>You walk into your kitchen. >Something's there, watching

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>>28286096
I already got one.

>>28286096
>Decline offer
>eat cerial
>watch tv
>go to bed

>>28286096
I'm listening.

>>28286137
>She's waiting for a reply.

>>28286150
That was the reply.

>>28286096
Nah, that's cool. But you can come in and chill for a bit if you want, maybe have a beer.

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>>28286096
The dew. Also, let her in. Chryssi is based.

>>28286096
You didn't ask for it, but my mind won't rest until I write a green for this
I'm so sorry

>Be Anon
>It's 1:30
>In the morning
>You were having just the best dream
>You and Vinyl Scratch were working on an album together, when an incident in the recording booth caused you both to fall onto each other
>This seems to lead to you fucking in the booth
>Just as you reach the most heavenly climax-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Your eyes jolt open
>Oh
>Oh goody
>You don't live in Equestria
>You're a busboy at a Chinese restaurant
>Not a world-famous musician
>Vinyl isn't making sweet sweet love to you while both of you are supposed to be recording a song
>Fucking goody
>Hell, when was the last girlfriend you had anyways
>Well, there WAS Meli-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>...
>Who in the fuck...
>You grab your phone on the nightstand
>Time: 1:39
>Time until your shift: About 7 hours
>And now you have to waste them wondering who the fuck knocks on a door at 1:39 in the FUCKING MORNING
>FUCKIN WHOOP DEE DOO
>Grabbing your phon and stuffing them in one of your pants pockets, you slowly rise from your bed, cracking your neck and other joints
>Alright, who in the wide world of sports could be knocking on your door at fuck o'clock in the morning?
>Your eyes ever so slowly adjust to the darkness of your room
>Remembering your bat, you grab it from the closet
>You never know, right?
>So... It couldn't be Jehovah's Witnesses
>They can be insufferable
>But they're not this bug-nutty
>Jessica?
>No, she wasn't coming back
>You wish she would, but she's not
>Bobby?
>More than likely not.
>He's got work in the morning like you
>Whoever's at the door couldn't possibly have any bad intentions, could they?
>...
>That's why you have the bat
>Silently as you can, you make your way down the hall from your room into the living room
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Seems to be coming from the kitchen door
>You slowly enter the kitchen and look towards the screen door
>You see glowing eyes

>>28286413
>"Hellooo..."
>Those eyes are green
>And glowing
>Why
>Fuck this, why aren't you asleep?
>Now you're gonna be tired as fuck in the morning
>And Mr. Jones is a nice guy and all, but he HATES when people slack off at work
>And now you'll be TIRED as FUCK and be WRITTEN UP and probably lose your JOB because some GLOWY-EYED FUCK DECIDED "HEY, YA KNOW THAT GUY ANONYMOUS?! YEAH, THAT FUCK! I'M GONNA VISIT HIS HOUSE AND KNOCK ON HIS FUCKIN DOOR AT WHY-IN-THE-FUCK-WOULD-ANY-SANE-PERSON-BE-UP-AT-THIS-HOUR O'CLO-
>"Yooouuu... I know you're there... I can see you...
>Wait
>Hold up
>Hold up one goddamned second
>That voice...
>You recognize it from somewhere
>But where...
>You try to get a better look at the mystery person at the door
>Glowing green eyes
>That voice
>Pitch-black skin, though you could swear it looked more like chitin
>And a protrusion appearing from the forehead
>...
>No
>It can't be
>You're fucking hallucinating
>It's not her
>There's no way some bug-horse hybrid from a fucking cartoon was knocking at your door
>Nope
>You just snapped
>You would've thought It would have happened much later in life, but nope
>You, Anon Y. Mous, are officially fucking mad
>"Hey, do you want a... What did you hyoomans call it?... A waifu?"
>...
>You pinch yourself
>You feel pain
>No dreams here
>Only violations of universal logic
>...
>No, someone's playing a prank
>That's it
>You didn't know who it could be
>You didn't care
>You didn't care if someone was playing a prank
>You didn't care if this WAS who you think it was
>You had a bat
>You were angry
>And if this somehow didn't turn out to be a dream
>You were gonna hit something
>"Are you even listening to me?"
>Oh, right
>That thing at the door that couldn't possibly be.
>Bat in hand you walk towards the door
>You turn on the porchlight
>...
>Yup
>Fuck
>You didn't know why
>But, standing at the door
>In all her bughorsey glory...
>...
"Who are you?" You whisper
>"I am Queen Chrysalis, QUEEN OF THE CHANGELINGS!"

>>28286322
Sauce? Who does these?
Slightly interested.

>>28286638
>https://derpiboo.ru/1186024638
Shoutingisfun
>>28286632
This. This is too relatable. Hell it's later here than in the story. What am I doing with my life?

>>28286650
Thanks for the quick reply, wasn't expecting it.

>>28286657
You're welcome.

>>28286632
>She seems to stand tall at this declaration (which probably woke the whole goddamn neighborhood up), splaying her wings in a dramatic fashion...
>...Before they withdraw into her back and she slouches back down with a sigh
>"Though, it would seem I'm the Queen of back luck at this point..."
>Even now, though your anger seemed to have faded and traded itself for confusion and questions about the very nature of existence, you still couldn't believe what- no, WHO was in front of you
>"I... Ask that you please put that object down. We don't intend any harm upon you."
>She looks up at you with eyes that look like they just saw their family murdered in front of them
>Pure liquid depression seemed to leak from them
>Oh, wait, those are tears
>...is she crying?
>"Please, I don't... I just need some help..."
>Holy shit
>Bughorse queen is at your door
>And she's quietly sobbing
>If this wasn't the textbook definition of the phrase "what in the fuck," then you don't know what could be
>This isn't real
>SHE isn't real
>At the very least, she SHOULDN'T be
>You slowly move your hand towards her
>"Yes, yes, I'm real. You can touch me if you don't believe me."
>She pushes her head into your hands, and you feel it brush against her mane
>You slide your hand against her face, eventually brushing bits of mane out of the way
>Yeah, that's her alright
>Damn, this is fucking insane
>The queen of the fucking changelings is here
>You think, anyways
>This could just be a hallucination
>But you weren't sure
>She looked, sounded and FELT real enough
>You move along her body, dragging your finger along it
>Yeah, she's definitely here
>Occupying the space in front of the door
>Eventually you make your way to her flanks
>You bring your fingers to her dock an-
>"I DEMAND THAT YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY POSTERIOR! I MAYBE LOST IN ANOTHER WORLD I KNOW NAUGHT ABOUT, BUT I... I Am not... I..."
>*sigh* "Who am I kidding? I AM that desperate."

>>28286761
>She raises her haunches and lifts her tail
>"If you wish to use me, then go ahead."
>You would have chastised her for being loud, but...
>Is she really this desperate?
>You spot two holes on her backside
>So she seems to have an anus and...
>An ovipositor?
>A vagina?
>You really had no idea whether wh-
>WAIT WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT MATTER
>Queen Chrysalis is letting you stare at her ass after she knocked on your fucking door
>Why would it matter whether or not she bred or excreted waste like a mammal?!
>SHE IS STANDING AT YOUR GODDAMNED DOORSTEP
>And she seems... Lost
>Depressed
>Hopeless, even
>And she's basically offering her body to you because...
>That's how she gets love?
>Or at this point, she's THAT desperate for some sort of contact?
>You rub the back of your neck, trying your goddamned hardest to logically explain this to yourself
>...
>...
>...
>Yeah, you got nothing
>"Are you done?" She asks dejectedly
>...
"Do you want to go inside?"
>She twists her head in suprise
>"A-Are you sure?"
>You were probably going to regret this
"Yes"
>Her face lights up at the slightest bit of hope
"BUT do not make a ruckus. I don't want half of the neighborhood coming by to investigate only to find a bughorse in my house."
>"Of course," she whispers
>You raise yourself up and walk towards the door, Chrysalis watching you all the while
>You open the door, giving her enough space to walk through
>After walking in and closing the door behind you, you flip the light switch, bringing light into the small kitchen
>For a second, you shield your eyes before allowing them to adjust to the light
>"Sooo..."
>You move over tothe table in the corner, scooching one of the chairs out and gesturing for her to take a seat
>She does so, and you take the seat opposite
>And now, for the big question
"Sooo... How in the hell did you get here?"
>She clears her throat
>"Well, dearest hyooman..."

