many, especially leftists, disagree with.
This is the furthest I'm discussing this. I'm shitting up the thread.
?
i don't know
>>28419254
>>28420780
Teleportation was pretty rough, wasn't it?
GOD DAMMIT THERE'S NO WI-FI HERE
>>28419254
>>28420203
Good luck beating those steam sales
>>28420911
Isn't that the average american in fifty years?
>>28419254
Not sure what it means
>>28419254
...
I don't know why I would be butthurt about it. Flurry Heart, maybe?
>>28420917
That's what we will look like if we were evolved to survive car wrecks
Is time to st- ZA WARUDO???!
>>28420911
For the glory of the Sontaran Empire.
Sontar, ha
>>28419254
>>28419486
Whaddup, my brother?
>>28420359
>biologically useless
man, you'll have to tell them ants that theyre a useless dying species, given theyre 99% infertile.
oh, and
>mutation
thats how biology works yes, everyone is a mutation.
>>28420581
>gender is not a social construct
>sexuality is not a social concept
someone needs biology lessons, like holy shit wow. do you not understand what granularity is? generalized categories nearly never work in biology.
Gimme dat poison joke, little zigger.
>>28421123
>>28421130
>>28421133
>Resurrecting social issue shit in an unrelated thread
Should have let it rest in piece, it came to a calm conclusion.
>>28419254
>>28421135
but that calm conclusion is scientific ignorance and that ignorance is being passed off as scientific understanding.
I could care less if that faggot hate gays or asexuals or whatever else the fuck he can think of, but when he tries to say he's backed up by science hes not only wrong, he's spreading misinformation about an entire vital field to our modern existance that most of us would die without.
it's simply the truth, human conventions on sex and sexuality and gender are all nebulous concept to a system of governance that is ruled by a sea of 1's and 0s to make protiens, what we define as this or that can and does break the society established rules of what an X is in actual biology, including the psuedoscientific idea that a being must be able to procreate in order to contribute to the gene pool.
Not a lot changes, I see.
>>28419254
Okay then.
>>28419254
>>28420581
Christ, you are whinier than SJWs.
>>28419254
nice
Kek, I guess since there's no computers, I'd be pretty mad about that
>>28419254
100% accurate
>>28419254
rest in pieces
I guess it's as good as promised.
>>28421153
Just let people be wrong on the internet friend. You'll live a happier life.
>>28419254
>>28419254
Must be pretty good.
hmm
So I "wake up", you say…
>>28419254
time for genocide
>>28419254
>mfw
>>28419254
>>28421672
>double barrel
>pump action
>>28421722
Is that a FAMAS?
>>28421722
Maybe it's just a weird sound of closing it.
Don't think about it too much.
>>28419254
Seems right
>>28419254
>>28419254
>>28419254
wtf
>>28419254
>when OP wakes up in a version of Equestria where all the ponies want the dick but he has a non-pony waifu
>>28419254
Could be worse I guess?
>>28419254
well... alrighty then.
>>28419254
Nope.
>>28419254
Main reaction folder
>>28422861
Pony folder
>>28419254
>>28419254
I don't have a reaction folder, so here's the 12th picture from my Fluttershy folder.
>>28419254
>tfw waifu already has a boyfriend when I get there
>>28419254
Seems reasonable.
it could be worse i suppose
>>28419254
cheek em
>>28419254
welp
>>28419254
Well, that's not the best of signs.
>>28419254
pls no
>>28419254
>nonpony folder
Looks like a party in the Emperor's name!
>>28419254
Fitting since I've never see the show.
>>28419254
F-Fuck
>>28421618
is that tommy wiseau
>>28423961
>pony folder
It was this one.
>>28423419
I literally just stole it from this thread.
woops
Well, it's a good start I guess.
>>28419254
What did i mean by this?
>>28419254
Appropriate
>>28419254
Accurate.
wew
welp
>>28420359
Careful there with that edge, it's an antique relic of 19th century social darwininsm. Very valuable.
>>28425209
SAUCE
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I guess it's fitting?
>>28419254
What are the fucking chances
YES.
>>28425411
i got it from a /co/ thread, i don't know where the format is desu
i got another one if ya want it
>>28419254
welp
Well then...
>>28419254
Uh, I guess it could be worse?
I'm to busy to deal with this shit
Oh shit
>>28419254
>>28426484
>To
>TO
It's too , you fuck.
>>28426902Y-You to
>>28419254
...K?
>>28425209
>>28425728
>no Funny Valentine or Diego Brando variants
Hell I'd even take a Johnny variant where he GOLDEN ROTATION ENERGYs the guy and monologues about how it was such a long, roundabout path before thanking Gyro
Well I do pity the dead. Equestria sounds like fun.
>>28427004
Good taste
>>28419254
YOU CANT SUBJECT ME TO THIS FUCKER
I DEMAND MY LAWYER IN A COURT OF PENIS MOTHER FUCKER
>>28419254
How fitting.
Equestria is a rougher place then you'd think.
Well okay
Sounds about right. I'm in the middle of some good vidya right now.
So... I become a qt trap pone?
Sounds good to me!
>>28419254
lol what the fuck am i doing?
I like this.
>>28419254
>HI COURIER!