It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's g

Or heck, let's learn more about our Princess' special talent. Tell me a really interesting fact you know about the Sun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tmbeLTHC_0

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Have you praised the sun lately, anons?

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>>28335214
yes

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i think she was a even bigger prankster than she was now

>>28335723
I think it's more likely that something happened - spilling one of the hoofmaidens' mop-buckets over a visitor, for example - and that she realised how benign 'accidents' could help build bridges between ponies.

Or maybe she was a naughty young filly who had to grow up and make hard choices because that's how Old Equestria was back in the day. Who knows?

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DJONN PLS

Celestia a shit

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>>28334953
>What do you think the Princess was like as a foal?
Hot.

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>>28336390
Oh, is someone mad because their favorite troll thread didn't pop up today?
Here's the (You) you're craving for, faggot.

>>28336172
He's a drawfag now.

>>28335754
Hi, lil' sis.

I want to stick my hands in Celestia's poofy wavy mane.

>>28337098
l-lewd

>>28337537
>the new maid, given instructions from over a harrassed teatray-wielding comrade's shoulder, inadvertently enters the wrong door by mistake

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>"Anooon! I fell and scraped my knee and it huuuurts"
>You bite back a sigh.
>She’s getting too old to be doing this.
>Setting your hoe down, you turn around to see the little rainbow-maned filly on the verge of tears.
“Oh no! You did? Come here, let me see!”
>Crouching down, you beckon her over.
>Celestia gallops with an overdramatic limp through your garden, trampling a head of cabbage before she thrusts out her foreleg, sniffling.
>”It’s really bad, right?”
>Taking her leg in your hands, you make a show of inspecting the very minor scrape.
>The grass stains on her white fur are easily three times the size of what only the most generous of people could call a scrape.
“Hmm...that DOES look pretty bad. Looks like I’m going to have to break out the healing magic.”
>Gently pulling out her leg, you kiss her scrape to make it better.
“There we go! The magic should already be working.”
>”You don’t have healing magic!” She sticks her tongue out at you and pulls her leg away.
“Oh I don’t, do I? And why’s that?”
>”You need a horn to have magic!” You can feel the smugness coating her every word as she raises her own little horn high.
>Biting your lip to keep from grinning, you poke the tip of her horn.
“Now, now, not ALL magic comes from horns. In fact, I have some of the most powerful magic in the world. Magic that everypony can use, including you.”
>That gets her attention.
>”You do?” Her eyes grow wide, any trace of her youthful arrogance gone, “What kind of magic is that? I want it!”

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So what's the general consensus here about Celestia's alicorn origins?

Do you like to imagine her ascending to become an alicorn?

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>>28337668
>With a chuckle, you reach your hand back and scratch behind her ear.
“It’s the magic of love, Cellybean.”
>She instantly deflates, her ears slamming down as she gives you a pout, “That might fool Luna, but not me! I know that’s not real magic!”
>Damn.
>Here you thought you had a least a good year before she started calling you on that one.
>Luckily, you still have your trump card.
“Oh yes it is! It’s as real as my other magic!”
>She eyes you suspiciously, “What magic’s that?”
“Why, it’s the magic of...TICKLES!”
>You dive forward, your hands easily slipping under her wings as you tickle her sides.
>She shrieks out and falls over, flailing all six of her limbs and rolling in the dirt, her giggles soon overtaking her, signs of the cruel torment you’re imposing on her.
>You stop after a moment, but the damage is done.
>There isn’t a speck of white on her normally alabaster coat.
>...Well…
>You needed a break anyway.
>It’s hot out here.
>Before she can accuse you of inhumane treatment, you stand up,
“Now, how about we go inside, get you cleaned up and make that knee all better?”
>She rolls onto her hooves, and spits out a couple of white feathers that she SOMEHOW managed to get in her mouth.
>”Could you carry me, Anon? My leg still hurts…”
>Dammit, that’s what you get for reminding her of her grievous injury.
“Aren’t you getting a little big for me to carry you? You’re almost up to my waist.”
>she looks almost devastated, her eyes growing large, tears threatening to fall once more, ”But but...you carry Luna!”
“Luna’s also half your size. Come on Celly, you can walk.”

