If you wouldn't except your waifu in either form, then you're

Will there be pony strippers?

Why would I care about a version of my waifu that isn't canon, fampai? ^:)

>>28388427
>Your bithday party
Who the hell are you?
I don't give a fuck, fuck off.

>>28388446
Yes. Lots of them
>>28388449
You're not invited to my birthday party then.

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>>28388427

UNAXECEPTABULL

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>>28388454
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

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>>28388460
No Nazis allowed. You guys are meanies.

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>>28388449
Because she cares about you, Anon.

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>>28388490

I did not ask for permission.

>>28388610
O-ok. You guys can come, I guess. Just stay away from Gilda

>>28388427
If I wouldn't what except my waifu?
The word you're looking for is "accept", you mongoloid.

>>28388691
Shit, how did I not catch that? I'm a writefag too. I shouldn't be making dumb mistakes like that.

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>>28388427
>except your waifu

I except your waifu, and substitute my own at your birthday party.

...and it's ACcept, you retard

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>>28388726
YEAH. I FUCKING GET IT.

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>>28388743

I'd like to fucking get it from Sunset & Luna.

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>>28388800
I wanna fucking get it from Sunset and Starlight.
I want them to peg me and spitroast me with strapons.

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A night of white-hot passion with Nightmare Shimmer would be the perfect birthday gift for me.

...as I left my return gift of hot mancream in her womb.