>Enter room
>Pull off bed blanket
>See this
wat do?lyra thread
>>28299583
>[rub belly]
>>28299583
Pick her up and bear hug her. Then carry her around the house like a cat.
>>28299583
Poke to ensure if real
thengo to bed why else would I be pulling back blankets?
>>28299583
Fug the horse
Snuggle
>>28299583
Quickly recover then unleash massive fart into blanket, trapping her inside.
>>28299583
Ask my changeling to transform into Nyx.
>>28299583
Unzop her horn, pull out my rod of iron from her horn storage box, put in box of fire, make pretty necklace from iron, smash necklace, put pieces in her horn storage box. Problem has been corrected
>>28299583
I want to hold a pony while they complain about being carried like a baby
>cuddles and kisses intensifies
boop nose to ensure she's real.
pick up and snuggle.
teach her how to make 1200 yard headshots with my rifle.
>>28301155
Bamp
>>28301265
All respect.
>>28299583
hug
>>28299583
Throw her out of my house for being bg pony scum.
>>28301794
rude
>>28299583
Pounce on her and scratch both ears at once while kissing her.
>>28299925
Because there's a giant lump in it?
Snuggle and sleep
>>28304085
Bump it for her.
>>28299583
Show her what these hands can do
>>28299583
Ask her where I can find my waifu.
GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN BED HORSE
>wat do?Wake up.
>>28305014
why the long face
>>28305014
sauce?
>>28300311
/thread
>>28305014
Boi, if that was me I'd fucking dive right into it. Her ponut is kinda cute too, wouldn't mind eating it out.
>>28301794
Fag
>>28305014
i see her nipple
Don't let this thread die fellow Anons!
>>28305913
Never!
>>28305640
I want access to a Lyra nipple.
Loira
What's the pony name?
>>28307085
xXXPu$$yD35TR0Y3RXXsex
>>28307085
lire
Let's say she had a fetish.
When would you say no to her?
Bonus points if it's realistic, i.e. doesn't require magic.
>>28308653
>When would you say no to her?
Is this a serious question?
>>28301125
got any anon?
>>28307070
I LOVE IT
>>28307070
Holy shit, this is what is meant by adorasexy.
>>28308653
Depends on the fetish
>>28301125
got any more?
i fucked >>28308694 up
>>28308653
I'd have to draw the line at scat, and some heavier bdsm. But she'd obviously understand, and my headcanon Lyra doesn't have these fetishes.She does like being squished into the bed as she's being rutted, though.
>>28310138
Really? I think she'd like to be on her back with your hands holding her hoofs, as you two look into eachother's eyes lovingly.
>>28307085
HarpiLyra Heartstrings
>>28307085
I like to call her Ly-Ly.
>>28310334
No she's def be the know be to want a tight embrace when you climax
>>28299583
i touch the marei do it there
>>28310714
Dude.
B E S T M A R E
M
A
R
E
What if her fetish was sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation under the covers and with the lights turned off while you hold her hooves in your hands and all this without breaking eye contact with her?
>>28304509
Morning bump.
>>28299583
Panic. The lines of reality have collapsed and nothing and everything is real. Suppose we'd go get some midnight waffles or something.
>>28311503
You can't keep eye contact in the dark. Maybe they could with the giant pupils. Not human eyes though. They're like tortoise eyes.
>>28311515
>what is moonlight?
>>28311524
If any light gets in your house at night how are you supposed to sleep?
>>28311544
If any light gets on your horse at night how are you supposed to bang?
Strip off and get read tofuck and cuddle
>>28311597
Cuddlefuck
>>28311622
Is that a thing? How does that work out?
>>28299583
Holy shit why is there a cartoon character in my bed?
>>28311622
da bess
>>28311725
like this
>>28311750
Holy fuck. I think I found my new favorite position.
>>28311572
>>28311515
>Sex in the dark
Why is this a thing? I would like being able to see my cute little mare as I ream her out.
>>28311750
That looks like Safe Haven.
>>28310714
>>28311750
we need a ponysutra book !!
>>28299583
Hehe stupid goy
>>28312680
nice try, but that's not a griffon
>>28312696
Whats a griffon
>>28312677
I'd read it.
>>28313466
I want to eat Lyra's cunt. Also, who's the pony in the window?
>>28314307
those are rainbow and Bonbon clopping at the window
>>28314307
He's a little north of there. Probably motorboating her.
>>28299583
Ask to be friend.
>>28315202
hes ravaging her clit
>>28312413
Definitely a pegasus pony there. (Feathers under the guy's elbow).
Could be Dash perhaps?
>>28314333
>>28315591
how do do hooves check dubs?
