You were captured by a dragon! But don't worry! Your favorite pony is coming to save you! Would they be able to save you?
>>28347909
I'm sure that Rainbow Dash could kick that dragon's ass.
>>28347909
Fluttershy would make it be friends with me, somehow.
>>28347909
Diamond Tiara could either blow her allowance paying my ransom or get her dad to have the dragon's lair foreclosed on.
>>28347909
I don't have a favorite pony so I guess I'm going to try to fuck the dragon's asshole.
>>28349166
>When your favorite pony is a spoiled whore.
>>28349338
Or blow the Dragon
>Nightmare Moon
Fat chance considering SHE'S NOT REAL even IN Equestria.
>>28349358
Puff the magic dragon you could say?
I don't think she will have much of a problem.
>>28347909
Rarity might be able to use magic to an extent, but otherwise I can't imagine her actually defeating a dragon
>>28349358
The dragon can blow me. Or I could spend the day shoveling treasure up it's ass.
>>28347909
That depends. Is the dragon annoyed by raves and dubstep? If so, then yes. Vinyl will save me.
>>28347909
>It's Dragonshy part two
>Fluttershy has to play the couragous knight and save mesweet
>>28349351
Not anymore!
Thanks, A. K. Rogers!
>>28347909
I think I'd be fine.
Yeah, I can't imagine this will be a problem.
>>28349398
She could bribe the dragon with some fancy new threads.
>>28347909
She did it once, she'll do it twice. I trust floot floot
>>28347909
Nope.
Dragon wife now.
>>28347909
She already stared down a dragon. Not too worried.
>>28349387
this.
sunset is good
>>28347922
Fag that doesn't watch the show confirmedDash got her ass kicked by that dragon in dragon shy
>>28347945
>yells it into submission
>forces it to make amends with you
>sets the two of you up for a play date
>one becomes more
>now you're obligated to start hanging out
>dragon's into it
>you could care less
>thanks a lot Fluttertard
>>28349438
>Armored Fluttershy swooping in and carrying you out in her hooves
Awww
>>28352111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egrlzkKa6O8
>>28351975
she was just rope-a-doping him
>>28347909
>Trixie
She will use her illusionist skills to buy me some time while I gtfo and for her final trick 'disappear' as we both run into the distance.
>>28347909
But Anon, my favourite pony is a dragon.
>>28347909
I am so saved.
>>28347909
i dont have a favorite pony. infact i dont even like the show.
>>28349379
underrated
>>28353700
go to bed, Seth
>>28353717
>tfw no floppy disk exactly 100% full of Ponk
>>28353767
>fan of the fandom
Unironically consider death