>"Get ready for a total BORE fest, girls. ANON is going

>>28331794
Do you have any idea WHO you're talking to?

>>28331794
*cocks shotgun*

>>28331794
>rape

bore.


[bôr]
VERB
1.make (a hole) in something, especially with a revolving tool

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>>28331811
a convicted sex offender...

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>>28331794
>oh, I think you'll enjoy what we have in store for you

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>>28331851
>GOTEEM

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>>28331851
That was a setup, Silver Spoon wanted it

>>28331794
>inb4 a green about an anon that is shy and nervous because he's attracted to fillies

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>>28331867
>"Ya know, that's like the eighth time ya said that. At some point yer just pokin at holes."

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>>28331908
Keep mouthing off and I'll start poking at YOUR holes

>>28331908
Shut up Ab, you're an earth pony

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>>28331923
>"Like it matters, yer gonna do it anyway. Just like last time."

>>28331923
kek

>>28331881
>in b4 green about anon being a trusted member of the ponyville community. the mane 6 have gone away for the week and anon has to look after the CMC. on a dark, stormy night (with lightning) he suspicosuly asks Scootaloo to go down to the basement. the others get suspicious when they don't hear from her for awhile. it turns into a horror/thriller story where the fillies are desperately trying to avoid anon, in fear of their lives. He keeps saying things that are unintentionally ambiguous and creepy. The power goes out. full horror mode. the climax is reached when the fillies are literally running from anon, screaming. the must take refuge in the basement. they run down the stairs, slamming the door behind them only to find Scootaloo in a well lit, warm room doing work that Rainbow Dash asked anon to make sure she finished. anon knocks on the door, they realise it was all a big misunderstanding, they share a giggle
>rape

>Roleplay

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>>28331957
I might not now, you're being mean, making me feel bad

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>>28331974
>rulefagging

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>>28331957
You three were coming on to me
Don't act like you weren't

>>28331794
>unzips dick

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>>28331955
>"And you're gross. And a perv. Frankly I ain't sure which you're more of."

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>>28332000
Nice trips. Continue.

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>>28331995
>"Actually you came on to them. A lot."

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>>28332005
You're lucky I have a soft spot for cripples

>>28332018
"Your opinion means nothing to me, Pinkamena. Now go away."

>>28331852
gas vorefags

>>28332018
So did you

>comfy adventures in babysitting-esk green involving the former CMC and Anon

Part of me wants to write it, and part of me doesn't.

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>>28332024
>"Yeah I know, you keep trying to put that 'soft spot' in my mouth."

>>28332057
Please listen to the part of you that doesn't.

>>28332057
If you believe that filly is for sexual, then write. Otherwise, we don't want your green.

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>>28332059
You're about to learn I have some hard spots too. Why can't you two be nice like Sweetiebelle?

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>>28332088
>"Please leave me alone."

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>>28332203
I've never even touched YOU

What the fuck is going on here?

>>28332232
It's supposed to be filly-fiddling.

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>>28332073
Not inherently, but I don't have any problem writing it.
Although if I'm being honest, the people who enjoy that make me really uncomfortable.
It wasn't going to be lewd though.

I'm busy as it is, but I'm digging this concept, so I'm probably gonna do it anyways and post it at a later time.
Where though?

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>>28332239
I don't like it. Stop it.

>>28332244
Nice triple dubs.
Anyway, if you're starting a green, you may wish to just write it all in pastebin, then drop link in a CMC general (for example, the "Love is in Bloom" thread, which despite its name, serves a second purpose as CMC general.) Or if said thread is not active, start your own.

>>28332250
They're not even traumatized, just minorly inconvenienced

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>>28332250
It was only going to be filly fiddling, I guess it has to be rape now as well.

>>28332203
Et tu, Sweetie Belle?

>>28332284
We weren't even filly fiddling at all, really. Someone needs to fix that.

