Ok guys, It's confession time! If you're brave enough,

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>>28349314
>another thumbnail
>another /b/tarded faggot thread

I believe in my waifu existing.

>>28349314
I like EG more than the show.

>>28349329
Sadly this.
I have a feeling that after all this suffering and Bullshit that we go through in life, we meet our waifus. It's like our mind puts us in our imagination as the world around us turns black.

>>28349352
Who is your waifu, Anon? Who will you be seeing when things go black?

>>28349352
Maybe, it has been speculated that the afterlife is what we make it. And with the possibilities of multiple universes and dimensions you might reincarnate into an Equestria style existence.

>>28349368
Spitfire, you?

>>28349403
Rarity.

Don't you ever stop loving your waifu.

Moondancer Something about those eyebrows gets me hot

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>>28349428
>>28349368
>>28349393

>tfw by the time we're all old farts, we probably won't even remember the show.
I'll see you boys in equestria.

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>>28349448
>tfw I'll probably die in the US Civil War 2; Electric Boogaloo soon, so I won't have to suffer from Alzheimer's
I'll be waiting there

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>>28349448
I don't want to grow old, I'm planning to kill myself in a few years because I just can't face growing old. I want to brace myself to accept that. I don't know if it's going to work. And I want to be with her.

>>28349527
What part of the world do you live in, anon? Because if it's the US or Europe you could always die a hero in the coming revolution instead of being an hero.

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>>28349511
Chimpout soon fellow race warrior

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>>28349527
...what...

>>28349545
I was actually thinking more along the lines of the people taking the country back from the oppressive socialist government.

>>28349568
We don't get to choose our allies, anon.

>>28349568
Where are we talking here anon?
The US or Europe?

i fucked my iguana

>>28349581
True. We all have a common enemy at least.
With no government the dindus will sort themselves out

>>28349591
Both. But the US mostly.

I'm dating multiple people. Everyone is fine with this arrangement, and is happy.
While I'm basically living the dream, I still sometimes feel like my younger self would have been intensely ashamed of me. It almost feels like I'm ashamed to be happy.

>>28349314
I've cried myself to sleep more than once because Derpy isn't real

>>28349541
US. I'm going on my own terms.

>>28349619
Most of the population is to lazy/doesn't care. Ontop of that, they've been brainwashed to the point where anything that challenges political norms is automatically crazy or wacko talk.

>>28349637
Honestly, if your going out, you might as well take a few akbars with you. Start by liking BLM and Not all Muslims' stuff on plebook. Buy a BLM shirt, an AR, and carry vest and just go ape shit on a BLM rally or mosque.

>>28349643
Some people just need a little push, and being forced into the boxcars to go to the FEMA camps would do it. That and the monkey see monkey do mentality, once the first retaliation starts others will snap out of sheep mode.

>>28349314
here's a little story about what mlp did to my life
its not cringey but I haven't told anyone this entire story

>thought mlp was cringey at first
>discovered 4chan about a year after it started
>I had a friend who was basically /pol/ except he hated 4chan for some reason
>on my sophomore year of hs he brought a knife and got expelled, but I still kept in contact
>he started to watch mlp for whatever reason
>I started looking up mlp cringe and sending it to him
>later on I learned about Discord and how he was basically Q from Star Trek
>started watching and got into it
>friend became more of a douche because he was stuck in the shitty school
>other friends went to other schools
>they became dicks as well
>one day I had enough with all of them so I removed them from everything, and blocked them when they tried to message me
>shortly before that I started a general here which was pretty good
>I joined the skype group and became great friends with the other writefags
>they are all great people who are unique
>I would give more details but "muh anonymity"
>because of them I had great experiences
>and a bit ago I was invited to the wedding of one of the writefags

its funny, I wouldn't have met any of them if not for my old friend, and my life has changed because of it

>>28349792
I've also met some great friends on this site.
I'm looking at you sven.

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I have no dirty secrets. My life is plain and simple.

Maybe I'm a boring person. The only thing I hide is the fact I watch mlp, that would be my only secret.

>>28349568
I'll enjoy quashing your rebellion with ease.

t. literally going to school with the single purpose of getting a job in the intelligence community

I use Reddit. All the time. More than 4chan, actually.
/r/fapfap is the best subreddit

>>28349314
I accidentally murdered some one at a public park and left the person sitting on a bench. The family eventually found the body, and it was presumed natural causes.

>>28350483
>I accidentally murdered some one at a public park and left the person sitting on a bench. The family eventually found the body, and it was presumed natural causes.


I purposely murdered someone once at a public park and left the body on the slide on the children's playground without his pants. The family eventually found the body, and it was presumed that he was a sex offender and closet pervert. They disowned him and had him cremated rather than the funeral he requested in the will. I laughed for days.

I have a 9 inch horse dildo that I fuck myself with regularly, and I've hypnotized myself to see and feel myself in the body of a mare.

I am in love with my best friend who stopped me from killing myself. She's in a relationship that I feel horrible for wanting to fail. My other best friend is her partner.

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>>28349314
I told bronies and the guys at the spacebattles forum I hated the Conversion Bureau stories and even gave Chatoyance grief but I secretly yearned to lose my humanity to become a pony and have a benevolent mother goddess rule over me.

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>>28349314

I suppose this isn't too bad, but I plan on finding out how to get into Equestria as an afterlife.
First step is finding out (How ironic) how to make friends in real life and get in touch with old classmates. Find the Magic of Friendship.

Then i'll need a Celestial Sun Stick. For a shrine to the Alicorn Goddesses.

My waifu isn't even in this show but is still technically a horse girl.

Forgive me /mlp/, but I cannot be a traitor to Cerea...

>>28349527
Why not fight in a glorious armed battle with a dangerous creature wielding a medieval weapon?

It's a worthy way to go at 50.

>>28349314
I used to shit myself when I was a kid and smear it on the walls

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>>28351474
You are a cave painting artist.

>>28350673
You should check out Friendship is Optimal. It's got humans turning into horses, but without that creepy Chatoyance misanthropy baked in.

>>28349314
I can't wait for another Halloween of shitposting here, the last one here was amazing and I had tons of fun, second favourite time on /mlp/ just next to marathons, which are also returning soon.

>>28350582
How can one hypnotize one's self to see themselves as a mare?

>>28352095
Look up 'pony hypno' in the archives or on google. They used to have a thread here but eventually fucked off to make their own forum.

The short version is, they made a bunch of audio recordings that are supposed to hypnotize you into feeling like you're a pony.

>>28350698
There's no way you'll go to Equestria if you were a friendly person, however I do believe that if God exists and if a person deserves place in heaven, he can send such person to Equestria if said person wishes so.
just bee a good, decent human being and hope that it's true.

Or wait for mind uploading and AI, you could just simulate Equestria and few AIs inside of it and then upload your mind into a NPC.

I only report porn. Shitposting, spam, gore, I just keep scrolling.

Entirely because it's the only thing people here like that's not aloud, because I've grown to hate most of you.

I just want to die yet everytime I try to kill self something weird happens and I am forced to keep living

I have tried to kill myself 3 times.
None of my friends know.

My dream is to one day attempt to walk around the earth.
I don't care if I die doing it.

>>28351592
Thanks for the suggestion. I'll give it a try.