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>You've been working at the Pie Farm for several weeks.
>You've slowly been getting to know Marble Pie.
>She's overcome some of her shyness and its progressed from friendship, to playful flirting, to a little slap & tickle.
>Get up early one morning and go for a short walk.
>Still mostly dark out
>Spot a gray pony rump on the path ahead
>Run up and squeeze it with both hands
>You realize its not Marble, its Limestone
>OP pic is her face when
What do?
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>>28377564
Tweak her teats.
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>>28377564
"Sorry, just wanted to make sure I wasn't still dreaming."
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>>28377564
How the everliving fuck does a rock farm make money?
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>>28377564
Hide another retarded wat do thread
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>>28377713
The same way any other kind of farm makes money?
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>>28377564
Limestone is best Pie.
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>>28378271
I'm partial to Marble.
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>>28378280
She's literally Fluttershy with no wings and rock dildoes instead of bestiality. SAD!
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>>28378303
Ok
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>>28378224
The government gives them money?
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>>28378327
I've always found that picture kinda creepy, but you fags seem to love it so maybe it's just me.
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>>28378368
...The way any other kind of farm would make money in a roadless ancap utopia?
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>>28377713
>Sell quarry material to construction companies because they want to make concrete or asphalt
That could be why, show staff dont know , dont care.
"Hey guize we put rocks In soup arent we clever"
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>>28377713
Well Limestone cutie mark suggest they are searching for salt, remember horses fucking love salt.
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>>28378582
I bet rock soup is actually really good.
Like dashi, but with a rock in it.
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>>28378608
you can heat up rocks by a fire, then put them in a pot of water/soup to heat it up. Might add flavor to it
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>>28378629
Why not just put the water/soup over the fire?
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>>28378723
If you dont have the ability to hang the pot over a fire, you will damage the pot by keeping it on the fire
>Alternatively
You can create a makeshift pot out of a lot of things that would get destroyed by hanging over a fire, but heated rock should not destroy them
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>>28378784
Thanks, Mr. Grylls
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>>28377713
minery
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>>28378608
i remember some anon made a pony version of the classic tale "axe soup"
was neato
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We have seen the big cities use stone to build their houses and roads, unlike ponyville
Stop acting like smart asses
LOL WHY WOULD THEY NEED ROCKS FOR XDDDDDDD
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>>28377564
I DO NOT GIVE MY MONEY THAT I DON'T HAVE , YOU SALTY CLOD.
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>>28377713
it's all about the brand anon. ponies want genuine pie rocks. look up black pearls.
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>>28379273
>black pearls
That's neat, but I don't see the connection.
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