>"Anon, did ya'll just break that there cart again?"
>you stumble over your words
>"That's it, i'm takin' you to the woodshed!"
>your surrogate mom goes into the house and comes back out a few seconds later with a belt
>you want to run away but you know she would catch you if you tried
What are you going to do?
>>28362259
Get my ass beaten, while I scream how much I want to die
I deserve it anyways
>>28362259
Destroy the filthy mortal.
>>28362259
Execute my plan, and take out the peanut butter I shoved in the back of my pants and start eating it so it looks like I am eating my own shit.
>>28362259
Die happy because my fetish has been fulfilled.
Take it like the bitch boi I am, listen to her go HYAAAAA HYAAAAAA HYAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA, and hope I don't become a Ghost after the brutal beating. (also hope she breaks the 275 bit belt in thr process)
>>28362259
Rolling for jumping and attempt to land upside down in order to break own neck
Groan in pleasure and tell her to keep going. See just how awkward I can make the punishments before the night's over.
>>28362282
>Infantilism and beating fetish
You have such shitty fetishes anon
The only way it could be worse is if you usedpre-used diapers and micro waved them
>>28362259
Ponies don't wear pants. Even Fancypants doesn't wear pants. Why would she have a belt? Chackmate, atheists.
>>28362307
Why the fuck would you mention that fucking thing?
>>28362291
>TAKE YOU TO THE DAMN WOODSHED BOY
>>28362259
>Not making Anon cut a switch.
this isn't the south!
>>28362282
>>28362300
She would probably bust the fucking belt on your ass because of how strong she is.
>>28362330
>Even Fancypants doesn't wear pants
>>28362423
>Filthy Frank
Discarded
>>28362259
Run away
But do the Naruto run so she can't catch me
>>28362458
>Not using double team
>>28362458
>"Yall better got back here, Anon! Take your whoopin' like a man!"
>'HEH, OSEI, APPURUJAKKU.'
>>28362275
>forcing a shitty meme
>watching shitty shows
please kys
>>28362307
>>28362358
W-what are you referencing
>>28362528
If you don't know, you don't wanna know
Otherwise see this spoilerPamperchu
>>28362275
Fuck off, Turles.
>>28362259
Run
>>28362330
you won, go claim your prize
Walk out, because I'm a grown ass man that moved out a long time ago.
>>28362259
It all depends on what you're screaming.
I thought you were going to show me how to fix the cart! I thought you were going to show me how to make a part that won't break so easy! If it was made right in the first place it wouldn't have broken! We're at a wood shed! WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU FIND WOOD TO BUILD IT!
>>28362259
>*sigh "sorry mom"
>hang my head and walk to the shed.
>>28362504
>Not watching super
>>28362652
No
>>28362259
>Applejack,
>Do you think anyone can change?
>Even the worst people?
>. . .
>Let me rephrase myself.
>Do you wanna have a bad time?
>Because if you take one more step, you're gonna have a real bad time.
>>28362504
>watching shitty shows
>he's on /mlp/
XD
>>28365208
>Insulting mlp on the mlp board
My sweet summer friend.
>>28362259
>You know she would catch you if you tried to run
implying