>Come home from a long day of being manly >Open the door

>>28349648
>come home from a long day of being manly
So I'm someone else?

>>28349648
I would give them a hug

>>28349648
>rape

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>>28349648
whip out dick grab the nearst poner by the waist then piledrive that pussy.

Tell the free one to fetch me a beer and a sandwich, while giving her ass a slap on the way out.

Jizz inside the pony I'm fucking, go watch X-Files.

>>28349648
Turn off the computer screen because they're not real.

>>28349691
Merika

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>>28349691
God bless best nation!

>>28349691
>>28349723
>>28349745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54

>>28349648
Try to wake up.

After that fails, become nearly catatonic as the reality of the situation sinks in. Eventually recover and do my best not to ruin humanity's first contact with an alien species.

>>28349648

Slowly as to not wake them up wrap them in blanket, take bundle out to curve and gently place them next to trash can to make sure someone sees and then deals with them, lock door when going back in house, check to make sure all other possible entrances are secured, sit with favorite brand of Dew and wonder why ponies were sleeping on my bed for the next hour before getting distracted by my ADD.

>>28349933

Sweet, double dubs. Checked.

>>28349648
>take a picture
>open 4chan
>ask what to do

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>>28349648
Wake up and realize that they're not real.

>>28350907
I want a full 3 hour movie behind that frog picture
I want is set in the future
I want it to be awesome
And I want to see a shitload of tits

>>28349648
>that feel when no poners to snuggle with in a comfy bed

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>>28349702
>>28350907

>>28349691
and I'm proud to be an American!

>>28349648
Gotta double the manliness, since there are two more fields to plow today.

>>28349648
Step 1: A fifteen gallon drum of lube
Step 2: three consecutive seconds of happiness
Step 3: wake up just before i orgasm.

>>28349648
>rape

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i'd "brock turner" them and go to jail for 6 months but only serve 3. AYYYYYY.

>>28349648
Let them sleep. It's rude to interrupt a sleeping pony.

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Wonder why I got the two worst ponies

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>>28351391
Ha ha hah aha aha ahahaa
oh man my meme
how do i upboat this and give it gold

>>28352275
You should be wondering why you have such shit taste in ponies.

>>28349648
hug them like no tomorrow then probably call a psychiatrist.