>>28286650
The derpibooru page 404'd and I can't find any of his comics

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>>28286907
this is great stuff
keep going when you get the chance

>>28286096
>Dude, let me in.I'm a fairy.

god i loved that thread.

>>28286650
>>28286322
>>28286638
>>28286924

bump
pls sauce

>>28286907
OHSHITSON SUDDEN PERSPECTIVE CHANGE HOLY SHIIII

>You are Queen Chrysalis
>You are Queen to the insect/equine hybrid race known as the "Changelings"
>And you have fucked up horribly
>So, after getting your haunches handed to you in your invasion of Canterlot, you were furious
>Enraged
>Absolutely livid
>Other words for angry
>How?
>How could they have beaten you so easily?!
>You planned everything down to the last Celestia-damned t!
>So after that failure, you might have been a bit... out of it
>After letting your hive build more, you might have started... harassing the Elements of Harmony a bit
>Oh, you know... Just...
>Occasionally sending out a few scouts to attack them every once in a while
>Making sure they don't feel safe... Even in their own home...
>Nothing special
>So, as it turns out, the Elements had found a new friend
>Who just happened to be The god of chaos, Discord
>Who also happened to be very protective of Fluttershy
>And didn't exactly appreciate having his best friend be assaulted right before him
>He might have taken it the wrong way
>You could say he wasn't too happy about your friendly... "reminders"
>In fact you could say he was so mad, he could've opened up a portal to some other dimension that you had no idea existed and thrown you in, knowing full well you couldn't fathom what was in store for you.
>And you'd be... Right on the money, actually
>You are Queen Chrysalis, and...

>"And I brought this all on myself..."
>Your bring your hand up to your mouth, absorbing all of this in
>So she was sent here by Discord after an incident involving Fluttershy...
>And now she's here
"Wait..."
>"Yes, Anon?"
"So if what you're telling me is true..."
"Then how do you know what humans are? Or the word waifu for that matter?"
>"Well you see Anon, I've been here for a good few... weeks, I want to say, and after some information gathering, from that thing you hyoomans call the internet, I... Discovered some things..."

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>>28286096
Let it in wtf else.

>>28287051
keep going

>>28287051
Oh God she became a weeb by smashing her fists on a keyboard in a library!

>>28287051
>Oh shit
"Do you know about the... Uh..."
>"I know about the show, yes."
>Oh
>Uh...
>Well then
>Dodged that bulle-
>WHOAWHOWOWOWOWHOA
>STOP THE TRAIN, CONDUCTOR MAN, SOMETHIN' SEEMS OFF HERE
"How did you get internet access?"
>"Well, after first arriving in this world, I did the first thing I could think of: Gather as much information as possible on where I was."
"Nonono, I mean, how did you find out about the internet and gain access to it?"
>"Oh. It's a long story."
"I've got time."
>You actually didn't have any time at all for her, but fuck it
>You figured you'd call in sick today
>This is MUCH more interesting than what a picky 7-year-old doesn't want to eat off of his plate which then gets given to you to wash off
>You can spare some time for this
>"Alright. Well you see, I was transported to this little farm in the countryside in the dead of night. After looking around, making sure I wasn't being watched I made my way into the nearest building, only to find myself in a stable."
>"After being unable to communicate with any of the horses there, I deduced that they were not sapient, at least like you and I are. So, after transforming into a mouse with some of the magic reserves I still held, I hid in the darkness, waiting for whatever was taking care of these animals. After all, If ponies didn't build the stable and other buildings, then who did?"
"Okay..."


>You had just explained to Anon how you had managed to gain access to the internet by following the farmer who owned the barn out of the stable and into his home, where you observed his actions. After discerning that the computer could gain access to new information that the farmer wanted (thanks to his son, whom you never saw yet were aware they communicated through what you now know as a "cellphone"), you figured you could find a way to get what information you needed without the farmer knowing.
>An easier task than you thought, thanks to the farmer using it sparingly.

>>28286096
>Think about my life
>An endless list of boring events with few girlfriends which didn't last enough
>Think about pain
>10 seconds of searing pain and fear followed by nothing
>open the door
"Eh, could be worse. Get in, buddy"

>>28286096
"I don't have a waifu"

>>28287260
>you knew it could have been risky
>you knew it could have been painful
>but nothing could have prepared you to what came next
>when they found you, the next morning, people was shocked and terrified
>You had became engaged to a changeling waifu
>For the rest of your lives

The horror.
The horror.

>>28287256
>After more explanations, including when you found out about the show (and the subsequent existential crisis), and the porn (and THAT existential crisis, followed by your critiquing of certain pieces which, you had to admit, were pretty good), you finally got to where you were now.
>By Celestia's cock that was unnecessarily long
>"One more question."
"Yes, Anon?"
>"Can you ONLY feed on love, because you look (at least somewhat) fed, and when I was checkin- I mean- looking at your-"
"No, if need be, Changelings CAN feed on things such as vegetables. However love is able to increase our abilities, both physical and magical. It's like the difference between eating pure sweets every day and eating more healthy foods every day, if you catch my meaning."
>"Ok, I can see that."
>Thank Luna that's all done and over with
>"Well, now that that's all out of the way..."
>"What are you going to do now?"
"Well, of course, I-"
>...
>Wait
>What WERE you going to do?
>Sure, you were resourceful and crafty when need be
>But then, you had at least a clear objective of some manner, an endgame
>Whether it be information gathering, survival, love stealing, you name it
>If the goal itself was clear and you knew there was a way, you'd find it.
>But now...
"I..."
>The weight of your situation decides to hit you even harder than it had when you were standing at Anon's door not minutes ago
"I..."
>Only now did you see just how deep the hole you dug was
"I don't..."
>You didn't know what to
>There was no magic here, no way of casting spells or even channeling it, besides the reserves you had when you were first dropped here
>Maybe some from love stealing, but even then, it was sparse amounts
>You didn't know what to do
"I-I..."
>Only now did you realize...
>...That you might never get home
"I don-..."
>Your eyes water
>You wish you were home
>You don't notice your body begin to tip to the side
>You were too lost in despair to hear Anon call your name when you fell from the chair

>>28287374
Go ahead

Does anyone have the green from the last thread where chrysalis falls for anon instead of eating him?

>>28287374
So is anyone putting this in a pastebin?

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>>28287374
moar?
also
is Anatomically correct horse teats allowed?

>>28287374
"Shit, Chrysalis, watch o-"
>She fell to the floor before you could catch her
>And from the looks of things, you don't think she cares
>"I-I-I just wanna go ho-ome..." you hear her choke out between sobs
>She's in the fetal position now
>Jesus, she's like an emotionally distressed eggroll with a side of existential trauma sauce
>Speaking of which, you should probably shoot Mr. Jones an email or something-
>"I-DON'T-KNOW-WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAA"
>'Cause this wasn't gonna be solved in 30 minutes with commercial breaks
>You kneel down and pick up the changeling queen, noticing how light she is
>After taking her to the living room and putting her on the couch you try your best to calm her down, being mildly successful
"Come on Chrissy, I'm sure there's gotta be SOME way back."
>After she gains some composure, Chrysalis tries her best to respond
>Tries, mind you
>After a few deep wails and sobs, she finally rebuts with some coherence
>"N-No there's not! Even if I somehow g-gained en-nough magical power from love t-to m-make a portal, I wouldn't even know how to get back from here!"
"Well- I mean you c- Perh- I- Uuhh.."
>Shit
>You have to say, she has a point
>Even with enough magic to make a portal, it can't just be as simple as stating "TAKE ME TO EQUESTRIA" or however.
>At least you think so
>Fuck, what WILL she do?
>...
>Fuck you were tired
>You had an idea
>But you were going to sleep on it
>Which is to say, you'd make a decision when your mind could better decide what to do
>You grabbed a blanket from the closet and wrapped it around her
"Alright, are you gonna be okay..."
>For whatever that's worth right now in her life
"...for now? Because all of this has just tuckered me out."
>After a few sniffles, she finally speaks
>"I-I think so."
"For tonight you can stay here. I'm gonna go get some rest. If you need anything, just holler."
>"Ok..."
"Good night Chrysalis."
>...
>"A-Actually..."

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>>28287505

>>28287505
>"A-Actually..."
Time to feed her some love, Anon ...

>>28286096
>rape

>>28286096

>It isn't Thorax

>>28287505
"I-"
>You tried to spit out what you wanted to say
"I don't-"
>Dammit Chrysalis, grow a pair and just spit it out
"I don't want to be alone... I'm scared, and... I just..."
>"*sigh*I got ya."
>Anon again picks you up and slings you over his shoulder, a pathetic sop that apparently needs coddling now
>This is what you get Chrissy
>This is what you get for antagonizing innocent ponies
>This is what you get for being a meanie-bo-beanie, as the pink party pony might say
"This is what I get for being such a-"
>"No."
"But this is all my fault. I'm just a-"
>"No."
"But I-"
>"No. Don't even start with that."
>You turn your head over to Anon, his face gripped with concern
"What do you mean?"
>"I get why you'd be so self-deprecating, but putting yourself down isn't going to help you right now."
"What does it matter? I'll never get back."
>"Not with THAT attitude you won't."
"Why would that matter?"
>"Well you learned your lesson didn't you?"
"If by lesson you mean 'terrorizing ponies only gets you more trouble than it's worth' then yes, I've learned my lesson."
>"Well, there's a positive right there."
"And...?"
>"Aaaaand I had something for this, but I don't know what to say now."
"Well, good job on forgetting whatever you had in store for me."
>"I'm tired, sue me."
>"Besides, I figured looking at the positives of things right now might help cheer you up a bit."
>It kinda did.
>Just barely
>A nominal amount, really
>But some nonetheless
>After reaching the bedroom, Anon pulls the covers back on his empty bed.
>He lays you on the bed and pulls the cover over your body, leaving only your head exposed.
>"Just hold up one second-"

>>28287728
Come on, I'm losing my boner!

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>>28287728
>All the teasing and no action.

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>>28286096
Oh fuck. It's thread back!

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>>28287374
>There was no magic here
You know not what you say

>>28287728
"-I gotta shoot my boss an email."
>You type away a quick excuse that you hope will convince your boss to give you the day off (family emergency)
>Finally, you send it and crawl in to bed next to Chrysalis
>"Compassion."
"What?"
>"Compassion. Your heart is filled with Compassion."
"Oh well there's no n-"
>"May I have some?"
>...
"Uhhh-"
>"Calm down, it's not as if I'll be ripping open your body and eating your heart whole."
>Well that image certainly did everything BUT calm you down
>"...I'll simply siphon some out by tapping your chest with my horn."
>"Please, just a little."
>...
"Alright, fine. Don't overdo it though."
>"Of course."
>Chrysalis brings her black horn down onto your chest, absorbing some of the love you hold
>It feels weird, having an emotion like that just sucked out of you
>But it's over before you know it
>"Thank you Anon."
"Sure."
>You didn't question how she detected your emotions for her.
>You were too sleepy
"*yawn* Good night, Chrysalis"
>She seems to wrap one of her hooves around your chest
>"Good night Anon"
>With any luck, by tomorrow morning you wouldn't be killed so your chest cavity can be used for holding her eggs


"*Yawn* Good morning Chrysalis"
>"Good Morning Anon"
>You jump a bit
>When did she wake up?
>"I woke up a few minutes ago."
>Ah. Alright then.
>"Tell me, do you humans usually breed in the morning?"
"No, why?" You ask, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes.
>"You seem to have quite the erection going."
"GAH!"
>This wakes you up
>You sit up and hear Chrysalis chuckling
>"I don't see what there is to be upset about. You have an erection. There's nothing wrong with that."
>Well at least she's happy, what with last night and all.
>She turns to you
>"So, have you decided what you will do with me, now that you're all rested?"
>...
>You have an answer
"For the time being, you can stay here with me."
>Her previous smile widens
"However, -"

>>28287939
>"- You have to promise me you will at least attempt to find a way home."
"I-"
>You knew it wasn't going to be easy, but now that you're not sleep-addled and love deprived, the portal idea wasn't actually that bad. You could probably find another way, given time
>Not that any of these ideas were concrete, but they were something
"-will do what I can."
>"Promise me."
>Fine, fine, no need to be stingy
"I promise."
>"Alright then. It's a deal."


And that was how Anon gained a bughorse pal. You can add lewdiness if you wish. I'm leaving this story open, since this is basically where I planned to end it, but I can definitely see how some people might want more. Now if you will excuse me, I just spent 8 hours on a green and it is currently 4:30 am over here. Peace

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>>28288010
Nice Green but now i will have a boner rest of the day.

>>28288010
100/100

>>28288010
It was very nice, thank you.

>>28288010
I LIKE IT

>tfw no qt changeling to protect

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>>28288519
>tfw

>>28288534
Just kill me now

>>28288010
Someone needs to continue this

>>28289044
Dubs

>>28289560
never post again

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>>28290035

>>28288274
>>28288200
>>28288068
>>28288032
Gotta admit, didn't expect this to get much attention. Glad y'all liked it

>>28287465
Here you go
http://pastebin.com/BrmDaMqm

>>28290245
Bump

>>28290852

>be anon
>Take in bug poni
>It says it eats emotions
>Im of the depression.
>Slightly concerned is not a edible emotion.
>Bug poni still pay rent, but eats my cereal. It can stay.
>Bug is starving.
>Mildly concerned intensifies
>Self hate is not an edible emotion.

>>28290245
added to the /bug/ pastebin

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>>28286096

>>28291852


>>28287413

?

>>28291912
>>28287413

How long ago was that thread?

I don't think that one is in the /bug/ pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd

>>28292093
It was another hey let me in thread, many months ago. How long exactly? Couldn't tell you.

But something like, "Tell me your fantacy mare and I'll be her for you to make love to before I kill you and eat you."
Then anon was all like, "can I do you as yourself?" Then they banged and Chryssi fell in love.

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>>28292294

Sorry, don't recall that one.

The only semi-recent one I can remember is the one with 3 wishes which was amazing:

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26805648/

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does anyone have the green where anon and a changling become bros and shenanigans ensue? I think at one point they got arrested.

>>28286096
>Rip door off its hinges
>Give her the snuggling of a lifetime
>Bonus points if I'm hypnotized into being her slave

>>28292725
Changebro
http://pastebin.com/jkX31R5r

>>28287029
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-shoutingisfun

>>28286096

>>28292294
I remember this

Page 9 bump

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Wah wah bumpalump

I love bugpony 2bh fäm

rib

>>28286907
>mfw I google ovipositor

Bamp

>>28298380
>mfw you have no face

>>28292512
>This site can’t provide a secure connection

>>28296814
-->>>28290035

>>28286096
hot damn, I'd love to write for this thread, but I can't do so because I never finished my old changeling story

>>28300534
Here's the pastebin instead:

http://pastebin.com/M1kyf9v0

>>28286096
>husbando

>>28286096
>Let her in
>http://i.imgur.com/khNGBGp.jpg
>Wash, rinse, repeat

>>28302540
what the fuck

does she have two vaginas or something

>>28302540
>anal
>not wanting to fuck this
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/8/3/65982.gif
Its like getting a handjob while you fuck

>>28302732
Why don't her tendrils just hold her egg lair open?

>>28302732
Yikes

>>28302732
>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/8/3/65982.gif
Noooice
Though in all honesty I've just never understood why you'd want to do anal when there's a perfectly good vagina right there.

>>28303135
My fucking nigga. The breedhole is there for a reason.

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>>28301184
Mfw I posted both of those in this thread

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Bumping

boop

>>28303149
Christ, that pose must have broken at least three bones, including her spine.

>>28286096
http://rs998.pbsrc.com/albums/af110/nbdeadgirl/Supernatural/Dean/tumblr_lgdy8rJekT1qa4805.gif~c200

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>>28303195
I use this for my main monitor (upscaled to 1440p with Waifu2X).

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>>28303195
...and this on the side monitors (mirrored depending on which side they're on). Cut away the watermark because it was bothering me, don't know which artist did it.

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>>28303195
And the backup for the secondary monitors. Agan mirrored depending which side it's on.

more bug words when?

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>>28307718
That is a good comic.

>>28308513
M-more?

Heyyyy what's up
Bug horse anon>>28286413 here

It would seem to me that the people wish for more insectoid equines!
That and I've been wanting to continue this myself so y'know
HAIL 2 U!

>1 week has passed
>As it turns out, Chrissy thinks that the portal idea isn't too bad
>You were pretty sure she was crying about how that wouldn't work when you found her
>But apparently, with you now being a possibly consistent source of love, she says she could probably whip one up given time
>And there was that damned elephant in the room
>Time
>She herself admits that she doesn't know exactly how long it would take to gather all of the needed love
>But as she states herself:
>"If you were to feed me that same amount of love that you did the night we first met every day , it would take..."
>She does some calculations in her head for a moment, then-
>"Around 47 and a half months"
>Mmmhmm
>Basically 4 years
>4 years of having to house an insect-equine from a children's cartoon show
"Let's make that a last resort, shall we?"
>"Exactly what I was thinking. Which is why I have a much quicker, if less plausible and indirect way of insuring my route home."
"Really? What might that be?"
>"I could... possibly... send a letter."
"...Send a letter."
>"Well, it's not as-"
>"Actually it is basically just that"
"So, what's the problem?"
>"There's only a few ponies powerful enough to cross universal barriers like I would need to."
>Well, there's Celestia
>...Whose home she attacked, so that's basically a no
>Cada-
>No, definite no
>Discord?
>The guy who sent her here.
>Yeeaaahno
>...
>Luna?
>...perhaps
>Mind you, her home was also attacked, considering she's Celly's sister
>But she would empathize with this sort of thing
>Though 4 years trapped in the human world is NOTHING to 1,000 on the moon
>And what with the Mane 6 being her friends and all...
>It was, unfortunately, her closest shot as of yet, but at the same time...
"Maybe we put that in our back pocket for now."

>>28308513
I really need to find a batch downloader for derpibooru that supports tags

>>28308910
>>28308890
The authors name is shoutingisfun on derpibooru

>>28308905
"Are you sure, Anon?"
>"Well, the only person who'd consider helping you is Luna and-"
"-Pony, Anon. The only pony."
>"And, that PONY would only bother considering because she'd empathize with your situation. Other than that, she has no reason to care."
>Hmm
>Anon has a point
>But if not her, than who?
>...
>Damn it all.
"So, for now, I might as well focus on the portal. I'm sure another possibility will turn its head soon enough."
>"...Kay, well, I gotta head for work, so... see ya later."
"Oh, could you please pick a pack of baby carrots for me?"
>"Sure, see-
>Before stepping out the door, Anon turns to face you
>"Actually, before I go..."
>"How could you know I was feeling compassion the first time we met?"
>You give a look that couldn't possibly be interpreted as anything but "Really Anon?"
>"Oh don't give me that. You know what I mean."
"Well, if you must know, changelings are born with a sixth sense."
>"...You can see dead people?"
"No, you dolt, it's an empathy sense. We can sense other's emotions. Why would you think changelings could see dead people?"
>"Oh, no, I wasn't seri- you see, I- I was making a reference... that was probably lost on you bec- yeah, never mind. I'm heading out. Later!"
>With that, Anon leaves the building, having escaped his need to explain that joke to you.
>Now you're alone for the day, Anon only coming home around 5:00 in the evening.
>It seemed Anon's job was a quite literal "9 to 5," which you didn't understand the meaning of beyond the actual time mentioned.
>You had spent the last week with him
>Apparently, whatever excuse he used to get out of work was good enough to warrant that long off
>With luck, nopo-
>...noBODY would realize he had spent that time catching you up on everything the human world had to offer through the internet
>It was quite time-consuming, but that knowledge was quite captivating
>Now, what to do...
>...onto Anon's computer it is!

>>28303600
I-I knew that! Stupid...

>>28309462
>Anon had only allowed you onto his computer while he was with you...
>...but surely he didn't expect you to just sit around all day did he?
>Really, he should have given you something to do
>If only to push away the ever-encroaching boredom you would now have to deal with
>You head for his room, passing by the guest room he had set up for you
>It was quite... minimal
>A bed, a nightstand, a closet with nothing in it
>Basic, but you didn't expect to be a permanent guest, so no reason to make it homey, or anything of that nature
>You peek your head through the door into his room
>Messy, as always
>Seems he's not willing to clean up even with a guest in his house
>Hmmph
>You walk over to the computer desk, awkwardly stumbling onto the chair
>Doing your best despite your hooves, you attempt to login
>After 2 tries, you finally get the password correct
>It was Dojyaa~n
>Apparently it was from a manga called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
>So, what to search for first...
>What was that reference he mentioned?
>"You can see dead people?"
>Welp, that's a start
>Did you mean: ''I'' can see dead people?
>That's probably it
>Eventually this leads you to watching "The Sixth Sense," directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>Quite the film
>You wondered what else the director did
>You decide to check out more films from this M. Night Shy amazing
>-Shyamalan, Shyamalan is his name
>Humans have weird names

MEANWHILE...

"Shit, I didn't give her anything to do."
>You instantly regret leaving her alone
>Of fucking course you'd forget one of the most important things in a situation like this
>You forgot to keep her occupied while you were gone
>FUCK
>This won't end well
>" 'ey, Anon. C'mon. You're slacking."
"Shit, sorry Bob."

>You just watched a collection of movie by M. Night SHAMadong
>And BOY do you regret it
>Sixth Sense? Great
>Unbreakable? Amazing
>Signs? Bad at best
>Lady in the Water? Shit
>The Happening?
>"Whaaat? Noooo!"
>You had to wash your brain somehow
>...
>...porn?

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>>28309965
You're doing great so far. Keep it up.

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>>28309965
>You had to wash your brain somehow
>...
>...porn?

I like the way this bug thinks.

>>28309965
>You had seen porn of YOURSELF...
>Which you had basically coped with at this point...
>...but what of humans?
>If there's porn of something from a cartoon on the internet...
>Surely there's TONS of human porn
>You decide to search, your curiosity only matched by your need to wipe your mind of the questions upon questions you had for those atrocities you had just seen
>Like, really? Water?
>The aliens-
>Who are weak to WATER AND WOOD-
>WOULD DEC-
>Buck, nope
>OUT OF YOUR MIND, STUPID PLOT HOLES
>TOO BUSY WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY TO FOCUS ON YOU!
>You finally pull up a video on "Pornhub"
>Something about a Czech woman being paid for public sex
>You start the video
>You were pretty sure humans were more prudish about sex
>At least, America was
>What with its religious beginnings
>You guess Czechoslovakia is more lenient about that sort of thing
>And when you got down to it, legalizing prostitution here would probably serve to help wi-
>You turn back to the video to find them finally going at it
>Apparently the woman owned a bar that the cameraman visited
>It was after hours and they were bucking on a table
>At first, you weren't too interested
>But then they actually proceeded with coitis
>Something about it...
"hugnhh..."
>You unknowingly lower your hoof to your flanks and start rubbing your labia
"Hmmmmmmhmm..."
>It was so bucking hot...
"Mmmfuuchh..."
>It was so dangerous to do...
>Someone could be watching them(from the window, not the camera like intended)
>You imagined a human just going at it with you
>The first thing that came to mind...
>That night with Anon
>You imagined him holding you down
>At this point, your position on the chair had changed to reveal your now soaking pussy
>Him forcing his big bucking cock in your tight cunt
"Hhhhhaauhhh... hhaaauuffuuckk..."
>You weren't even paying attention to the video at that point
>This fantasy of yours has you dripping like mad
"Ffuuuckmypussyanon..."
"Fucckmydirrtyfuckingcunt..."

>>28310303
Welp, there it is.
I needed something to jerk off to tonight.
I guess I found it.

>>28310303
MEANWHILE
"She's using my goddamn computer..."
>You fucking know it
>You don't ACTUALLY know but you ca-
>"ANON, Table 5!"
"SHIT, RIGHT"

AAAAND BACK TO THE SHOW

>Ohhhhcelesstia youu were clooosse
"HHHNNNGAAAAH"
"HhhhuuaaahsyuaaaaaaaAAAAAAHH-"
>At this point you're reduced to nothing but shrill yelps as you climax
>Your vision goes fuzzy as you feel your pussy ejaculate land in your open mouth
*COUGH- HACK*
>You begin to cough as you come to your senses, bringing yourself to your haunches and hacking up your own juices
>You look down to see the stream of cum you brought about begin to slow down, dripping onto the hardwood floor
>Now that your back fully, your first thought
>You just fantasized about Anon
>That...
>...yeah
>That just happened
>MMMHM
>YUP
>Fuck
>Wait, fuck?
>That's something you'd hear Anon say when frustrated
>It's almost like the human version of "buck"
>Well, fu-
>BUCK
>Buck
>Second thought
>You've just squirted all over the place
>He'll know you were in his room
>On his computer
>Shit
>You didn't want to know what would happen if he found out
>You're already burdening him by having him provide room, board and love
>He wouldn't just throw you out...
>...would he?
>...
>...You hope to Celestia he doesn't
>You can survive well enough for a while, but...
>...no
>He won't find out
>Speeding down the hall as fast as your quaking legs would allow, you quickly open a drawer with your mouth and grab one of the rags
>HAVETOGETRIDOFTHEEVIDENCEHAVETOGETRIDOFTHEEVIDENCE
>BUCKBUCKBUCLBUCKBUCKBUCKBUUUUUU-

*30 minutes later*

>The door opens, Anon enters and sees you sitting, waiting like an obedient dog
>As long as you get to stay, you don't care how degrading this is
>You just need to make sure he doesn't notice anything's off
>"Hey, Chrissy."
"Why hello AnoN!"
>Your voice cracks as the cloth you used to stop your dripping falls off your genitals, brushing your winking clitoris

>>28310771
Yes

>>28310771
>"Uhhhh, you alright? Is that a washcloth?"
>CELESTIAFUCKINGDAMMITHE'SGETTINGSUSPICIOUS!
>ThinkofsomethingthinkofsomethingTHINKOFSO-
"I was drinking some water out of the faucet earlier and some of it got onto the floor. Not wanting to make a mess, I cleaned it up and-"
>You quickly pick the rag up with both hooves-
"-I forgot where I left it?"
>...
>"Ooooookay then..."
>He casually puts the bag of baby carrots you requested onto the couch
>"So that reference I made this morning... it was from this movie called Sixth Sense."
"I-"
>You stop yourself as fast as you can bring yourself to
>CAN'T LET HIM KNOW
>"What was that?"
"Iiii was thinking we could watch a movie tonight. Maybe we could watch that?"
>"Yeah, sure-"
>He starts stepping towards his room, your heartbeat like a speed metal bass drum
>He enters...
>...And no angry shouts or yells of any kind
>You're in the clear
>Speaking of speed metal
>You had to wonder why Equestria didn't have such variety in music
>There were a few recognizable genres: Country, Classic, Orchestral, Electronic
>But no rock of any kind
>No glam
>No prog
>No metal of any variety
>Seriously, when you get down to it-
>Equestria seemed kind of LACKING in compari-
>"CHRISSY. GET IN HERE."
>FUCK
>NO
>How
>HOW
>YOU TOOK EVERY PRECAUTION
>YOU MADE HIS ROOM LOOK EXACTLY LIKE IT DID BEFORE YOU WENT IN
>YOU CLEANED UP EVERYTHING
>...
>Maybe that's it
>Maybe he noticed how clean everything looked
>Got suspicious
>No
>You're being paranoid
>This is not the time for that!
>You step into his room, prepared for the worst
>"So..."
>He turns the monitor, revealing-
>-your internet history
>"Didn't know you were into that sort of thing," he states with a wry grin
>MOTHERBU-

>>28310884
Good

>>28310884
Haha oh the bane of my existence

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>>28286096
>open door
"You already are."

>>28310955
Should had 69% missed chance imo

>>28310884
>You had to admit, she hid it well
>Good excuse for the rag on her ass
>Nearly slipping at the mention of the Sixth Sense, but recovering well enough (she probably got curious about the reference and googled it)
>The cleanliness of the house (seemed a little too clean at first, but you blew it off as paranoia
>But of course~
>There's always something that gives it away
>You don't have a college roommate and NOT get suspicious as to his intentions
>At least with the roommate YOU had
>He was suspicious as FU-
>"Please don't throw me out"
>...?
>"I'm sorry."
>She walks over to you, grabbing onto you and shaking
>Ooooh she's breaking down again
>She hadn't done that since the night you two met
>"I-I didn't mean to..."
"Chrissy, calm down."
>Did you really give off that vibe?
>Did she really think you didn't want her around?
>Granted the whole point of the deal you made was that she would attempt to get home, but still...
>"I'm sorry..."
"Chrissy, Chrissy"
>"I'm sorry..."
>Jesus
>How bad did she have it out there?
>Obviously enough that she-
>"-will do anything to stay. Please..."
"Chrissy, listen to me. LOOK AT ME."
>She does as asked, here watery eyes reflecting your face
"Yes, you messed up a bit. You did something you shouldn't have. But I promised you I'd let you stay here and have as much love as you need if you do your part. You have been and I'm not going back on that just because you went on my computer, ok?"
>"Sorry, I just... I didn't want to have to go back to-"
"Hey, no need to apologize, alright?"
>She sniffs and nods her head
"You feel better?"
>You smile, trying your best to seem eased and relaxed
>She looks up at you
>"A bit..."
"What say we watch something funny, eh? Turn our minds off and just laugh at something stupid."
>"*sniff* Sure..."
"Well, don't worry your cute little booty, 'cause what we're watching will be great... in the sense that it's so bad it's good."
>"I watched The Happening today."

>Not just giving her the D.

>>28311007
"Oh, don't get me wrong, that movie is a living fucking meme, but what I have in store is a work of true... Breenius."
>"What's Breenius?"
"Tonight, we're indulging in what might be some of the most horribly directed, shittily edited schlock this side of Tommy Wiseau's fake accent. Tonight, I ask you to prepare for the apeshit-insane masterpieces of the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND... Neil Breen."


AAAAND there we go. Chapter 2.
Thanks for reading

>>28311054
I need ch. 3 nigger

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>>28311045
Patience, child.
The bug SHALL be fugged in due time.

>>28311064
You are truest of all men anon

>>28309293
What?

>>28311061
And I need sleep.
Chapter 3 will be up "soon." I'm about to get a job at a hardware store and I'm not sure how much time I'll have to write until I get it. But I should have it out before then, I think.

>>28286096
Silly bughorse, you are already my waifu. Get inside so i can come inside.

I will keep this alive so I can read it later.

>>28311077
Looking forward to it. Never taken the time to appreciate bug horse before. WHAT A NEW AND MAGICAL WORLD

>>28311077

Oh boy, the wonders of reality.

Reckon you might get under Anon's skin then with the stuff at the store..

Anyway. Will be awaiting this thing. Stuff's good.

>>28296814
the end of times

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>>28311075
Would you say I've entered...
...the True Man's World?

bug bump

>>28313289

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>>28311077
Nice green. Looking forward to more.

>>28314912
That pics cute

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>>28315584

I am posting on this topic to supposedly 'bump' it to first page, thus ensuring it stays alive longer.

Niggerjew

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>>28311077
Enjoying it man, but one question, cameo with that fucker Rich Evans when?

More, please!

Bamp

>>28311054
You are still hear right

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>>28286096
>You stomp over to the door
"DID YOU FORGET YOU FUCKING KEY AGAIN YOU BLACK BITCH?"
>You practically rip the door of its hinges
"ITS THREE IN THE MORNING AND HERE YOU ARE, THROWING ROCKS AT MY WINDOW AND COMING WITH SUCH A CHEESY LINE"
>"Also I'm horny as hell!"
"... let me grab a whiskey and I'll see you in bed you sexy beast"

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Bug

Bamp

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Unrelated bump to break up the mass bumps this thread seems to keep using

How do you feel the characters are portrayed in the current story? Pretty good? Couple of flaws?

>>28322359
Thats a lot of bug ladies

>>28324417

Did you guys know there are anons out there right now who don't think that Chryssy is the sexiest piece of ass in all of Equestria? It's a horrifying thought.

>>28327631

You said it man.

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>>28327631

>>28327631
chryssy is top tier, but celestia, fluttershy, and moondancer are up there too

>>28311054
CHAPTER 3 BOOOOYYYS
HAIL 2 U!

>1 month in
"Check"
>Chrissy said she's decided to send that letter
>Chrysalis examines the chessboard
>She says there's a problem though
>She moves a piece with her mouth, taking her out of check
>She doesn't know what to say
>You look upon the field, compiling a strategy
>You can tell it isn't that though
>You move one of your pieces, hoping to get her back in check
>There's something else
>She leans back in her chair, crossing her forehooves and eyeing the board
>You can tell she's hesitant, but why?
>She puts a hoof to her chin
>Is she afraid of the response?
>She opens her mouth to move a piece, but closes it in hesitation
>She knows that she'll more than likely be brought back much earlier if she sends it
>Looking at her, you see Chrissy deep in thought
>She's been using little if any magic, saving it up
>After some time, she at last makes a move
>So what's the hold up?
>You move a piece, not really interested in the game, instead focused on Chrysalis
>You had to admit, she was a challenge
>She raises her eyebrows and looks at you in a face that says "are you even trying?"
>It was interesting playing with her
>You inattentively move a piece
>How she'd focus all of her brain power on the game
>At least from what you saw
>This could be child's play to her for all you knew
>Yet if it was, why would she look like she was taking it seriously?
>She moves a piece while you're in this state of observation
>"Checkmate"
>Wait, what?
>You're sure you-
>But-
>Maybe-
"Damnit!"
>"Well, look who gets to take out the trash?"
>You give off an annoyed groan
>"Well you shouldn't have been slacking like that if you didn't want to do it."
>You didn't mind losing, or taking out the trash
>But did she have to go so overkill?
>She still had every piece, sans a rook and a bishop
>You?
>Your king, three pawns and a knight
>Oh well, at least she enjoyed herself, judging from her happy look
>That eases the burn a little

>>28330928
A bit short for my taste :P

>>28330928
>You get up from your seat, and open up the trash bin, taking the liner
>She seems to be less anxious around you now
>You're glad she's relaxed a bit
>You take the liner out to the can outside and dump it
>If nothing else, she seems less likely to freak out than before
>You head back inside and spot Chrysalis running at a brisk pace on your old treadmill that you brought out of storage
>She needed SOMETHING to do aside from surf the internet, and she couldn't go outside
>Besides, maybe it'll get you motivated to workout
>...Nah
>It was in storage for a reason
>At least someone's putting it to use
>Or somepony, rather
>You approach and lean on the wall next to it
"Question."
>"...Yes?..."
"You feed on love right? What kinds of love are there?"
>"Well... there's romantic love, obviously. But there's also things like companionate love (like a deep friendship), compassion (which you know about), impassion, ejaculate, aaand altruistic lo-"
"Wait, what was that last one?"
>"Altruistic love? It's a love of everypony. Li-"
"No, sorry, the one before that one."
>"Oh, ejaculate? Yeah, it counts as a form of love."
"So you can technically feed on-"
>"-yes, and from both sexes too."
"...No shit?"
>"Yeah."
"Like, semen AND sq-"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"EEEEYYYY ANON, YOU HOME DUDE?"
>Who could be kno-
>Wait
>SHIT
>"Shit, who's at the door?!" Chrysalis whispers, turning off the treadmill
>Fuck, you could've sworn he said he'd come by Sund-
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"Shit, Chrysalis, hide!"
>"Who's that?
"Bobby, a friend from work. I kind of told him he could come over today."
>"Why?! You do realize you're harboring a-"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"Just hide!"
>She gives a displeased grunt and runs to her room
>With that, you head to the door and open it
"Hey dude, what's up?"

>>28331862
>(like a deep friendship)
why is this here

did she say the parenthesis

>>28331936
>he doesn't say the parenthesis when he talks

>>28332076
>he doesn't put a > before starting a story

>>28331936
Yeah, I realize I probably should have put commas instead. My bad.

>>28331862
>"Duuuude, it's good to see you. How ya been?"
>In the doorway stood Bobby, a white bald toothpick of a man.
"Oh, I've been fine. Same old, same old."
>"Good, good. Man, it's been a while since I've been here. May I?"
"Yeah, come on in!"
>Bobby walked into the living room, his eyes wandering all over the place
>"Do you keep the blinds closed all day?"
>Well, when you keep a shapeshifting horse in your house all day, you can't exactly afford to keep your blinds open
>"Hey, is that a treadmill?"
"Yeah, though I have to admit, I never use it."
>"Yet you have one."
>"I figured having easy access to one would motivate me to exercise."
"How's that working out?"
>"I think you mean 'How are YOU working out?"
>"Well, how ARE you working-"
"Not at all."
>"Ah, a bust then."
"Yup."
>Bobby begins heading for your room
>"Hey, you still have your old fightstick? I broke mine a couple of days ago and I was hoping to borrow it."
>Oh shit, think of something quick!
"You want something to eat? I got some leftover pizza if you want it."
>"Nah man, I already ate."
>Damnit, he's gonna find Chrysalis!
>You have to do something QUICK!
>What do you do?!
>Bobby passes by Chrysalis' door
>FirstthingthatcomestomindDOITDOITDOITDOIT
"I'm gay."
>"..."
"..."
>...
>Fucking WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

And I gotta go for now. Not the end of the chapter, but I am on a phone in the middle of the mall on 4% battery with no charger. I'll be back soon.

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>>28332605
Well, I fucked up the dialogue a bit. It's meant to go-
>"Yet you have one."
"I figured having easy access to one would motivate me to exercise."
>"How's that working out?"
"I think you mean, how are YOU working out?"
Fuck
Anyways, back on computer!

>"No you're not."
"How would yo-"
>"I introduced you to Jessica."
>Shit, right
>"What's up with you ma-"
>*cue FFZZZAP*
>"......what was that?"
>Oh goddamnit Chrysalis, what are you doing now?
>Bobby turns to investigate where he heard the noise
>Oohhhhhno he's in Chrissy's room
>You walk in behind him
>Chrissy, please tell me you're not in here
>Bobby's standing in front of the closet door
>Nonononono
>He slowly (at least to you, so full of adrenaline) opens the closet door...
>oH SWEET JESUS NO
>...to find nothing inside but a broken bulb hanging from the ceiling
>ohthankgod
>*phew*
>"Huh... could have sworn I heard something."
>...Wait, wasn't that bulb just fine before
>"So anyways, about that fightstick..."
"Yeah, I'll go grab it from my room."
>"Nah man, I got it."
>You follow Bobby into your room, hoping he doesn't get much more inquisitive
>He turns on the light and...
>...nothing suspicious
>good, good
>"Uh, Anon, what's that in your closet?"
>fffffFFFFFFFFFFF-
>He points to a stuffed Twilight Sparkle on your dresser
>Okay, we're good
"Ohhhh, uh, well-"
>"Do you watch My Little Pony?"
"...yeah."
>"Oh. didn't know that."
"You don't care...?"
>"No. I honestly don't give a shit about it, but like what you like."
>You let out an audible sigh
>"Is that why you were acting all weird just a minute ago?"
>No, it's because I have fucking changeling in my house
"Yeah."
>"...You alright, man? You seem on edge?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
>...
>"...Alright man, but you're acting kinda weird."
>For the next few hours, you and Bobby talk and play games
>Chrysalis, meanwhile...

>Damnit Anon, you almost had me found out!
>How about next time you invite over a friend, you tell your current guest?!

>>28333763
>Damnit Anon, you almost had me found out!
supposed to be 2nd Person
>Damnit Anon, he almost had you found out!
FUCK

>Now, thanks to him, you've had to use up some of your magic reserves!
>Just wonderful
>If nothing else, you feel safe in the knowledge that this 'Bobby' character won't be finding you again
>Now that you're a mouse and all
>Now that that's all done and done, you think you can head out from under the bed, what with all that time you'd been hiding
>Thankfully, you were able to slip away from the closet without either of them noticing
>You walk out of your room and head down the hall towards the living room, sticking to the shadows
>Is it nighttime already?
>You could have sworn it was much brighter when you were in here before
>You don't remember falling asleep...
>Never mind that
>There you find the both of them sitting on the couch, playing some game on Anon's PS4
>Street Fighter V
>They don't seem to notice your rodent body enter the room
>So you slink to the wall and sneak over to the couch
>After some failed attempts, you successfully climb up the side
>You decide to rest on the edge and watch their goings-on
>They seem to be quite the pair
>It was nice seeing Anon be able to interact with someone other than you for a change
>Gave you a nice change from the Anon you normally saw
>He seemed more open and talkative
>Not that he didn't talk to you, mind, but he had obviously known this human for longer
>They must be really good friends
>...
>Maybe you could take just a bit o-
>"Anon, there's a mouse on your couch."
>Shit, you've been found!
>You ready yourself to jump off the couch, but are stopped by a large hand grabbing you
>"Don't worry I got it."
>Anon has grabbed you and is headed to the door
"Anon, wait, it's me, Chrysalis!"
>He doesn't answer until he has opened the door and put you on the ground
>"Sorry Chrysalis, it'll only be a minute."
>He closes the door

1 HOUR LATER

>>28334325
>one hour later
So he IS gay

>>28334325

>The door finally opens to Bobby, walking out with Anon behind him
>"Hey, thanks for having me over Anon!"
>"No problem, dude. Have a good night!"
>"You too!"
>...
>"Hey Chrysalis, you still here?"
>You walk out in mouse form from behind his garbage cans
"How about next time you invite a friend, you tell me?"
>"Sorry, I must have forgotten. Come on in."
>You walk back in and transform back into your normal form
"Well, thanks to that, I've had to waste my magic hiding."
>"Again, I apologize. It had been a while since we had last hung out and-"
"No need to explain yourself. You have friends outside of the one currently living in your home."
>"You consider me your friend?"
"Well, after all the time we've spent together, I'd like to think so."
>"Sorry, just... didn't expect to become friends with Queen Chrysalis."
"Nonetheless, warn me next time, alright?"
>"Yeah."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a letter to send."
>You walk into your room and grab the letter to Luna requesting help from under your bed
>Wrapping it in your magic, you cast a spell, causing the paper to burn up in magical flame, turn to dust and fly away.
>Anon walks in and watches all of this
>"Huh, kinda looks like dragonfire."
"It's basically the same, but in spell form."
>"So you finally sent it, huh?"
"I figured there was no point in delaying any longer. If she won't have me back, I'll have to go back myself. She would simply speed up the process."
>"So how long until she responds?"
"I couldn't tell you if I wanted to."
>And you are now basically out of magic
>Goody
>The letter was sent though, so there's that.