>>28315437
It is indeed Dash.
>>28315202
I want Lyra to rub her teats on my dick. Imagine the soft fur stimulating it, with her nip occasionally going over the head and making us both shudder.
>>28315911
i want to softly rub her belly but then slowly make my way to herBelching Horse Cooterwithout touching it then tease herDouble Whopperslightly twistingThem Teatsthen stick myBaloney Ponyin.
anyone have that cute pic of tiny lyra getting her tummy poked?
>>28316107
i got one forcably
>>28305014
>long face
garbage
live
>>28301216
>>28313466
Must this faglord's shitty self-insert art get posted every thread. I almost hope Lyra gets confirmed canon lesbian so he kills himself.
obligatory
>rape
>>28317422
>not rubs
You blew it faggot.
>>28299583 >rape forever
>>28317417
ok
>>28317467
Let me guess, you're the artist? Pretty pathetic self-inserting there pham.
>>28317545
you too
>>28318275
*airhorns rattling*
>>28317422
>>28317442
you can not >rape the willing
>>28299583
question why of all the people in the world, pony chose me.
>>28305014
>>28299583
>Take her out from my bed so I can have some place to sleep
>Listen to her crying all night with a smug look on my face
>Morning comes and I make preparations to sell her for a mighty high price
>Make lodsofmone off of some sweaty neckbeard
>mfw I chose not to lose my virginity to a horse that I don't like
>>28318408
>Talking shit about Lyra
>In a Lyra thread
I swear to god I'm going to curb stomp you dead through the internet. Triggered AF.
>>28318664
>replying to obvious bait
No, bad Lyrafag! Go to your corner
>>28319019
Pretty hossy.
>>28317417
>>28317545
What about my self-insert
>>28307085
>>28310619
It's my favorite pony her name is Harpo
I think that's her name if not that should be her name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnTqkTT_3nE
>>28299583
Prolly wonder what my laptop is doing under my bed blanked and then be creeped out.
>>28317417
>>28317467
Sorry the human is not a faceless green guy in a suit.
>>28318389
10/10 would snuggle.
>>28319263
10/10 would bang.
>>28320993
Indeed
>>28322933
Kicky hooves!
>>28323448
actually hoofy kicks, but thanks for remembering.
>>28322652
absolutely hysterical, a flowing white gown slit all the way up to her waist. Even as an angel she's still a shameless ape-fucking whore
>>28299583
wake up
>>28324336
das rite
Hug mint pone
>>28326404
love mint pone
>>28324336
And there's nothing wrong with that
>>28324226
Now we just need someone to do this with a Lyra plush.
>>28326404KissMintpone.
>>28299583
>wat do?
>Sigh
>Head to kitchen.
>Open fridge.
>Can't find what I'm looking for
>Grabs coat and walks to shop.
>Buys a 6 pack
>Go back home.
>Fills saucepan with water.
>Empties contents into pan
>Bring to boil
>Wait 5 minutes.
>Remove outer layer.
>Place into bowl
>Head back to pone.
>"Make sure you eat all the eggs"
>Stroke mane.
>>28318342
>you can not >rape the willing
what does she see?
>>28299583
>What do
Her. Right then and there - no questions, no introductions, just immediate pastel pony ponut and pussy pounding.
>>28329992
You.
>>28330836
Me.
We fight crime.
>>28332879
Das cute
>>28332879
>One's a no nonsense, by the book cop.
>The other's an energetic pony.
>Together they fight crime.
>"Officer Heartstrings, I want your badge on my desk!"
>"I don't have a badge!"
>"Then I want you to take this badge so I can have your badge on my desk!"
>Coming summer of 1991,
>It's Horsing Around.
>>28333921
>starring rob schneider
>rated pg-13
>>28332879
Fighting crime.
In a future time.
P.O.N.Y.C.O.P.S.
>>28334042
>Lyra is Long Arm of the law
>>28332879
where are her legs?
>>28325651
What is supposed to be happening here?
How soft is little Lyra?
>>28336412
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off her.
Much to her delight.
>>28336553
>>28316107
ayyy, that's what I was looking for
>>28336863
Especially on the softest parts.
Also, I think that pic looks like a foil sticker.
Lyra is a very graceful pony
>>28338673
Such an eloquent speaker, too.
>>28299583
> *put my right hand between her legs, left hand behind her head and kiss her while fingering until climax*
Are there still Anons out there writing Lyra greens?
Jibber had a great fic (Lyra's Misery), but he's not around anymore...
Link to the paste: http://pastebin.com/55sKfRN5
>>28338871
Unf
>>28336553
Tiny Lyra a cute.