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>>28337676
>”But that just means you need to carry me more NOW, before I’m too big!” She wails out, before collapsing at your feet, her forelegs wrapped around your ankle, “Pleeeease?”
>You try to look away from those puppy dog eyes, but it’s too late.
>They have you caught in their vortex.
“I...guess I can’t argue with that logic. Come on, you’re getting a pony-back ride.”
>You bend back down to the cheers of the filly, who soon clambers onto your back, her forelegs locking around your neck, and her wings wrap around your belly.
>Placing your hands under her rump to steady her, you heft yourself back up, leaning forward as you start to trudge back to your house.
“Soo, how’d you get hurt, anyway?”
>”I was trying to stop Luna from eating cookies and I tripped, but she’s going to say I was trying to make her eat worms!”
>Well.
>That’s oddly specific.
“Celestia? Why did you make your little sister eat worms?”
>”...I dunno…” she says in a tone that screams that she most certainly does.
>...These two little orphans are going to be the death of you.

>>28337675
No. Celly is the sun incarnate and has always been an alicorn.

>>28337692
hhnggg

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>>28337675
>ascending
She has always been.
She is time immemorial.

>>28337732
i cant believe mort is dead

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I think the Princess would be fond of this kind of ambiance in the palace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mkbXLaNk64

a e s t h e t i c

>>28337774
Why so sad? Thread hasn't even begun to tank yet!

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>"Oh yes, I remember her well, a pleasant time it was raising the sisters in their youth"
>"My my look how they have grown, it is a shame that they share the same curse as I."
>"Forever living in these meager vessels they and I, for the rest of time"
>"Perhaps that it is the the doom I have brought upon these creatures, perpetual and indefinite beauty, at the price of their innocence"
>"It will be quite a show when her subjects find out the truth of the price they paid"
>"It will be a fire even I couldn't conjure"

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>>28337675
With flash of quill, and scratch of parchment - so it is written, so it shall be - her existence was begun, and she had always existed.

An alternate question would be, could you imagine her trusting anypony - on a level beyond intimacy - enough to speak of a time when a red-headed one wished a world into existence? Would she ever share that burden?

>>28337813
She still hasn't had an episode six seasons in.

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>>28338545
Not going to get one.
Hasjew hates her.

>>28338545
Does anyone even expect it at this point? The lack of an episode may basically be a given, but that doesn't have to stop us! Create, write, hope, dream! There's endless possibilities, anon! Never give up!
On an unrelated note I'm leaving forever now so there's only going to be like three of you left. Good luck.

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>>28338622
>So there's only going to be like three of you left
Oh.
Ok.

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>>28337813
Well the feels are right on schedule, but we're not due to have some lone idiot dragging the thread's carcass to the front page (does anyone seriously not use the catalogue these days?) until about Tuesday afternoon.

>>28338545
>>28338622
The time for a Celestia episode was four seasons ago at the latest desu

Also, I bet the Princess has the loveliest shower singing voice.

>>28338649
>A Duck in Time Saves Nine
>Celestia has a secret: she can't face the day without taking a nice, relaxing shower before raising the Sun. When her beloved Mister Squeakums goes missing, however, it's up to Cadance and Luna to find out exactly who this mystery missing one is!

>>28338738
That angle always bugs me. It doesn't look natural, or even comfortable.

>>28338755
I gotta agree. Any better pictures?

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>>28338796
here is a sunhorse drinking water

>>28338802
Thanks. I really should've written something today...

>>28338698
That sounds like a really cute episode.

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Are they ever going to have a Celestia episode? From what little we have seen from her she seems like she could be amusing or interesting or at least a likable character, but she hasn't had any episodes dedicated to her to really get a feel for it. I loved the Luna episodes we've had, and I'd really like to see Celestia for more than all of two minutes. Maybe things she does on an average day? Take a vacation? I know these have been touched on in fan works and the comic, but it'd be nice to see an episode around her.

I'm certain the creators know fans would like that, so why not? Could Hasbro have some dumb limitation on how often she can show up?

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>Celestia has to deal with another Princess Celestia Day, and nothing seems to be going right

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>>28337675
How does Celestia manage to maintain her sanity after so many years, let alone a thousand by herself without her sister?

Perhaps she might experience time differently to the other ponies.
That and she must have a strong will and heart to shoulder the responsibility of being a ruler, putting her subjects first before herself - but then that might lead to a very selfless, perhaps even lonely rule.

What do you sunbros think about it?

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>>28338837
>the creators
Well that's the thing, Anon.
They're gone.

Ta-da.

This is it.
This is all we get.

>>28338886
>she must have a strong will and heart to shoulder the responsibility of being a ruler, putting her subjects first before herself - but then that might lead to a very selfless, perhaps even lonely rule.
That's my guess; good outer appearance, but a more solitary, lonesome personal life. Still, no matter what, gotta keep up that happy exterior for all the others. And that's that.