>>28332260
>LIIB
Oh fuck no, I'm not posting with that Outsiders faggot.

Yeah I'm probably just gonna make a thread.

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>>28332263
>>28332284
That's it. Stopping it myself.

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>>28332216
>"That's another thing, why do y'all keep denying it? Practically the whole town knows about you."

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>>28332321
YOU BEST POINT THAT SHOTGUN AT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW MISTER, YOU AREN'T STOPPING THE FILLY FIDDLING TRAIN!

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>>28332324
Because you fillies keep making moves on ME, I'm not the bad guy here!

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>>28332348

>>28331963
there's an episode in there somewhere

>>28332057
I wouldnt mind a comfy green
Go for it anon

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>>28332361
Do it then anon, you can kill me, but you can never un-fiddle those fillies

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>>28331794
Well, given the fact I am a responsible, emotionally stable adult figure and I got called to keep your asses out of trouble and/or danger while your older sister figures go appease their daddy issues down town, yep.

>>28332324
Pfft, kch, tuh! At least I'm gentler than Big Mac

>>28332435
I want to kill them. How do I kill them? TELL ME!

>>28333625
What the hell?

>>28333630
THE FILLIES MUST BE PURIFIED! Do I need to purify you as well?

>>28333673
Maybe the fillies aren't the impure ones, maybe it's...(you)

>>28333686
Nonsense. There's nothing wrong with me.

>>28333698
You want to kill fillies. That's impure

>>28333716
Their innocence has been tainted therefore someone must kill them do they can be pure once again in another life.

>>28333726
Reincarnation isn't real

>>28333746
Yeah? Then why do I kill impure colts and fillies?

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>>28333776
Because you yourself are impure

>>28333786
W-what?

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>>28333799
You know that you're impure, and you see fillies and colts and get jealous, because you know that they are pure and you will never be

>>28332244
I would love an adorable babysitting adventure featuring Anon and the nonlewd CMC.

I just want a day where no magical bullshit is happening that would involve me! Isn't that too much to ask?

>>28331995
Why does Sweetie look like such a cockslut here? I'm getting some questionable thoughts here guys

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>>28335238
While AB and Scootaloo are super innocent, Sweetie Belle is super lewd

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>>28331840
Underrated

>>28331794
>Suddenly, the power in the house shuts off.
>The 3 fillies squeal in surprise and clutch each other in panic.
>Ominous_latin_chanting.mp3
>The smell of brimstone wafts from the kitchen.
>The 3 fillies slowly, fearfully creep towards the kitchen.
>Scootaloo swallows her fear, and slowly opens the creaky kitchen door.
>"Oh, there you are girls. I just finished making my World Famous tofu, kale, and black bean chili!"
>All throughout Ponyville, 3 shrill shrieks of terror ring out.

>>28335248
>eqg pedoshit
kill yourself immediately

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>>28336200
>equating cartoon girls to rl pedophilia

>>28336179

>Tofu, kale, and black bean chili

Anon is a monster.

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>>28336305
with the exception of barbecue, white people food makes me sad sometimes

>>28336322
Burgerland reporting. I'll admit that our food is lacking in a few areas. But not all our food ain't bad, barbecues and burgers, steaks, biscuits and gravy and many more cuisines to try in the states. You just gotta look around and fine something exquisite, and none of that home /ck/ooked shit you'd fine in Walmart

>>28336322
Non vegetarian chili is p gud desu

Listen you little shits, just cuz' I railed your sisters doesn't mean I want any of you. So if you wanna sit there and act like I'm gonna rape you, stop, because there is no way anyone IN THE ENTIRE TOWN would want to touch you, much less me. Now go do your homework or something, I'm gonna go drink a beer and wonder where the fuck you three went wrong."
>wait for the fillies to get jealous and prove to Anon that they're 'just as good as their sisters'.

>>28336388
I though chili was Mexican food.
And it's still rather plain.