>"Anon." >"I brought you here because you're

>>28277807
The real Batman would never ask for help

why doesn't batman just kill the joker?

>>28277822
Because it'd be too easy

>>28277822
http://youtu.be/l3DWn2OPwvM

>>28277830
what does being easy have to do with anything? he's stopping crime not playing a video game

>>28277830
Seriously Batman!? That fucker like killed a quarter of the population of Gotham

>>28277849
>>28277881
I can't explain it, so I'll let Bats himself explain it
http://youtu.be/7kscfb9XzPs

>>28277884
>>28277846
that's retarded

>>28277889
You know what? Fine! You want Batman to kill Joker? Here you go!
http://youtu.be/_8Pa-Ff-NXA

kys

>>28277884
Batman...I'm disappointed. Fuck it! Gimme that gun!

>>28277921
He was right, you know?
You seen Batman v. Superman? He kinda murdered a lot of people in that movie

>>28277884
>IT'S HIM OR ME!!!!1!!!1!!
>Puts a timer on his demo charges
Good job Jason.

>>28277995
He was never the brightest one

>>28277914
Yes, I to like the Kool You System

File: Naamloos-2.png (138KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 350x350px

>>28277846
God, he really must have gone to equestria.

cause he sounds like he's a Little hoarse.

>>28277807

Why have you not raped the joker yet? This is all your fault.

>>28277822
because the joker is a far more interesting character than he is

>>28277822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pym1mEZpd68

>>28277881
My parents are DEAD

>>28277807
Do I get to fuck your butler after?

>>28277822
Batman has a no kill rule, and that includes the guy who killed his parents.

>>28277807
"So... what, is the Joker a brony now too? Is he hiding out at the abandoned plush factory that produced those radioactive pony plushes?"
>"A shot in the dark, but it just might work. Thank you for your help, Anonymous."
>you blink and he's fucking gone, leaving your window open, letting the cold night breeze in.
"Oh my fucking god that was a JOKE!"
>You close the window because you are not about to wait for a certain caped crusader to have a sense of common decency.
>With that done, you switch on the TV
>After a couple of hours of mindless TV, you're treated to one of Channel 7's special bulletins.
>Oh joy. More shit you don't care about.
>"BREAKING NEWS! Reports have come in that Batman has apprehended the Joker in an abandoned factory, shut down for producing radioactive plush toys!"
"...Mother of fuck."

>>28279297
>Anon wakes up to a loud thump on his wall.
>A fucking batterang has a note stuck on it just above his head.
>After checking his pants to see if he shit himself he checks the note.
>'I need this deciphered'
>The note is written in green and simply asks "What's black and white and read all over?"
"For fucks sake, a newspaper?"
>Somehow the Riddler is caught in the basement of the resident school.

>>28277819
Then we don't have an amusing story with anon being a fucking retard while Batman facepalms internally.

File: why doesn't x kill Joker.jpg (53KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1280x720px

>>28277822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxiF3LuX9vs

>>28277807
Anon, we already have a marvel-related thread, we don't need a dc one

Do we actually report roleplaying?
The rule feels kind of dumb.

File: mark-hamill-as-joker-as-1.jpg (118KB, 620x480px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 620x480px

>>28279785
>Hey Anon, I broke into your car!

>>28279785
I don't even know anymore. There's so many threads that get pass I doubt it matters anymore.

>>28279777
>not the best version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vic6bO14CZg

>>28277807
>"While I can just go in blindly and search for him a guide would be a better option."
>"I can't use radio on the other side ot this portal, so Orace can't help me either."

File: image.jpg (10KB, 125x107px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 125x107px

>>28279297
>>28279314

>>28279314
Nice

>>28277822
Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker?

>>28280528
Asking the hard questions now aren't we?