Anon? What kind of name is that? I ain't fallin for it.

>>28360267
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>>28360267
Darin. We can hump now right?

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>>28360267
The toecutter

>>28360267
I'm just a Nonymous.

>>28360267
You are right, my name is NOT IMPORTANT

>>28360267
Big Macintosh

>>28360267
The hacker known as 4chan

>>28360267
Drake.

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>>28360267
MY NAME IS

>>28360267
No seriously it's short for Anonymous. My parents were hippies, Applejack. They were free spirits that did all the "peace and love" stuff. Especially the love part. A lot. But they never planned to have children. I was a complete accident, according to them. They never wanted to have me. Because they realized they couldn't abandon me, and they had to focus on taking care of me (somewhat) due to law. They hated me for it. Absolutely loathed me. And so they figured they'd get back at me for inconveniencing them by naming me Anonymous. I was nobody to them, other than a pain, and they wanted to make sure I was nobody to anyone else.

So, yeah. There's that.

>>28360432
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>28360267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE

>>28360432
Makes me wonder, what's worse? Negative attention or no attention at all?

>>28360415
chka chka slim shady

>>28360267
>dat ass
delet this pls mods. I see this and realize I'll never have a sexy pony companion who just happens to have a plump ass.

>>28360478
Depends what you want to achieve.
If you are a Dashfag or Rarifag then negative attention and no attention are almost the same.

>>28360432
That's pretty brutal, if you think about it. Giving a child no identity to punish him for making their life harder, even though it's not his/her fault for being born.

>>28360432
This is a good explanation for this character. You can still have him be the cringey character we know and love, but give his n33tness a sort of tragedy that goes to his childhood. Kinda like Shrek.

>>28360415
Shake Zula

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>>28360267
You're right, it's not anonymous; it's actually "androgynous"

>>28360582
SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE INTENSIFIES

>>28360544
I know I sure as hell wouldn't have the urge to do much with myself if my own parents thought of me as a nobody, let alone the rest of the world.

>>28360267

Anonymous is a real name. Just because it's a little old does not make it invalid.

Bob.

>>28360693
No, it's not. "Anonymous", is derived from the Greek word ἀνωνυμία, anonymia, meaning "without a name".

>>28360620
Yeah, well, it's kinda like they HAVE to in what I have written. Think of it in the way Celestia made Mac and Twilight have a shit ton of spider-babies in Spiderses.

You know what? I'll just post it anyway.

>>28360267
Carpet Muncher

>>28360267
Well, my special talent is hunting cougars, so you could call me Pussy Destroyer.

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>>28360267
You been asking what my name is ever since I put on the mask

>>28360267
Sorry applejack that violates my military code of conduct. My name is anonymous. My birth date is 12/24/87. My serial number 117007312. My rank is sgt. As stated by the Geneva conventions that is the only information that I'm required to divulge in an interrogation.

>>28360550
The mic rula

>>28360432
>anon has a tragic backstory
>pitysex ensures

Why is this not a thing?

>>28360415
SHAKE SULAH

THE MIC RULAH

YOU WANNA TRIP

HE'LL BRING IT TO YAH

>>28360267
Your grandmother is literally named Granny. How is the name "Anonymous" for a socially withdrawn person difficult to believe?

>>28360267
Tim

>>28360478
no attention at all. thats why anon is so popular as a self insert piece of trash, even if your fic litterally treats anon like shit you get to live out the fantasy of being important in some way, even if it's negative.

Mike Oxlong

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DO DO DO DOOOOO!!!

>>28360267
Daniel Schiffler of Augusta, Florida.

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>>28360267
John Doe

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>>28360267
Chef