Hey, /mlp/. Despite your best efforts, you just farted in the vicinity of your waifu. Wat do?
>>28301000
I guess there's nothing else to do now than lean back and wait for how she will react to my rectal-end man pheromones
Turn on the radio.
>>28301000
Scratch my balls.
>>28301000
Establish my dominance by farting harder.
>>28301000
kill myself on the spot
Fart again.
Proceed to lay down on the floor and stay very still until I die.
>>28301000
Hope she doesn't tell everyone I fart raped her.
subjugate her with logic
>>28301000
Blame it on her.
>pbbt
>"Hahah, sick."
>'What? Anon, that was'nt me!'
>"She who denied it supplied it."
>>28301000
I try to make it into a sexual thing
>>28301000
She will learn to love the gas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ann7vpyifFM