>>28338886
>how does she not go insane
I dunno.
Might be like us; spending so much time alone that she's used to it.

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>>28337774
Don't let the sadness of Equestria get to you princess. You have to try, you have to care.

>>28338622
Farewell, Anon. I hope you'll find whatever it is you're looking for out there.

>>28338649
>Also, I bet the Princess has the loveliest shower singing voice.
I think we had a oneshot about a singing Celestia once.

>>28338886
Having such a long lifespan, she probably developed a certain resilience towards hardships, no matter how painful.

>>28338941
>spending so much time alone that she's used to it.
>like us
Don't remind me.

>>28338886
>How does Celestia manage to maintain her sanity after so many years, let alone a thousand by herself without her sister?
because you could be there with her

>>28338967
STOP
It hurts

>>28338962
You do realize that your pic related died. Also, leaving forever is a meme, you're here forever, all that. And that the're nothing outside for me anyway

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>>28338967
Aren't you just going to hurt her by getting close to her and then dying of old age leaving her all alone again?

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>>28338962
Fresh from the draw thread.

>>28334953

do you think if i stuck my penis inside celestia and impregnated her with my seed that she would give birth to a centaur or a satyr?

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any good celestia/nyx greens?

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>>28339186
WARNING! This post contains heavy doses of radiation! Lingering nearby may cause cancer or fatal autism poisoning! Leave immediately!
Nyxposter please take your trash OC and get out. Posting it more will just make us hate it more.

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>>28339186
Fuck off, stain.
Plaster your fucking faggot cancer around the rest of the board, not here.

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>>28339186
>nyx
why?

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>>28339267
>Posting it more will just make us hate it more.
It's exactly what they want. Shitposting's not effective if people don't hate you or the object of your post.

Why is /sun/ such a shitposting magnet? Every time I see this kind of posts it's always from new IPs. Every time.

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>>28337692
I died from diabetes. Thanks anon

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>>28339348
We should count ourselves lucky it's usually just one faggot and his LOL I WANT PRICNES CELESTIAL TO FART ON MY WEENIE autism.

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>>28339782
Celestia is best steed.

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>>28339843

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>>28337888

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>>28339304
>>28339289
>>28339267
I just like nyx. is that a bad thing? I think it'd be really cute to have a story centered around these two.

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>>28340531
Please, stop posting. I know you're a troll. You know you're a troll. Everyone here knows you're a troll. Nobody likes your bad OC, and nobody ever will. Go annoy people on some other thread.

>>28340551
Nah, I'm pretty sure there's a not-so-small portion of people who kinda like her. She's not the best character and the fic did have its flaws, but it also had some nice moments.

I too didn't initially get all the hate towards her (and lets be real here: a lot of, if not most of the hate is caused by the shitposting, which is in turn encouraged by the hate, newfags will inevitably be confused by the amount of hate she gets)

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>>28339140
>You do realize that your pic related died
Yes. It was sad as fuck.

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>>28339782

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>>28340551
>liking an popular oc makes me a troll

nice meme.

>>28341601
Just take it somewhere else. It belongs on an OC thread, or at least somewhere else. You're asking for things in the wrong thread.

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>>28339176
Satyr. Look how adorable she is.

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>>28337676
>Cellybean
This is good.

>>28341676
Not genetically viable

>>28337675
Celestia was born an alicorn just like Flurry was. Her parents were the incarnations of light and darkness, and controlled the cosmos until she was old enough to raise the sun on her own. They ascended thousands of years ago, when ponies were much less advanced in terms of technology.

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>>28337692

I'll post something tomorrow, I promise. Because If I don't say that here, then I'm just going to keep putting it off. Please, someone yell at me for not continuing for the board, it would make things easier

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You'll cowards don't even praiseit.

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>>28342160

>>28341676
Why are her wings spreading her legs apart?

>>28341676
Not so much of her brother, huh. Someone go kick the satyr thread a few times, until Radiance images fall out.

>>28338534
This is the gayest shit I ever read

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>>28343772
Then you haven't read enough on this board, Mr. new IP a.k.a "I came here only to shitpost"

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>>28339782
Celestia please leave the humans alone

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>>28343541

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>>28344597
Yeah, that's /satyr/ for you.

>>28337675
I thought it was confirmed from a former writer that she was born an alicorn, from normal alicorn parents in an alicorn clan. Alicorn alicorn alicron

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Princess Celestia is hot
Someone get her some water

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Piss on self esteem
Forward busted knee
Sick head
Blackened lungs
And I'm a simple, selfish sun

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A silly, lazy, selfish sun might be nice once in a while.