>>28339892
Bump.
>>28329992
A weta.
>>28340729
F4U bump.
>>28339892
Every size Lyra a cute.
Lyra a segg zii
>>28341421
>>28342791
Shhh be quiet, guys. Mint horse is trying to sleep
>>28343558
> No horn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs
>>28344333
I would put a blanket over her, and gently kiss her head.
She wants to be loved
>>28344936
BonBon is trying her hardest to console Lyra.
>>28344936
This is modern art.
>>28332879
Big lyra good lyra
>>28345597
What if ponies in the show are bigger than human ? it would be so good to fuck
>>28345660
Hmm, I would like to eat a giant mare's pussy out.
>>28345660
>>28345597
Big Lyra would be nice, but I always envision her to be the size of a medium small dog, like a cocker spaniel. I would want to encapsulate her when we cuddle.
>>28345862
agreed, medium sized pony a best
>>28345755
>>28345862
>>28346752
this size and height would be perfect just think having her in bed cuddling together :3
>>28347049
It's also the perfect size for hugs.
>>28347049
It would be nice, but I think I would find the giant head kind of strange.
>>28347049
does that mean i couldridehernon-sexually?
>>28346752
Why does preggy Lyra say "hen!"?
>>28347811
Whenever you like, but there will be afare, and sheonly accepts hugs and kisses as payment
>>28347263
She can hug you with her neck.
>>28347836
that is the artist i think.
THE MINTY ONE MUST BE BRED
>>28335724
The context is someone on Tumblr asked an artist to "Draw a noseboop!" To which they replied, "Ah yes bopping. Such a honorable field of science." and then proceeded to post that image.
That's all there is, so I hope that's enough for you.
Remember to hang in there for her
emergency bump
what would you feed her?
>>28351055
Whatever she wants~
>>28351055
Pony food and love
>>28351055
Roasted vegetables and chocolate.
>>28349599
That makes sense, thanks.
>>28348900
>>28315622
source?
>>28351055
Only the finest Bavarian beer.
>>28351524
artist: Mistydash
>>28351886
He draws some of the cutest hossies.
>>28301265
You are a tiny god among lesser men.
>>28301200
A wild lyrapone appears,
Anon uses [hands]:
IS super effective
>>28299583
"Want a mint candy?"
>>28352420
Why would you encourage Ly-Ly to be a cannibal?
Lyra greens ploxxx
>>28352362
I want to give Lyra an eargasm.
>>28338746
And she always does her best to joke around and make everypony happy.
>>28311750
>tiny pet-sized pony
That guy must have a microdick.
>>28354757
Can't wait for winter bump.
>>28355062
comfy winter pones
>>28355062
So what do you other Lyrafags enjoy doing?
I like music, woodworking, sciences (ecology, chemistry, quantum physics, frequency) and UFO stuff.
>>28305014
Damn. Those fetlocks look great. Something about them is so hot.
>>28354134
or maybe youre just a faggot
>>28352362
Oh yes
>>28355330
I like blackpowder shooting, european history, books, cooking, dicking around in the garden.
we /blog/ now?
>>28355669
Noice. Any black powder revolvers?
>>28355895
No, but I'd like to get an 1851 Colt Navy, but being a notrichfag, I'd like a lot of things.
>>28355062
>>28351310
but chocolate kills poners
>>28299583
Rape until my penis hurts
>>28356476
>but chocolate kills poners
Someone needs to feed Pinkie Pie a shitload of chocolate then.
>>28356485
she seems to do it herself
>>28356366
>>28356485
Why do you want to kill Ponk?
Have any of you guys had a dream about Lyra?
I have, but only twice. (Oddly enough those are my only pony related dreams I've ever had.) I don't remember much about the first one but I do remember it involved her laying on her side and me grabbing on to her by her waist, but the second dream is more interesting.
>be me, around 8 years old
>playing in what looks like the post-apocalyptic version of the town I live in
>smoldering ruins and fires everywhere yet some areas looked completely untouched and people lived there like if nothing ever happened
>just minding my own buissness and happily playing in a horribly mangled and torn up park
>some old, bald guy is looking at me from a distance
>I feel uncomfortable and I go somewhere else
>go to a perfectly good looking park where people were playing frisbee and shit
>the old guy is still behind me in the distance, just staring at me
>I run and hop over a low, stone wall that for some reason was in the middle of the park
>All of a sudden I think to myself, "Hey this is just a dream, why am I running?"
>immediately after that, without even thinking about it, Lyra pops out of thin air and tackles me to the ground
>We're both laughing and hugging each other
>I wake up
It was such an odd dream but it left me with such a warm feeling inside. Have any of you guys experienced this before?
>>28358557
I'd love to have a dream about Lyra! Or about any pony in general.
I had one about Twilight Sparkle 2 years agi, I only remember it in vague details but I think it was about me and her going out for dinner, heh.
Maybe I should try lucid dreaming, it's as close as you can get to the lovely minthorse.
>>28358557
I've had dreams with ponies in them, but never Lyra.
>>28358557
I know I have had dreams about her, but the only one I can currently remember was where we were in a hot tub, with people between us, and she gave me a really nice look, hard to describe.
>>28358848
I'm going to have to learn to lucid dream at some point, I need to have her.
>>28358874
I'd love to lucid dream about Lyra about just cuddling/doing romantic and [lewd] things with her.
>>28355330
>tumblr nose
>>28358972
Ignore the weird humans, focus on the cute little mare.
>"Anon, I'm smart"
>>28360301
You sure are hun~
>>28360301
Yes she is, in my headcanon she's a musical historian and anthropologist, which is how she ends up meeting Anon.
>>28358557
I have.
She was in my backyard and she tried to tell me something, she seemed very happy to see me, I don't know why I decided to ignore her instead.
Wat do?
Hello sinners, have you accepted Lyra into your heart as your Waifu and Savior?
>>28326404fug mint pone
>>28360669
I always imagine her day job being music theory or in a choir. Anthropology is just a quirk she's into and likes to study it with Twlight sometimes.
>>28310714
>>>/afrika/
>>28361274
I meant music anthropology as well as musical history.
>>28360814
"Y-you too"
>>28358557
no
>>28360814
eat cookies, hug mint pone
Did anyone else feel drawn to Lyra before they had her as their waifu?
>>28361900
>before they had her as their waifu
Please, anon, don't remind me of that dark time.
>>28361900
Yes, I saw a picture of Lyra and Keanu Reeves sitting together, it was actually the first FiM related picture I saw, and I thought man, there's something in that pony, she's kinda cute, I don't even know why am I staring at this picture for too long but now I feel like I want to give this show a chance.
And then I watched the show and well...
>>2836190
>Color Palette
>Background Pony
>Autism
>Pic related ever since
Page 9 go away.
>>28299583
sigh and go to bed tell her to at least keep quiet and don't wake me
>>28363136
>>28363393
Goodnight bump
>>28360814
Tell her how grossly fucking undercooked her fucking cookies are. Then ask why she tried to give me salmonella.
>>28363722
ARE YOU HAVIN A LAUGH, EH HARP CUNT?!
SHUT IT DOWN, GET OUT!
There is a way to meet Ly-Ly, but it involves killing a completely innocent person or child in the most horrific way
>would you do it?
>>28365085
I will nuke the entirety of Africa to make ponies real.
>>28365085
Think about it like this. Its as simple as changing the question.
Would Lyra kill an innocent person or child in the most horrific way just to meet you?
I wouldn't do something that Lyra wouldn't do ever in her lifetime.
I'll just wait like everyone else.
>>28365092
he said innocent PERSON
africans aren't people
>>28360729
>he can't even get a girl in his dreams
goddammit, anon
>>28363508
Horse tack is so sexy on ponies.
>>28363393
I like the way her head is shaped in this.
emergency bump
>>28366484
I want to ride-a lyra
>>28366475
>>28351055
A diet consisting solely of Cum. I think some board proved that it is possible to survive only on cum
>>28368712
>>28369347
Ãœnfen
What is the best place to look up old lyra posts? Apparently desustorage does not work for me and archive.moe does not support searches on the /mlp/ archives.
>>28367955
>>28370098
I don't think there's another option. Just wait until desustorage fixes its shit up.
>>28370184
Tragic, but thanks, anon. Hope they come back soon.
>>28370098
desuarchive is the new desustorage
bumpo
>>28371202
Scratcho
>>28361900
yes, but I'm pretty sure that's normal
>>28372035
Yep, feeling drawn to a background unicorn from a little girls cartoon is pretty normal.
>>28372649
I meant as far as the waifu process goes
>>28373194
Bouncy mint.
>>28372035
Pictured: Your pony coworker dresses for work. Since ponies don't generally wear clothes, they have Formal Fridays rather than Casual Fridays.
>>28372660
She has a beak.
>>28369375
Tiny Seaponer Lyra is cute.
>>28373194
>>28373427
Someone upload the compilation of her bouncing. That's one of her most remarkable aspects.
>>28375011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQ3kXLKfDM
>>28358557
Something like it.
