>"Howdy there, partner! I reckon I haven't seen

>>28418822
I'm going to bed by the way. Maybe someone can do something with this while i'm asleep.

>>28418822
"PSYCH! I like apples - but I could REALLY use some cider."

>>28418822
>"So what kind of apple do you want, partner? We've got red delicious, braeburn, golden delic-"
"Y-You."
>"Ah'm sorry, but beg yer pardon?"

>>28418907
It's a literally a greentext prompt.

>>28418858
>Shit, you really blew it.
>Big time.
>You've only been here for a quarter of a day and you've already spilled the spaghetti.
"I meant to say; I'll have a red delicious."
>Nice save.
>"Hm. Well, alrighty. One red delicious, comin' right up!"
>You watch her head up to one of her trees and buck the trunk, bringing down a single, red apple, cathing it in her tail.
>She whips around and throws it towards you with it, getting you to catch it.
>Fortunately, you had your hands up in time and caught it like a baseball.
>Taking a look, you admire the apple before delving in to it's juices with a large bite to the side.
>Applejack is pleased.

>>28418822
They just aren't my thing. Never could get into them, and believe me I've tried.

it's really not that big a deal is it?

>>28418822
I love Apple's, just not the skin. Gets all in your teeth.

>>28418822
"I'll take Asian Pear"
>Appul brain implodes

What's even the right way to eat apples? I've always started in the center and ate them sideways, until they look like the usual stock image of an eaten apple core, then eat the top and bottom parts
But whenever I see people bite an apple, they always bite the top part holding it perpendicular to their face

>>28418937
>implying Anon has nearly enough dexterity to catch a sudden fastball

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>>28418822

i like the big green ones. i also like lemons.

bumpu

>>28419564
God choice. Best part of a pear and an apple.

>>28418822
Bleh

>>28419564
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING