>You're at sugar cube corner and this guy slaps your

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>>28284089
*unsheathes katana*

>>28284089
Hug him and tell him it's alright, he doesn't have to play the big guy in front of me.
I know the pain that plagues him and assure him that I will help him out.
Together we will kill Timber Spruce

>>28284089
Slap his ass cause he's my husbando, and let him fuck my waifu while I fuck his ass

BRAH WHY YOU TOUCH MY GIRL BRAH
>shit senpai
BRAH ILL THROW DOWN IM PC BRAH
>ShIt faM

>>28284089
Slap his ass and tell him if he does that again I'll fuck him gay.

>>28284089
it was obviously an accident judging by the look on his face

Citizens arrest for assault and sexual assault. That's what a law abiding citizen is supposed to do.

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>>28284089

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY

>>28285219
my man

>>28284089
Slap his wafu's ass

>>28284089
>rape

>>28284089
Fuck him in the ass to assert dominance

I don't have a waifu.

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>>28284089
Stand back and watch my waifu beat the ever loving shit out of him

>>28284089
Ask the janitors to help me. FOR FREE.

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>>28286365
This is the only correct answer. Fuck his butt to show him who's the boss.

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>>28286698

>>28284089
>It has begun
>You push him to the ground
>He looks pissed, but that look quickly turns to confusion as you flip him over
>Your waifu shakes her head
>"Now you've done it."
>He has dishonored your waifu's buttocks
>To restore it, you must VIOLATE his buttocks!
>You pull his pants and underwear down
>"Whoa-What are you doing?!"
>You unsheathe you pants katana
>Holding him down, you do not give him any chance to react, forcing your cock inside him
>"AHHHHH!"
>His cries and pained pleas for mercy fall on deaf ears
>All in attendance watch
>They simply shake their head, avert their gaze, or give a disgusted sneer at the boy getting his butt plugged
>He should have known
>Not to touch the waifu ass of an autist!

>>28286769
>only one person takes up the responsibility of cleaning up
>a Bipedal
>Human
>janitor
>Named scruffy
>he did it for free

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>>28284089
Heh. Look at the retard slapping the thin air! He he he he he.

>>28286769
>fucking casual autust
>no Shrek reference
>GET OUT NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28284089
i don't think he would be interested in spike

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>>28287827

https://m.popkey.co/d67e0b/mr5V5_s-200x150.gif

>>28284089
Stop waifu from killing him.
Pitty him.
Give him a dollar.
He is a poor fuck who can't land on any women and got used by Shimmer.

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Why would h slap his own ass?