>Last December
>Working through a case of the flu. Uniformed SO at an oil plant
>Finally manage to survive to some off days
>Hit Wal Mart for Ginger Ale and Gatorade
>"You don't look so good, buddy." Thanks, random asshole, I didn't realize that.
>Reach home with a 103 degree fever and crash into bed.
>Wake up to take my temperature and find it's 104, and Twilight Sparkle's at the foot of the bed
>At least she's concerned about my health.
>Can't get back to sleep and wind up playing chess with Twilight and chatting for a few hours. She keeps winning.
>She bristles a little when I call the knights "horsies," because she says that's kind of racist.
>Finally fall asleep near dawn with her staring out the window
>Wake up in a pool of sweat and no pony.
bamp
>>28375930
sammich poni
>>28375930
We fast today.
>>28376753
Yeah, /mlp/ is having a shitstorm about the finale.If only Lyra could be part of Starlight's Mane 6, but we all know that's not gonna happen.
>>28376863
Fuck spoilers.
>>28377369rude
>>28376179
soder poner
>>28310714
I think I can translate this guys.....
"No my dear sir, I do believe she would be the one who would want to tightly embrace you while climaxing" Or at least I think that's what was trying to be conveyed.
lyra no leave the ponies alone
>>28377752
Actually it's a shamrock shake.
>>28378638
is this better?
>>28379014
>the color of the liquid
I'm onto you, lyre horse
>>28379040
if that isn't good enough, then have this
>>28379040
>her getting you drinking her marejuice
>what anon doesn't know is that drinking mare juice is a sign of proposal
>>28378394
Those poners are cute.
>>28377752
>>28379014
Is that a fucking kvass she's drinking?
lyra is a very big pony
>>28380643
4 U
>>28380643
Are there any dominant Lyra greens?
>>28380643
>big pony
>posts pic for ants
>>28380753
Well, there's Betanon's story, but it never got finished. I guess he died in a car accident since he hasn't posted in months.
http://pastebin.com/v8JSfXtc
>>28299583
Cuddle
>>28379448
Lyra is not for pranking. She is for loving.
>>28375235
I want the flu now. But instead I want to play music with Lyra.
>>28379948
>Lyralicious!
What did they mean by this?
>>28383109
>>28385846
my question is what's with the random roses in the back ground
>>28299583
>rape
inb4 >you can't rape the willing
>>28385936
>not posting the gif
>>28386687
Lyly is an intellectual.
>>28386687
>"Anon if you don't stop that I'm going to break your hand off and study it."
>"Hey Anon, I hope you don't mind that your whole family died bringing you here!"
>>28388166
Good
>>28388166
well then
>>28388166
As a nihilist, I really can't care. At least it got me outta that hellhole.
>>28386437
decoration?
emergency bump
>>28389269
Board is too fucking fast.
>>28388407
>nihilist
>>28389432
Disprove it fag.
>>28389932
>"ur a faget"
>"disprove it"
what
fucking slit her throat. clearly dash is best pony.
>>28390322
>name
At least one part of this is correct.
>>28390238
would you go gay for a cute minty stallion?
>>28388166
Not at all, they died so that I might free. Let's honor their sacrifice with a few rounds of brutal ponyfucking!
>>28315211
Goku-Anon has returned!
>>28390408
who wouldn't?
>>28391575
Someone needs to edit in an e-hookah.
>>28386550
I always thought this animation made her look like a nerdy male.
>>28392627
What's so male about it?
>>28393501
Part of it is no golden eyes, eyebrows are very prominent, and the sort of squarish head.
>>28393700
>no golden eyes
This bothers me the most when artist draw Lyra. Her golden eyes are one of her most beautiful features. How can you fuck that up?
>>28393984
Amen, broha.
>>28393984
Man, I just wish she was real...
>>28394082
Your mind is a part of the universe, right? And Lyra's a part of your mind? And the universe is real, so won't all it's parts be real?
>>28394378
That's the poor man's kind of real. Not especially satisfying.
>>28390408
>tfw you will never rub lyre huge pony cock
>>28395368
D-don't remind me, A-anon!
>>28396137
So fluffy
>>28397920
>>28399060
>>28390238
If I slap the shit out of you will you care?
but what if
princess lyra
>>28380753
https://www.anonpone.com/pastes/story/55sKfRN5
>rape
>>28352676
Because there can be no greater transgression than autocannibalism.
Otr something. I haven' really thought this out.
>>28384386
Fever causes an altered state of consciousness. Perhaps this would be feasible to accomplish through the use of DMT or other psychedelic.
Perhaps the "Green Woman" spoken of by DMT users is actually a green pony.
>>28397920
Such a beautiful and charming little mare.
