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>"Finally home."
>You lock your car and walk up to the front door of your house.
>You've been on a business trip for the past week in Boston, and are very glad to be home.
>You place your bags down and fumble around your pockets for you keys.
>You go to unlock the door when you notice something.
>The door is already unlocked. You try it and sure enough, it opens.
>"Ok, thats a bit strange."
>You put your keys back in your pocket and pick up your bags.
>The lights are on
>"The hell?"
>You call out from the front door,
>"Hello?"
>You hear a rustling noise coming from your room, but no verbal reply.
scared.jpeg
>You walk up the stairs and turn down the hallway, stopping inches from the door.
>"I...Iv'e got a gun."
>You foolishly make a finger gun, thinking it will actually have an effect.
What are you 5?
>You gulp, tense up, then begin to slowly open the door.
>Its dark inside, so you reach in and flip on the light switch on the wall.
>You then swiftly open the door fully, while pointing your "gun" at the figure laying on your bed.
"Fancy seeing you here anon."
>You are taken back, either by her extremely poor choice of words, or the sheer fact that there is a blue, rainbow haired pony laying on your bed in what can only be described as a suggestive position.
>"Dash...how did...how long have you been here?"
"Today, about 10 minutes."
wait
>"And other days?"
"Oh iv'e been coming here everyday since you left on your trip."
>Of course, the bitch.
"Your house is so interesting anon, and so are these magazines i found in your closet."
>Dash pulls one of your most treasured porno mags out from under your pillow.
>No doubt she's seen the rest as well.
>"The fuck dash?"
>You go after the magazine but just as it's within reach, Dash leaps into the air and hovers above you, looking down.
"You sure do have a bunch of these things in here. It's almost disgusting.
This bitch
>"Give that back dammit. Why are you even here?"
"It actually has something to do with these"
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>>28350207
>Not my waifu
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>>28350262
/Thread
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>You're confused now.
>"With...with my porn?"
"Yea"
>"..."
"..."
>"Well? Out with it!"
"Well, ive noticed that you don't really have a special somepony, Is that why you have all this stuff?"
300% mad
>"Look Dash, i wouldn't expect you to understand human relationships. They're much more complicated than your pony relationships where you always find that...special somepony with ease. And we sure as hell don't...reproduce the same way either."
"Wanna bet?"
...what...
>Dash plops down on the bed and turns around.
>She bends over, and moves her tail to the side.
>"Dash i dont know what the hell you're trying to-"
>Sure enough, between her legs was a blue horse pussy.
>You you'd even say it looked more like a humans, that is, if you actually knew what a horses strange was supposed to look like.
you fucking weirdo
>I...what do you want me to do?"
>She looks back at you.
>Her cheeks have become a bright red.
>You think she might be breathing heavy too, but you can't really be sure.
>She pauses for a second, as if she really had to think about what it is she wanted to say.
>She then flips over onto her back, spreading her wings out on the bed, and spreading her legs as well.
>Clearly breathing heavier, she opens her pussy up with her hooves, just enough so you can see the wet, pink, pleasure hole that lays before you.
>She looks up, into your eyes and says,
"Anon...i want you to cum inside me."
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>>28350308
>"fuck yeah, i could use a clopfic right now"
>nothing happens
>it ends with a shitty maymay
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>>28350328
It was copy pasted from the IWTCIRD thread.
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>>28350341
By the same person. idk, i felt it deserved its own thread.
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>>28350207
>worst pony
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>>28350385
But that's not your waifu, summerfag.
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>>28350385
Trash opinion.
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>>28350385
But that's not Starlight.
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>>28350328
I got you my nigga. If you just went to bed, this will be there when you get home from work or whatever. But I got you with a juicy clopfic, just give me time.
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>>28350207
>You've been on a business trip for the past week in Boston, and are very glad to be home.
3604 miles from where I live.
That's a really long business trip
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