>>28345834
>You DARE fail to bring enough tribute? The grain stores are running low already, and you bring me this measly sum?
>M-my liege, this season was hard and we couldn't-
>I won't be able to eat cake breakfast, lunch, and dinner on this amount! Do you know what
happened to those who fail me?
>No, my liege?
>DEATH! Your body will feed next year's harvest! And when I'm feasting on pastries one year hence, I'll remember your face for one moment, and laugh.
>Please your majesty, I have a family to feed! I'll do anything!
>Well... I'm a bit tired right now, if you could just run down to the store and pick some... here, just do everything on this list. I'll let you off the hook.
>This is a table of daily chores-
>Silence! Dare you question my mercy! Go with haste, and complete the allotted tasks at once!

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>>28345834
>"Shh!"

>"Where are the unhappy couple?"
>Luna makes an expression of mild distaste.
>"They have locked themselves in thy guest room, it seems they have made peace."
>For now. Give it an hour and they'll be back to squabbling.
>Then make up snuggles for the billionth time.
>"You absolutely sure those two aren't, you know, affected."
>"We are quite sure Anon, sister and the spirit of chaos are not in thrall to Estrus."
>Could have fooled you.
>"They merely have-"
>"A complicated history." You say in unison.
>Ah yet another estrus, spring, mating season, Barry White Appreciation Month.
>And you just happen to be one of four beings on the planet who are immune.
>Celestia and Luna, as Alicorns, just don't do it.
>Something about ascension and magic. You aren't a wizard, you didn't understand a word of it.
>And then there's Discord, who by his nature is incapable of something so orderly and regular as a mating season.
>Well technically there's five beings really. The young Princess Candybutt.
>But as Princess of Love, she throws herself into this time of year. Literally from what you've heard.
>So much so she may as well have a mating cycle. Suppose it's part of her job description, sex and love.
>"Is the popcorn ready Luna?"
>"It is popping as we speak, we shall attend to it at once."
>And that's were you come in, something about human pheromones is repulsive to ponies in heat.
>Which is doubly news to you because you didn't know humans had pheromones.
>As a result, those three come hang at your place. Because it's completely free of horny ponies, minotaurs, gryphons, the works.

>>28346759
>Though it's not without its ups and downs.
>Apparently Celestia and Discord have a 'Complicated' but long term relationship. Alternating between squabbling and, to put it politely. aggressive snuggling.
>They should just get married and be done with it.
>You and Luna on the other hand....
>"Huzzah! The popped corn is prepared and we have applied the toffee."
>"Good. I cleaned the telescope lens this morning."
>At this point you both adjourn to the balcony. Because your house is that swanky.
>As for what you do on the balcony with Luna and two telescopes.
>You make bets on happenings in the town. And sometimes play drinking games too.
>"HA! Big Mac and the school teacher. Thou owe us five bits Anon."
>God damn it. Already?

oh boy

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>>28346759
>>28346770
>Dislestia
Good troll
Original troll
Le funny meme face
Good stuff
Thank you for this quality content
I hope you get hit by a bus
Thank
You

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>>28346759
>>28346770
Fuck off, eat a dick, chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfucking cocks for seconds.

>>28346770
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and, since you posted it in AiE too, I take it you're not a troll or a shitposter.
As you may have guessed by the two replies above, this thread is not exactly fond of dislestia, to put it mildly. Being a waifu thread, we like to read about Celestia and Anon. I'm not going to throw insults, just thought a clarification was in order.

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>"I just got a letter, I just got a letter~, I just got a letter, wonder who it's from."
>"Aaand it'-...it's more photographs of Anonymous's genitals. Ofcourse."

>>28346770
Well, i'm enjoying this enough to see what you do with it/

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>>28347552
Then you'll be happy to know it was also posted in AiE and you can go there for your continuation.

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>>28346770
Damn did everyone get salty.

>>28347581
>geyehehehehe wads de madder u doesn lige disledia :DDDDDDD
Fuck off, thanks.

whby dose nobon like this
>>28347581
>be diskord
>"Celestia lets fug"
>"ok"
>"You're a big goy"
>"4 jew"
>fuug
>ebnd
heheeh I'abm so cool for triggering board not I'll run back to r/funnycchan wib screenncap

{spoiler]Get cancer[/spoiler]

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Remember when we had a mod who liked /sun/.

>>28347735
Don't feel bad. Here, I'm writing something right now so we can't say that today was just trollfics. Besides, it takes more than a few misguided autists to upset a sunposter, right anon? Stiff upper lip!

