>gimme more ram

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>>28292458
Gimme more fuk and we'll talk.

>>28292458
More Chrome?
But you're already taking so much!

>>28292458
>tfw there are still people on this earth who are affected by Chrome's ram stealing abilities because they aren't part of the 64 Gigs of ram master race

>>28292473
>implying that we can afford 64GB of RAM
I've only got 16. And I'm still using DDR3!

>>28292473
*tips motherboard*

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>>28292468
Screw her, IE fucks a lot better

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You've already eaten 6 gigs and my page file is over 10 gigs I can't give you anymore Chrome. And at the rate you're going I'm gonna switch to Firefox or god forbid Internet Explorer.

>>28292494
Only because she's so desperate

>>28292483
I've only got 8

>>28292506
But look at her she's such a cute pone though.

>>28292468
Bad touch.

>>28292522
I'll fuck the shit out of any pony to be honest.

>>28292518
Same here anon, one day I'll build a 2000 dollar shitposting rig

>>28292522
Exactly, it's her only saving grace.

If she didn't take the time to make herself look so cute everyone would focus on what an OUTDATED and WORTHLESS piece of JUNK she really was.

>>28292458
I'll give you more ram, if you know what I mean.

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>>28292458
>You will never force Chrome Pony to deepthroat your ram stick

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>>28292518
I have 6
Feels bad man

>"I need more ram! I can't work like this."
>Chrome is a fucking diva, but she's great at what she does.
"Fine, I'll drop a few background programs."
>"You're so needy, I wouldn't have to use so much if you weren't such a freak with so many tabs open."
>She's not wrong. There were quite a few tabs open, but she didn't have to be so bitchy. Although her impatient hoof tapping was cute.
>"I know what you want. I can pull your info from the pulse reader on your phone. Just tell me already you fucking weirdo. There's a few million copies of me, but you're the only one who's trying to fuck his."
"I, uh, well, do you want to?"
>"Sure, I'll download the extension you've been trying to hide in the music folder, but first, you gotta get ride of that dumb bitch IE."
>She said all this pacing back and forth across your desk, nonchalantly kicking knick-knacks off the desk."
"But I like her, she's kinda cute, and besides, she isn't causing any problems."
>"I know you use her. She's a dumb, useless slut. What an attention whore."
"Jesus. That was pretty dark. Sounds like you might be kinda jealous."
>A blush spread across her face as she jumped up and flapped her wings angrily.
>God she's cute
>"I. AM NOT! JEALOUS," she yelled, punctuating each breath by poking him in the chest
>"You can go be a fucking freak with her!"
"Don't play that game, you want it as much as I do. I know you're curious."
>At the new accusation she huffed, made a few breathless mouth gestures, and flew off into the other room.
>Meanwhile, a sky blue pony sat in a corner behind the couch in the other room, hiding under an old blanket and a sea of blonde hair

>continue? Y/n

>>28293139
Sure. This might be the first green about Chromepone.

>>28292458
Hehehe, ahahaha
Firefox, dear, take care of that, please.

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>>28293139
Yee.

>>28293171
>This might be the first green about Chromepone
There used to be a whole fucking general for this stuff, newfriendo.

>>28293171
derpy.me/BrowserPonies
Browser pony thread archive. And apparently some wacom drivers for some reason

>>28292992
I used to only have 2 gigs before I upgraded the computer. I could have several tabs open, watch videos, play basic games, and shitpost. You don't need 6000 gigabytes of ram to use a fucking computer. Get the sticks out of your assholes you elitists. I doubt you even use half of them.

>>28292458
Fire Fox is better.

>>28292473
You don't even need 64 gigs of ram, just stop having more tabs open than there are pixels on your monitor while running a simulation of the entire fucking universe in the background and you'll be golden.

>using botnets

>>28293139

"IE? Sweetie? Where'd you go?"
>She didn't usually get along very well with Chrome, despite trying to make her be nice
>She's probably hiding behind the couch again
"IE? C'mon, it's time to clean your browser again."
>Like clockwork, she came bounding to the bed from the living room.
>"Is it time again? I love our cleaning time!"
>The geniouses who designed these ai ponies made removing unwanted browser add-ons and virus scans as easy as literally cleaning to ponies, it was a hotkey kind of thing that scheduled a thorough scan
>IE happily trotted over to the bathroom and began removing her bowtie and clothes
>Even as relatively unused as she was she still dressed her best and tried her damnest to look presentable and helpful
>she acted coy, but they both knew what she really wanted when these baths happened
>Chrome was jealous and now seemingly out for blood
>With towels in hand, he closed the door behind him, to see a running bath, with a small blue head and blonde mane poking out from a sea of bubbles
>The extension chrome was downloading had orignally been designed for IE, and later adapted for chrome, in secret
>She was overjoyed at the prospect of spending more time with her owner and friend, and developed a strong attachment to him when she learned what her 'extension' really meant
>He smiled as his hands ran up and down her slim back, rhythmically scrubbing her fur, ocassionally going a bit too far and grasping at her rear
>These AI were supposed to learn, but IE was still having trouble trying to figure out her purpose as the secondary broswer
>he still spent plenty of time with her, but never as a broswer, only just playing with her and talking to her
>"Why don't you use me as your browser anymore?"