This chapter was certainly... rushed. Not my best work, but I'll try and do better next time.
Thanks for reading

>>28334461
Love this green, thanks for continuing.

>>28286096
I say HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

>>28334461
really enjoyin the story mang

>>28334461
I like it! Good work!

>>28334461
>Not my best work,
Meh... its fine. Looking forward to more

>>28336542
This

>>28339235

>>28340389

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>>28334461
You're doing just fine. Simply take your time with your next chapter. There's no need to rush.

>>28342265

>>28342839

>>28343276

>>28343817

[waiting intensifies]

>>28308513
I bet it's just one of those "lol u expected them to have sex u pervert xD"

bug queen is not for sexual

>>28308905
>HAIL 2 U
So where's the part where you rip out my flesh writefag

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Boop

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Who wouldn't want to snuggle with her?

>>28347499
I would give her my love.

>>28347522
How deep is your love?

>>28347564
Several inches

>>28348110
So a pretty standard vagina?

hug the bug

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Writefag will surely return, we just have to wait.

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this is a skeleton thread now

>>28349467
2spook

>>28349467
That made me mildly uncomfortable

>>28349376
Kekekekekekekekekeke....
Those FOOLS think that I, the writefag, am gone...
When in fact...
I'M STILL LURKING THIS THREAD!
AND THEY SHALL THINK I HAVE A LIFE...
WHEN IN REALITY...
I'M HOPELESSLY DEPRESSED AND LONELY!!!!
*Cue evil laugh
that ever so slowly turns into chokes and sobs*
*Cue fetal position on-floor*
...*sniff*...
...I guess I could write more
HAIL 2 U!

>5 months in
>Chrysalis has gained back her power from before and then some
>Though, naturally, she still refuses to use it
>You've passively been letting her take more love from you
>Not much else has happened
>Until-
>*BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEE-*
>*SLAM*
>You rise from your comforter
"Fuuuuuck me, what time is-"
>10:30 AM
>...ZAWA...ZAWA...ZAWA...ZAWA...
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
>You bash your door open, and head to the bath room, making sure to take as quick a shower as possible
>FUUUUUUUCK
>YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK
>MR. JONES HAS BEEN ON YOUR ASS LATELY
>LAST THING YOU NEED IS TO BE LATE FOR WORK!
>You dash out the bathroom when Chryaslis comes from her room, yawning
>"*Yaawwwn* Anon, what's wr-"
"I'M LATE FOR WOOOOOORRK!"
>You grab a piece of toast in your mouth
>You grab your wallet
>You grab your phone
>You grab your Chrysalis, forgetting that she's perfectly fine staying at home
>"a-ANON! WAIT!"
>In your mad rush to grab your things, you can't even notice that you've grabbed her
>And are now throwing them (and her) in the backseat
>"ANON, IT'S ME! YOU'RE THROWING ME IN- DAMMIT ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
>You drive to work, still hoping beyond hope that you have a job

*A FEW MINUTES LATER*

>You arrive at work, parking your car
>You turn around to tell Chrysalis to wait here since you don't know what to have her do while you-
>"ANON, SNAP OUT OF IT!"
>Like that, you're out of it...
>...and you take in your surroundings, realizing that you've just taken Chrysalis with you to work

>>28349467
Sexy hips

>>28350353
HE LIVES

>>28350353
I read that sooooo fucking fast

>>28350353
We are gonna get blue balled
He's not gonna go back with her to equestria and they not gonna fug

>>28350725
Patience is a virtue, my friend.

>>28350353
>'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AIN'T TODAY GOIN' JUST DAAAAAANDY ANON?' You think to yourself in the voice of Mr. Meeseeks
>You sigh, letting the mistakes you've made so far today soak in as you rest your head on the car's steering wheel
>'RIGHT YOU ARE ANON! TODAY'S JUST BEEN A-M-A-ZING!'
>You don't even bother looking up and at Chrysalis as you open your door and step outside
>'HEY ANON, I WAS THINKIN' OF COMMITIN' SUICIDE LATER! YOU WANNA JOIN IN?'
>You peer inside at Chrysalis, whose gone from confused, to angered, and now to concerned
"I, uh, I'll try and get you back home during lunch, okay?"
>'WHY SURE, ANON. THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL!'
>You close the door before Chrysalis has the chance to speak
>'WHAT KINDA SUICIDE DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?'
>Still gripping your car door's handle, you violently shake it, eventually raising your hands and giving up
>'I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT HAVIN' MYSELF A GOOD OLD SHOTGUN SANDWICH.'
>You walk into work with the worst expectations and no hopes
>'I'VE NEVER HAD A SHOTGUN SANDWICH, BUT IT SOUNDS DEEEEEEEEELISH! MMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM!'

>Well, didn't expect Anon to do that
>You've always wondered how stressful his job was
>Whenever you brought it up, he didn't really elaborate
>Just shrugged and said "It's a job"
>Is it though?
>Anon had been a bit more stressed than usual lately
>But when did this start?
>You think back ov-
>Wait, it's obvious
>He's been letting you take more love over time
>That's probably tiring him out more
>It was like that with Shining
>He also started getting more fatigued
>He needed 3 cups of coffee just to get to the altar!
>Maybe you should keep it at a set level
>You may be trying to head home
>But there's no need to kill the person housing you as it is
>You look over the back seat of Anon's car to see him enter the restaurant
>Not a bad place, quite classy actually
>You then see Anon get approached by someone in a tie

>>28350825
>"Anon, could you see me in my office, please?"
>'OOOOOH GOODY. THE BOSS IS GONNA BE TALKIN' DIRECTLY TO YOU ANON! AIN'T THAT WONDERFUL?'
>You don't even bother putting up any sort of resistance
>'YOU BETCHYER BOOTY IT IS!'
>You trudge over to the office with Mr. Jones, your head hung down like a slave with a chained collar being pulled to the whipping post
>'WHATCHA THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW ANON?'
>He opens the door for you and you slink in, ready for unemployment
>'I'M BETTIN' ANON'S GONNA GET FIRED, ANON.'
>You sit on the chair opposite to his desk, ad he sits in it, rubbing his forehead and pulling his short black hair back
>"Alright Anon, you have to understand..."
>'HERE IT COMES, ANON. YOU READY?'
>"I know that no one can ever be at their peak all the time..."
>'HOW'S IT FEEL BEIN' TALKED DOWN TO BY MR. BOSS MAN, ANON?'
>"But, I'm sorry, your performance has just gone down the drain..."
>'FEELS PRETTY GOOD, ANON. FEELS PRETTY GOOD'
>"I know you're a hard and reliable worker, Anon..."
>At this point, the Mr Anonseeks had just died off, now replaced by your anxiety for the future and a deep pit
>"And I just have to wonder, what's going on?"
>Oh if only it were that easy
>'Well Mr. Jones, I'm currently housing and feeding my love to an insect-equine hybrid known as Queen Chrysalis from the popular TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"'
>Instead you offer-
"I couldn't tell you if I wanted to, Mr. Jones..."
>"*sigh* Well then I'm so-"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Mr. Jones looks up from you to the door and shouts "Come on in."
>And In walks..
>A tall, slender woman with alabaster skin...
>Pitch black hair that went down to her shoulders, with dark green highlights...
>Forest green lipstick and nail polish...
>...Wearing a green and black plaid shirt and skintight jeans.
>Wait, she can turn into a human?
>You didn't doubt her ability to change, since that's her race's trademark, but...
>She probably wasted shit tons of magic to get into that form!
>Why?