>>28399247
she would probably kidnap human
>>28400089
>Humies is not for sexual.>Except when humies IS for sexual.
>>28400278
>personal sextoy
>>28400340
>UNF
>>28400385
>>28399247
She'dtake all the global elite to an airship on Venus, so we could set up an agrarian society with a focus on art, peace and scientific discovery.
And then take me as her husband.
>>28400486
>>>/trash/
crop > clop
>>28400486
Too middle of the road anthro for me. I can do anthro with human proportions and pony face, but that shit just looks wacky.
Page 9 you are not welcome!
C A N O N
>>28402865
Anyone got the gif from the buckball episode? Appaloosa has a pair of stallions with Lyra & Bon Bon's colors and they're totally leaning into each other.
>>28402931
i want to see this
>>28299583
Fade from existence since I can only be in the dimension where she and I do not coexist
>>28404101
she should be happy she hands!....sorta
>>28404135
but there is nothing there to fill those holes
>>28404153
Don't speak too soon.
THEY CALL ME THE SLOTH
ITALIAN SPAGHETTI
SLEEPIN ALL DAY
SPEND MY NIGHTS IN BARS
>>28404657
Fuckin' 'ell, that's a fancy guitar.
Found it
get a load of these adorable homos
>>28317417
>>28317545
Stop being autistic and admit you hate it because it's straight.
>>28319263
k now give her sex
>>28332879
Axe Cop and Mazingolfer Zpic as related as it gets, I don't have the cap with the thread AND piccan move over. Justice is being dealt by the new greatest hero with a gimmick.
>>28406336
Would marry.
>>28406336
>she doesn't exist
>>28407117Tulpa
>>28407637
I think lucid dreaming would be safer and easier. Right?
>>28407637You can't get a tulpa pregnant and start an adorable little family with her.Or can you?
>>28408036
Bump!
>>28407924
And, most importantly, possible.
10/10 would scratch backand other things
>>28407924
Lucid dreaming is easier for most, yes. For some of us, brain demons are more "natural" than LDs, however. And a key difference is that brain demons usually take A LOT more time, effort, dedication, and love than lucid dreaming, to get similar results while awake, so that might count towards "difficulty"
Now: safer? I don't know what risk you think there might be, so I can't say for sure. Any truly negative effect you can have is usually not related to the activity itself, but to an already-existing predisposition. That can be physical (I know a guy who gets dizzy while doing intense tulpamagick, and might feel nauseated for a while after) and/or psychological (like thinking you are, indeed going to go mad, or whatever other negative effect you might think up/basically a self-fulfilling prophecy)
>>28407931If you can imagine it, you can make it happenYou better make it the best, happiest family ever. That's your fair warning
>>28409927
>brain demons
That's why I worry about the safety of tulpamancy. Also, I don't want to try to force a tulpa to be like how I envision Lyra to be.
>>28409884
would yourub her tummy?
>>28410909
Well, why exactly? I personally use "brain demon" as a light-hearted term, since the whole issue seems to (sometimes) have a bit of an ominous/esoteric theme, and I dislike that, especially given the environment we tend to have here
If you are worried about "losing your mind", I'd risk saying you are misinformed. You can easily read good information, from forums dedicated to it. All you have to do is look it up, there's plenty of good stuff to read
You don't need (and I believe should not) force a tulpa to be a specific way. What's more, most of the time I find that to be unnecessary, since they will take a good amount of "hints" about your preferences and...
...It's worth mentioning that, as long as the host is mature enough, he/she will likely be more than satisfied with how the tulpa turned out to be. Some people develop a tulpa that's very close to what they envisioned, while some develop a tulpa that's quite unlike what they had in mind, but it doesn't really matter, since they're always happy about it
>>28299583
Start to through garbage all over the room
>>28411931
UNICORNS
NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG
>>28412198
Bon bon is just so tired of Lyra's shit
https://youtu.be/w4vMRPeEMLs?t=3m40s
>You pull off the bed blanket.
"Lyra I'm not in the mood, get out."
>The wintermint unicorn looks at you with hoping eyes.
>"But since you live in a tent I thought maybe you needed some warmth, it's almost October yah know."
>You look down at the unicorn, yep she still has it.
"I do but not from another boy, I don't play that team."
>Lyra looks at you then to her "tool"
>"It's just for comfort, look!"
>He hugs himself closer, warm but... you crossed the beams the last time he allowed lyra to camp out with him.
>"pretty please?"
>Lyra used charm.. but it doesn't work on the same gender.
"Super effective."
>You mutter to no one in particular
"Sure but no weird stuff, I like girl horses."