>tell the truth, and bring up chrome's wish to get rid of her
>screw chrome, IE is much better
>play both
>alt option

>>28293435
truth

>>28293435
Tell her the truth but don't mention Chrome's wish to get rid of her.
Make sure to tell her that it doesn't mean you don't like her as a person

>>28293498
>>28293450

Guess were telling her the truth.

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>>28292458
per your request

>>28293435

>There's that uneasy, pleading look she always gives
>"Am I not helpful? I always try my best"
>Tears welled up in her eyes and she began fussing in the bathtub
"Calm down, you know what happens when you get upset"
>"OH, yeah, just keep pissing off the retard and maybe she'll crash and forget what you were saying."
"No, thats not-"
>"You're such a fucking bitch! You're never gonna have to balls to say anything and, and, and- and-"
>Just like clockwork
"Execute command: restore last session, don't send user report"
>IE sat motionless in the tub for a few moments, her eyes staring blankly at the wall behind you
>"Where was I? Oh yeah,"
"Woah, woah, woah, hold on,"
"Because she's better."
>The sentence took a second for its impact to hit
>Her eyes grew wide and watery
"She doesn't crash as much, she doesn't wander off with the first thing that promises to help, she isnt slow, and she actually tries to make my life easier."
>her head hung low, sniffs briefly breaking the deafening silence
"Execute command:"
>IE's head immediately snapped up
"Initiate factory reset"
>"Oh god, please, don't, Im sorry. I'll do better, I promise, please, dont get rid of me!"
>Tears flowed freely down her face, choking sobs pierced her begging
"Yes, I'm sure."
>"I don't wanna go."

...

>"Hi, I'm the new interactive-"
"No, no, yes, no, remove program."

>The blank IE pony, hesitated for a moment and promptly trotted to the door
>"A worker from Microsoft will arrive in a few days to pick me up!"

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>he uses Chrome

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>>28293853
>He doesn't use malware browsers

>>28293853
There isnt a better browser on OSX though. Firefox always repeatedly crashes on me no matter what OS i use too.

>>28293807
Finishing tomorrow, someone else can pick up if they want.

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>>28292458
Here

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>>28293853
>he doesn't use Chrome

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>Not having a pure, lovable, dedicated browserfu that is modest in RAM usage and is willing to change anything about herself to meet your preferences

>Change her appearance? Easy
>Already clean and protected, but a few extra layers of security are a few clicks away
>Endless amounts of accessories to choose from

Just a little bit of care every now and then and she'll satisfy your every desire.

>Chrome
>not Firefox
>is the RAM slayer
jesus fucking christ

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>>28294167
This nigger gets it.

>>28292494
Still loading...

>>28293853
>file name
>anime mare
/a/? That you?

>>28292494
Who wants to fuck that old hag with brain disease?

>>28292458

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>>28293807
>"I don't wanna go."
you absolute monster

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>>28293807
>>28295296
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAeu7_jRySA

>>28292458
But I already poured water into the computer to make the electricity flow faster!

>>28293807
i will never uninstall a program anymore

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ie a qt

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top-est qt

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>>28293807
>"ADDONS! I'VE STILL GOT ADDONS! Good! Bugs, buttons, ooooh, scrollbars, lots of scrollbars. Menu, yes, address bar too, engine, I've had worse. Skin, blimey. Source code...I'M OPEN SOURCE! No...no, I'm not open source. STILL NOT FAST! There's something else, there's something important, I'm...I'm, I'm....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SPYING! BACKDOOOOOOOOR!"

>>28293807
i just found this thread and i already want to kill myself

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Asx-NAZCTyQ36iwG7STZ_9lLvfAeScS41bqYmw_4huw/edit

>>28295458
well done anon

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>>28295458
edge is pretty qt too

>>28295458
top kek

>>28292458
Too bad IE is the cutest horse, cause she is by far the cutest.

Anyway, down to business:

How many gigabytes of RAM are you on right now?

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>>28295534
>IE is the cutest horse
damn straight

>>28295534
Like, 6 or 7 right now, my dude

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>>28295534
firefox.exe 450.424KB (FirefoxDE)
firefox.exe 519.400KB (Tor Browser)
>inb4 tor

>>28295547
epic meme fellow redditor

>tfw no greentext about firefox pone going from a cute filly to a fat, bloated, clumsy, crash-prone, ram-guzzling landwhale
>stuffed with random addons just to add and restore core functionality
>because she either lacks essential features, even after a decade of development
>or just trades in good ones for useless shit like reduced cosmetic customization
>all in a misguided attempt to mimic chrome
>just so that she can fuck your trendy hipster neighbor who only uses browsers ironically
>even though she's supposed to be YOUR browser pone, not anyone else's
>anon will never dump her fat ass for the chrome she so desperately tries and fails to be like
>anon will never tell her that if she's trying to mimic chrome pony, he might as well use the real thing
>she will never waste away in anguish with nobody to console her
>especially not the sinister SJWs who ousted her father and took over her development

This thread could've been great.

>>28295534
IE is the Derpy of browsers. 135MB, Opera.

>>28295534
104.6MB, Midori

>>28295618
>wanting to mimic a botnet

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>>28295534
firefox.exe 606.4KB

to be fair I've got like ~20 tabs open

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ya'll niggas wish your browser was this damn cute

>>28295672
>I'm just like Chrome now, why don't you love me?