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>>28347735
That was back when we also had a drawfag. I still miss him.

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>>28347796
>having grown bored with riches and immortality, the princess has taken up some 'hobbies'
>"Oh my word, Anonymous, isn't this a fine haul?"
>It's a lava lamp, a bobble head sombrero'd sombra, and a box of recalled Daring Do's where the heroine meets The Horselem Globetrotters

>>28347839
>Come on and slam
>And welcome to the jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

>Write short green about the princesses hiding out in Anon's place for AIE thread
>Think "Hey those guys in sun-day might enjoy it too, they like princesses. I'll post it there as well."
Guess not. Well I've learned my lesson. Never post green in this thread.

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>>28347617
>>28347686
SALT OVERFLOW

>>28347900
I wish I could tell you to ignore the autists but at this point they're probably over 50% of the thread now due to so few posters.

Sun threads are dying and won't be revived unless she gets an episode. Which she has a snowballs chance in hell of getting.

>>28347900
The only green /sun/ is interested in are variations on Exchange.

>>28347915
This is really pleasing to the eyes art by the way.

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>>28347900
I'm PRETTY SURE you knew what was going to happen.
>>28347915
Get on that homework, junior, back to school tomorrow.

Continued from last thread, more coming in a few min as I write it I hope
>>28281793
>The first thing I felt after waking up was the sensation of getting hit by a truck. Before I could even open my eyes, something propelled off me, knocking the wind out of my chest and knocking my chair over onto the ground.
>I jumped up, adrenaline coursing through my veins, but wasn’t fast enough. The sun had just risen, and in the early dawn light, I was only able to make out a flash of movement to my right.
“Please don’t let it be more bugs.”
>Whatever the thing was, it was large and surprisingly fast. More importantly, it seemed to have dashed off deeper into Celestia’s quarters.
>I followed. That the intruder hadn't killed me seemed like a good sign, but still, something was off about the whole affair.
>In their haste, whatever the thing was had made quite a mess; the trail of fallen knick-knacks and overturned chairs wasn’t too hard to follow.
>After a couple rooms, the trail finally ended in a dead end that seemed to be Celestia’s bedroom. At least she wasn’t in danger, the bed was neatly made and the pony was nowhere to be seen.
“End of the line, bucko. Give yourself up and nobody needs to get hurt.”
>The room seemed clear. Nothing in the closet, nothing behind the dresser…
>And that’s when I heard a low, gurgling sound from behind the bed.

>>28347954
Why are you getting so angry about cartoon characters, friend?

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>>28347976
CLIFF HANGER DAMMIT

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>>28347976
OH SHIT DON'T GO IN THERE, BRUH

>>28348028
>>28348039
Please don't crucify me I'm writing as fast as I can

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>>28348070
I NEED IT NOW

>>28347900
>Never post green in this thread.
Every thread has things they like and things they don't. People here don't like to see Celestia shipped with other characters of the show, particularly with Discord and Sombra. This thread has endured a lot of shitposting based on those ships, so you can imagine why they're not appreciated. You didn't know and you posted it, it's not the end of the World. If you'll ever write something else with her, you'll see that everyone here will appreciate it.

>>28348135
Here's more!
>>28347976
>That noise. Even after going face to face with a changeling, the sound still gave me goosebumps. I thought my stomach rumbles were loud, but this sounded like it came from some sort of behemoth.
>Clearly, I was dealing with a monster that was larger than me, and quite hungry. Not a good combination. I gulped, and tried not to think too hard about what could be lying in wait on the other side of the bed.
“Last chance to give yourself up!”
>There was no reply, except for another, louder gurgle. Spear drawn, I moved over and I prepared for the worst.
>But nothing jumped out. No glowing compound eyes, no mandibles ripping towards my throat. Instead, as I peeked over, I found a four foot high mound of... blankets and pillows?
>I was going to die. The thing was toying with me now.
“I’m warning you!”
>I gingerly prodded at the mound with my spear. It quivered.
>Yeah, I was toast. The monster was hiding in a pillow fort. Whatever this was had a sick sense of humor.
>Now or never. I readied my spear with my right arm, and yanked away part of the pile with my left. At the first tug, half of the construction collapsed, revealing my adversary.


And that's all for this evening, goodnight lads! Hope you're liking everything so far, and that you're okay with week long cliffhangers!


But really though I am going to finish this bit before tonight, don't worry

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>>28348212
GOD DAMMIT FUCK

>>28348299
What is it? The guy is pretty spot on.