>Lyra pouts but squeezes into your sleeping bag with you.
>"it sure is hot in here."
>He bites his bottom lip.
>You can't really see why he'd be attracted to you, a 6'2 8 pack having man, you probably look like a minotaur to them but here this pony showing you the difference.
>You take off your shirt, it's fun to tease.
>>28411931
I'd be worried she'd catch her mane or tail.
>>28407637
Cute little mare!
>>28412198
Sauce?
>>28413602
Incredibly so!
>>28412296
Nice, go on.
>>28414304
https://youtu.be/CGBSdYGA9II
After four years, I still don't know just what draws me to her
Anyone had something like that happen?
Page 10 bump
>>28415757
I feel like I had some kind of premonition that I'd have a pony waifu. There was a mlp commercial when I was quite young where in one part, they sang "we'll never be apart." It really made me feel longing at that age. I think part of why I was drawn to Lyra was because her coloration reminded me of guitars from the 1960s.
>>28410911
yes
>>28418251
>"No, really, tell me more about your opinions."
>>28414949
>>28418913
up, don't even need to think now.
>>"No, really, tell me more about your opinions."
>He was being completely sincere too,
>"Just let me in Anon, I'm your friend aren't I?"
>No denying that logic
"Err maybe... definitely..What was the question again?"
>You find it almost impossible to hold a straight face.
>It's almost to easy.
>Lyra looks at you then back at the Cupcakes and dandelion tea he was enjoying.
>"Well I asked how you were feeling."
"Oh I feel fine..."
>Suddenly it dawns on you.
>You actually do feel something other than fine.
>You feel your sins crawling down your back.
>"hmm."
>Lyra looks at your with a sympathetic face.
>"Just... what was that?"
"Just a little flashback from my old life."
>"That was a pulse of pure evil."
>You scrunch your face as tight as possible.
"No!"
>You run out flapping your arms.
"I need to be alone!"
Fillyra
>>28420597
Lyra is cutest filly. The flashback in the Moondancer episode was heart melting.
>>28417168
Little Ly-Ly wants up.
Will you oblige?
>>28422481
Very nice, but the hooves are wrong.
>>28422759
Your face is wrong.
>>28422779
You're right. White person with Jew hair and Nig lips.
>>28423735
Sloth from the goonies, pls.
>>28422759
>first thing Anon sees is these hooves don't match the other horses
>doesn't get curious
>i-i-its wrong
>i dindu nuffin
It's hooves from a classical unicorn you piece of human trash.
Have your (You) and get out of my sight.
>>28424715
>>28424736
Rood, doodz
We should post songs that remind us of Lyra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1H4BGEg2dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soYuUaFBJSE
>>28425214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfxZRBm3EY
>>28425214
Not sure if it's really meant to be a love song, but here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka8wQN6R_-g
>>28389932
theistic existentialism > existentialism > absurdism >>>> creationists > islam > nihilism
>>28389932
Well when I think about the infinite and fractal nature of the universe, and how our actions won't matter on a cosmic scale (and can never even affect the whole universe, due to the speed of causality), I feel pretty nice. Maybe you have to trip to truly appreciate it.
>>28425431
Comfy as fuck. Have some 90s Yes. Only the chorus really relates to Lyra, but good song regardless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKJGekawiWI
>>28425586
And yet even when you take the speed of causality into account, everything you do is done forever and cannot be erased from history, even if it only effects our little portion of the cosmos. This may even apply even after the end of the universe, especially if we live in an infinite multiverse.
It's like we're floating along on a boat in a vast and everlasting ocean.
>>28425680
>Infinite multiverse
Again, fractals. The "infinite multiverse" which contains our universe is contained (similarly to how our universe is contained) in another infinite multiverse, and so on.
It's weird, because sometimes I can "feel it".Weed makes it easier to visualize.
I want to hold her.
>>28425214
https://youtu.be/z4Z-zdo1maA
not sure why but maybe because of
https://youtu.be/-u05Yc5zurI
https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4
but from me to her i choose
https://youtu.be/I_GQ-7NfM7w
>>28363508
>tfw rocking horse bondage fetish
>>28425214
This song never fails to make me think about her
https://youtu.be/l6DtcOMqCDc
>>28425931
dont we all?
>>28425214
If that's what you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>>28427303
Bath Lyra.
>>28427659
That pony is too little
>>28427707
Maybe ever so slightly, but I like the wee poners
>>28402368
Lyra is an intellectual and an expert in Equestrian music history. But when Anon comes home, she can't help but act like an overjoyed puppy. This is why ponies are perfection and human women can't compete.