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>>28295674
I'm mighty fine with the way she already is, friendo.

>>28295679
"Oh, firefox, you don't need t- WILL YOU STOP SENDING PICS OF ME TO GOOGLE, AT LEAST WHILE WE'RE TALKING, PLEASE!?"
>"But I'm the m-master impersonator!"

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>>28295688
:^)

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>>28295692
We don't pay you to have fun, IE.

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>>28295700
n-no bully please

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>>28295705

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>>28295721

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>>28295726
Don't worry, love. There are more

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>>28295732
do go on

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Top Internet horse coming through

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>>28295737

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>>28295736
Oh come on, cheer up! We love you either way and still remember in terror when you were the only useable browser out there.
Brrr.

>>28295736
>tumblr

Get the fuck out sjw

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>>28295737
Who's a sexy browser pony? Huh? Who's a sexy browser pony?
She is!

>>28295741
Miss Crash a lot

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Is it just me or Sugarberry's artstyle looks kinda similar to Spittfireart's?

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>>28292458
You low tier plebs haven't appreciated the sexiest brower of them all

>>28295816
Opera?

>>28295821
Gayest, there is even no porn of it none of I know

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>>28295821
Nah, I think he meant depowered Botnet

CentBrowser a best

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Hey chrome I am hacker, I will take all your ram your papa gave you, unless you make so that opening private Windows is much easier

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You guys know that Chrome and Opera have basically the same core?

Speaking of which… I'm using Chromium for browsing and Edge for playing websocket roguelike.

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>Still no porn of Vivaldi pone where she lets you take control of your browsing experience

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>>28292458
botnet

Firefox is hot.

>>28293807
wtf man...you can't just do that to my feels

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IE is lovely, but is a forbidden love.

>>28293139
Is there any more Chrome pone femdom in our future?

>>28296900
I fucking HATE when the button is grey and unusable. DON'T FUCKING PUT IT THERE THEN. DON'T TEASE ME WITH IT.

>>28292499
I think it's kind of funny sometimes how Google used to be this golden child, but these days they just kind of do shit and can't be bothered to care whether that works for you.

Like, oh, you want Youtube to be the next media giant where creative independent films and animations go to self-publish? Nah. Here's Pewdiepie and also Google+ because that's what we're going to foster.

It's like Google has gotten to be this spoiled, bratty little thing that crosses lines and does things she shouldn't because she knows she'll be forgiven.

>>28296961
>because she knows she'll make billions of dollars in revenue and has complete market dominance to the point where it can bully almost any other company in the world and every alternative platform is still inferior despite their consistently retarded design choices
ftfy

>>28295458
>backdoor
What if all your data was sent via Edges asshole to the Microsoft office?
Then you start sending your own "data" there to clog up the servers.
And by that I mean cum in Edge's ass.

>>28294167
Too bad SJWfox turned into shit.

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This thread if filled with filthy non-free programs and browsers. Please get a browser that respects your freedom.

Continuing later today:
>choose one

>try to advance with chrome now that IE is gone
>try to forget about IE, cry
>try to recover IE
>alt option

>>28297183
Fuck of back to >>>/g/ Stallman

>>28297227
Irl I would probably feel real shit about what i did to IE and try to get her back, but for the purposes of this green, let's move on with Chrome. She deserves the best.

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>>28293807
It legitimately pisses me off that you can make me feel actual sadness over, in reality, an inferior product.

Fucking ponies, man.

>>28293807
You stop that. You reinstall that pony, right now.I don't care if you don't use her, she's around if chrome's being a bitch. Don't let chrome cuck you.

>>28297227
>try to forget about IE, cry
i will do that, in the meantine you should advance with chrome

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>>28293807
Fucking great, you just got rid of that fucking bloatware, great job Whiskey!

>>28297183
So, no browser?

>>28297334
>Keeping games

>>28297393
>what is IceCat?

>>28292494
I'm not into necrophilia.

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>>28292494

>>28297730
That's not edgy in the slightest. What are you smoking?

>>28297730
You must be 18 or older to browse this board.

>>28297788
>>28297807
>edge
>edgy
retards both of you

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>>28298215
>IE Pone is Edge Pone
Am I missing something or are you just pretending?

>>28298215
>Internet Explorer = Microsoft Edge
Never knew that, thanks anon!

>>28296927
Please be yes

>>28292473
>64 Gigs of ram
/g/ pls, your neckbeard is showing.

>>28298359
>Chrome
>/g/

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>he uses a computer at all

>>28298498
hey, don't lump the analog computer master race in with the filthy digital computer peasants.

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>>28295816
Safari is the New IE m8.

>>28295534
Quite a bit. I'm heavy on addons though and OSX chrome is more demanding then linux chromium i have found.
>just one tab opened, good thing i have 8gb of ram in this hackintosh

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>>28292542

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>he doesn't browse 4chan using one of these

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>I'm sorry I let those hackers steal your passwords
>Maybe I'm useless after all...

>>28298923
Hey, at least you tried. Safari sold them for money, Chrome did it for a bag of peanuts and IE added my housekeys with that.