>>28348299
Sure I'll treasure your opinion. There's nothing like petty insults to keep the thread running. Yeah, screw reasoning. Let's just call each other faggots for hours on end, this is 4chan after all.

>>28348518
>reasoning
You must not have been here when we had one of these autistic shitposters use up the last 100 posts with 'no u'.
After some retarded tripfag got us to image limit within 2 days because 'LOL XD, R U GUISE SRSLY GETTING MAD THAT I AM POSTING PICTURES?'

>>28348592
well this thread is easily triggerable.

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>>28348607
Fuck off.

>>28348607
It's just had a very, very bad history with some sorts of things. At its core it's a waifu thread anyway, so ships are going to ruffle some feathers, and then compound that with unfortunate events in the past and you'll end up with some real hostility when you post that stuff. Please just put it somewhere else. If you're wanting to write where a waifu gets"cucked", then maybe take it to a Cadence thread, they seem to be more ok with that sort of thing due to shining and all.

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>>28347915

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>/sun/ still hasn't learned the lesson all other threads have
>to just ignore the shitposter and they'll get bored and leave

>>28348920
That really does sum up all of tonight's shenanigans.

>>28348607
Yes it is. Hilariously so.

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>>28348933
>guy post a little cute shipfic
>FUCKING SHITPOSTING TROLLS HOLY SHIT JUST FUCK OFF YOU BAITING ASSHOLES
celestia would be disappointed in all of you

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>>28348933
>implying
>>28348950
>>28348959

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In other news, it turns out Celestia is 30% helium

>>28348989
I... I think that the guy in the pic is a cyclops. Seriously, look at that eye. It's unnerving.

>>28348592
>You must not have been here
Oh, but I was. I'm pretty comfy here, despite the occasional shitposting. I usually don't bother replying to it, nor to other nonsensical posts, but since that was a direct reply to one of my posts, I figured "why not". Anyways, just because we've endured shit in the past it doesn't mean we're bound to continue down that route. Just thought being sensible for a change couldn't hurt. Funny thing is, I'm not even triggered by dislestia. I simply don't read it. Nevertheless, I felt like trying to explain to that writefag why five minutes after he came here everyone seemingly wanted his head.

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Curious shortage of humanizations of her, though that probably isn't much of a loss when most the 'art' isn't that great.

I delivered, hope it's ok
>>28348220
>If I even lived through this, I was so fired
>Rather than some unholy monstrosity, I was face to face with sunbutt. As I stared, frozen in shock, she looked away and tried to hide her face in the rubble of pillows.
“Princess? What are you even doing down there?”
>I couldn’t believe it. Celly was hiding from me?
>“I’m so sorry, anon, I didn’t mean any offence, it was a momentary slip.”
>Well, at least it wasn’t some horror from the abyss. Still, sad Celestia was even more confusing. I tried thinking how I could comfort her and find out what was going on.
“So, um, there’s no emergency? No intruder?”
>Celly let out a meek “no” in reply.
“Well then, what happened?”
>”Simply a lapse in judgement, I-”
“No, really. I have no idea what’s going on. Let’s start from the top.”
>There was a sigh, and Celestia stood. The remains of her fort slid off onto the floor. “Fine then. I shall bear responsibility for my actions, as a good leader should.”
>”Earlier this morning, as I was leaving for the day, I noticed you sleeping in that chair. You just looked so cute sitting there, so... I snuggled you for a while. You awoke, and in a panic, I fled.”
“Are… are you being serious?”
>”I understand if you want a reassignment. Again, I apologize for my actions.”
“That’s it? Really?”
>Sunbutt turned away from me as she continued to speak. “I understand that I have both demeaned and dishonored you. There is no excuse to accost you in such a way. Again, I understand if you want to be reassigned.”
“You realize that it’s not a big deal, right?”
>Celly swiveled around, her expression one of shock. “But I’ve impinged your honor! Almost no act could be more demeaning! If word got out your social standing would never be the same!”
>She was actually serious. First the whole thing with meat, and now this. I doubted that I’d ever understand Equestrian society, but oh well.

(forgot name on last post, sorry)
>>28350003
>”Truly? Does that mean you’ll stay on?” Celly’s face began to break out into a tentative smile.
“Of course. In fact, sometime I need to show you another of my traditional customs, belly rubs.”
>”So… you don’t mind being snuggled once in awhile? It just gets so lonely after awhile...”
“Sure, but maybe warn me next time. And didn’t you have some conference to attend today?”
>”The meeting! I’vegottogosorryseeyoulater!” In the blink of an eye, the princess had quite literally flown out of the room. Guess she had gotten late in all the commotion.
>All in all, things were looking up. ‘Snuggling’ as some sort of social taboo was weird, but I didn’t mind. It’s be comfy, anyway. It was a good morning. Now to just wait for the meeting to wrap up...