>>28427659
Cat size pony would be so cool to take them in a bag around town
>>28425843
I just made Baked Alaska for my roomies, since it was one of their birthdays. For breakfast. While drunk as a sot. I've drank two fifths and a bottle of Port since midnight.
It turned out perfectly. I felt more in touch with God then than I've ever felt in a church.
Then I wrote some green and anons called me a faggot. Living the dream, guys. Living the dream.
>>28351055
Dick
And sandwiches
Never the two shall meet.
>>28429416
>not dick sandwiches
You fucked up, matey.
>>28428662
It'd be pretty cute, I'm sure.
>>28430363
i would take applajack in mybackpack everywhere in town and at market to buy apple just for her
>>28425214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZqxm96VRB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqNeBIZacgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8rt3hHUEY
>>28427659
Blissful mint.
>>28427303
>>28351055
The blood of my enemies
>>28425843
>>28425680
What evidence is there to support the existence of a multiverse?
>>28432348
I guess the idea that ours is a hologram of a fourth dimension black hole makes it seem interesting. Also, it would possibly makes sense for a "reflection" of our universe to form at the big bang.
>>28432348
I live in one
>>28432348
None.
>"I CAUGHT THE EVIL MONKEY THAT LIVES IN MY CLOSET! I'M NOT CRAZY! HUMANS REALLY EXIST LOOK IN THIS BAG!!!"
>"Uh...wait, those two facts don't actually have anything to do with each other and OH GOD why are you walking around with a bag full of live rats and how in the name of Tirek did you get Fluttershy's rabbit in there?"
>"IT'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSTRATION!! MONKEYS CAN CHANGE SHAPE! Wait, I mean HUMANS CAN CHANGE SHAPE--no, wait, DAMMIT! THE BUCKER LEFT A NOTE BEHIND!"
>"Let me read that--'LOL I TROLL U?' This is in your hoofwriting, Lyra, you even put a little heart over the 'i'!"
>"Look, I learned to write from a chimpanzee tutor, it's obvious they all write like that. I think it's in the hands. But I SWEAR I had a monkey in here not fifteen minutes ago! ANGELBUNNY, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! BACK ME UP, YOU SAW THE MONKEY TOO, DIDN'T YOU???"
><<enraged rabbit noises>>
>"ANGELBUNNY PUT DOWN THE AXE! BAD BUNNY!"
>>28310714
>No she's def be the know be to want a tight embrace when you climax
She's def. (Definitely)
Be the know
be to want
a tight embrace...
Dude, WHAT?!
>>28317417
You know what the solution is, don't you?
Draw something better that gets posted more so everyone forgets about this art you don't like.
Or else you're cordially invited to shut the fuck up.
>>28365085
I would throw acid in a child's face.
>>28435192
You think it be a way man but it ain't, words ain't gotta work a way you say they does.
>>28435606
Lyra's calling is not to be a janitor.
I just had a silly thought/idea, /lyra/:
>Lyra sees anon
>Lyra wants anon to love him because lyre pone is a silly pone at times
>she finds out that he loves big mares, due to seeing him look like a stallion about to rut a mare when seeing sunbutt
>looks up spells to try to be bigpone for anon
>casts a spell she finds in hopes she goes big
>it works
>just one problem
>she transformed into an actual building pone similar to this >>28438208
>now is left this yuge building pone that can't move and now is the biggest thing in all of ponyville
>ponies start using her for entertainment
>ponies care for and do maintencance for her
>Lyra just wants anon to notice her
>later turns out anon went inside of her because he heard there was skeeball inside the new amusement park of a building in Ponyville
>doesn't realize he's inside of Lyra until she speaks loudly to him once outside again
>anon's face when seeing a building-sized harp pone looking down at him like that
>>28438888
Well, I do like big ponies. She just needs to tone it down a bit.
>>28439212
I would let that big Ly-Ly do whatever she wanted to me.
>>28299583
That's where I left my body pillow.
>>28425214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uqnKQwwcJoToo obvious?
>>28417640
The boop is how a human can link his chakras to a pony.
boomp
>>28441246
i'd read it
>>28425214
https://youtu.be/J08ZwySCoJ8
is this good?
Lyra is the most lovable background pony.
>>28443661
Yes she is.
it was a good thread lads, see you guys in the next one
>>28444039
guess i'll post some pics to put us to image limit, why not?
>>28444045
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>>28444058
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>>28444088
Goodnight Lyra, I love you
>>28444094
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>>28444163
good night lyra , good night lyra fags. I'll let the next person post the last two images
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>>28444565
Mlyaaa...maslinu poimal.
>>28444565
Dasvidaniya, mint of my love.