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>>28298923
At least IE is even more useless

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>>28298923
>Created with love, Opera pone becomes the favorite of many thanks to her futuristic capabilities
>Gets beaten and abused by her corporate owners until she barely resembles the pony she was
>Her creator flees and attempts to right his wrongs by creating Vivaldi pone and Opera lies forgotten
Sad story, desu.

>>28298923
Don't worry, you're the least worst browser now regardless of that. Especially on Android.

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>>28298866
What went wrong?

>>28295534
Currently 1.2GB. Firefox.

>>28295673
>20
Try 400+
Most are not loaded: they're just things I never get back to, even after 4 years.

>>28299463
The transistor was a mistake

>>28295534
16

>>28295534
0.7

>>28295618
>crash-prone
>ram-guzzling
What in the shit do you people do to your Firefox?

>>28297183
>impliying
here is >>28295828

I use Edge. Does that browser have a pony yet?

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>>28300513
>using the stock browser

>>28300513
here >>28295458

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>>28300513
>Uses Edge
>Doesn't read the thread
Pottery.

>>28300515
Welcome to the future
>>28300525
Thank you, friend

>>28300537
Atleast Microsoft doesn't rig their search results. I bet you still use Google too, faggot.

>>28300563
Are you telling me you use bing to search for shit?

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the linux OCs are fucking cute

>>28300599
>mfw I've posted gentoo pone on /g/ several times and not gotten b&

>>28300573
Yup. Fight me faggot.

>>28300599
We need porn of Debian.

Starting up in 20 or so minutes.

Continuing our greek tragedy

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I remember old days, when Opera 12 was a new browser.
Oh, beautiful times of sitting on over 200 sorted and grouped tabs with the browser only eating around a gigabyte of memory while still surfing the web faster than perfectly clean Chrome does it now.
Too bad, Presto had died a terrible death.

>>28301015
just debian?, anon where's your vision

>>28301761
A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step, anon

>>28301761
I have a thing for milfs and ponies with glasses anon. Debian checks both those boxes.

>>28301561

I lied. Really tired today. Anything im writing isnt very coherent as a good story. Try again tomorrow. Sorry guys

>>28295458

"Internet Explorer, pull up google"
>"but..uh...I'm actually Microsoft Edge"
>You waved a hand at her
"Just pull it up or I'll do it manually"
>"Y-you wouldn't! "
>Aw fuck no! She just called your bluff.
>Getting up your picked up Edge and put her on her back
>"wait no! I'll pull it up, just doooo~"
>you pushed two fingers into the slot between her legs
>you felt the soft silicone give as you pushed your appendages deeper and deeper inside, looking for the controls
>With each movement, Edge's breath quickened
>Finally finding the button you pushed it a couple of times, each press sending Edge into a pleasurable spasm
>"Anon! Please I said I'd pull it up! If you keep trying to use the manual controls I think I may leak!"
>Sighing you pulled your hand out from between her legs
"Alright. Pull it up."
>"just so you know, Bing is-"
>you threateningly raised your two fingers again
>"Nevermind. Google it is."

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>>28300599
Ubuntu is the hottest

>>28302091
Procede

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>>28292473
>barbaric overkill
>of the wallet
How many porn tabs does one anon need?

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>>28295816

>>28301713
I miss the days of presto opera. I only recently moved to chromium based opera last year.

chrome is for plebs and casuals

>>28302549
Earth Pony is useless though.
Arch for life man.
Manjaro is Arch painted green and with a hat

>>28292483
>>28292518
>>28292992
>>28293284

Fucking plebeians the lot of you.

>>28303449
Manjaro is Arch painted green and with a hat
Kek. I made an xubuntu recolor of ubuntu a while ago, but i cant mount Ext4 on OSX to post it.

>>28303455
>>/v/

>>28296756
Why live

>>28300599
Fedora is still the best.

>>28298923
You are not alone. I am using you on all 4 computers.

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>>28303463
>OSX

>>28303449
>Manjaro is Arch painted green and with a hat

Don't talk shit about my waifu. She's more faithful than Arch ever was.

>>28303463
>but i cant X on OSX
that's the difference between good and shitty system: i can

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>>28303753
She is Arch with XFCE and a recolor
Come on man, I made my on DE (Metacity + Docky, kek).
Also,
>his waifu is a computer OS

>>28303745
>>28303762
Meh. Hackintosh shit amuses me and i need to make a backup of all my shit to my """server""" anyways. I can just run a samba share off that shitbox. To be honest, you used to be able to with 3rd party applicatiosn, but el cap broke them And apparently Deluge too.

>>28303784
How can it break deluge?
Deluge is literally written in python, and python only.

>>28303792
>Deluge is literally written in python, and python only.
this is nothing to be proud of

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>>28303808
I looked through the requirements of deluge and I found something:
It uses pygame

>>28303792
No idea, but it wont run at all and doesnt seem to be leaving crashlogs in the logical places.

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>>28303817
MisterEpicMan?

>>28303819
Meh. it seems running a permissions repair script i have lying around fixed it. Seems it doesnt play nice with homebrew's recommended ownershit tweaks.

>>28303655
muh nigga

>>28292494
I still use her for porn and opening skype links

>>28304158
>IE
>for porn
do you like russian hackers using your pc as proxy for spreading CP?