>A few hours later, and the council doors opened. The four ponies went off in separate directions, Celly heading toward me.
>”Ah, anon! The decision was unanimous, you’re to stay on!”
“That’s great! But, by the grin on your face, I’m guessing there’s something else.”
>”Yes, just a quick diplomatic stop in these trying times. Pack your bags, we’re heading to Saddle Arabia!”

>>28350015
As always, comments, criticisms, suggestions, whatever are are welcome. Desperately. Please. More importantly, if I'm not updating in a semi-timely fashion, then someone who cares should just ask or yell at me. I've kinda had a hard time finding time/motivation to get writing, but an angry populace works wonders on writer's block. Anyway, hope that the thread gets better than the whole bait bit earlier.

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>>28350015
>pack your bags, we're headed to saddle arabia!
Dr rabbit pls

>>28350181
what is this shit

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>>28350181
As I understand it, the board is seeing an influx of redditor threads at the moment, please fuck off to the nearest one and stay there.

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>"As soon as he touched my wings, I came and started neighing."

>>28348989
>>28349027
nah he's just having an eyeful of Celestia's eye.

Fuck that's some nightmare fuel .

Also what's with all these bad proportions coming out? First there was that Cheerilee and kid anon in another thread and now this?

>>28350047
As a new, fellow writefag I'm only beginning to understand what this feels like. Been having a bit of a writer's block and feeling somewhat apprehensive about posting because it might trigger off my readers - shouldn't matter really I know.

As for this thread, was thinking of coming up with some AiE green. Thinking of having Anon as Celestia's own personal storyteller.

>>28351152
>Anon is Celestia's storyteller.
That sounds like it could be pretty interesting.

>>28350015
this is nice and all, but where is nyx?

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>>28351836
Fuck off, thanks.

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H-hayai

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Neat, I'm the only one posting.

Again.

>>28350047
Well, I enjoyed this cute turn in the story. As for the writer's block, forcing writing will do you no good. If anything, you'll grow even more tired of your story. Take your time.

>>28351152
>Anon as Celestia's own personal storyteller.
As in, bedtime stories? That would be cute as fuck.

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>>28337692
>you will never be the guardian for the celestial sisters and have to raise them
>you won't be raising anyone because you're not going to be a father

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>>28347796
>>28347839
aw gee I'm glad Celestia herself found me a gift, I'm sure it's AAAAAAAAAAA GET IT AWAY KILL IT

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>>28349521
I want to chase all bimbo Celestia art out of my grocery store and into the street, where I shout in furious Italian and wave a broom in the air over my head before taking off my apron in disgust and throwing it on the ground

>>28351152
>Thinking of having Anon as Celestia's own personal storyteller.
Shining and Cadance get to cuddle up with little Flurry and tell their own stories; meanwhile Celestia gets a half-remembered explanation of why her mane resembles the aurora borealis, and how that means 'steamed hams' are inherently funny

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>>28353390
Supernintendo Celestia pls

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>>28352968

I was thinking of Celestia summoning Anon to her side to read his human stories to her, then she'd ask him questions about the differences from their pony equivalent ones. Then it could go into night time when she can't sleep and needs someone to talk to.

I'm all up for writing it, just gonna have to think of a good way to go about it.

>>28354364
That's a lot of potential. Please don't fuck up. No pressure

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sister bump

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>>28355120

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>>28355863
Fuck off you astounding cockgargling faggot.

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She's been really tryin', baby

Tryna' hold back this feeling for so long

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Last one so you fags don't ree about 'dragging the threads corpse across the board on a wednesday'.

>>28356995
/sun/ will always ree about something. I lurk and occasionally post in /moon/ and they are in our same condition. But they usually don't complain. I don't know about the other princesses' threads do they even exist?

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>>28357887
Cadence threads only exist when that Flutterpriest guy shows up,and I don't even have words to describe what goes on in /ntt/.

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>>>28350003

>>”Yes, just a quick diplomatic stop in these trying times. Pack your bags, we’re heading to Saddle Arabia!”

One second Princess Celestia. Anon retrieves his dangerous assault rifle with the shoulder thing goes up, lovingly strokes it, tells it he will feed it muslim blood soon.

