>You are drowning your sorrows at the bar when a drunken Rarity

>>28371191
Check pls

>>28371191
>starts flirting with you
This rarity is a slut meme is getting a little out of hand.

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>>28371191
>Rape

>>28371287
Not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying that she's intoxicated and flirting with you. A person can do that without being a slut

>>28371191
Call her a norman.

>>28371191

have an anxiety attack and leave

>>28371351
When a woman hits on a man it's because she's a slut. Drunk or not, there's no exception to this rule.

>>28371191
Sober her up before she makes a huge mistake.

Or

Get her completely trashed so she passes out so she doesn't make a huge mistake.

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>>28372284
Rather mysogonistic

>>28372341
muh soggy knees

>>28372348
Well it is

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>flirt back
because Rarara is best poner

>>28371191
Drinking alcohol is for pussies

>>28372284
She's only a slut if she puts out, Anon. If she just flirts then she's just a flirt. If she flirts and makes it seem like she's gonna put out with no intention to do so, then she's a tease. If she flirts and then puts out, THEN she's a slut.

Personally I find nothing wrong with any of those things.

>>28372502
It's also for getting pussy if done properly, in the right setting, and with the right people

>Drink with her
>Flirt back
>Start booping each other
>Start kissing and making out
>Run away to Las Pegasus and Elope with her
>Get married by Elvis Pony Pastor
>Consumate on a Blackjack table until we get kicked out
>Crash in a love patio right next to the church were we got married
>Finish consummating and we both pass out
>Wake up next to pretty mare and a strong scent of booze and sweaty sex
>Quickly try to process what happened
>Shrug
>Wrap your arms around your new wife until she wakes up and kills you

>>28372596
So actual rape?
Ok, pussy.

>>28372620
Are you one of those fags that thinks the moment someone comes into contact with a single drop of alcohol that they are incapable of consenting? If that's the case then probably about third of the earth's population are rape babies, myself included.

>>28372619
>Start booping each other
This is a family friendly board!

>>28371191
Berate her.
>>28371200
Checked.

>>28372284
Islam, ladies and gentlemen.

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Flirt back. Also ask who her cute yellow friend is.

>>28372502
I'm fine with people not drinking, but people like this are retarded.

>>28371191
Flirt with her more attractive sister that she brought along

>>28371191
Keep talking with her. How drunk would she have to say yes to a kiss?

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>>28371191
Panic because I'm autistic and a real live female is talking to me of her own accord.

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>You are drowning your sorrows at the bar when Applejack takes a seat besides you and wants to cheer you up, ordering a drink for herself.
What do?

>>28373911
Drink with her, duh.

>>28373911
allahu ahkbar

>>28373339
Hey now, don't tie me together with camel jockeys. I said she was a slut, not that she needed to be stoned to death.

Have a sad smirk at the fact that the only one interested in me is drunk and have a good chat with her.

Maybe cop a hug, who knows.

>>28372284
Virgin detected

>>28372284
t. autist

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>>28373956
Chh, you tell em' brah, it's like this whole fucking gay ass pony board is FULL of them or some shit.

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>>28373953

>>28371191
Up the dosage until I pass out.

>>28372619

This story sounds suspiciously familiar. Are you my ex?

>>28373991
Thanks chad. I know you'll always have my back. bareback that is

>>28371191
I'd remind her that she is drunk, and tell her to not do anything that she'd regret later, then walk away.

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>>28373944
Nice damage control muzzie

>>28373608
If you drink alchohol for fun in moderation, it's ok. If you drink alchohol for fun constantly, you're an idiot. If you drink alchohol every once in a while because you can't deal with life, I understand. If you drink alchohol constantly because you can't deal with life, you're a pussy.

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>>28374121
Realistically this.

>>28374121
You're lying

>>28371191
Hopefully not sperg it up and hopefully she likes me when she's sober, If she does: normal relationship things, if not: continue drowning my sorrows.

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Get nervous as fuck. And then start acting like I know how to talk to people, maybe I could be her friend.

>>28375995
>friend

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>>28376974
): why you gotta be mean )^;

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>>28377412
Because

How do you think Rarity would act while drunk?
I think she'd constantly go on about how much partying is ruining her makeup, and how much prettier she is than the pony at the bar wearing the midriff top

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>>28377433
The dubs have spoken. )^:

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>>28377442
I think she'd cry a lot

>>28374513
I drink once a week for fun, I think it's fine. I would never pressure anyone to drink though, that's a real dick move.

>>28377442
>my mascara's running
>I bet these ponies wouldn't know haute couture from a Hot Pocket
>I'm so much prettier than that slutty pegasus over there
>my hooves hurt
>I wish I were back at the Boutique making beautiful dresses

>>28373911
Start thinking about Rarity.

>>28379614
What kind of thoughts?

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After a night of drunken shenanigans, you awake to this.
What do?

>>28380513
One more time harder

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>>28380543
Will you at least lovingly hold her hoof?

I would just cuddle with her
>>28380513