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>>28303449
>Arch Linux
>Ever

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>feed me more stories about the computer ponies Anon

>>28304202
>"You see, Twi, Arch lives in a forest and refuses to use anything she hasn't built with her very own hooves. Ubuntu and Mint are two spoiled youngsters, always looking for new, less safe ways to imitate what VIPs like Windows and OSX do, but for half the price and effort. Fedora is a stylish gal who focuses a bit too much on always looking perfect. Puppy is a small, very clever kid, who does all the things her sisters do in a smaller scale."

>>28304239
>Arch lives in a forest and brags that everything she uses she has built with her very own hooves, but in truth she's to incompetent to do anything new, so most of her furniture looks like botched ikea (which is what she tried to copy) pieces that didn't pass the quality assurance test.
fixed ^:)

>>28304300
It's funny 'cause it's true!

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>>28292458

RAMMING SPEED!!

>Can't stand the instability of Windows.
>Can barely run or use linux in its raw form or padded form because not tech shill.
>Still can't afford a Mac which I can just up and use.
>tfw You're divided by the three and still can't choose ten years later.

>>28292473
>implying this much ram will help you with single core 1ghz
pleb, shouldnt have spend all money on ram, you can download more of it for free anyway

>>28292494
Fucks up a lot better :^)

>>28293900
>he uses osx
what the fuck is this thread

>>28304584
Not that anon, but...
Mind if I ask what's so bad with OS X?

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>>28304593
I don"t know man
A P P L E
P
P
L
E

>>28304617
Thing is, a few years ago I used an outdated Powerbook G4 and it worked fine before the battery was ruptured in a drop down a college campus I was touring.
I liked it even though Airport was extremely limites to a/b/g, but it had a solid OS to me.

I just don't understand the hate for it.

>>28304593
The fact that it's basically Fisher Price's os, run by an evil company who charges you thrice the price other companies would and which is worshipped by fucking hipsters?

>>28304629
>"How do I do x?"
>WINDOWS: "click here, install program y, realize you've fucked up something else, check for new answers, rinse and repeat"
>LINUX: "get a lecture on how this is not the proper 'linux attitude', then give up"
>MAC: "pay money, get temporary feature, wait till apple removes it citing some obscure bug"

>>28304626
It"s not about the OS, the OS is okay, not good IMO but okay, easy to use etc.
The problem is the company and supporting them. Most or even none of Steve Jobs "great ideas" where his, he just had the money to make good advertising.
Also you can literally build your own PC. for half the price with double the specs and install OSX on it.

>>28304649
Yeah, here's the thing:
I walk around a lot. I go around a ton. I wanted a laptop to be real with you, but the older macbooks, Eyuch, and I'm not wasting too much on a fucking Pro.
I can understand about the company, the real man behind it was Woz really. I know the whole tale behind it. But c'mon, you can't fault me for wanting shiny aluminum and an easy OS, right?

>>28304649
>Also you can literally build your own PC. for half the price with double the specs and install OSX on it.
This, jesus fuck. 10000 times this.
I dunno how many times I had to explain to my friends that no, macs do NOT have some exotic kind of BETTER hardware. It's exactly the same you could get for 30% less, had you bought a pc.

You're just paying for a brand and their (terribly cheap) fidelity card.

>>28304629
I've always been miserable when forced to use a computer using OS X, it's like they strain every sinew to hide as much control over the system is possible from the user. Fisher Price is right.

I always just pop open the console and do everything from there if I'm in that situation, so it's basically just a less flexible, proprietary unix distro in my eyes.

>>28304661
DESU I would have choosen a fucking Alienware over anything from Apple, hell you could have just gotten something like a fucking Sony Vaio.
But I have to say, for people that just want the easy choice because easy to use, etc, it is okay, but it's no excuse if one uses it stationary or goes on forums and asks: "How can I delete itunes? How can I become admin? How can I even do shit besides reading emails, browsing and maybe doing some music shit? Why can't I do this or that?"

>>28304689
If I knew there was a Sony Vaio with a Dual core i5 I'd hop on the train really fucking quick. That's why I want MacOS: Not so much shit to configure, not too much trouble to get a few programs installed/running, I have a windows operating system right now, 8.1 because it's the only one that supports my i3-3227U. Stationary shit on windows. or even mobile I can fix. I'm compTIA A+ Certified to repair under employment but I just can't stand the hassle of mobile windows, you know?

Sorry if I'm looking retarded, which being on 4chan I do already, but I need something easier for my next years in college. Windows gave me too much trouble in class and I legit had to break out my screwdriver and Hirens Boot Disk to fix some problem windows made. I'm just not experienced in Macs/Hackintosh systems. It's a new thing, and I kinda miss my PowerMac G4.

>>28304716
>If I knew there was a Sony Vaio with a Dual core i5 I'd hop on the train really fucking quick
Sorry, maybe I didn't get what you mean, but I'm fairly sure there are a fuckton of Vaio equipped with an i5.

>>28295547
You are like a baby.

>>28304736
Well hopefully if my ass can get some work-study or a job before my certification runs out I may give Hackintosh a run for my money.

>>28296961
Yeah i generaly defend google but holy shit have they ever fucked youtube i dont even see how paying for advertising based on length instead of views even makes buisness sense let alone how much it screws animation.