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EVRYPONI BTRAY MI
I YAM FEDAP WIH THS WUHRLD

>>28338802
>Just then her son leaps into get back from the top of the fountain
>With the slap of her rump she takes off, bucking and braying in full view of the visiting dignitaries.
>The dignitaries are in shock at the lack of reaction from Luna or the guards.
>Eventually she bucks anon off and he goes tumbling into the grass.
>Celestia trots over to son with smug superiority before nuzzling him
> " 8 seconds, that's your best time yet but nowhere near what it takes to beat me.
>Anon hugs his mother's face.
>It's quite the living scene until a minotaur jumps into celestia's back in an attempt to ride.
>She bucks him off immediately.
>The guards fall upon him in murderous rage.
>As does Luna
>As does anon
>War is declared in the minotaur kingdom.
>There are little to no survivors of the minotaur genocide.

No one rides celestia but her son.

>>28347539
Oh anon and his pranks

>>28359735
What'll happen if Anon wins?

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>>28359735
>minotaur kingdom.
>kingdom
Is it a so popular headcanon that all races have their kingdoms? As far as we know, Equestria is the only big kingdom. Gryphons don't have one anymore, Yaks are basically the mlp equivalent of GoT Wildlings, and so on.

>>28360518
He breaks his mom, which gets her off

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>>28361142
The gryphons used to have a kingdom, the dragons essentially have one, and Thorax says the changelings do, too. It's not unreasonable to think that most species have a monarchy, when every country we find is one.

>>28361631
>Anon finally breaks his mom
>He uses his newfound dominance over Princess Celestia to make her let him stay up past bedtime and not have to eat brussel sprouts

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Gud night

>>28363625
can he use his newfound dominance to snuggle with nyx?

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>>28365839
Fuck off with your shitty oc cancer, faggot.

Also, wow, it's so slow even /mom/ stuff is being posted.

>>28365839
Dumb nyxposter. I bet you're the same faggot who keeps asking Pencils to add her in his comic.

>>28366191
It may be slow, but at least we're not as autistic as the nightly twilight thread >>28365286

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>>28366233
Is that Lecter.

Again.

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Popped in the ol' tape: Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turned that shit up, had the bass cold bumpin'
Cruisin' through the east side south of Compton

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DJONN WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

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>>28366989
rip Djonn. Press F to pay respects.
No, seriously, I miss him. His stories are among the ones I liked most. I wish I had even a tiny bit of his talent, I could do something good and useful for a change.

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>>28367112
Anyone else find it kind of weird how Chuck like, just disappeared.
I know he'd been thinking this place was becoming a bit hostile, last I saw he was somewhat of a fixture in /moon/, but he's been gone for some time now.

>>28347976
Pastebin?

>>28367160
I've been dead motivation-wise.
Lots of it also has to do with life stuff, but this thread isn't my diary.
Like always, I lurk every /sun/ and /moon/ thread, should any inspiration arise.

>>28367884
Oops, didn't see this post.
http://pastebin.com/u/Wiggy
My lack of activity saddens even me.

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The devil appears infront of you and gives you a deal:
- You get to live in Equestria and Celestia loves you just as much as you do for 100 years.
- But then you must spend 100 years of agony in hell before he allows you to die.

Do you accept?

>>28364403
ew

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>>28368617
I'm already through about 31 years of hell here on Earth, why not.

>>28368617
>Take the deal
>Go to Equestria
>Fall in love with Celestia
>Spend many years of courtship and love together
>Before parting, you tell her of your deal
>You tell her it was worth every second of it
"I will always love you."
>Go to hell
>During your most agonising moment you're enveloped in a white light
>Wake up in Celestia's bed
>You find her lying beside you
>Her eyes are red from crying
>She says she's angry at you for not telling her about your deal
>She says she doesn't want to be left alone ever again
>You sweat to never leave her side again

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>>28369696
>enveloped in a white light

>>28369696
>sweat
swear

Damn autocorrect

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>>28369696
>You sweat to never leave her side again

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>>28370770

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night, fags

>>28367884
If you still haven't found it, here you go
http://pastebin.com/u/hobbes1914
Not that much stuff, but hope you like it

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>>28369696
Supercute

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>>28368617
hell can be ripped and torn out of.
loneliness cannot

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Eat a dick, page 10.

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Guess I'll see you fags on sunday.

M-maybe Djonn will come back then

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Are we going to get a Celestia episode yet?

Hello?

Please?

>>28375209
Writers don't give a shit. I'd be surprised if they even knew anything besides her name.
Polite sage for now. Let's rest for a spell and see you guys on Sunday.

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>>28376599
Nah, the day will last forever

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>>28376658
>Nah, the day will last forever

The land will dry up and earth will turn to sand...