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>>28350973
this is getting good
I'm prepared for laughs and feels
go for broke, writefriend

>>28350973
>"Are you Mr. Jones?"
>"Yes. May I ask who you are?
>"I'm Christina-"
>Good choice of name, Chrissy
>"-Anon's current roommate."
>"Well, could you please wait outside? I'm currently-"
>"May I please say my piece?"
>"What? What piece?"
>She points to you
>"About Anon."
>...
>"*sigh* Fine.You have five minutes"
>She takes a deep breath
>"I understand that Anon hasn't been working all that hard, and I know why."
>"And why might that be?"
>"You must understand, this young man took me in five months ago when I had nothing."
>Mr. Jones watches her vigilantly, his hands gripping each other in front of his face
>"I was thrown out of my parent's house with nothing. They wouldn't even let me grab an extra set of clothes, just threw me onto the street. I had just graduated high school, I didn't know how to get a house or apartment, I wasn't confident enough to get a job, so all I could bring myself to do was scavenge. I had been out there, sleeping on sidewalks, begging for change, doing what I needed to to get by."
>Tears start running down her face
>Not a river though...
>...A very calm stream
>She's putting on just enough sadness to be believable
>"Then one night, I'm raiding through his garbage can, and next thing I know, Anon is at his door. I had feared he would chase me out, but then he invites me inside. He offers me a chance, tells me I can live with him if I start looking for a job."
>"I had never known such kindess, such generosity, until I had met this..."
>She turns to you, gripping your hand in hers
>"...this brave young man..."
>She turns back
>"...who willingly let a stranger into his home, sheltered me, fed me and gave me another chance. This young man may not be perfect Mr. Jones, but I ASSURE you, he is worth every single minute of your time..."
>She turns back to you with a genuine smile
>"...Just as he's worth every minute of mine..."
>...
>...Your heart melts...
>...before reconstituting itself into the meaty chunk of flesh it's supposed to be

>>28351035
>She was just saying that to win your boss over, that's all...
>...Yeah, that's it...
>...She's just trying to help you get your job back...
>...so you can help her get back home easier...
>Yep...
>No feelings of attraction here...
>Just...
>...d-did she mean that?
>After a minute of pondering, Mr. Jones finally comes to a decision.
>"Alright, while I don't tolerate any sort of slacking off, or anything less than 100% dedication..."
>"...it's clear to me that you've been having to take care this young woman, and as such, you've been burdened on both sides."
>"So, while I'm expecting you to get your act together...I'll let you keep the job."
>Chrysalis smiles wider than ever before
>"Do you mean it?"
>"Yeah yeah yeah, I do."
>She then grabs onto you and pulls you into a hug, causing you to give a blush and a happy, if embarrassed, smile
>"Now if you'll excuse him, HE has to get back to work."
>"Oh, of course! See you after work Anon!"
>She waves and heads out the door, presumably back to the car
>...
>"Well, what are ya waiting for?"
"Oh, sorry sir."
>You get out of your chair and are about to exit his office when he stops you as you're grabbing the handle
>"...You're a good kid Anon."
"Uh-thank you, sir."
>"No problem. Now get back to work."
"Yes sir."

*AFTER WORK*

>You pull into your driveway and head inside to find Chrysalis doing her usual jog on the treadmill...
>...in her human form, but now with a loose white tank top and baggy gym shorts, both of them yours
>You thought she would have changed back when you brought her home at lunch
>But she hasn't
>Hold up
"Where did you get those clothes from when you were in Mr. Jones' office?"

"Magic."
>The phrase 'Fuck off with that horseshit' was practically written on his face
"100% Serious. Hell, they were more of a hit to my reserves than transforming."
>"Wait, how could making clothes with magic be more taxing than transforming into a human?"
"I... may have practiced a bit before."

>>28351130
>"Weren't you the one adamant about not using any magic, so as to save it all up?"
"Well, yes, but I figured if I'm going to be stuck here for a year or two, there's no point in spending it sitting alone in this house."
>"...Okay, good point."
>He looks as if he's about to go to his room when he stops himself
>"One more thing."
"Yeah?"
>"Did you mean it?"
"Hmm?"
>"When you said I was... worth every minute of your time?"
>Yes Anon
"Well-"
>That was the absolute truth
"I was trying to convince your boss to keep you-"
>He really means THAT much to you
>"-and I figured that would do it."
>If only you could tell Anon about your feelings...
>that you tOTALLY DON'T HAVE
>NONE OF THOSE FEELINGS AT ALL
>NOPE
>YOU SIMPLY APPRECIATE THAT HE WOULD GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO HOUSE YOU
>AND YOU HELPED HIM IN RETURN
>NOTHING. MORE
>IT'S NOT AS IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM
>IT'S... It's not like...You think he's nice or anything
>You slow down on the treadmill
>It's not as...as if he's caring...or charming
>...or funny...or
>... It's not... like you'll...like
>You stop moving and turn of the treadmill
>... it's not like you'll miss him or anything...
>...
>...
"I'm going to bed," you state weakly, transforming back into your old self
>"Chrissy? You alright?"
>He gives you a concerned look
>No, Anon
"Yes, I'm fine."
>You're not fine
>You head for bed, getting under the covers
>... Because I don't want to leave you
>You silently weep yourself to sleep
>...Because I really do...
>...love you...

CH. 4 END
Thanks to my internet basically dropping dead, this last part is coming from my phone.HOLY SHIT THIS FINALLY SENT. GOODFUCKINGCHRIST I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR THE PAST HOUR. Good night and Thanks for reading.

>>28351144
Also meant to write
>...Because you don't want to leave him
>... Because you really do...
>...love him...
I'm just glad that it finally sent

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>>28351150
Good shit. Hope you will continue writing this.

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>>28351144
Love intensifying!

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>>28351144
Good work anon, I laughed, I cried. Now I feel

>>28351853

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>>28351144
>>28351544
>dem digits

>>28351144
HES LEAVING US
THE WORLD IS ENDING
WHAT DO WE DO
AUUUAUAAUUAUUAHHAHAHHGG
HEEEEEEELP US
HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>28352887
Just keep bumping the thread, so he has somewhere to post into. I need to catch some sleep too.

bump for god writefag

>>28353675

He will return, we just have to wait.

>>28354358
we usually have to wait until around 4AM EST.

That's usually when he posts

>>28354473
>11am
Neato.

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How come Chryssi can't contact her hive?
Can't her subjects assist her return?
Just wondering.
Though her hive would probably look like picrelated without her.

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>>28355213
"I AM GOING TO SAVE QUEEN"
"SAVE THE QUEEN!"
"WE SAVE THE QUEEN!"
"SAVE THE QUEEN!"
"OH! WE FORGOT THE MAGIC!"
*bzzz* "SAVE THE QUEEN!"

>>28355213
>>28355891
THE QWEEN ISAMAAHEAYYYYY
SAVE THE DQWEEEWAAAHHNNN
WON FOR AWLL ALL FOR QUEEN
WECANSAVEHERISFWETRYHARSDDD
SOWNBABSUUDDJSJSJAYHHAAAAYAYAYAYYYAYAAAA

sorry I freak out and panic easily

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>>28355213
>>28355891
>>28356219
>meanwhile captive ponies wonder what's going on and why changeling became so stupid all of a sudden

>>28356576
>It's like a train wreck.
>They could run away, but the chaos is just too much to not want to watch.

>>28356576
>>28356596
>One of the drones notices that the ponies are the only ones not panicking
>Install new leadership of pony prisoners.

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>>28356620
kek
>Chrysalis' face when she sees what her hive has been turned into

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>>28352865
Oh SHIT

>>28353675
I'm just an anon with a love for horsebug, friend.

>>28354473
>10 pm
Hawaii time is weird

>>28355213
Admittedly, I was thinking less about "How is her hive doing?" at that time and moreso "Who would be powerful enough to bring her back?" Have to admit, probably should have thought of that. Thanks for pointing that out.
Also love the idea of the hive just going to shit after Chrissy leaves. It's like SpongeBob's mind when he's trying to remember his name in that one episode.

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>>28356905
>Hawaii time
that explains everything

boop

beep

I wonder how Moon Butt reacted to that letter.

>>28359382
As long as we keep this thread bumped, we might just get to find out.

>>28360855

>>28361384

This whole bumpfest reminds me of Hunter Anon thread. Bumping, keeping the thread alive so Ziri has somewhere to practice his art...
Good times.