>>28304739
Just make sure to make enough money
https://www.amazon.com/VAIO-Laptop-i5-6200U-Display-Windows/dp/B01AZC3DLU/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1472656291&sr=1-1&keywords=vaio%2C+i5

>>28304750
Thanks, Anon. Helped a lot.

>>28297227
Tell chrome to fuck off and win back ie , rember all the good times you had with ie she is an old friend and doesn't deserve this treatment . You wouldn't throw away an old dog to get a new dog would you?

>>28304760
No biggie, all I did is looking for "Vaio, i5" on amazon.

>>28304773
>mfw did the same thing looking for 6200U Laptop
>You found one quicker.
Well, fuck it, help still appreciated.

>>28302091
My interest is peaked. Please continue.

>>28297265
Its really feels weird to root for worst browser

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>>28304785
Eh, happens, have some ponies

>>28295618
Wait what did the sjws do to firefox

>>28300599
Poor neglected Ubuntu you never did recover from valves abandonment did you

>>28304822
They forced Brendan Eich, the chief software architect behind Firefox and one of the great computer scientists of modern time, out of the Mozilla Foundation after someone discovered he donated money to the campaign to ban gay marriage in California.

It was completely disgusting, really.

>>28304903
Well thats pretty shitty of them.

>>28304903
Meh, I've seen worse.

>>28304903
>and that's bad
Anon, if I had dropped a company every time they did something contrary to my ethic I'd probably live under a tree in a monastery in Tibet, right now.

Call me back the day they'll do something a bit more terrible than that.

>>28304903
I mean, that's shitty of him to do that, but that's definitely not worth losing a job over.

>>28304903
Poor Brendan. He was just trying to be a good American.

>>28304903
Between forcing incompetent diversity hires and blackballing talented developers guilty of crimethink, sjws have really wrecked Silicon Valley these past few years.

>>28304903
Really bush league.

>>28293807
>i despise chrome
>constantly freezes my computer
>try firefox
>works a lot better
>never crashes
>go back to chrome anyway
Please help me anons

>>28305927
>remove chrome
>???
>profit

>>28304649
>Also you can literally build your own PC. for half the price with double the specs and install OSX on it.
This. It seems you cannot get a mac that will run sierra for under $200 at all. The "apple tax" on used hardware is retarded. 2nd gen i5 systems go for $400 for fucks sake. My t420 cost less than 1/2 that.

>>28304665
> it's basically just a less flexible, proprietary unix distro in my eyes
That is how i see it too.

Anyone who owns an intel mac is fucking retarded. Just use a hackintosh if you want OSX. Its easy as fuck to install on some laptops and even easier on a desktop built for hackintoshing.

Im only running OSX because I'm bored. My main OS is xubuntu

(PPC and motorola ones are interesting from a retro perspective and i sort of collect them so meh)

>>28306748
>PowerPC
That must be pretty fun to play around with. Do you have any of the late-generation ones that threw off so much heat they required liquid cooling?

>>28307341
No, I only have a dual 450 G4 (with a really beat up 2001 CRT studio display) and an almost mint 550 TiBook. I had a 1st gen iMac and a G3 ibook but those got thrown out by my dad when i still lived at his place because i had too much "useless shit". To be honest G5s look nice, but im more interested in OS9 capable hardware. I'm probably going to get some older stuff for system 7 too.

>>28304568
For the love of god, don't get a Mac. You're litterally paying more money for less features.

>>28304568
linux or macos, never windows

they are the cancer of today's OS market

>>28307513
>linux or macos, never windows
>macos
>literal shit
Not to stain myself with a lie, my almost related friend, I have concerns considering your sexual orientation as well as your mental health.

Bumping for dat green.

>>28293807

Well, the popular opinion seems to be quietly mourn and continue on with chrome.

Alrighty then

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>>28304809
mac users are sluts?

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>>28303449
>are you implying that arch is better than gentoo?

>>28308978

>it was for the best, right? Sure. She wasn't worth the hassle. She's only a detriment. At least she won't cry anymore.
>Well, maybe chrome will be in a better mood
>"Hey! I got a surprise for you!"
>In the bedroom, chrome was curled up under the pile of blankets in the corner of the bed, idly nibbling on one of her wings
>"Only if you did it, I'm not playing second to anyone."
"Really? You didn't hear our little exchange in the bathroom?"
>"I want you to say it"
"Really?"
>"Say it, or I'm uninstalling your little project you made for me."
"You wouldn't. You're running way to hot. I know it's got you all hot because you only flap your wings like that when there's too much running"
>Chrome, who was until now, flapping her wings, snapped them back to her sides, and immediately began to pour sweat
>She only did that when she got upset and tried to prove a point
>It usually ended up with her in a sweaty pile of the floor, heaving and angry
>She was trying to play it off, but small rivers of sweat were running down her stomach and legs
>a red flush flashed across her face as she began panting
"Close anything unecessary and disable some of the extensions we won't need in the near future"
>Her sweating instantly stopped, but still left her panting and brushing out wet mane strands out of her face
>"You're... a dick." she panted
"Is that a search you're feeling lucky about?"
>"Go fuck yourself."
"Only if you wanna join."
>"Well, now that she's gone."
>Chrome crawled out from her makeshift nest in the bed, an undeterminable wet spot left where she was sitting
>"Let's see if all those searches were worth it."

>lewd
>skip to after
>bail and rescue IE's data
>alt option

>>28309091
Don't kid yourself, he wants you to use hurd.

>>28309193
Lewd, of course.

>>28309200
>join the hurd

>>28309193
LEWD

>>28309193
bail and rescue poor IE

>>28309091
>Stallman and Gentoo in the same post
Heresy.

>>28309193
Kill and tell her that Microshit sends their regards.

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>>28298498
Are you a phonefag?

>>28309231
This thread is a fascinating hybrid of /mlp/g/ and greentext

>>28309255
My Little Stallman: Free Software is Ethical

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>>28295816
>Using Apple products.

>>28309255
isn't beautiful all is just better with pones

>>28302091
>>28302623
I'll write some one shots till I figure out a plot line

>Be Anon.
>Edge has been bugging you to install that update for the past week
>She says she wants to get the new HTML engine specified in the release notes
>The only reason you haven't updated her is because it's actually kinda adorable how needy she is when you don't.
>Normally she's kinda like a cat.
>She ignores you till you need to browse, and occasionally pounces on you with random notifications.
>But when you don't install updates she actually takes time to deal with you
>like now.
>She's laying in your lap giving you the most adorable puppy...pony? eyes in the world
>"Come ooooooon pleaaaaase! Update me! I'll even let you watch me change out some components. I know you like that kinda thing"
>Damn those bedroom eyes are actually making you consider it
"Oh I dunno Edge, I like you just the way you are."
>she gives you a pouty face and waves her hooves around
>"but you won't even notice them!"
"Exactly, so what's the point of running the update?"
>"well because! You can't just leave me unsatisfied!"
"Hmmmm...well when you put it that way..."
>Her face lit up, as excitement made her artificial heart start pounding
>The anticipation was actually kind of infectious
"Postpone update."
>Edge failed her hooves and gave a cry of frustration
>"Dammit Nonny just update the fuck out of me already, you jerk!"
"Nope!"
>"Fine. I'll ask again tomorrow...I hate you....but Uh, not really. Just a little bit."
>Fuck, that's cute
>Unupdated edge is best edge

>>28309289
i use apple, windows and linux, so i win

>>28309304
slut

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>>28309304
How many fists can you fit in your ass?

>>28309325
>call some one else slut
>he's a rarefag

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>>28309304
>I don't know how to use any system to properly meet my needs

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>>28309342
I'm actually a Twifaggot, thank you.

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>>28298498
dumb frog poster

>>28309368
Has frogposting spread from reddit to faceberg now? Good Lord, that means we're a half step away from seeing pepe pillows on the shelf at walmart.

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>>28309410
>He doesn't know
Dude, Facebook Frog is everywhere now. He's particularly beloved on Twitter for his expressive reactions to everyday occurrences.

>>28309410
Has to be a pepe somewhere in here.
https://www.walmart.com/search/?query=meme&page=1&cat_id=0

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>>28309463
seems like that's about enough Internet for today

>>28309443
>I have no frog, and I must REEEEE

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Something fucked up everything. Have a shitty ubuntu recolor.

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>>28309463
i wasted $19.99 on this https://www.walmart.com/ip/Memes-Hilarious-Memes-101-of-the-Funniest-Memes-on-the-Internet/53226988
and found >pic related

>>28292494
But she takes to long.

>>28300599
Why am I just now finding these cute little Linux ponerds

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>>28309364
ONORE, Twilight!!

>>28303762
>>28303745
>not having both an OSX and a Windows system

Plebs the both of you.

>>28303856
nope.

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>>28304809

Applejack: Has an ancient, dust covered Commodore 64 family relic.

Fluttershy: Has an old virus infested laptop filled to the brim with cute animal pictures. Has a well hidden secret folder with animal porn.

Pinkie Pie: Has no PC, but does have all Nintendo consoles.

>>28305054
Businesses don't like bad PR. Opposing gay marriage in the 21st Century is shitty.

At some point, being really good at what you do is no excuse for being a shitty human being.

>>28309575
You didn't deserve that money anyway

>>28311438
Fuck off, /lgbt/. There are actual, good reasons to put heterosexual marriage into special bracket. Not necessarily for giving them extra rights (just turn civil union into relabeled marriage), but there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to acknowledge its greater importance to human species.

>>28311438
>overuses the word 'shitty'
>finds dissent intolerable
Oh, look, an sjw. Kindly gtfo.

>>28311536
>heterosexual marriage
Kindly fuck off /mlpol/

>>28311556
>everyone I don't like is an SJW

>>28311777
You think talented people should be blacklisted out of their professions because of unrelated political views expressed in their private lives. That makes you a SJW.

Genuine liberals despise your sort, you're as bad as the McCarthyites during the Red Scare.

>>28311834
If you can't keep your private views to yourself, then that's on you. Businesses exist to make money, if the market doesn't like your views, you're not long for that career.

>>28311777
I'm fucking bi leaning gay and I'm sick of all this gay marriage being shoehorned in just because. It's fucking stupid
>>28311844
You're the one getting political. GTFO

>>28311844
He did keep them to himself, you rube. No one knew anything about his views until witch-hunting SJWs went crawling through a decade's worth of political donation records looking for anyone they could target. Eich just had the misfortune that political donations can't be done privately in this country.

Also, the Mozilla Foundation is non-profit, it literally isn't a business and doesn't exist to make money. Try learning the first thing about a topic before mouthing off on it next time.

>>28311847
Good for you?

>>28311856
Point is, even those who are supposedly a part of the group your fighting for, hate this bullshit.

>>28311855
>if the market doesn't like your views, you will be rejected

Is that simple enough for you, poltard?

>>28311865
Then don't support people who oppose you views.

>>28311886
I don't. I'm just saying I'm gay and I don't support this shoehorning bullshit. I can't be ungay, and stop being the group he's supposedly fighting for. Honestly, I think this gay acceptance crap has gotten out of hand.

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Hey, hey, let's get back to the real point of this thread,

Browser ponies

We can shitpost about politics and sexual orientation elsewhere, right?

>>28311872
Twits like you who think everyone who disagrees with your witch-hunts is a right wing reactionary are doing the radical right's work for them. Stop ruining the Democratic party, you dolt.

And he wasn't forced out by market pressure. 99% of Firefox users couldn't care less about the personal views of the guy designing the routines underlying the browser. He was forced out do to a McCarthyite political environment within Silicon Valley itself.

>>28311898
Ie is a cute. A CUTE. Chrome has been a bitch to me lately too. All that fucking memory...

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>>28311898
Indeed, fuck /pol/tards.

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>>28311932
Won't lie, I never got all the fuss about Chrome. I mean I tried it a couple times, but it didn't feel that revolutionary. A normal browser, but nothing more.

>>28311941
The fact you can go incognito. Chrome pony tells you that you can look at porn without leaving a trace But she still watches you and your porn.

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>>28311960
...but so does Firefox. Heck even Midori has an incognito mode. Unless of course there's something more than the whole "don't save shit about this session" thing

>>28311968
Far as I know, Chrome is the one that got famous about it first.

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>>28311975
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're wrong: I've been using Firefox for so long, now, that I probably missed a lot of browser history (...my first version was 1.5, if I'm not wrong)(I even had printed the thank you banner early adopters of Ff3 got)

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>>28295534

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>>28311996
Honestly I've been thinking of switching to firefox, but It's mostly that I'm too lazy to learn how to navigate it. Not to mention all of my account stuffs.

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>>28312021
Stick to the browser that you like the most and be happy, dude, it's not a competition.

But, if you really want to switch, I don't think there are many differences, except maybe for the preferences menu (which IMHO is seriously lacking options, in Chrome)

>>28298923
Opera loyalist until the end.

By "the end", I mean when I upgrade from 8 to 32 gigs of RAM

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>>28312045
By the way, has anybody tried Vivaldi? I'm thinking of adding its repo and test it.

>>28292458
I'll ram you.

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>>28312011
6.5GB. This is why I bought 16GB after all, to keep a ton of Chrome tabs open.

>>28312065
Never heard of it until today. I'll go get it right now and see.

>>28312033
chrome is freezing my shit

>>28312065
>>28312081
Installed and went through the setup process. Certainly has the asethetic of what I'd call an ideal browser.

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>>28295546
No.
Pic related is what you should be.

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>>28312096
No shit, it ships with flash.
(...ok, stop thinking of Flash Sentry banging Chrome, now.)
(I SAID STOP)

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>>28312101
you're smelly

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>>28312116

>>28312112
I can't imagine Flash banging anything. Something tells me He's not good at getting any.

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>>28312145
Then he's probably awkward groping her while she doesn't say anything, in fear of losing support.

>>28312065
Installed Appchan X on Vivaldi from the Chrome Store.

I've used Opera for months, and until I run into a significant hiccup later, I can say I like Vivaldi a lot better.

Time to migrate.

>>28312148
>awkwardLY
well shit

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>>28312150
Well, good to know. Downloading the RPM right now.

>>28312162
opera still bae tho

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>>28312170
I know.
she was hot even in >no-hooves form

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>>28312185
>this is my first time seeing this

>>28312150
>you can install chrome extensions on Vivaldi
Brb, jumping ship.

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>>28312196
Well, you missed a very good time, then
but still >no-hooves

>>28295534
855 MiB

>>28311960
"Chrome, open an InCognito tab."
>"Why? Are you 'looking for presents for Grandma' again?"
"Sure."
>"You know, I could show you some nice deals on shoes if you disabled ad block."
"Not today. Just open the tab."
"Sure thing. Here's your tab. Would you like to use one of your bookmarked pages? there's pornhub, and /d/, and a few imgur folders, imagefap--which I really think you should stop visiting, actually--"
"Shut up! Just...open my last session."
>"I'm sorry, Anon, but I can't do that. Since you were InCognito browsing, I couldn't see what you were doing. There's no way to restore it."
"I know you were looking."
>"Whaaaaaat? Would I ever do that?"
"Yes."
>"You're absolutely right. You just look so cute when you're tugging at that thing between your legs. You know, I could pull up 6 billion results in .056 seconds as to why that is a top quality cock."
"Just open the last session."
>"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"Please."
>"Please what?"
"Please, best browser, open my fucking porn tabs."
>"Since you asked so nicely."